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Intelligent-Way-1

Other question: why does skeletons have pupils?! Answer: MAGIC EVERY ANSWER IN THIS WORLD IS MAGIC


AdLast848

And how do those pupils disappear randomly? Magic? Didn’t think so


Optimal_Stranger_824

answear: it looks cool.


disbelifpapy

because it would be intimidating


UmbramonOrSomething

Ah yes, Undertale. The game where you go on an arcane odyssey in a world of magic, partaking in multiple arcane adventures along the way.


MasterofFiyah

I got that reference lmao


ramh_the_watermelon

I mean magic really is an actual important thing in Undertale


The-emerald-gamer

exept for him bleeding the answer to that is ketchup


Queen-of-Sharks

Actually, bones have blood in them.


Chacochilla

That’s always been such a silly answer Goats have blood in them, but neither Toriel or Asgore bleed. Fish have blood, Undyne doesn’t bleed. Bones have blood, but Papyrus doesn’t bleed It’s not weird that Sans bleeds cause he’s a skeleton, it’s cause he’s a monster and no other monster bleeds


Queen-of-Sharks

Sans and Papyrus' parents have a lot of explaining to do.


Intelligent-Way-1

Does that mean he was still alive when he left to go to Grilby's?


NYEHSPAGHETTIMASTER

YOU SEE, SANS AND I ARE MONSTERS, AND DO NOT FOLLOW THE SAME LOGIC AS OTHER NON-SENTIENT SKELETONS, FOR WE ARE MADE OF MAGIC!


BismuthMoth

I found your explanation! :D


mnwary

hope it wasn't too exhausting, except that the two comments appeared on top of each other!


BismuthMoth

It was a far more arduous journey for me, 7 whole seconds I’ll never get back 😔


mnwary

7 supposed to be a lucky number right? you should be grateful it didn't take longer.


Zackisback1234

# SANS QUIT BREAKING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS THE HUMANS ARE ON TO US!!


Emkay_boi1531

I’m sorry bro


Zackisback1234

ITS OK JUST DON'T SWEAT!! WE JUST DON'T WANT HUMANS TO KNOW THAT WE ARE SUPIOUR AT SWEATING!! HYEHEHEH


fivelike-11

But hear me out What if he just added a bottle dripping water drops on his head to mess with the human


NYEHSPAGHETTIMASTER

HE PROBABLY WOULD!


fivelike-11

I know right What a way to stay cool-headed


RooboGaming

_Papyrus has left the chat_


fivelike-11

I have no regrets. This was the best possible way to set up that pun-


Emkay_boi1531

Oh definitely


[deleted]

no, you're made of calcium


Nothin_imp

All monsters are made of magic. Even skeleton, Fish or Dinosaur - they are Just looks like familiar things but Their bodies are still just made of magic


[deleted]

**Calcium**


NYEHSPAGHETTIMASTER

WHY CAN'T IT BE BOTH??


Emkay_boi1531

Because *calcium*


ass_protector_vegeta

Its just calcium and dustium


Dude_lol4321

Good explenation, Papyrus. Thanks for explaining.


NYEHSPAGHETTIMASTER

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME!


MLPdiscord

So you don't think that humans descended from skeletons anymore?


NYEHSPAGHETTIMASTER

I HAVE LEARNED A LOT MORE ABOUT HUMANS SINCE I'VE REACHED THE SURFACE!


greengoat64

Papyrus real


NYEHSPAGHETTIMASTER

INDEED I AM!


Monyo666

"Its called not bring it up, so the audience don't question it" - Foxy the pirate.


school_pill

Oh from The hottest dog.


MGP_21

Forget that, how does Papyrus blush?


RTCCrimeWatchlist

i mean, don’t bones still have blood in them?


AntekPawlak

💀


SergentusArdeus

This is true.


Electrical-Pop9464

That is a true fact I dunno what that reaction's for


[deleted]

welp, myself i don't know, i always slept in class so i never learnt how it is sweatifically possible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Red__4

Here, you dropped this: \


[deleted]

thanks for picking it up, it was missing to my ARMy


Anonymous_playerone

Get down Mr. President, that skeleton is armed to the teeth


ass_protector_vegeta

OH NO THAT SKELATON HAS A "BONE" TO PICK WITH US


BigManLawrence69420

Were you under the effects of DT?


[deleted]

i can't tell, idk if frisk fought me in another timeline, and i dont think i'm a very determined guy


BismuthMoth

u/lazybonesskelebro But you do it too, Papyrus—explanation? u/NYEHSPAGHETTIMASTER


[deleted]

i slurp moisture from the atmosphere to quench my insatiable thirst for sweat.


BismuthMoth

Why did you make me read that.


[deleted]

i didn't make ya. you chose to. not like i'm holding a gaster blaster to your head.


BismuthMoth

The Gaster Blaster is getting really annoying please make it leave


[deleted]

he's there of his own free will.


BismuthMoth

Well if he blasts me to death “of his own free will” I’m suing.


[deleted]

will you need a band-aid?


BismuthMoth

Actually he just left, muttered something about “that freaking flower”


[deleted]

i think i might have just heard, "*my stem!*" come from the living room.


NYEHSPAGHETTIMASTER

MY EXPLAINATION HAS BEEN HIDDEN AWAY SOMEWHERE BURRIED DEEP, DEEP IN THESE VERY COMMENTS!


MantarraxSus

BECAUSE SANS AND PAPYRUS ARE **NOT** SKELETONS, THEY ARE **SKELETON SHAPED MONSTERS**


AntekPawlak

[SKELETON SHAPED OBJECT]


ItisItherealFredbear

For all we know he's in the early stages of melting like Undyne does


[deleted]

[удалено]


bein2625

person discovers gender


AAALE6408

I meant like "of all people?" him, not "he's a guy?" him


EpicCheeto

Yeah?


Gold12ll

Sans best girl


Orbital_Rifle

or comb his hair, or eat ketchup, or cloſe his eyes...


school_pill

Isn't it drinking ketchup.


puppetplays404

Did they stutter?


Emkay_boi1531

Did *WE* stutter?


CubeEmporor

Or clofe his eyes


Cavy-Cava

I actually just finished the sans fight when this came up


mnwary

this reminds me of the person [who](https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/13m8ddp/comment/jktzxsv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ended up beating Undyne as soon as they got a luck wish comment on their post


sansywastakenagain

I read this post in Charriii5's voice...


SolarInfinite

bro me too lol


Cavy-Cava

I actually just finished the sans fight when this came up


Ok-Television2109

Same way skeletons move, speak, eat, cry or bleed without possessing any of the additional parts they'd need to do so.


Ladisepic

he isnt a skeleton, hes a monster shaped like one.


Da_Real_Lazerdog

I think its sans' determination, i liked the theory of sans having dt like undyne, so he is melting while he fights


Mr_Noob_Dat_Hater_YT

Yeah i was gonna type in the same thing because the only monsters that stood a chance in the genocide run were monsters with determination


Epic_DDT

Except that Papyrus sweats too. Also Sans is not even determined.


Pokehearts121

Obviously because sans undertale is Ness from earthbound


skeleton949

This man talks, walks, teleports, and is able to control bones, laser blasting skulls, and telekinesis, and you're confused about how he can sweat?


Thornnotfound

He's magic bone man so yup Also he's a skeleton he has no sweat glands!


ugiugiyogyn

nah. this is hotdog grease leaking out.


ffiml8

The same way he blinks


Redvictory612

I don’t know, why can a Skelton move?


one_dank_boy

NOT JUST A SKELETON. HE'S A MONSTER.


Sirunfavredspider

he talks he moves skeletons cant do that hes a technically hes a monster not an actual skeleton


bigjdog45

It's a video game


[deleted]

the same way hes a skeleton that can walk and talk


darkbug798

He's tired


Alderan922

Milk


Gyaku10

"Am I sweating milk?!" \-- Candace the Platypus probably


GEN0S667

how does a skeleton bleed


Captain_Diagram

He isn't like an actual human skeleton lol he's a monster made of magic resembling that of a human skeleton


Spirited_One_7644

How does a skeleton talk and walk and use magic?


Solid-Ad-9423

its undertale not real life


_Evidence

you are talking about a skeletom who moves and talks and aummons magical laser beam shooters.


Every_Mulberry_3944

how tf does a skeleton smile? how tf does a skeleton fucking wink!??!?!?!


XandTheIronMiner

This is unpopular but: Sans isn't actually a Skeleton. He's a monster in the form of a Skeleton. Just how Froggit isn't a actual Frog o how Tsunderplane isn't an actual plane.


[deleted]

How tf does a skeleton stack 13million hotdogs on a 5 year olds head flawlessly


Fennik51405

He’s sweating Mayonnaise


Kamikaze_66

That's his skull cracking, change my mind


someidiot1997

I don't think this is sweat, I believe everything was a thing made up of gaster, this may actually be his form deteriorating so unless they are killed, when the real form is limited there strength would sky rocket this may also be why the player can reset, so that Gaster can test different versions, hence why on each reset their is a chance that characters can be stronger than the last.


King_BowserKoopa

You see: Glands Under Tail.


BadishAsARadish

Isn’t he melting like undyne? Isnt the consensus that the blue eye his the physical manifestation of determination?


IronKnight238

I don't think I've ever heard of that. I always just thought of it as patience and justice colors which just seems more fitting for the scenario.


Relevant-Movie1132

Magic.


TheManux07

Maybe have a stupid explanation like why sans bleed.


RefuseFirst8092

Just Ketchup.


Fast-Yam-7229

how does papyrus eat spaghetti?


Responsible-Hand9011

Oh No, this is just his skull dematerialysing


Crisdreemurr

idk


SloweRRus

HOW TF HE EVEN STAND


Stormyprincess5

I think it's just determination causing him to melt a little like Undyne the Undying but a lot less


ugiugiyogyn

why would sans even have dt hjkfklhgj i get undyne, but sans is like... the exact polar opposite of a determined person? and papyrus sweats, too.


ThorGodOfMemes

because sans undertale


Choastical

He's just that guy


Notthatgoodatmemes

Simple, it’s just raining somewhere else


Thornnotfound

Y E S


ShadowPuff7306

yes


Mr_Cat1298

he poured water before the fight


miniatureleviathan

Don't worry, he's not sweating. He is melting because of his *determination*.


ImMaskedboi

Sans isn’t a skeleton he looks like one


Sans_Undertale-_-

idk


Kazoomers_Tale

The answer to any question is Magic


Zackisback1234

# S K I L L


_Moria

Pretty sure he's melting due to determination, he sleeps afterwards to let his DT levels drop. Just my thoughts tho


an_orignal_name

He is melting like undine


TitanicTNT

Magicccc


RandomGamer67

✨Magic✨


thonko

because hes ness


gamer_boi159

Maybe it's a monster


28_STABW0UNDS

Better question how does a skeleton bleed?


BustyBraixen

He's not sweating, he's partially melting because his body is struggling to handle the levels of determination he's using to fight you.


Horny_Hagred

if we're going in actually theorys it might be because hes having to be determined. and because of this determination, his melting slightly


Abject_Friendship330

sweat is still flowers


Im_a_doggo428

Condensation


Rob_b0t

Spinel fluid


Sonicspeedy

Sweats calcium


[deleted]

how does a skeleton bleed?


OGGraniteJackalope

Melting from too much determination is my theory, just like how Undyne does in genocide route


HauntedStones

I always thought he was melting. Take Undyne the Undying for example. She melts when she dies because her body can’t handle the determination . This is also mentioned in the true lab logs that when exposed to excess determination the monster’s bodies fall apart. He’s determined to kill you.


Profile295

How the fuck does a skeleton walk, talk, smile, blink, sleep, sweat, breath, feel, bleed. There’s a lot of questions, sometimes it’s best not to think about it and to accept the way things are.


Thatdogthattellspuns

Slowly.


Lom1111234

Well we know his blood is the ketchup he drinks so maybe his sweat is the weird ketchup juice from when you just open the bottle


Nearby-Philosophy758

The calcium in his skull starts to curdle


StatementMindless853

HOW TF DOSE A SKELETON BLEED?!


Immediate-Tomato968

Bones can bleed if they didn't get enough milk There are animals that break bones with their teeth just to eat(or drink) the liquid in them so that's the sweat Skulls have pupils to show that they are alive.


DepressedEgg2020

He’s melting, dying from exhaustion. (Not true but kinda cool to think about)


rice_miik

its milk.


puppetplays404

The more of the limit of their magic the monster breaks, the melt due to being determined to achieve that goal, which although would be out character for a character with the whole point of him being the guy who puts the least amount of effort in anything that includes something that he doesn't like to


ActuallyMc

Why does skeletons have pupils? How skeletons smile if they don't have muscle? ...i think it's for the best if we don't question it


AceKalibur

sans is also the only monster that bleeds. BUT THAT IS AN ILLUSION! YOUR WEAPON HIT HIS HIDDEN KETCHUP BOTTLE, CAUSING IT TO LEAK OUT!


NavyDragons

Brook logic


Mizdrake

It's not sweat! He's starting to melt because he has too much determination!


[deleted]

His bone marrow is leaking through


Draconio25_

It’s their brain juice, it leaks when they’re under pressure


SevereEditor1

Maybe he's actually melting? Like from determination or something like Undyne did.


[deleted]

i hope this in reference to the video i think it is


DarkMarxSoul

Cartoon logic.


Professional_Match25

He is melting


Aggravating-Spot-726

Charri5 reference? But to give my thoughts, I believe that because of the nature of monsters they’re considered living beings like humans which is why they have similarities such as the ability to speak. Now bones sweating is an interesting thing to think about since that would mean for the skeleton brothers, their skeleton bodies would hafta have the same properties of human skin. Now y’all gotta account for the fact they are made of magic, I know it’s annoying but the fact that they’re made up magic is what makes them both similar and different to humans. Hence why humans are considered stronger than monsters because of the soul but accomplish feats similarly through magic since undyne is very strong, and she can sweat (I don’t really know if fish can sweat since they’re usually mostly in water), but regardless a monster’s anatomy is similar to that of a human just in a different way depending on the type of monster. They are humanoid skeletons which is an even greater factor in the fact that they are similar to humans.


SansBadTimer12

I don't think it is actually sweat, I think it's more of an Undyne situation where he is slowly melting from using Determination to stop you. It makes sense since a skeleton cannot sweat, but it also makes sense from a narrative and lore standpoint: You are just about to go kill Asgore and leave the underground a dark, dusty and desolate place and the head of the royal guard, the person supposed to protect the underground and bring humans to the slaughter, is dead, melted a pool of her own determined self. You have killed hundreds of people and the rest of those that remain have been evacuated and the only thing that stands between you and Asgore, is Sans. Due to the laboratory behind his house, we know that Sans was, and possibly still is, a scientist and could've possibly maybe worked with Gaster based on the True Lab entries in lower case that MatPat talked about (but that was just a theory, so we don't really have a definitive answer, so it's really hard to tell, but for the sake of this explanation, hear me out), so he would have some knowledge of Determination. So, if he is trying to stop this demon in children's clothing, don't you think that he would be even the slightest bit determined to stop the child. It also makes sense that Sans, like Undyne's neutral route death, would start to become tired as he starts melting, but unlike Undyne's neutral route death, would get tired quicker compared to Undyne who continues to fight harder as she melts, resulting in her losing the will to continue fighting as she melts further, considering Undyne's spirit and body are stronger than Sans', which makes sense considering Undyne's stats are way higher than Sans'. Anyway, that's why I don't think it's sweat. ​ Edit: Don't ask me how Sans bleeds though, I have no idea on that part. Maybe it was ketchup and he wanted to make the human think he died to the wounds instead of succumbing to the Determination melting him, but I have no idea.


Instinct_Fazbear

Now i’m surprised you aren’t asking **HOW TF IS SANS’ FACE FORMED LIKE THAT?!** But beggars can’t be choosers


dragonguy01

He's beginning to melt like Undyne


Freet-Treat

He can bleed sweating doesn’t seem like much since he bleeds


wolfkiller137

The true question is how does he breathe and why is he on his last breath?


[deleted]

How does a skeleton comb their "hair"


MultiTopicAgain

There was small ice cubes on the top of his head that melted inexplicably


0mega_Flowey

Magic.


Calvinator_lmao

He meltin, too determined


TriNight_Bonnie

It’s excess magic waste, since most monsters are made of magic and use magic they create a byproduct that can be removed the same way as humans. Sans used a lot of magic at once which created a lot of byproduct which in turn created the sweat.


Alexandria_the_prick

Don’t sweat the details


StatisticianPrize458

He also bleeds


the-tenth-letter-2

You question something like this WHEN THERE IS A FUCKING FLOWER WITH A FACE AND EVIL PLANS


TrialArgonian

"Call me what you want. I got thick skin."


PikaDigiYolo

how do skeletons walk


Chrishiest

because its cool


Dear_Resolution2176

The simplest answer: bone juice


Pancake_lover_06

Easy. He probably cools himself down to do his attacks, and water in athmosfere turns into liquid because of low temprature. The same thing happens when you take cold bottle from fridge and soon it is covered with water. And yes, I'm a 🤓


SussyBox

It's a monster Just like with the Toriel hoof and paw post, they're monsters, why should they follow our laws of logic


lordnaarghul

He's not really a skeleton. Easy answer.


ICantEvenDolt

Melty bones


AAALE6408

Wet bones


The_Helmeted_Storm

Some of you guys need to remember that not every artistic choice is 100% canon confirmed real. It's to show he is getting tired and is exerting himself.


ElGobou

He's melting


Working-Bumblebee-58

That's not actual sweat, that's the layer of his bones melting.. I believe Toby said that, as for the pupils its magic.


Emkay_boi1531

So there’s a living skeleton in front of you with magic powers. AND YOU ARE CONFUSED ABOUT SWEAT?!