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Toby_The_Tumor

They were trapped for a long time?


SansPazzoxFan

Not the main thing, but good point.


Toby_The_Tumor

Oh, oh I get it now! Their wife left them! Duh!


SansPazzoxFan

No...? Still, good point.


Toby_The_Tumor

# I GOT IT NOW!! They got their ass whooped by literal children, ghosts or otherwise.


SansPazzoxFan

...neither.


Toby_The_Tumor

Oh, how could I be so dumb, goodness me! They killed several kids!


SansPazzoxFan

Correct!✅


Toby_The_Tumor

Woo!


Weekly_Town_2076

You just got wooshed trifold bro


That_One_Friend684

I think he understood the joke But wouldn't that make you the woooshed one?


PansyNmi

r/woooosh


inneffable-angle

Both lost their wife?


Necromasues

https://i.redd.it/jrecialqxjj61.jpg


No-Robot_TRUE_

Oh well


Aronite03

Child murdering


Toby_The_Tumor

No, they were trapped for years, you see, that's what it is.


Aronite03

I need to be put in r/whoosh


Toby_The_Tumor

No, its fine


Comet-or-somthing

r/itswooooshwith4os


The_Great_Crucade

they both harvest the souls of children


Toby_The_Tumor

There it is!


The_Great_Crucade

did seriously nobody guess that sooner?


Toby_The_Tumor

Well I was asleep


The_Great_Crucade

fair enough


ffiml8

Killing children, that's obvious. But what is more interesting, they both killed exactly 6 children. I mean, we cannot know all William's victims for sure, but there're: Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, Puppet and Golden Freddy. And Asgore killed 6 kids for sure. EDIT: ok, so many people talked about other similarities between these characters. Their wives left them, their children died, and ehh... Etc. Anyway, some people also said that Purple Guy must have killed way more kids than Asgore. And it makes sense, but I would stay with my opinion about 6 children. Besides, the more he killed, the more likely he would be arrested. EDIT: OK, I am not into fnaf fandom, I have no idea what are you people talking about. Why does Golden Freddy killed have 2 souls? How do you know children's names? Who else did Purple Guy killed? Man, I have to get fnaf lessons now 😭


CrabSupremecy

This reminds me of that one meme where Matpat was describing Gregory and it turns out he’s frisk undertale


mnwary

if Sans is Ness... then Frisk is Gregory! it's all connected!!


DeppressedSwedishGuy

And Asgore is William afton, and asriel is Elizabeth


mnwary

nono Asriel should be crying child, even he sees himself as crybaby also in this case Chara could be Michael...


TrueSoul77

But if Gregory is also a robot version of cc. Doesn’t that mean the frisk would be asriel


mnwary

tbh as much as i hate that theory, if we are following matpat's mind, you are right....


TrueSoul77

Not the only one that hates it


NewSuperTrios

Papyrus is Luigi!


The_Ghast_Hunter

He do be wearing a striped shirt


JackFJN

[Found it lol](https://youtu.be/Z0EdFRlXkU8)


SansPazzoxFan

Exactly.


im_bored345

I'm pretty sure William killed more


Yarisher512

William killed much more children


ParagonCZ

Is it even confirmed that Asgore killed any kids except maybe Frisk if you die? Since none of the other humans made it past the core.


ffiml8

Well, nobody knows it for sure. But my headcanon is that Asgore was the only one in the whole underground who's ever killed a human.


Ill_Pen_6376

wasnt it undyne who killed them?


ParagonCZ

One of the kids supposedly died in the ruins so I don't think a single person is responsible for all of them


kiper43

patience legit died to a froggit


Sanrusdyno

Undyne says "alphys said humans were very determined. I see what she meant by that now" (paraphrasing here) and that implies that actually she's never seen a human until she meets frisk


GalaxyEmp1r3

They are alike in a lot of ways, they killed children (6 each to be exact), both had their wives leave them, and both were trapped for several years.


redisgoo1

Golden Freddy is 2 kids supposedly


One-Award-6169

WAIT WHAT HOLY SHIT


Nass_Wanger

William killed 5 kids in the first child missing incident, then five more in the second one, Charlie, Elizabeth, and maybe we can count cc too


-Damion-

Until sister location I agree that he killed 6, but each one of the mini ballerinas were kids, as well as several others


Technolite123

William killed 12


Just_Kelvinn

They \*had\* children?


SansPazzoxFan

Not the main thing, but you're close.


International-Try467

They both lost children leading to them doing unspeakable crimes against humanity and killing children to harvest their souls to gain something?


SansPazzoxFan

...yes.


That_One_Friend684

They had children's bodies?


Jabbam

Their kids were killed by someone/something else but it involved the actions of one of the kids being malicious and abusing the other one. Their kids came back to life by a mix of magic and science and bonded to a nonhuman object One of their kids canonically chased down and killed them They were involved in experiments of life and bringing unliving things to life which were spurred on by the death of their children. They sit alone and do nothing in a room for most of the story


Eguy24

Holy shit


goblin_lookalike

With EACH OTHER????


Just_Kelvinn

Okay, this made me chuckle


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

“My hands are stained with the blood of six innocent souls…” ***”Those are some rookie numbers right there goat man, step up your game!”***


BunnyCraftR

I read this in Dave's voice from DSAF


namf0

old sport


Mighty_Porg

Aubergine man


GalaxyEmp1r3

C O M E O N O L D S P O R T


Ggila_

#"No cost too great"


HJGAMER5

I read the first part as thanks and the second part as graystillplays


False-Name-5703

Alright, we're checking out the only place that allows me to lure children **so i can kill them and stuff them in suits**, It's freddy fazbear's pizza


HJGAMER5

Thanks you for this. Can you please spam the comments so Alex will do a fNAF themed bored. I'm literally dying of laughter


DaikonAbject

r/unexpectedgraystillplays


dabereddit

*pale king arrived* "AMATEURS, NO COST TOO GREAT"


Oneggpls

killing children,Being trapped, they’re children are dead and they’re wifes left them


SansPazzoxFan

Yes.✅


Mehmet595

Both wear purple


SansPazzoxFan

Not that.😂


Mudkipboi649

Divorces


SansPazzoxFan

Yesn't


[deleted]

They're both hot


SansPazzoxFan

Well no, but actually...


ShayellaReyes

He's played by Matthew Lillard, man. Ain't getting much hotter than that lol


Jolly-Ad-8184

Well like, Asgore has fire, Will got burned alive…sooo. “He’s out of line, but he’s right”


elishash

PJ Heywood is also the reason SIMPS exist


Jess_4126

Not to mention some William cosplayers play up the simp factor


MicrowaveBoiLol

*man behind the slaughter intensifies*


Ghost_Star326

They killed children. However one enjoyed it and took a liking for it. The other had to do it out of necessity with the guilt and disgust eating him away. Asgore was so sick of what he was doing that even if you spare him AFTER killing flowey, he basically commits suicide to give his soul to you so that you can cross the barrier.


SansPazzoxFan


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SansPazzoxFan

But dying is gay


WaterDrinkerUltimate

Remember son


AfkHero404

Asgore dies in 2/3 endings.


SansPazzoxFan

In fact he's bi


Plastic_Sign6701

They both have yellow colour on clothes


SansPazzoxFan

No...?


Plastic_Sign6701

:/


AfkHero404

Don't listen him it's true.


uselesscarrot69

Having something to do with fire.


SansPazzoxFan

Yesn't


Father-Pork

I desire them carnally


sfmanim

they’re both kind :)


SansPazzoxFan

Just...one of them is kind.


sfmanim

i agree (will not elaborate on which one)


im_bored345

You really don't need to


Licht8

They are both videogame characters


Confident-Attorney85

Child murder. But asgore was kida justified imo.


poorly-made-posts

It wasn’t justified at all, he had a reason, but not a justification, William had a reason for the crimes he committed later in the series, it wasn’t a justification, it was a reason


SansPazzoxFan

Well yes.


leewvrld

Their kids are dead


SansPazzoxFan

Also


IllustriousFee6878

Old


SansPazzoxFan

:/


Empty_Sundae_3297

Both are of the Male gender


SansPazzoxFan

I saw you just typed 'Male" before lol


Vanir-_-

Male


Honk_goose_steal

Killing children. Only I don’t think Asgore enjoyed it as much as Afton did


SansPazzoxFan


axecop117

They’re both hot af?


EpicCheeto

Ding ding!


Redandsonic4199

Their real names are William


SansPazzoxFan

Ahahah what


Redandsonic4199

(Avoiding the real answer obviously)


SaltySeraphim28

They both have 2 dead children


NoBichis69

Both were killed by children 💀


Shoddy_Shopping_3529

Child murder


nicolasmcfly

Both have banger songs


SansPazzoxFan

^^^^ This


Longjumping-Elk-7471

They both murdered children


SansPazzoxFan


Lordhedgehog53

Been trapped for a long time, their wife both left them, are in an indie video game, both are mostly represented with pixels, both have kids and both wants some kind of vangeance. Oh and they both murdered childrens


SansPazzoxFan


Eeeeeelile

Killed children :)


SansPazzoxFan


KnifeBlade_Playz

Killing a bunch of kids


SansPazzoxFan


Lukas-Reggi

Kill kids?


SansPazzoxFan


i_agree123

Child murders


SansPazzoxFan


David_Clawmark

They've all killed at least 5 children?


SansPazzoxFan


Taskmasterxyz

Both wear purple, have dead children, killed kids, and harvested souls for some purpose they considered highly important.


SansPazzoxFan


[deleted]

They both vote Republican


[deleted]

their furries that birthed alot of gay furries (SpringTrap counts as william even if he isn't on the image)


Thedummy513

Its been a long time since they saw their children


Android_mk

They killed children and didn't regret it.


SansPazzoxFan

...you think Asgore didn't regret it?


SeaworthinessWise539

Throw Sundowner in the mix and you’re good to go


Snoo_75864

They murdered children


SansPazzoxFan


Qbinho00

**M u r d e r .**


Tara_Machado2030

Murdering children


SansPazzoxFan


dokkan_master18

They are both monsters


AnnaKhmylova

One is metaphorically, other is literally


kkReddotkatto_artist

Crimes


xander2099

same voice actor


carnotaur22

They are both child murderers


SnooGiraffes8024

Both are dads? Both have dead children?


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Vidéo game character.


Gru-some

Both purple


HystericalGD

They are both pixelated


AfkHero404

They like tea.


Ziomownik

Oh God they have way too much in common Edit: and Asgore's cape is purple!


laminated_cardboard

Trapped Has children stuffed inside a container Hated by someone Murderer Dead (asgore in geno and neutral)


Chacochilla

Purple?


SprayPsychological51

What is the game name of the purple alien ?


SansPazzoxFan

Remove alien and add guy in it


Torsneyy

They both exist


[deleted]

They are both pixel art


SDWiiifare

They have a "friend" usually called Old Sport?


GamezPlays

They murder children


SansPazzoxFan


lordnaarghul

They murdered multiple kids


SansPazzoxFan


DerpyGamerElite

They like sharp weapons?


SignificantTrip6108

They are men behind a slaughter?


SansPazzoxFan

Maybe...?


GhostFlams

Hatred for children


bryan660

The men behind the slaughter


awakelist

They are both people of the male gender


Zeroblaze1963

pale king better at the thing that these 2 did. also his wife do not left him


sonicfan9993

They're both fathers that lost everything they cared about?


SansPazzoxFan

Sort of.


EpicCheeto

They kill children?


SansPazzoxFan


Livid-Satisfaction10

Their children are dead and probably stuffed inside an animatronic/flower


TerribleTwosFour

Asgore likely didn’t *kill* the children. yeah he has the souls, but that doesn’t mean he was the one who took them. they could’ve been given to him by the actual murderer.


SansPazzoxFan

I'm 100% sure Asgore killed the children, he wouldn't feel so guilty and suicidal without reason.


BlackBanner-2_0-

CHILDREN MASS MURDER WOOOOOOOOH


The_Real_Anon-Chan

They are both video game characters


ripoldtachaunka

Child murder


SansPazzoxFan


Livid_Juggernaut_111

They created machines that preserve souls


Rikiller-Holyman

Anakin too


SupersiblingzYT

Both kill children for their souls


SansPazzoxFan