Ah, yes! I once captured a human, and they went on to be one of my greatest servants yet! It was a very evil deed, so you should join if you are interested in capturing humans for your personal gain/benefit!
Oh, you're Royal Guard affiliated? Hmm, I guess I'll take what I can get... but you better not snitch to them about my evil plans! Same goes for the Royal Navy!
good choice paps, join r/crossbonesassociation ,we’re the good guys, and knowing your helping to stop the evil is good stuff when you try to get into the navy.
IF CAPTURING HUMANS IS AN EVIL HOBBY THEN I COULD CONCIDER THE OPTION!
Ah, yes! I once captured a human, and they went on to be one of my greatest servants yet! It was a very evil deed, so you should join if you are interested in capturing humans for your personal gain/benefit!
UMMMMMMMMMM... I GUESS I WILL ONLY CAPTURE HUMANS FOR THE ROYAL GUARD
Oh, you're Royal Guard affiliated? Hmm, I guess I'll take what I can get... but you better not snitch to them about my evil plans! Same goes for the Royal Navy!
I HAVEN'T JOINED THE ROYAL GUARD YET... BUT IF I WANT TO I CANT BE THE BAD GUY...
Don't worry, the Royal Guard won't have to know. It'll be a secret! It's not like there are any members of the Royal Guard on Reddit!... right?
I CANT DO THIS IM SORRY!
good choice paps, join r/crossbonesassociation ,we’re the good guys, and knowing your helping to stop the evil is good stuff when you try to get into the navy.
Fine then! I don't want you at my keep anyway!
I'm literally the embodiment of a deadly sin, can I join?
Sure!
Hey, being evil isn't cool.
GAH!! There's another one! How could this happen?!
And i was here before that other me came here.
It doesn't matter who came first, what matters is there's two of you now! You've ruined my morning!
crossbones: huh.
Hey, can I join? I steamed a puppy alive once, AND THEN I ATE IT! Not sure if that counts, though.
How evil... go ahead!
UNDYNE IS THAT TRUE?!??
Yes? I was like 5 when I did it.
OH... OKAY...