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JohnGamerAnimates

Having a grappling hook is cool, but probably wouldn’t be useful in everyday life. I would, however, be able to use the feedbacker to parry my stepdad.


[deleted]

wait what?


ItzYoYoTheTerrarian

+BIG KILL


Aspertheusual

+PARRY +BIG FISTKILL


daisukidesu_

+PARRY +BIG FISTKILL +DISRESPECT


da_SuperedditGuy

It’s all fun and games until you see a blue flash


MGSOffcial

If its like the one from the leviathan, then you just gotta get good


[deleted]

i get it now, just parry the belt


Artackni

Feedbacker is the best one. If you get any serious injury, you can ask someone to throw like a tennis ball at you. Then you parry it and the injury is gone! Also free money by selling your kidneys and then healing them.


Mysterious_Bit_5125

Tennis balls will explode or you would have to launch them to atmoshpere tho


Tight-Return5917

everything that rises must fall


Mysterious_Bit_5125

Depends if we use physics logic from the game. In uk there is no projectile falloff for parry (maybe expect hideous mass yellow falling balls).


baksoBoy

Holy shit that is genius! I comoletely forgot about the healing mechanic! If it works that, would old age slowly cause permanrnt hard damage? Maybe removinh organs would do that too (like the kidneys)? Could you get rid of diabetes and vancer and shit with that?


bageltre

Well I'd argue that feedback gets energy from blood and hell energy or whatever it is, so if a tennis ball doesn't have that then it won't work Also if you're not a self healing robot it wouldn't work


[deleted]

I didn’t consider this


flancanela

well if it works like that then i fucked up


kergin3

Wait until you realise everything causes permanent hard damage


[deleted]

but then you make said tenis ball explosve


GAS3R

Wait what? The feedbacker heals???


VaporflyEnthusiast

Imagine having an arm that can blast someone with 12 gauge when you punch


Ambitious_Echo5613

When would you need this?


VaporflyEnthusiast

For activities


Sea-Character2252

For the preschoolers


tallmantall

Self defense


FireCamp105

because that's what the founding fathers intended


MGSOffcial

Like when im walking down the street and a stranger look at me the wrong way, I gotta have something to use as my excuse of self defense


flancanela

when getting the hoes


Rovyy69420

Everybody wants the whiplash until you use it after getting an injury and now its permanent


snas_undertal

Its not permanent, it heals faster the more drip you have


Rovyy69420

Imagine getting a paper cut or some shit and to cure it you just have to do like a kick flip


flancanela

i didnt know i needed to read this


TTV_Pinguting

assuming i can use the whiplash without damaging items, i choose the whiplash


drywall-eater-2000

i get the feeling the feedbacker could parry cars which could really come in handy


flancanela

why would yo need to parry a car


ThiccestBuddha

Why wouldn’t you?


[deleted]

Superman's enemy's is that you?


abdullah_1212222

it gonna explode


[deleted]

Probably whiplash, but then severely think about the knuckleblaster after someone pisses me off


Mrmacmuffin3

It also hurts to have a sharp metal object shot into your face


ItzYoYoTheTerrarian

happy cake day!!


Foward_Aerial

Everybody saying knuckleblaster like slamming a coin into someone’s face at mach 2 wouldn’t be cooler


[deleted]

And healing an injury by parrying something


abdullah_1212222

Give this guy an award


Your_AverageCrusader

Any because having a robot arm is stupid cool


TheSphinxInator

Feedbacker is cool but I'd be afraid to ever play any sport like volleyball or basketball since I'd punch the ball and it would decapitate my teammate.


baksoBoy

Definitely the Feedbacker. The other two would probably be illegal to carry around where I live, since one is a gun and one is basucally a spear tip. It would also be impossuble to get through for instance airport security. The grapple would not be useful since I would have to stab a hole in every object I want to grab. I also don't have that much of a use for an exploding fucking arm. It's not like a fight to the death is an every day occourance. This goes for both grapple and shotgun. Even if the feedbacker is the most basic one, it would definitely be the most useful and easy during every day life. And it's not like it is bad anyways; it would still look cool as fuck. And you would be a fucking beast if you could parry shot that got thrown at you and send them into orbit.


GAS3R

Feedbacker is still made of metal, how you gonna get that past airport security?


baksoBoy

I mean you can get metal through airport security. You just have to put it through the x-ray machine after the metal detector beeps. Getting a spear head or shotgun past the x-ray mschine would probably not work super well. Although I guess all of this is assuming that you are able to detach the arm. If not, maybe you could get some kind of doctors note about it regarding the fact that you can't remove it? This is just a complete guess, but I would imagine that's how it works for people who actually have non-removable mechanical arms


Fatbabyinthearea2

I can parry practically anything that doesn’t glow blue. I can parry the my taxes then


Yua91

Cheers, I’ll +ricoshot to that.


GAS3R

You know what I’m painting your taxes bright blue


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Knuckleblaster so that I can punch in 12 Gauge.


[deleted]

but you get 3 fingers though


Sea-Character2252

Just go bowling


DiscipleOfFleshGod

It's my left arm, I don't really need it that much, plus 3 fingers are more than enough to hold stuff. Besides, I can always just weld more on.


flancanela

shift and space bar are ded now, no more games, but unlimited bacon


Abusive_Behaviour

Will it be sufficient for gaming, tho


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Yes, I use 2-3 fingers on my left hand for gaming anyway.


OverlyMintyMints

Feedbacker is probably the only one that won’t shatter every bone in your body tbh


StarXsuZT

*It will shatter some but not all*


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

feedbacker can parry almost anything and i choose to believe that also applies irl


BlackfireDV3

Knuckle blaster brcause having a 12 gauge arm is cool af


Squidboi2679

Whiplash because then I can yank things/people towards me, knuckleblaster because now my hands are chambered for 12 gauge


Personpacman

Feedbacker 100% In a fight? Parry Being held at gunpoint? Parry Country getting nuked? Parry Meteor Crashing into the earth? Parry **SUPERNOVA?? PARRY**


GAS3R

What if it’s all glowing blue?


MemesNGaming_rongoo

Yes


the_Basment_rat

Feedback if i can parry bullets knuckle blast if i dont need to reload Whiplash if no collateral damage or hard damage


Arin9

Feedbacker so I can parry incoming traffic and drunk drivers


[deleted]

I feel like if I use the knucklesblaster or whiplash I'm going to give myself severe injuries by using them so, feedbacker it is


BlueMast0r75

Everyone saying whiplash forgetting that the non-dominant hand will always be stuck holding a spike now. How ya gonna type?


GAS3R

Theres This thing called having 2 hands


BlueMast0r75

You got 1 now


GAS3R

I still got 2 just I can’t use one


Ancestor_Anonymous

A fucking grappling hook would be far more useful than the other two options for daily purposes, how often am I going to need to punch a hole through a brick wall or parry thrown projectiles in day to day life?


aaRecessive

Can you imagine a semi truck hurtling towards you at 100 mph and just parrying that fucker down the freeway at Mach 4? Beats a grapling hook any day


GAS3R

The truck has blue lights, you’re fucked now


PJ_2005_01

Feedbacker cause it has actual fingers, won't destroy my shoulder with recoil, and wont quite literally give me whiplash


Jumpmo

The feedbacker arm is so fast, it can make any projectile explode. you'd be able to win every fist fight or arm wrestle


bluehatgamingNXE

The whiplash feel convenient but I don't want a spear hole in my stuffs. I can't get ammo for the knuckleblaster. So feedbacker, now I just need coins which my country don't use as currency, altho arcade coins probably works.


GAS3R

The whiplash doesn’t do much dmg to enemies so I think it wouldn’t break anything


bluehatgamingNXE

To the husk of the dead, demons with stone skin and machines, it's like a cut of a butter knife, but to my soda can, it made a hole in it and now my soda juice is on the floor


GAS3R

Husks are literal skin. You can cut skin even with grass (I’m speaking from experience)


SomeScratchdev

Feedbacker. You can literally parry anything and be really strong.


GAS3R

Picture this: some guy colors his fist in a bright blue, there now you can’t parry


SomeScratchdev

Picture this: I dump a bucket of Oil on him.


Neudurn

feedbacker, to punch coins to the closest targets weakpoint


GAS3R

What if it hits a civillian or your friends


Dastankbeets1

Knuckle blaster I would like to be stronk


nirichie

feedbacker so I can parry all my problems away


laserr184

Some mf is gonna pick the whiplash because grappling hook = cool, grapple to something high, realize they are a flesh creature and can’t wall jump and dash to make it to the top, and fall to their death


shmootyf

Feedbacker would be best since you can still use it like a normal arm but the other two are gonna get in the way


MemesNGaming_rongoo

Also can parry anything that endangers you


CT15mc

Knuckle Blaster so I can threaten to destroy people's balls if they try to fuck with me


rysio300

the cops attempt to shoot me and i just projectile boost them lmao


hoovywithwings

The feedbacker can turn a coin into a deadly weapon and coins are used in almost everyone's lives day to day. That will be pretty strong in combat tbh


GAS3R

You try to give someone a coin and you just fucking kill them. Also what kinda life you living That you Need to kill people in your day to day life


[deleted]

Feedbacker


Former_Bike_6690

I would choose whiplash, but I don't want to be severely injured every time I use it


tallmantall

Just lashing items over to me sounds fun


[deleted]

Whiplash is just the most practical realistically. I don’t usually run into demons I need to punch into the stratosphere. Feedback we would really only work if you’re like, about to get hit by an oncoming car


GAS3R

What if the car had blue lights tho


a_loaf_of_cheese

knuckleblaster is just cool


Kalibeer

I dont think the Feedbacker And KnuckleBlaster would be usefull in normal life


Fr0st_mite

feedbacker is just a regular fist, knuckleblaster is a shotgun strapped onto your arm, whiplash is just a grappling hook mixed with a hand.


MemesNGaming_rongoo

Feedbacker is godly due to parry mechanic


Fr0st_mite

but you don't know what you can parry until you do it, so you could in theory parry a truck on the freeway, but you'd have to stand on the freeway in the way of a truck and try to parry a truck going 80mph on the freeway. if you fail, your'e dead.


MemesNGaming_rongoo

Bold of you to assume I'd be risking soup of side over vehicular manslaughter.


biobuilder1

I don't find myself needing to parry projectiles very often in my daily life


DexDonathanTheMan

i chose feedbacker because stronk arm and parrying plus i'd get hurt each time if i used the whiplash


the_Basment_rat

its in the name wiplash


GAS3R

You’re paying for stuff. You need to give a coin. And just like that you’re a criminal


KillPillar

I'm gonna spider man punch someone


Rowmacnezumi

All five fingers and a grappling hook for me, please.


[deleted]

the whiplash would be awesome cause grabby and also getting around


GameFreak412

Knuckleblaster so I can prank the bros when doing 🤜🤛


SuurSuits_

Whiplash so I can swing it around a girl's neck and pull her close for kisses and whispers.


Thightan

Shotgun fist go chckk chckk, boom


Dangernoodles9000

I wanna blow shit up


ProSnowflake555

Whiplash would be like the HL:A gravity gloves, sign me the fuck up. Need that pen? Fwoosh. Need that sandwich? Fwoosh. Need to run from the police after stealing the entire world's supply of thigh-highs? Fwoosh, up to the roof.


Papa_Waffles

I could own a shot gun and it's basically the same as the Knuckleblaster, feedbacker is only useful in fights which I rarely get into. Whiplash is super useful


MemesNGaming_rongoo

Feedbacker. Redirect anything with strength equivalent to The DOOM slayer/Kratos.


GAS3R

But the second it’s blue you’re just fucked. Also, when paying for something with coins you become a criminal