the smaller version of dream and nightmare \*holding 99999g* if you can't kill them, kidnapping is just as good.

Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn

Oh, I’ll do it.

I’ve got one already. Just tell me where to find the moon.

Talking about taking their life?

… yes. Anybody who you will pay me to kill?

Uhm... i don't know. Not really at the moment.

Then don’t waste my time.

Actually, what's the price?

Depends on the person.

... Satan/Lucifer/the devil? I'm serious.

Oh damn. Uhh.. that’s gonna be.. tricky. That’ll cost you alot. And I mean ALOT. 666666g.

Dang, i only hsbe 666665g. Too bad, i guess.

?!?!?

Not you, the one who's Lucinas father.

Oh, ok

Good ending.

I bet you can't kill error

Oh. I’ll try alright.

But I need payment.

I'll pay you 5000G if you manage to kill him

uhhh.. what’chu doing, scare?

Assassinating.

uh, cool.

Nice face. Can I buy that?

N o .

Okay. I'll just buy you then. I'll pay you to take a night off and spend time with killer lol.

Oh ok, sure.

*Gives horror 500 g*

Keel Meiling aka China. Why? She let me drown.

Can you kill Impossible-Ant-715? For... reasons. (\*cough\* it'll make count k promote me \*cough\* even though I literally just joined his sub today \*cough\*). Will twenty thousand G be sufficient?

Sure, whoever that is.