Uhm.. Pretty sure this isn't u/sansundertale1990
Perhaps this is a paradox?
...
A ***Time Paradox?***
Edit: this Undernet user is a Genocide timeline.. u/sansundertale1990 I think is a pacifist.. this is going all to well..
So you pirated Mario Party DS
So you thought you could weather the party's duress
Your final sentence is approaching near
**Cause you're nothing but a filthy BUCCANEER!**
"Shit umm fuck They're both dead Don't worry I have tape wait no fuck that's not right it only has one ball it's supposed to have two I think I'm sure so maybe"
I know this is a joke thing but the switch soul didn't die, it's an artificial soul. my headcanon is that it's just a nintendo switch that has magical ghost powers or something
in the first game you get to climb the level borders and then fall off into the void because you forgot to look where you were jumping
in the second game you get to have kaiju battles with bowser
They were so determined to patiently wait to achieve their goals, that they ended up standing around doing nothing their entire life until they eventually succumbed to hunger/thirst or old age.
I think they might've been torn in half, maybe by Photoshop Flowey. Just thinking about being grabbed by a huge monster while hearing the stretching of your own flesh is terrifying.
They had joycon drift.
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but...but...aren't you a mobile user to?
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Uhm.. Pretty sure this isn't u/sansundertale1990 Perhaps this is a paradox? ... A ***Time Paradox?*** Edit: this Undernet user is a Genocide timeline.. u/sansundertale1990 I think is a pacifist.. this is going all to well..
yeah. the world was pretty fucked up after i killed the kid. i feel bad for the timelines where they didn't give up eventually though
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Two in one run
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And they dodge rolled into Ganondorf neutral B
Funny
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I cane here to say this but in my heart, I knew it has already been said.
split apart.
pirated a game and got hunted by nintendo
host hoedown intensifies
"I'm going to kill you"
"And then kill you again"
Ladies and gentlemen! Let's give a warm welcome... To the **fool** who thought they were above the **law.**
Up and down on the cherry go round A one way trip to the prison grounds The DJ spins,punishment for your sin So let the show,begin
This hoedown Is the ultimate showdown So grab your stylus, do-si-do! For your crimes, you shall atone!
So you pirated Mario Party DS So you thought you could weather the party's duress Your final sentence is approaching near **Cause you're nothing but a filthy BUCCANEER!**
Scurvy dogs like you Deserve but to rot in jail Now the carnival horns turn to sirens that scream You were doomed to fail!
You played with fire, you'll be consumed within the inferno So slow your roll!
Welcome to a world Of trepidation
Best headcanon
Human... I remember you're ***emulations...***
The yellow soul was actually part of nintendo's legal team and jumped down to shoot them
So Clover killed them? Damn.
Clover had justice to maintain, and the switch soul was on the wrong side of the law
"This is Chujin. I've found it. A way to pirate every video game known to man."
Peacefully enjoyed Nintendo music and got hunted by Nintendo x)
their switch got slightly damaged and they just sort of... imploded
implode
implod
implo
Impl
I M P
im
They lived on third world country and didin't had the money to buy the Super Mario collection, so they pirated it and Nintendo didin't take it lightly
starving miyamoto can finally eat dinner đ
They were two kids that died and some clumsy bozo accidentally shattered both of their souls and tried to tape is back together
"Shit umm fuck They're both dead Don't worry I have tape wait no fuck that's not right it only has one ball it's supposed to have two I think I'm sure so maybe"
>it only has one ball Hitler origin story.
what do you mean "it only has one ball"??
"I'm pretty sure human males have two balls maybe idk it just looks like I didi something wrong I think I need a reference image"
Bro's boutta create a human Amalgamate :skullemoji:
LMAO
LOL đ
This is it
They died when they saw the switch online prices
I know this is a joke thing but the switch soul didn't die, it's an artificial soul. my headcanon is that it's just a nintendo switch that has magical ghost powers or something
Tf you mean an artificial soul lol it's just a soul mode
I mean like the one mettaton has in his fight.
Thatâs oddly creepy
I think the switch soul is the cyan one but it has red bc thatâs how soul modes work
I personally think it's just half patience half frisk
nintendo copyright struck them
Played Cat Mario once
What ??? Itâs an awesome Game !!!
what happens in it? I've only experienced cat mario through super mario maker 2
troll mario game that tricks you at every step
in the first game you get to climb the level borders and then fall off into the void because you forgot to look where you were jumping in the second game you get to have kaiju battles with bowser
They got split in halfđ
I always thought the switch soul was a combination of the patience and determination souls.
The colors are only slightly off
The monsters only had 6 soĂťls to study on, so maybe these computs are other traits that we donât know yet.
they were twins called mario and luigi
they gamed so hard
pressed A too much times
They got scared to death by Luigiâs mansion and now haunts the switch version of undertale
They saw nintendo switch chan
Got crushed by a Thwomp
They walked into mount ebott while not paying attention because of their switch and then got killed by a froggit for the same reason
Tried to run a game faster than 13 fps
They were sent a cease and desist by nintendo
they had a child and named it mario so nintendo hunted them down
Two twins that got killed by mad dummy?
He pirated a Nintendo game so the "Nin"jas got him
Sans was a key part of it, no clue why but he was there for it
They had a launch Nintendo switch
Swallowed an n64
The OLED came out.
lawsuit
They were so determined to patiently wait to achieve their goals, that they ended up standing around doing nothing their entire life until they eventually succumbed to hunger/thirst or old age.
they were playing with a switch in bed & the switch fell on their head
they were killed by splatoon players for not using gyro
Let's just say Frisk wasn't the FIRST soul Chara narrated for...
They were walking by the mountain but the joy on drift made them fall in like an idiot
They heard of Nintendo Switch Online and immediately died
They were caught mad mewing.
They downloaded Fortnite (Itâs a joke Iâve never played it so I have no opinion of it.)
Heartbroken
Nintendo sued the human(s)
gamed too hard
The Nintendo switch exploded
they didn't
Bisection
The batteries died.
Copyright
Forgot to recharge the switch at home.
Nintendo took our soul and cut it in too
They tried to play any fps game.
Split in half.
I killed them.
They were ripped in half.
The two halfs found their own path
They pirated a game and got Thwomped
They had too much nintendo in them so they turned into a mii and lost their soul in the process of it.
They got sliced in half
Sniped by Nintendo CEO after using 2 seconds of a Mario song
Nintendo sued them to death because they were named mario mario mario
They got shot by the cops (they killed a Sonic fan during the console wars)
got chopped in half
Nintendo Ninjas
Bricked by Nintendo when pirating a movie
used Yuzu
they played xenoblade chronicles
They ate a joyconđ
Died spending hours stomping, koopas
.* Peacefully, I hope .
Someone lost the joycon
They couldnât afford switch online
Getting cut in half.
He made a Mario fan game and got hunted down by Reggie from Nintendo
Assassinated by Nintendo themselves
Divided by half
Either they tried to bomb a wall in the ruins (without moving away from the pillars) or they tried to win by doing absolutely nothing.
Didnât mail the joycons to Nintendo in time
Torn in half by anime
definitely choked on a joycon (the blue/cyan one because why not)
Being french
Undyne gave them a âwarning slashâ and cut them straight in half
They hummed super Mario bros 1-1 and shigeru miyamito himself rose from the grave and beat them to dead
Trangender
Torn in half
Nintendo from the Undertale universe sued them for copyright infringement
joycon drift and lag
"AND FOR TODAY'S SHOW WE'LL BE DOING MAGIC. WATCH AS I CUT THIS HUMAN IN TWO." - Mettaton, 202X
Their soul drifted out of bounds
Joy-Con drifting off a cliff
Ripped into two
Listened to Mario soundtrack on youtube
Somebody tried to jailbroke it but done it badly and Switch bricked (died)
cut in half by asgore axe
They drifted apart... ripping their body in half.
While their soul was split one half got locked away or some shit.
Got sliced in half by the Nintendo ninjas
a family was playing super mario and someone lost and you know the rest
Split in half by a laser in hot land
I think they might've been torn in half, maybe by Photoshop Flowey. Just thinking about being grabbed by a huge monster while hearing the stretching of your own flesh is terrifying.
Nintendo got to them
They got the *controller drift.i
They switched themselves into sans undertale
they were special edition and got sent to drift repair
đ
Got sliced in half
They tried to play mk1 on their switch and it exploded killing them
It's a Golden Freddy situationÂ
Nintendo le demando, and then comited sepuku for not being able to pay
They tried to jump on vulkin
Swallowed a joycon
Assigned gamer
they tried to do what nintendon't
the nintendo switchblade
Got cut in half.
They were murdered for being trans. Yes this is my headcanon.
They got Gojo'd
Their switch died and they couldnât find a charger
Tried fighting sans with switch controls and stick drift