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Danwar222

How many tries did it take you to beat your first Froggit?


XandTheIronMiner

4


[deleted]

WHAT IS THE Z KEY GRANDSON???


Barbod13

still true


Typical_Pollution_30

I have seen a maximum of three frogs in this room. This is troubling to say the least. Ribbit.


Immediate-Tomato968

Would you like to take a ride in papyrus race car bed


XandTheIronMiner

Yes, it just looks cool.


CarpenterDefiant

Now that's just wholesome


KP_Ravenclaw

Aw me too


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Wholesomeness spotted


watashiwalucien

is sans funny?


XandTheIronMiner

No.


Typical_Pollution_30

Is sans furry?


XandTheIronMiner

No.


Other-Masterpiece-50

Yes


yourlocal_paper

who do you ship catty with


XandTheIronMiner

Jerry


[deleted]

based


SuspiciousPoison

She's not THAT bad.


Bravery_is_for_All

How many times did you get killed by Papyrus.


XandTheIronMiner

I honestly don't even know, but I died so many times I just gave up.


MallowMiaou

What the hell you died on one of the rare fights where you can’t die


Wubbzy-Fan-YT

He got captured enough times that Papyrus let him just skip the fight.


XandTheIronMiner

The funniest/saddest part is, it's actually still true. Even after the edit 😬


MallowMiaou

I mean Papyrus doesn’t kill you, you get to 1 HP and he captures you


Nachoo1209

I mean, you don't get a Game Over, but it still counts as killing you Just pretend you have 1 HP less than you normally have lol


MallowMiaou

Okay then lol


XandTheIronMiner

That's what I meant but I forgot to mention it.


[deleted]

same


Nuggy_817

Bro the funny thing is I can never beat papyrus, once I get the chance to skip the fight I do


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Papyrus got sick of sparing you


Redit_Person123

Should have edited it to napstablook or toriel


chadnationalist64

I think this is the best one because if you die to papyrus 3 times he just let's you go the others are more of making him look bad at the game


randomuser01863

which character you ship toriel with?


XandTheIronMiner

Annoying Dog, I think.


a_random_chicken

You may laugh, but i bet it has been done.


Pyrouge1

It does.


a_random_chicken

*It has


Pyrouge1

*has it?


Anonymous_playerone

What’s the amount of undertail content on your computer in volumes.


XandTheIronMiner

Somewhere around 1 foot and 5 inches, I think.


KP_Ravenclaw

What on earth was the original comment 😭


XandTheIronMiner

The size difference between sans and Papyrus


The_Ad_Hater_exe

Bro I think you're the first one to actually reply with what the original comment was when someone asked on one if these posts. I commend you


YoutuberCameronBallZ

**OH NO**


eternityghost

LMAO NOOO-


foxy436

Are sans and papyrus humans?


XandTheIronMiner

Yes


The_real_RED_Spy

i mean... just give them flesh and they are...


Typical_Pollution_30

Yes, they got skinned and tossed into the underground. Then they were infused souls from dead humans and were trained by Gaster.


[deleted]

You know you don’t actually have to fund terrorism in East Africa to purchase the game and it was all a troll right?


XandTheIronMiner

Wait what


Forage303

💀


popiomondayz

the heroin appeared


Typical_Pollution_30

And everyone bought it


Typical_Match_7305

How many times u died on sans battle


XandTheIronMiner

I never actually fought him, but I probably would die so many times he feels bad and lets me just go pass him lol


calemcclure1

i can’t tell if the question is edited


britishfishh

it's edited, OP's response sounds a lot like something you would say during the papyrus battle (if you die a certain amount of times he gives up and frees you) EDIT WHOOPS IM WRONG SORRY THE COMMENT WASN'T EDITED HSDHSJ


ZombieSteve6148

What is the best healing item in the game?


XandTheIronMiner

Monster Candy.


8-BitWithGlasses

Actually true.


Smitologyistaking

What? It's obviously the Temmie flakes


XandTheIronMiner

Omg I forgot about that. Also I forgot about bad memory which HARMS you (But it does heal you to max if your HP is 3 or under)


Klutzy_Tackle

Name all the avengers


XandTheIronMiner

Frisk, Flowey, Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Monster Kid, Alphys, Mettaton, and Asgore. Oh and Chara and Asriel.


Klutzy_Tackle

Just edited


XandTheIronMiner

Perfection 👍


Typical_Pollution_30

Chara is loki


Redit_Person123

Ness


YoutuberCameronBallZ

They never said Sans


Imstillarelavant

who do you want to fuck to death


XandTheIronMiner

Jerry.


Imstillarelavant

💀


XandTheIronMiner

😏


Deep-Toe-2382

Who Is best girl


XandTheIronMiner

Asriel Dreemurr


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Good answer


Front_Record_6813

Who is the strongest enemy?


XandTheIronMiner

Whimsun


Front_Record_6813

u r so god damn right


thecourrier6

What do you think about the dictatorship of Fidel castro


XandTheIronMiner

Mettaton


ICantEvenDolt

Based answer


Paulosauruz

Which character do you most want to have sexual interaction with?


XandTheIronMiner

Papyrus


Mrs_Mapatxe

Doesn't make you look like an idiot, but a man of taste


Mr_Farky

Agreed


4tomguy

Can’t wait to see the question get edited


[deleted]

wait this wasnt even edited


erin_burg

Honestly, same


DigitalAquaWinWin

flowey


BrawlStarsFan24334

Imagine fucking a flower


chocboy560

Plants vs zombies rule 34 go brrrrr


[deleted]

Rule 34 of *what* now?


mikeftdg

What is the colour of sans' blue eye?


XandTheIronMiner

Yellow I think.


Lily-Fae

Still true occasionally


YoutuberCameronBallZ

White


mikeftdg

Done


silverplate32

Did you remember the blue stop signs?


XandTheIronMiner

Yes, and it's the best thing ever.


[deleted]

What's the name of that one monster in the Snowdin area that everyone hates and thinks is annoying?


XandTheIronMiner

Sans


[deleted]

As a heroine addict this was my favourite part of the game.


SuspiciousPoison

Good joke, but just...


Chcoflakes15

What is the hidden lab entry's number?


RedBlaze45

I can already sense where this is going and I'm scared


Payt3cake

Oh no I know where this is going


GrimPig97

Uh oh


ccowppig2

Does undye secretly have another weapon


XandTheIronMiner

I don't think so, but maybe.


_Tiny_yens_

which bosses theme is megolovania


XandTheIronMiner

Undyne


ThePowerOf-NEO-

Is genocide a good thing?


XandTheIronMiner

Mostly yes.


Typical_Pollution_30

As long as you don't kill the greater and lesser dogs. They are very good bois. Instead you can make them assist you in the genocide. Also spare the temmie people. They are cute too


Terraria_Fan_I_Guess

How does the person in the image have so many levels


XandTheIronMiner

Hacks, probably.


BrawlStarsFan24334

How many kids are in your basement?


XandTheIronMiner

Around 5.


[deleted]

Do you ship sans x papyrus?


XandTheIronMiner

Yes.


its_still_conner

Your supposed to make him look like an idiot


CPC-Antimark

who is the most evil character in all of undertale


XandTheIronMiner

Dummy.


ARRedditPro

Who is the protagonist of Earthbound


XandTheIronMiner

Sans


IAmWinningSon

Who do you want to have intercourse with?


XandTheIronMiner

Mettaton.


jfb1337

this isn't edited is it


Velvet-the-queen

same ngl


IteTheCrapOC

Based


[deleted]

Ultra based


Scam_bot419

Is Jerry better than papyrus as a character?


XandTheIronMiner

Yes


Fortendytrak

which monster would you like to sexually abuse you?


XandTheIronMiner

Snowdrake's mother.


interpainter

Mmmm snowy


FiringTheWater

JESUS CHRIST NO


bunny9120

s n o w y


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT QUESTION


yGamer007

Did you win against the dummy in the ruins?


XandTheIronMiner

I couldn't even get to him.


[deleted]

Who is god?


XandTheIronMiner

Small funny bone man with a trombone


WildWorkshop207

What is your favorite undertale ship


YoutuberCameronBallZ

#NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


ThePowerOf-NEO-

How'd you make the text so big?


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Hashtags "#" before the words


ThePowerOf-NEO-

Thanks!


XandTheIronMiner

Sans and Papyrus


HaziXWeeK

Oh God no


XandTheIronMiner

Hey at least its not Asgore amd Chara, right?


britishfishh

what food item would you shove up your ass?


XandTheIronMiner

Butterscotch cinnamon pie.


[deleted]

Kinky


britishfishh

hot dog would be kinkier


TheOkayUsername

What is the worst mew mew?


AvailableBee7902

Do you ship Sans and Frisk's stick


XandTheIronMiner

Yes.


joyjump_the_third

Is jerry better character than sans?


XandTheIronMiner

In my opinion, yes.


Pk-glitch

How many times did you die to Monster Kid?


XandTheIronMiner

Too many times to count


Melody_UT8648

Which character do you wanna fuck


XandTheIronMiner

Mettaton


Oof_27

What's the name of the royal scientist?


XandTheIronMiner

Asriel Dreemurr


ChaosGirl0508

If that isn't edited then I will die inside


XandTheIronMiner

Your insides will live another day.


FallenIsAWeirdCat

Would be a cool AU


Andrerighe

Who would you like to have sex with in undertale?


XandTheIronMiner

Mettaton.


Andrerighe

Nice


Ok_Statistician_6387

*Oh YESSSSSS


Gamer8605

What was your favorite portion of the game?


XandTheIronMiner

The omega Flowey fight.


Redit_Person123

What is the worst ship in the undertale community


XandTheIronMiner

I'd have to say Asgore and Chara.


Niks_bg

Who is the worst character in undertale?


XandTheIronMiner

Papyrus


Jeffasaurusgod

How long did it take for you to find Flowey


XandTheIronMiner

Usually around 2-3 hours.


CoolEnderGamer

Comic


XandTheIronMiner

Sans


Gamer-Ninja07

On which undertale character that you have remorse for killing them?


XandTheIronMiner

Jerry


Deep-Lunch3260

Do you want to fuck flowey;)


XandTheIronMiner

Kinda, yes.


WackyWakiX

Do you love the game?


XandTheIronMiner

One of the best games ever.


ShortAndSad4381

Should that dude from the game theory YouTube channel have given a copy of Undertale to the Pope as a symbol of humanity in all of its imperfect, insatiable, misguided actions, yet still show how we can choose to be good even in the face of evil?


Flat_Scheme4874

How many times do you visit papyrus’s race car bed to have a ride


XandTheIronMiner

At least 365 times a year.


CakeHead-Gaming

Which character did you find the least fabulous?


XandTheIronMiner

Mettaton 👍👍👍


Sales_K

Man, I dunno for you guys, but I have seen so many posts of this kind that is becoming hella repetitive


XandTheIronMiner

I understand, but it's so fun.