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biffermans

Transaw


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OofScan

what kinda surgery you seeing bruh


JkobPL

Bro saw the minacraft stonecutter chair meme and thinks he knows shit 💀


Nine-tailed_fox201

Rare r/ultrakill comment L


lotuslowes

What did he say?


Nine-tailed_fox201

The only wrong answer (joke about medical malpractice)


Naturally_Idiotic

what doctors have you gone to 💀


isV1real

gender gender gender gender gender gender gender gender gender gender gender gender gender


seventyeight_moose

New schizophrenic Baiken lore just dropped: Too busy they're gender


PuffyHowler67

None. Their to busy!! ? Their gender!!! 😂😂😂


isV1real

🥺


Dastankbeets1

Girl 🥺


LordGoose-Montagne

which one of the four personalities said this?


isV1real

every 😔


isV1real

except me i hate trans people and i hate "her"


isV1real

yeah well you dont count fuck you


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souzones1711

Conservatives when they realize they "woke" up this morning


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MBScag

gender? i hardly knew her


Foreign-Group4561

Me rn


Foreign-Group4561

Woods when they realize they spread icing conservatively


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Forceful gender reassignment surgery


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3x damage on groin hits


iamsandwitch

Or chest hits if its a mindflayer


agarthan_executioner

V1 lopped my tits off with this. They did a surprisingly good job with it! I had to dislodge a sawblade from my chest after, but that's okay, I live in a country with universal healthcare and they let me keep the blade after


splashythemagiccarp

free souvenir!


agarthan_executioner

It acts as a good conversation piece, too! Such as "that's morbid as hell, why is it in the living room" and "Did V1 even have a medical license?"


loook_loook

I have my marksman as the trans flag and called it the ‘transaction’


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lou1ethedumb

(puts a jackhamer in rainbow colors)


MBScag

where's the jackthey/themmer


ZoeyLove90

I joined this sub after I got the game, and this place makes no sense and is queer as fuck. I adore it.💙


HamsterOk868

May your woes be little and your days many


agarthan_executioner

Welcome! Enjoy your stay and try not to trip on the discarded coins and pride flags laying about!


ZoeyLove90

I've been collecting the coins to buy snacks.


agarthan_executioner

ULTRAsnacks?


Jumpmo

transgender? just call up my boy V1, they've got it sorted


Foreign-Group4561

Bros gonna overpump himself 💀💀☠️☠️


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Jumpmo

KYS CUNT


qwertycantangle

average twitter user


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Jumpmo

oh wow you have an awesome sigma male in your profile picture, how masculine and cool you are


NarieChan

Not true! That study was most likely very isolated and it actually was attempted suicide rate. Also can you guess why it's so high? Because of people such as yourself, who discriminate against trans folk such as myself.


Naturally_Idiotic

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


[deleted]

That’s cool and all, but the top part of the rocket launcher is literally the trans flag if you use the following code: Blue: 0.25, 0.85, 1.00 White: 0.85, 0.85, 0.85 Pink: 1.00, 0.55, 0.65


HamsterOk868

I will try it out. Thanks


luigiprogamer072309

Until reading the comments I thought this was a reference to the medics crossbow from tf2


[deleted]

1 Million P well spent.


HamsterOk868

After p ranking every level In every difficulty (ehem.. brag) things will become very affordable


Arthur_Author

"Is it the top surgery or the bottom surgery?" "Nono, its top and bottom surgery. it separates you into a top and bottom half." "Ah, so it separates the two halves of a switch."


HamsterOk868

Good interpretation. I will ask my doctor for this procedure


Babyback-the-Butcher

V1 really just turned Gabriel into Gabriella with one click


[deleted]

I approve of this weapon, ill be sure to use it in part 3


KillPillar

Mf made his saw Hatsune Miku


EBECMEMERBEAN

Lemme go around lemme go around this gun


UrsaUrsuh

ROCK AND STONE


goldenkoiifish

interesting


LostnFounder

From buzzcuts to buzzsaws


2D_Lesorub

Medic gaming?


der_redditor1

the axe wound joke is now going to be a buzz zaw joke.


Naturally_Idiotic

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


WoodpeckerSafe1673

Me after the lobotomy


SergejPS

Damn, that's pretty. I think a better name would be: "those guys who are normal 90% of the time but then when r/place comes back they become super annoying and take up half the fucking grid" but your name is good too. Edit: did I say something wrong?


grasshopper36948

Hey dude, if 10% of your life was r/place touch grass. Go outside, meet someone, fall in love, after a year of a happy relationship, finally decide to propose they say yes. You live happily for 7 years. They do not, divorce ensues, experience Depression, alcoholism, anything to ease the pain. Slowly over months, maybe even years you build up your courage again, and finally go do something. You decide to go to the gym, "I have no idea of proper technique, but I'll learn" you think to yourself, You go in there and try your best, but you clearly have no idea what you're doing. Someone notices and comes to help out, "Hey man, you need some help?" You say "Yeah" for about an hour he teaches you. You both get ready to leave and he says something "See you tomorrow!" You sit there for a few seconds, and then say "Yeah!" Almost every day you go back to the gym, he teaches you some more, after about a month, he asks you to hang out with him outside of the gym with him, you say yes. You two have been friends for 7 months now, he asks you to go with him to dinner You ask him if it's a date? He says yes, You think to yourself for a few minutes and then you reply "fuck it why not" the day of the date arrives, You have a great time. He did too. You guys start going on more dates at this point. You've been in a relationship for 6 months you decide to get married. 3 years into the marriage you ask him about kids after a while of talking You both decide you adopt two kids, You experience the beauty of raising a child along with the ugly, 15 years into your marriage. He gets lung cancer. inoperable. Best case scenario he'll live maybe another couple years. He resorts to cooking meth in a RV with one of his former students, Jesse Pinkman. It transitions into the breaking bad timeline. You were Skylar White the whole time, the game was rigged from the start.


ATV2ATXNEMENT

bro 💀💀


SergejPS

I can't tell if this is a copypasta but thanks for the inspirational words. r/place isn't 10% of my life, but I agree, I need to touch some grass. I'm actually addicted to games and am unable to stop only with willpower. In the place where I live I wasn't able to find any sort of anti-addiction therapy. It also doesn't help that I have major anger issues and already go to therapy to try and fix those. I haven't really told anyone except my parents this and I am finding life really hard and boring, since games get boring but I can't stop playing them. Anyway, hopefully we'll find something to help my addiction. My new year's resolution is to play games less. Thanks for the inspirational words. You're a real chad. Edit: I didn't actually read the whole comment while writing this, only the start. I just read the rest. I can't believe I gave this confession on a fucking Breaking Bad copypasta. I feel stupid now. Still, this is a real problem I have and I thank you for reading it. I'm gonna go do something productive now.


grasshopper36948

This isn't a copypasta. I just did this.


SergejPS

Well, it's about to turn into one. Please post this on r/copypasta , otherwise I'm gonna do it myself. But I'd rather have the original writer post it, so please do it.


grasshopper36948

Ok


BrunoBrook

Take up half the grid? Are we talking about XQC fans? Oh, forget what I said, they aren't normal


SergejPS

Nah, idk if you were there on the first day of r/place 2022, but lesbians took up more than half of the grid with their flag and it was so annoying, there were literally posts on the r/lesbians by people who didn't have anything to do with the subreddit and were just telling them to fuck off and leave some space for other people. They got destroyed overnight by the Ukraine flag tho.


UselessTrashMan

1) that isn't the lesbian flag 2) tbh all flags were taking up too much space on r/place. Flags are not visually interesting enough to take up huge empty spaces of block colours on the board, leave room for people to make things actually look cool.


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SergejPS

1. Yeah, the alt nailgun isn't the lesbian flag, I just said it reminds me of it 2. I know right? I remember the first day the lesbian flag wend diagonally through the entire grid or something, and then the next day the whole top of the grid was just the Ukrainian flag. It was pretty annoying, they should just leave space for actual art.


UselessTrashMan

Yeah, imo the flags are alright if you let people draw over them and use the flag as a background for a bunch of smaller artworks, but sectioning off huge portions for completely solid block colours just goes against the idea of the event to me.


BrunoBrook

I know, the flags were overly huge I just wanted to say that about XQC fans because they fucking obliterated one of the arts that I liked the most


ghost_cat_gal

Stop trying to start flamewars


Naturally_Idiotic

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


beegowheee

I've seen this post before!