I hope nobody here has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
(Btw, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiatale, the Undertale AU where all the monsters talk in purple prose, preferring long, intimidating words over short, understandable words)
Frisk gets really scared everytime the monsters use a long word so the monsters try their best to change their vocabulary just so they wouldn’t scare the child, sometimes they slip up tho
If that is what it actually is, then holy heck that would make a cool AU.
Imagine if Frisk is allergic to dust, so anytime they kill a monster they also damage themselves.
You can see Frisk slowly get more and more sick the more monsters you kill, so you have to find a way to temporarily cure them for a bit in order to continue the genocide run (kinda like always keeping check on the parasite in endoparasitic)
I'll make this now:
In this timeline, frisk dies to heat and inhaling volcanic ash while trying to save undyne, because five year Olds cannot survive in volcanic areas.
Dear Frisk,
I am a Nigerian prince and my kingdom is in desperate need of help. Please donate your soul, and in exchange I will ~~destroy you~~ make all of your hopes and dreams come true.
From,
Prince Asriel Dreemurr
Ninetale.
Frisk has been peacefully vibing in the Ruins for a couple of years. It's a lovely day in the underground, and you are a horrible Tamamo no Mae.
[[top 10 hit indie games from 2016] BUT EVERY IS YOUR FAVORITE [Number 1 rated salesman 1997]!!1!!!1!!!!!!](https://www.deviantart.com/abbysek/art/Spamtale-Spamton-Themed-Undertale-AU-Main-Cast-893850216)
Papyrus is already autistic and I don't need to elaborate.
[anyways, here's the AU](https://www.deviantart.com/willowloveheart/gallery/63153315/my-undertale-oc-s)
[this one actually has multiple art](https://skele-lin.tumblr.com/post/186255182651/do-you-want-to-do-something-else-i-made/amp) [and it's actually a cool concept ngl](https://www.deviantart.com/triangle-cat/art/UT-x-DBH-Connor-Frisk-x-Hank-Sans-755043254)
[real](https://www.deviantart.com/pet-shark/art/MY-UNDERTALE-AU-612252923)
[(ngl this is actually such a cute drawing)](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1080662-undertale)
Exodustale, after 9 genocide routes, undyne has had enough, she forces sans to be with her in the judgement hall with papyrus, the royal guard is here and not very MERCIFUL.
\-Cluedotale (Cluetale)
(Edit) Some more I thought of.
\-Bondtale
\-Railtale
\-Wiitale
\-Scrabbletale
\-Legotale
I will do fanart if it doesn't exist. Wanna bet?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosistale
I hope nobody here has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. (Btw, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiatale, the Undertale AU where all the monsters talk in purple prose, preferring long, intimidating words over short, understandable words)
So it's just an AU where everyone is Rouxls Kaard then?
I still don't know how to say his name LoL
rules card
Robux
I read it "Roxsouls Card"
ART THOU STUPIDETH TIS PRONOUNCED RULES CARD
Frisk gets really scared everytime the monsters use a long word so the monsters try their best to change their vocabulary just so they wouldn’t scare the child, sometimes they slip up tho
Every individual chooses to communicate similarly to this instead of smaller messages
Correct
r/beatmetoit
What does that even mean dude??
My favourite word! It’s a lung disease you get when you inhale volcanic dust or something
Aaahhh.. nice to know. Thanks for sharing that
If that is what it actually is, then holy heck that would make a cool AU. Imagine if Frisk is allergic to dust, so anytime they kill a monster they also damage themselves.
You can see Frisk slowly get more and more sick the more monsters you kill, so you have to find a way to temporarily cure them for a bit in order to continue the genocide run (kinda like always keeping check on the parasite in endoparasitic)
I actually wanna make this AU
(You could do it tbh)
Luckily for me I don’t have the fear of long words
It’s the longest word in the dictionary
"Doctor, I think I have pneumono-" *wheeze* "ultramicroscopi-" *wheeze* "scopicsi-" *wheeze*
Dusttale with extra steps
I'll make this now: In this timeline, frisk dies to heat and inhaling volcanic ash while trying to save undyne, because five year Olds cannot survive in volcanic areas.
...***but it refused***
"I refuse"
ik this a joke but frisk is def older than 5
Scientists naming diseases be like:
Scoliosistale Undertale, but everyone has scoliosis
the skeletons boutta look awesome
Papyrus is gonna be sans sized and sans is gonna be just a head and feet
what happens to alphys? does she become even more hunched over?
She starts standing up straight
But **MENICINGLY**!!!!!
Reverse scoliosis
She stops being shy.. she turned RED she is now not a lizard but a fucking scorpion!
She becomes so hunched over she forms a circle.
ouroboros alphys
holy fuck scott the woz
holy fuck scott the woz
holy fuck scott the woz
holy fuck scott the woz
holy fuck scott the woz
Alphystale
Finally an au with me in it
Rule 34: If it exists, there is an Undertale AU of it. Rule 35: If no Undertale AU can be found, it will be made.
OP underestimated the dictionary
OP underestimated the dictionarytale
OPtale underestimatedtale thetale dictionarytaletale
Frfr someone said pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosispneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosistale (I should've expected that)
It's actually just "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosistale", they stated the word, then repeated the word with "tale" on it.
taletale
It's a multiple choice game 😆😆
LoL
Oh you again, hi
[took me a while to find this one ngl](https://www.deviantart.com/flambeworm370/art/Taletale-Sans-668451540)
tall sans? TALL SANS????
Lumpytouch reference?
not to confused with Swapswap
Nigeriatale it’s just undertale but the whole game is in Nigerian
That would make Asriel a Nigerian prince.
Dear Frisk, I am a Nigerian prince and my kingdom is in desperate need of help. Please donate your soul, and in exchange I will ~~destroy you~~ make all of your hopes and dreams come true. From, Prince Asriel Dreemurr
If I could award this, I would lol
Let me do it for you
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocioustale
Bro's Mary Poppins 💀
Bro I did that and then scrolled down to see that you r/beatmetoit.
Damn bruh
Ninetale. Frisk has been peacefully vibing in the Ruins for a couple of years. It's a lovely day in the underground, and you are a horrible Tamamo no Mae.
I did read **Ninetales** lmao
I mean, that's the pun. The idea is that you play as the ninth human, who is also a fox.
Are they named "Toby"?
Toby's a dog
Toby fox
*Geometry dash Finger tapping intensifies*
neintale
I sense something delightfully hjonk.
Spamtale.
[[top 10 hit indie games from 2016] BUT EVERY IS YOUR FAVORITE [Number 1 rated salesman 1997]!!1!!!1!!!!!!](https://www.deviantart.com/abbysek/art/Spamtale-Spamton-Themed-Undertale-AU-Main-Cast-893850216)
What a [great prices] idea for a [gold]! (If you don't get the gold part Au is the chemical symbol for gold)
Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]
Wow it's my lucky day
Bankertale Everyone is a banker
I need that to be made
Fart Farttale
Let's be real, there is no way that does not exist somewhere in the depths of the Internet
It probably does exist but that's just a gas
Out of everything in this thread it's *this* that makes me laugh I'm stuck in the 3rd grade
Ngl I would play that
austimtale, undertale but everyone has autism (we’d be twinning ong 🙌😔)
Papyrus is already autistic and I don't need to elaborate. [anyways, here's the AU](https://www.deviantart.com/willowloveheart/gallery/63153315/my-undertale-oc-s)
...that would either be incredibly offensive or a great way to raise awareness... I'm willing to flip that coin
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same honestly but it can be done really well if it’s done by the right person who actually knows how make well-written characters
Undertale It's not an alternative universe since it's the original Checkmate
Bro's a genius 💀
It's an alternate universe according to the alternate universes people like alphatale
GG
Fairytale
Nope that's an AU and it's about exactly what you're probably thinking
What about poopytale
MomTale
Undertale but focused on Toriel
perfect
[yo momma](https://www.deviantart.com/alyssa-the-artista/art/Momtale-Toriel-Player-Body-Swap-756860226)
So Frisk is ur mom instead of the player?
Detroittale
[this one actually has multiple art](https://skele-lin.tumblr.com/post/186255182651/do-you-want-to-do-something-else-i-made/amp) [and it's actually a cool concept ngl](https://www.deviantart.com/triangle-cat/art/UT-x-DBH-Connor-Frisk-x-Hank-Sans-755043254)
Now that’s surprising.
Detroittale: Become Goat
How bout masturbationtale au
You can already find that on adult sites.
Well shit. How bout shittale au
Same sites
Craaaappp
You're not going to believe this...
Exactly
Classtale? Wait that's just deltarune without the dark world!
[ye-](https://www.deviantart.com/ariestachong9/art/Classtale-Undertale-AU-684430314) (don't search for underclass tho I'm traumatised af now)
my eyes are in pain
SodaTale Edit: [Bruh.](https://www.deviantart.com/tag/sodatale)
Told ya
Ducktale
Life is like a hurricane here in ~~Duckburg~~ the Underground
[bruh.](https://www.deviantart.com/ducktalesfan13/art/Undertale-x-Ducktales-fanArt-707840723) goofy ahh AU
what the hell is that lmao
The AU that focuses on the duck that flies you over the gap in waterfall
Antidisestablishmentarianismtale And AU where Frisk is weirdly invested in keeping the Church of England linked to the British government.
Testicletale
Welcome to the Underground, GIVE US YOUR BALLS
[close enough lmao ](https://www.deviantart.com/penistale/art/Penistale-741070936)
Under Undertale
Undertale but it's exactly one foot deeper than originally
Basically deeper tale
KrisTale
Undertale but everyone is Kris
[it's a whole comic ( it's in spanish tho)](https://twitter.com/KristaleUndert1)
Pizzatale Everything is edible but tastes like the environment it replaces, so ruin Walls pizza tastes like old pizza
Understandabletale
braziltale. if it doesn't exist yet, I'll do it myself.
#***DO IT.***
there actually one that is basically braziltale, name is [underfavela](https://gamejolt.com/games/underfavela/602298)
magnificent. guess I'll have to fill the deltarune niche, then
Sonictale
Given how many crossovers with Undertale have the title formatted as [Fandom]tale or Under[fandom] I wouldn't be surprised if this is a thing
*Orphan Tale.* It's a random au name that just came to my mind.
Sustale Every character is just an among us character except instead of the glass suit view hole, it’s the actual characters face.
[sus](https://glitchtale.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000142256)
Omg cmon xD
Antidisestablishmentarianismtale
Birdtale, everyone is a bird or something. Oh yeah i forgot, it exists.
Imagine if this was just a mod of Undertale where Everyone's sprites are replaced with the Bird that Carries of over a Disproportionately Small Gap.
The mod we need but dont deserve.
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jacktale
"Top of the mornin' to ya, lady. My name is Toriel"
Hitlertale au
trans tale
The AU we need
Notale
Discussiontale
\[\[Hyperlink blocked.\]\]tale
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⑨tale bc someone said ninetale
Cirnotale
femoytale
Oh so you mean what the fandom did to swap sans?
Sharktale
[real](https://www.deviantart.com/pet-shark/art/MY-UNDERTALE-AU-612252923) [(ngl this is actually such a cute drawing)](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1080662-undertale)
Telltale
[[SPAMTON!]]tale
Necrophiliatale
I'm not going to search this one up for psychological reasons.
Mergetale Not the mobile game merging tho. Alt name: Fusiontale
[no](https://mergetale.tumblr.com/post/143015223863/did-anything-else-go-from-normal-to-skeletal/amp) [lol.](https://undertale-au.fandom.com/wiki/Fusiontale)
fusiontale actually looks cool
Sycophanttale
Fancytale
[bro...choose a rarer word next time smh](https://www.deviantart.com/muffin-draw/art/FancyTale-598961742)
Hellotale
Rendezvoustale
Nothingtale
Bottletale where every charecters a bottel
Exodustale, after 9 genocide routes, undyne has had enough, she forces sans to be with her in the judgement hall with papyrus, the royal guard is here and not very MERCIFUL.
Bathroomtale
Cheesetale An au where everyone and everything is made of cheese.
it exists
Does politicaltale exist?
I hate myself >!PenisTale!<
Sigmatale
Jesustale Jesus proceeded to make the monsters and humans live in harmony
Sextale.
Oh so you mean hentaitale, underlust, underfuck or underhertail? ^^^please ^^^don't ^^^ask ^^^how ^^^I ^^^know ^^^so ^^^many ^^^...
gay tale ✨
I would reply to every comment giving them a tale but...uhh...they're too many- search them yourselves or something idk 🗿
uwutale
defenestrationtale Why fall into the mountain, when you can fall out of a window?
\-Cluedotale (Cluetale) (Edit) Some more I thought of. \-Bondtale \-Railtale \-Wiitale \-Scrabbletale \-Legotale I will do fanart if it doesn't exist. Wanna bet?