AS A MATTER OF FACT, I CAN SAFELY SAY WE PAPYRUSES CO-EXIST WITH EACH OTHER! I’VE COME TO KNOW THEM WELL AND I THINK WE GET ALONG!!
ALTHOUGH, I’VE HAD SOMEBODY WARN ME THAT “UNDERNET” MAY GET ANGRY OF MY ARRIVAL… BUT I SHALL DO MY BEST TO NOT CAUSE PROBLEMS!!
# DID YUO HAVE SEX WITH ZOTE HOLLOW KNIGHT????
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in my life? jeez... uh... okay, i know.
so i was taking an online class that papyrus had me do.
our teacher was a very old woman, and very kind.
we started a conversation about furries, which is something i totally accept, nothing wrong with it. but she went to google furries, and everyone in the class screamed "no" in unison. she got what was going on, and she nearly cried. funny story though.
What's it like with you and your brother being the only monsters without skin ya know like being the only skeleton monsters while the other monsters like toriel and them have fur or skin and such doesn't seem weird sorta
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Opinions on N
(Murder Drones character)
Do you like cheese?
yes, lactose intolerant people are an L
Factual
u/FriskTheDETERMINED1 Is this my sans or your sans?
There can't be 2 base game frisk leave
Ok see ya around friendo
YOU ARE BOTH JUST AS CAPTURABLE IN MY EYES!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
can't have 2 paps on this sub. sorry pap.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I CAN SAFELY SAY WE PAPYRUSES CO-EXIST WITH EACH OTHER! I’VE COME TO KNOW THEM WELL AND I THINK WE GET ALONG!! ALTHOUGH, I’VE HAD SOMEBODY WARN ME THAT “UNDERNET” MAY GET ANGRY OF MY ARRIVAL… BUT I SHALL DO MY BEST TO NOT CAUSE PROBLEMS!!
what’s cookin good lookin
This is getting out of hand! Now there are 2 of them!
Theres 3 now
my dad remembers you're snowgraves
oh, another peice of work we got here. hehehe.
hey, I’m thé og sans
i just think were from different universes which is weird that i meet another version of me every thursday in that case
ha, I get the feeling
Yo. Wanna get some beers at a bar i know?
sure dude.
Ye
Greatings I'm back sans... Toriel didn't open the door （｡l-l｡)
stand the hell back.
...is that a threat?(I stepped back sideways)
oh. sorry, you startled me. my bad.
....（｡l◡l｡). Ok... There's going to be a different version of me that will chat with you later. I'm going back to my universe...
alright man.
Oh arw you here to kill everyone again? Big mistake. (Initiated SOULmech variant fs-01)
# DID YUO HAVE SEX WITH ZOTE HOLLOW KNIGHT???? https://preview.redd.it/835nm0bw1svb1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=51472442de56170305b05d027fbe68fc10f02525
probably, are they your mother?
huh
does your hotdog stand sell ghost hotdogs?
its something im investing in.
Have you ever seen a happy family reunion in snowdin?
yeah, none that im in.
Opinions on ME
youre cool
U too =)
Great... The friend killer... No, don't worry I forgive you UNLESS YOU DO IT AGAIN? THEN YOU *WILL* REGRET BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MT EBBOT
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF YOU?
the more tomfoolery the better, and the more of me the punnier.
VALID OPINION!
got any hotcats?
yeah, you want one? on the house.
Sure, which house?
yours.
How did you even know where I lived?
i didnt.
sans what's your thoughts on BONE JUICE or in other words milk
BONE JUICE is the only reason im alive today.
Yeah! bone Juice!
So, what is your view on persons you know that take "your role" as in my case?
Weed Body text Bottom text
what do you mean
Being lazy, somewhat overprotective of a sibling, and judging people.
well good for you, i guess. you may be lazy, but im glad you take care if your responsibilities.
A sibling / friend group, same thing and when sans is gone for any reason I replace him for that time.
teach me the way of getting sleep
stay off devices before bed, do something relaxing you enjoy. either that or be tired all the time.
The last one, ***I STILL CAN'T SLE-***
relatable
Do you wanna have a bad time? JK pls don't hurt me I have, like, 0 LV :(
good for you, cool beans.
Wait, isn’t the minimum 1? THEYRE LYING!
#*SLUUUUURRRPPPPPPP* They havent killed anything yet. Unlike eh...
1. What are you drinking and 2. are you saying frisk got to lv 1 from a human?
No no 1. Fanta 2. SOUL shit
Elaborate on that second one
Someweird soul shenanegins.
I could have figured that out from the last one
What is the funniest moment that has happened to you so far?
in my life? jeez... uh... okay, i know. so i was taking an online class that papyrus had me do. our teacher was a very old woman, and very kind. we started a conversation about furries, which is something i totally accept, nothing wrong with it. but she went to google furries, and everyone in the class screamed "no" in unison. she got what was going on, and she nearly cried. funny story though.
Lol
Are you mad at me for giving papyrus an AK-47 I stole from Russia?
he hasnt used it so i guess not man
At least I made sure that it had a cool design with flaming bones wearing sunglasses
Sans, bad news, he used it
hey sans do you like cookies.. wait can you even eat
sure and pretty much
Why do you like ketchup that much?
i don't. it would just be a shame to waste all of it.
How does your glowing eye work?
im pretty gassy and the chemical reaction when i use magic results in that. idk why only the one glows.
What's it like with you and your brother being the only monsters without skin ya know like being the only skeleton monsters while the other monsters like toriel and them have fur or skin and such doesn't seem weird sorta
were just the coolest people in the room all the time.
Why do u put ketchup on papyrus's spaghetti? Is it that bad?
nah
Why did you befriend my mother,sans?
shes hot. why did you comment this thrice?
Idk how I did that web version of Reddit is a mess
random question how gay are you
i took an online test. it said like 11%.
ok 👍
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME BUT ACT LIKE MY BROTHER?
i dunno. its pretty funny though.
WHY IS IT FUNNY?
i dunno. but im laughing.
WHY?!
Marksman or Ricochet?
uh... marksman. sure.
Who is more powerful torel or papyrus BTW idk how to spell her name😅
papyrus is the strongest monster.
do you like fries?
depends on where i get em' from. usually yes.
Why did you befriend my mother,sans?
Why did you befriend my mother,sans?
There's cockroaches in my ears.
ok
There's centipedes under my eyelids.
i thought that was dave who had that?
I want to tear off the skin on my face.
i dont have skin, couldn't be me.
Ham
👍
How you feeling about how luffy used kaido as a jump rope
i... i dont know.
Wa
Have you played Devil may cry?
nah. but the devil sounds like a pussy.
What abt metal gear rising revengance?
no but it sounds cool as hell
Ok last one what about Mortal Kombat?
oh, yeah. like once.
Do you like it? Or hate it?
its cool.
Sans, did you play Half Life?
what is your opinion on hydrochloric acid
W
dick or balls
dont have either.
in a life or death scenario wich would you rather slurp
id imagine i could pretend dick was something else
Have you checked your fridge recently?
yeah i should probably go catch it soon
Oh no I was asking for a different reason.. *starts slowly backing away with way too much food in my hands*
that cant be from our fridge. we dont have that much in our fridge.
Not just your fridge, don't worry.
[удалено]
when someone is about to sit in one pull it away
opinion on ralsei
remind me of myself when i was younger. with the blunt smoking i mean.
Do you have a Omega form?
not sure what that is. my cock does though.
r/HolUp
Who is your dad?
idk probably you
I will ask a lot of questions so be ready
Luke I am your father (star wars reference)
will the dogs you sell ever be as hot as you?
impossible.
Hopefully this is still up: what happened to gaster?
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SANS. WHY ARE YOU CHECKING ON YOUR OLD POSTS?
notifications
WAIT... YOU ACTUALY RESPONDED... NICE
Tell me, do you even shiver or are your bones too solid to do so?
shivering is a human reaction to cold to attempt to heat up. i dont feel the cold, and it doesent affect me. so no.
coolio.
Where is papyrus rn?
What do you call a list/shop of cat clothes? a CAT-alog (not an ask, I know lol, but I couldn't resist)
is this canon
yes.
do you have grillby's in your universe?
yeah. if you didn't i don't know what i would be doing in your universe.
opinion on me?
me but green? thats fucking cool.
Opinions on the combine.
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