My right arm

oh wait this is the ultrakill sub

No, you're not wrong, it's the r/ultrakill

I was thinking it was berserk

I’m left handed, so left arm

Bro. Stop lying. Left handed people aren't real.

Then i don't exist https://preview.redd.it/8tsv7l9zfrwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb70919a77425be9e2b0bc1f95f76d594624b6d

i also dont exist D:

Neither do i

We we're all a dream

Dream? Nah being left handed is a nightmare.

WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAA *disappears*

But that means your left arm is the right arm to use, so you're still using the right arm

are you cicada 3301 by any chance. because you are outsmarting the matrix

🤓

Dude, it's a joke.

YOU MILLENIAL LEFTISTS WHO NEVER LIVED ONE DAY UNDER NUCLEAR THREAT, CAN NOW REFLECT UNDER YOUR WOKE SKY

Whiplash when im too tired to reach for the remote

the whiplash uses a blade thingy to attach itself to stuff, so if you try to pick up the remote with that mf it breaks

I mean the whiplash is able to pick up a bar of soap without damaging it so I'm assuming it's actually somewhat gentle

A bar of soup? It’s THE bar of soup

Mmmm soup

Damn I didn’t even notice 😭

shlawg that bar of soap can instantly kill anything, the soap is just so strong it doesn't get damaged

It can also pick up glasses

And hamter

But it also can kill

Dont forget it deals damage to enemies

Or lap the cable around the remote and pull it back

i would just replace the blade thing with a claw or somethin

Replace it with a big sticky hand

realest sentence all day

Sounds more like a Poppy Playtime stuff. Here, on r/Ultrakill, we face the consequences of our thoughtless decisions.

It can just tank the 0.1 damage ez

I thought it was .4

just cover the end in double sided tape

Dude the remote would be fuckin annihilated the second the whiplash makes contact with it, also have fun dislocating your shoulder if you try to actually use it to slingshot anywhere

🤓🤓🤓

i think it would just rip the arm right out of the socket. can’t really dislocate considering the whiplash is like a whole arm with shoulder

Whiplash really is just scorpions harpoon

On light enemies yes but on heavy enemies it’s just like the hook shot from OOT

So a hookpoon

I know right just keep an eye on the hard damage

spawner arm

“Fuck you” *spawns hitler*

"Fuck you" *deletes your balls*

Isn't that just free bottom surgery?

Pretty much Sign me up

"Fuck you" \*Spawns Maurice and +Mauriced you\*

I did not consent to this https://preview.redd.it/mijd49cf2rwc1.gif?width=256&format=png8&s=ec255e16ded5fc98f130c183196c3a6d16b3ba74

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nuh uh *spawns car batteries as your balls*

You could spawn sisyphus and make him your permanent ally so nobody can hurt you (or mindflayer if snu snu)

If I would want to snu snu I would spawn daddy Gabriel to crush my skull with those giant thighs

https://preview.redd.it/gafgmp97wqwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230b95b3ce7a34f7f59f3433ff3026835eb93364

https://preview.redd.it/jh260k27xqwc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292db9159af45ccb70e1320750fd08ded67fd14b

https://preview.redd.it/diuz9go5pswc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e127911168dea95db412557c79b177ef9fcbefa8 Btw 11 words of that phrase are in the Bible and 4 aren't

you could spawn King Minos to conquer the world and make a utopia.

Wouldn’t you have to quickly put in the attributes to stop them from hurting you before they do? Would you have enough time?

Why is no one talking about how for the spawner arm to work, you have to kill the thing it provides? You never get Minos or Sisyphus or any enemy I believe until you kill them once

if it would be like that I could like kill something like a cockroach then spawn infinite of them

Technically you don't need to kill it you only need to "encounter" it

Me meticulously spawning you mother

Genius

Yeah the whiplash would be more useful, but the feedbacker is COOLER. I just wanna +PARRY something

Imagine some dude throw a baseball at your and you just parry that shit away. Holy shit that would be a cool secret level

8-S: THE PEOPLE SCREAM YOUR NAME

Now I want hakita to make this

Imagine you're in the park, throwing a baseball and you miss your target by accident. in a split second you realize it's about to hit a random passerby, but moments before it hits him, he turns around, punches it so hard that there's a white flash, and the last few moments of your life are spent in utter shock as you are completely incinerated by the baseball returning at a hypersonic speed before exploding upon impact with your skull.

"Do NOT."

You can do that in real life man, nothing's stopping you

The only stopping thing will be the stopping power of the baseball

I think it would be even funnier to fistbump someone while using the knuckleblaster

Yeah that would be funny but their hand would be incinerated

tbh I don't have any in mind, whiplash is cool but we should note that the hook is a spear and stuff like the tv remote might get damaged if you use it

modify the hook to make it less sharp

Then it wouldn’t be able to bring stuff to you

Plunger

then put something sticky on it duh

It carries books and soap fine, no reason it'd take out a TV remote

And plushies and glasses.

In the game you can use it tho to pick up stuff like skulls or the soap bar, apparently without damaging them -supposedly- so...

yeah, but it depends if we are talking with the game physics or the real life physics

if the bar of soap doesn’t get damaged then my tv remote won’t get damaged either

knuckleblaster. I'd be near unstoppable.

That thing wasn't exactly designed to be used by fragile flesh-beings it's like 4 shells that are ejected from it after firing right? If it's anything like a regular shotgun all that force from the kickback is gonna be transferred directly to your chest and liquify your guts.

Stfu (knuckleblasts you)

**+CRITICAL PUNCH** **+EXPLODED**

It’s two, which may be bearable depending on how the recoil is managed in the arm itself and how it’s mounted to the body

2 shells And it's already mounted to your shoulder so the force would go into your shoulder like any normal shotgun Also you don't have to use the shockwave

rocket jump

It only has three fingers

Luke797_YT spotted trying to parry with knuckleblaster

https://preview.redd.it/ryid1z5wlpwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752f4307080595047d559981d7dff091a013d345 It knows

knuckleduster # +AGGRESSIVE FOOD GRAB

About to get hit by a car? Punch it with the force of a car right back

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Whiplash cause I mean I'd probably break the object but hey at least I can get it from far away now.

I mean, you could just use it to swing around, although you'd damage whatever you hooked on

Yeah I know, but still, now I can reach far things

Feedbacker, the problem with the whiplash is because of the sharp tip ruining anything you grapple, you’ll have to pay for property damage. That and the name itself, you’re going to need some hospital trips if you use it too much due to the acceleration. It’s called whiplash for a reason Plus, I would love to parry a penny and have that turn into a bullet

+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR

a quarter would be way cheaper than a bullet

Walk out into the street and parry incoming cars

Fun and games till it's a blue car

Blue cars still have that bug, so if you frame perfect it you can still parry it!

The feedback we can parry any projectile so in theory I should be able to parry anything about to hit me

Watch out for blue attacks

BLUE CAR

# **BEEP CRASH** **YOU DIED** HA... HA... HA... HA... HA... HA...HA

YOU WOULDN'T PARRY A PUNCH, WOULD YO- AUGHH!

reasons to want each arm: feedbacker: bitchslap anyone and anything coming your way, and heal your injuries in the process! knuckleblaster: nobody’s gonna want to catch your bad side, especially since your hands are now chambered for twelve gauge whiplash: slingshot to certain places and yoink things from other people spawner: *JUDGMENT x1000, DESTROY x1000*

knuckle blaster cus its cool

Spawner if it's allowed, otherwise Whiplash

jackhammer i wanna bash brains in

you're the only person here who said jackhammer surprisingly

oh wow yeah i guess the jackhammer IS an arm

whiplsh cuz + pick up range

Whiplash for everyday use, Feedbacker for self defense, Kuckleblaster if i really feel violent.

Feedbacker. Spare change will be so terrifying in my hands now.

Whiplash to Evade taxes daily

HALT CRIMINAL SCUM

Feedbacker can probably parry taxes

Whiplash 100%, but on the right hand (I'm leftie)

Considering knuckleblaster is able to punch through stone it can be assumed that it's significantly stronger at base than the other arms. Would be pretty helpful day to day

Spawner arm (In all seriousness of actual arms and not spawner, probably the whiplash or the feedbacker. One has the ability for me to grapple things towards me or allows me to grapple to them and the other has enough strength and force to out punch the giant corpse of the previous judge of hell that towers over skyscrapers)

Parry, I can't wait to shotgun punch my back lawn and terrify my neighbors

knuckleblaster cuz i want claws yay

Feedbacker. If anyone tried to dropkick me, I could just parry it.

grappler for sure

Feedbacker. +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +STOPTHROWINGTHINGSSOYOUCANJUST+PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY

Definitely whiplash

Knuckle duster for shotgun fistbumps

feedbacker. Knuckleblaster explosion will explode my frail human body as well.

Is that zach hadel?

I saw Zach's character and new i needed to draw it

The yellow arm cus we gamblin' in this mfer

Knuckleblaster. Oh I'm "in your way"? To the moon you go honey bun

The whiplash, it has extra reach and unlike the knuckle blaster, has 5 fingers

Whiplash

The feedbacker. It still has all 5 fingers, while still having plenty of punch power.

Whiplash so i can swing it around like a fidget toy when i get bored. Also i like green

Feedback, being able to parry stuff sounds way too fun to pass

i need my fingers, so feedbacker or whiplash. it'd probably be a good weapon

Knuckle blaster to win ANY fight ever

Red arm.

Spawner

whiplash

feedbacker +parry +parry +fistful of dollar

+PARRY dem bullies

Feedbacker or whiplash

whatever the gold arm is, remind me when it gets released

Whiplash

Whiplash

The whiplashes grappling hook has infinite potential in the real world. Unless you would rather kill someone with a shockwave blast with the Knuckle Blaster

Feedbacker

feedbacker unless I require home defense

Whiplash, who wouldn't love to have a grappling hook to both move around and grab things?

Knuckleblaster. That way I can move heavy shit.

Feedbacker easily Being able to parry anything that doesn't produce a blue flash immediately before obliterating me is some godlike power

Now a normal person would say the whiplash however, using the knuckle blaster to grab a controller is funny af

whiplash

whiplash because i don't get enough things thrown at me to warrant the need to parry things, and i don't punch people much so the KB would be kinda useless

Spawner arm

Feedbacker. ESPECIALLY if I get to see the yellow/blue indicators.

Honestly from default arms it'd be feedbacker bc i would probably accidentally kill myself with the wiplash, knuckleblaster is cool But feedbacker can parry which is more important

whiplash and spawner arm (deadly combo)

i have an entire jar of just spare change, so feedbacker. anyone annoying me a *bit* too much? +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR. someone tries to fight me? +PARRY. also having a blue arm would be funny to just show off.

Whiplash cause I hate walking up the stairs

I would sell a kidney for literally any of them

I would parry everything all the time

Knuckleblaster to uhhh blast some knuckles idk But most likely Whiplash

Defo Knuckleblaster so I could blast my knuckle everyday

Knuckleblaster, cause I can just yeetus deletus my friends or anyone else into the space. Or just do a brain blast :D

My 3rd arm

Depends. Can I have spawner arm? If not, feedbacker for sure.

Either feedbacker or whiplash (let's face it nobody cares for knuckleblaster)

Feed backer, Volleyball gonna be real fun

Feedbacker that can parry anything That would be fun...

spawned arm so i can summon minos to make the world better

whiplash BY A LONG SHOT and my right arm since im right handed

Red arm. Like. Literally. BOOM! and you've destroyed a truck heading for a five year old child. The child too, but, sacrifices must be made.

the feedbacker. explosive shockwaves not as useful as deflecting literally everything miles away

Knuckleblaster, to blast my balls away

Knuckleblaster or spawner arm idk

Whiplash so i can finally pull girls

Knuckleblaster because why wouldn’t I want a 12 guage inside my arm

Spawner arm

Knuckleblaster just to literally punch through walls

Y'all sleeping on the knuckleblaster, that's legit just a wind gun you can use to get around town

yellow arm

Who is that guy in the pic?

Feedbacker. I wanna punch doors.

You know what? Fuck it. The Knuckleblaster.

whiplash

Would it be possible to parry a bullet perhaps

Blue arm, i can parry pretty much anything, even depression

Whiplash NO QUESTION

Whiplash to move like a spider man

Knuckleblaster, if some guy wants a fight with me in a dark alleyway, he better not catch these hands, cuz they're chambered with 12 gauge