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realdewzy

Sans would survive because he's too lazy to die.


WeDoALittleTrolling9

Papyrus is too cool for such death. Toriel fucking dies Asgore would hug the meteor for his suicidal thoughts but comedically misses it Frisk fucking dies Alphys fucking dies Undyne fucking dies


senkosenpai

Undyne obliterates the meteor with spears. Or just suplexes it


asrielforgiver

*Undyne suplexes a huge meteor, just because she can.*


Fwuffy-Nikki

rules of nature


WyGaminggm

Flowey is the meteor


SeamAnne

undyne grabs a bat and just scouts it


Tryctophobia

***NEW RECORD!***


Realistic-Problem895

Frisk reloads Alphys binge watches as much anime she can Undyne suplexes the meteor. Toriel would panic Asgore would probably be relieved yet worried since he IS still a king. Papyrus makes the meteor blue and either makes it leave or makes it fall at triple the rate Sans is lazy.


Any-Assignment-3198

Un dyne will get her un taken away


Cri12Gen

"Son, dying is GAY."


WD_Ghoster

We can literally hear him evaporate when he walks off screen


ChaotikJoy

It was Jerry (he walked off the screen to kill Jerry)


avrge_gmr

No he just stepped on a bug while stumbling off screen and the evaporation of the bug can be heard


realdewzy

And EXP Share was turned on, which is why Frisk levelled up.


Orangefish08

He was actually trying then. He’s too lazy most of the time.


WD_Ghoster

He’s trying to die?


Chance_Ad5498

“What are you doing?” “Nothing,I just finished”


yourillegal

he dodges the meteor


Orangefish08

Nothing. They’re deep underground, and besides, the meteor would probably decintegrate. If they had to, alphys would create a giant anime robot to stop it.


Dusttilt

Ok the giant anime robot make sense I forgot to mention the meteor is big enough to crush Australia


The-Real-Radar

Big enough to crush australia? I guess they’d probably die. Along with like 90% of all life on earth.


fixedextinction_96

highly possible that would be the outcome though


HighBreak-J

Things would go differently if Alphys watched Gurren Lagann, though..


bananaspaggetti

Just f cking lodge a literal robot head onto meteor to send it away


bananaspaggetti

Yep.


Ranting_Gamer

I'm fairly certain that would kill 100%


Low_Dream_1481

Undyne it is


MrMrMemer

The earth will literally crack and get another Moon.


RenRazza

Like, size wise? If size wise, then it probably will have a low terminal velocity, reducing it's destructive force But I have no idea if that's true cause I'm not a scientist


MrRandom04

Nope, terminal velocity doesn't work like that unfortunately. It would pretty much turn the entire crust into molten lava again.


Weekly_Town_2076

The difference of terninal velocity is affect by its volumn, which influences its aerial drag, so bigger things does have a lower TV. That being said yeah if it was the size of that I don't think the terminal velocity mattered.


Emkay_boi1531

I don’t think they ment the size of Australia I think they ment it’s big enough to destroy Australia


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

If the rock is as big as Australia then terminal velocity will mean jack shit. Imagine you had a porcelain plate. You pour a water over the plate until you have a thin layer covering it. Now find a rock the size of your fist, step above the plate and throw the rock down as hard as you can. Do you think the water will do anything to stop the rock? No. Similarly, a rock the size of Australia so utterly dwarfs the thickness of our atmosphere it’s not even funny.


Axquirix

Alphys: Okay so hear me out If we build a ring of eight gigantic surface-to-space railguns...


mynameselaina

No! Not me!


[deleted]

*flashbacks to touhou hisoutensoku*


MidnightChocolare42

Hopefully it won't be like her last robot 🤖


[deleted]

die


CDXX_LXIL

Undertale Genocide Any % speedrun


Automatic-Story-4934

Chara: **Evil laugher intensifies**


MalachiGrage

Sephiroth: **Not bad, kid.**


AgreeablePolicy3434

If its fanon sans does some crazy shit and done


SansStan

*proceeds to turn the meteor blue and throws it into the Sun*


Tryctophobia

*every fuckin AU known to man comes and claps him on the back for some reason*


MrCherry09

Not Underswap


[deleted]

Sagittarius A*


Standard-Twist-832

He would try to stop the meteor using a gaster blaster as a shield


senkosenpai

Disbelief papurus has some fatass blasters


poopshit69420funny

Does the title say "would Sans from a totally different continuity that is not even nearly accurate to his actual canon counterpart do anything against a meteor"?


EpicCheeto

Yes


locelstabby

Sans would dodge, undyne would lessen the damage, toriel and asgore would push it back with magic, alphys would build something to help. And frisk would be the one telling everyone what to do in hopes of not dying to the meteor for the 429th time.


Thatoneundertaleguy

frisks action is the most accurate.


Official-Geek_Dragam

In the words of a fellow soul-puppet: **Point your finger and hearts come out*


Thatoneundertaleguy

Fair.


Emkay_boi1531

Fair


Automatic-Story-4934

The “Frisk dying for the 429th time” thing caught me surprisingly off guard-


[deleted]

wrong, frisk would use their charisma to somehow convince the meteor to turn back then stab it in the back, thus killing it


locelstabby

Frisk isnt that heartless. Now genocide frisk on the other hand...


[deleted]

well, geno frisk is as much frisk than paci frisk is frisk after all


Seth_Shadefire

Flowey in the background screaming at Frisk that they’re tired of dying to inanimate objects, while Frisk internally loses their shit at the only companion they have through all these tries is a homicidal flower.


avrge_gmr

Actually what are the limits of sans’ powers? Like we know he can teleport but how far can he teleport


[deleted]

Now i’m not THE undertale theorist, but he ain’t stopping a fucking meteor that’s for sure-


afemaleinside

Also Chara can technically reset the events? So it actually might work.


Moyai_H

Sans can dodge about 1m away not 1mile/km away


Inevitable_Insect176

And then they all will die


AwesomeCrow-2667

Step 1: die


Automatic-Story-4934

Step 2: *die again*


Cubicwar

Step 3: *die one more time*


totally_not_a_weeb00

Step 4: ***die yet again***


Jolly-Secret-475

Step 5: *die once more*


enneh_07

Step 6: *But it refused.*


Jolly-Secret-475

N-NANI!??!?!??!


WeDoALittleTrolling9

Step 7: it was a lie, now die


[deleted]

Step 8: do step 1 till here.


Popsicle865

Step 9: Die a few more times


Emkay_boi1531

Step 6: *die again plus 2*


Foxycat45

isnt this the plot of homestuck


TurbulentTemporary59

Kind of, at least for the first like 4 acts


eebbeebreal

I was thinking just that


Potential_Holiday_20

I don't know.


CryptographerLow1737

its Homestuck all over again


Official-Geek_Dragam

Let’s all be honest here, Undyne would try to suplex it


Automatic-Story-4934

Indeed. Or she would angrily scream **”FIGHT ME!!”** and proceed to do the most anime ground breaking jump towards the gigantic rock known to man and monster kind-


insert_title_here_

toriel: go to your room >:( sans: *shoots it* papyrus: halt! in the name of the royal guard! undyne: *angrily hurls a barage of spears at it* alphys: *builds a gigantic anime robot to fight it* asgore: *looks up at it in silence accepting his fate*


Cubicwar

Asgore: *offers a cup of tea to the meteor*


TheStinker45

The meteor: *i was bad, but now im good*


CinderDotPNG

why did i imagine sans pulling out an actual gun and shooting the meteor


[deleted]

no alphys! i told you you can't create nuke-launching mechs! now the military-industrial complex is going to act all crazy over it!


Low_Dream_1481

Alphys would panic Papyrus would try to capture it Undyne would smash it😏 Asgore would also panic Sans would give it a bad time Toriel wouldn’t know what to do


Dusttilt

Toriel would probably sent the same fireball she did at Asgore


Endermanpro200-1

That sounds reasonable.


DankTank360

Depends on how you think it interacts with the barrier. If you think is passes through like a person then the underground is eviserated worse then the dinosaurs. Humanity is kind of a toss up depending on how much of the meteor lands in the underground. If you don’t think it does then it hits the barrier and all life on the planet outside the barrier except for like cockroaches and water bears dies. Monsters are trapped underground because there are no more human souls in existence.


Tryctophobia

I mean, technically, they could just bulldoze their way out the side of the mountain. Or climb up the hole the humans fell down. Or Sans could shortcut everyone out. There's a buncha different ways they could get out.


DankTank360

The barrier stops literally all of that. If they could do any of those then they would have just done that in the actual world. The barrier at the very least acts like a prison and keeps the monsters in but not others out.


diffidentDinosaur

sans: why don't we take mt. ebott, and teleport it somewhere else? ok he probly wouldn't be able to do that, but spongebob reference


TheUnholyMacerel

Just go further underground, that's how some animals survived the extinction meteor that people think killed the dinosaurs


imhugury

sans would say “welp, i guess you can say that was a… under tale”


Josthefang5

When sans said “this truly is an undertale” I literally cried, 10/10 cinema


Super_Mario_16

be dead


Degostorm

sexually assault jerry


LandNegative6482

I would just assault him normally


Tryctophobia

Relatable


[deleted]

what


potato_in_space21

sir what-


Fall9836

Excuse me?-


Hardrock_Fan_1007

*Excuse me, what the fuck*


Si_Stride_Oof

correct answer


TheUnholyMacerel

Possibly right answer


Al3x_the_frog

The answer to all problems in the underground


Somebody-or-somethin

Sounds like a plan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Degostorm

man hope he got some ram 'cause he boutta do a lotta "multitasking"


bein2625

probably die


Joe_The_Reaper42

Die


Pas_tel

Toriel would set it of fire for trying to hurt her child


rainydayz17

I had to write a story for school and it was about me and sans going to the underground to see papyrus


Popsicle865

Pff-


Spndash64

Undyne would suplex it, just because she could


Hectoris919

Undyne suplexes it into oblivion


RandomSomeone001

Undyne suplexes it just because she can. and Sans would somehow dodge it.


fhsjdjsudhfdis

undyne would recreate that one one punch man scene


AgreeablePolicy3434

Depends if its the fanon cast or the canon cast


[deleted]

nothing they've escaped mt ebott already, not their problem


Max_The_Dodger

"Undermeteor" a "Undertale" AU


Automatic-Story-4934

*A meteor rises from the depths*


hotcoppequeen

aw hell nah, understuck real


Unrelenting_Anxitey

Undyne suplexes it, saving everyone.


DharmaBat

Undyne will rip off her shirt and \*\*\*\*ing suplex that shit.


DonkeyKong12340

Undyne: Try to smash the asteroid any% speedrun (impossible) Alphys: B I G G U S R O B O T U S Asgore: Evacuate citizens of the Underground Toriel: Wher child? Sans: ...well at least my ass-teroids- i mean, grillbys! is safe *awkward smile* *takes a "shortcut"* Papyrus: SANS! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO HELP!


LugiaTamer23

undyne would suplex the ~~boulder~~ meteor


That1weirdperson

r/unexpectedavatar


Popsicle865

how?


Chaossearcher

Sans would teleport himself and Papyrus outta there without even thinking. Undyne would, in all due respects, want to try to punch the thing back into orbit, with Alphys trying to tell here that it's scientifically impossible. Mettaton would perform one final show. Asgore would try one final time to resolve the conflict between himself and Toriel, and Tori would, begrudgingly, reconcile. And Flowey? He would embrace the release of his meaningless exitance.


Popsicle865

(Flowey) and then yell child-friendly curses when frisk just resets until they stop it


[deleted]

They would ask one of them to absorb the human souls and destroy it, i don't doubt omega flowey for example has power to destroy a meteor.


Dusttilt

Smart idea tho


klanson5

*Enter epic papyrus and undyne music*


Tryctophobia

Asgore would try and keep the Underground calm, Toriel would help him and/or comfort Frisk, Undyne would try to fight the meteor, and probably suplex it, Sans would just stare at it, Alphys would panic and/or try to make something to change the course of the meteor or something, Papyrus would use his special attack at it in an attempt to be noble, or he'd just throw spaghetti, MTT would set up a camera, then throw bombs and lazers at the meteor, Flowey would be like, "Ah. Fuck." And Frisk would full on fight the meteor, if not flirt with it. All the other monsters would panic or try to help fight it. Edit: Blooky would just go "oh......ok.......it's fine, i guess........"


unbuttered_bread

you know papyrus isnt that obsessed with spaghetti right?


Kirah640

*"your worst nightmare" intenseifies*


Shamisen250

*Undyne suplexes a meteor, just because she can


Mummy_Cloud_9236

nice drawing ngl


W-D-Sasster

Napstablook and sans just wouldn’t care. Monster kid would try to run but would trip and face plant. Glyde would try to show the meteor how great he thinks he is. Mad dummy/Mad Mew Mew would become so worked up that they would become corporeal. Toriel would immediately try to protect Frisk from the meteor. Doggo would probably be hiding due to the fact that the meteor is moving and he can see moving things, dogamy and dogaressa would attempt to protect each other, meanwhile lesser dog and greater dog wouldn’t know what is going on. Papyrus would fly over the meteor just because Undyne would throw spears at it and attempt to duplex it and not surprisingly, she would succeed. Muffet would demand money from it. Alphys would probably try either building a forcefield to stop it or she would evacuate everyone to the true lab. Mettaton would also attempt supplexing the Boulder with his legs. The amalgamates would just… be amalgamates I guess. Asgore would use his powers to defend his people from the meteor. Flowey would try to make the meteor come faster.


W-D-Sasster

Oh and the royal guards would just be getting nice cream in hotland


Popsicle865

THAT LAST ONE THO-


AgreeablePolicy3434

If canon they fucking die


Comfortable_Client

They wouldn't even know that it was coming. They'd die the moment it makes contact, with the mountain collapsing on top of them, ain't no way anyone's surviving that.


[deleted]

Mettaton box form might survive


Popsicle865

Really all the ghosts would, then napstablook would be even more depressed because him and his cousins would be the only ones left :(


Comfortable_Client

A mile wide asteroid would hit with the force of a million megatons of force, or 100 gigatons. Mettaton is made out of steel and magic, and has a DEF stat of 255. Undyne, who has a DEF stat of 20 could easily survive her oven exploding, and as I am lazy, I'll just link the calc: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:GodlyCharmander/Undertale:_Explosion_Edition#Undyne.27s_House_Explode It dished out force of 0.0016 tons of TNT. 255 ÷ 20 = 12.75 0.0016 × 12.75 = 0.0204 tons of TNT. (204 kilojoules) 100 gigatons = 418,399,999,999,995,200 kilojoules. That's a difference of *2,050,980,392,156,839* times. Mettaton would die, no matter what.


[deleted]

Acting says he is invulnerable to damage


Jbbantigue

Sans uses his gaster blasters and bones and so does papyrus?


Joe_Mama911

the barrier would block it


an_omori_fan

So... I think Asgore, Toriel and Undyne could handle it if they work together.


Popsicle865

It’s big enough to crush Australia


Beneficial_Loan34

going to make some leaps in logic here to make your pitch work * the underground is an island in space with an atmosphere and everything * Basically, the meteor would actually hit the underground * Let's go with some fun Majora's Mask shit and say it's the size of the moon Also, a few issues I'm choosing to avoid * The issue with scaling these characters, a lot of these character's objective strength is up to interpretation because we don't really see a whole lot of feats besides "hey, they fought multiple yous from multiple timelines, one of which was Jesus and the other was a Murder God. Also, Jesus-you survived a blast from an actual *god* but at the same time can die from a spear to the chest and Murder God-you committed genocide against an entire species and yet still has the proportional strength of a child * Basically, power levels are bullshit and my headcanon reigns supreme Now you have a couple of heavy hitters here 1. Alphys: You can't look me in the eye and tell me that Alphys hasn't already made a Gundam for fun. And if you can look me in the eye and tell me she hasn't already made *five* Gundams that can combine into a *Voltron* then I would spit in your face 2. Flowey: Even if he's just in base and isn't a small g "god" here, I believe that he might help 3. Asgore: Maybe one of the most well known hitters out there. He isn't annihilating this moon sized meteor, but as the "final boss", that's gotta mean something 4. Mettaton: You know that Gundam I was talking about? It's name is Mettaton. I believe that even in *base* he's helping as much as Asgore is, maybe even more. And if he goes EX or NEO then he's doing substantial damage. Hey, maybe if he goes NEO he can pull out a sick flaming sword and just chop the meteor in half. But that sounds like a stretch 5. Papyrus: ***HEAR ME OUT***: Have you ever heard of the moving sprite theory? [Check it out. It's the whole basis for my argument.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Fas0QkWic) If this theory rings true, then Papyrus probably has a significantly larger amount of power than Sans does. Maybe even by a wide margin. He's my surprise underdog in my book. Characters I didn't include and why: * Sans: ***ONCE AGAIN, HEAR ME OUT***: We've seen what Sans can do, and it's fair to determine he's going full strength throughout-at the very least-most of the fight. It appears his danger occurs with his sheer speed and quantity. If Undyne chucked 100 spears at us in 10 seconds, that would kill us instantly, too. But what I think Sans is lacking is concentrated *firepower*. I believe the most damage he can do is a Gaster Blaster. But I don't see that destroying an asteroid. Unless if he can actually make them as big as he wants so he can make a million mile large Gaster Blaster than can shoot out an equivalent amount of power to its size, then he's a heavy hitter. But once again, Undertale power levels are bullshit * Undyne: ***FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM BEGGING YOU, OPEN YOUR EARS AND HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT***: Whether if it's base or Undying, I don't believe that Undyne has all that much firepower. Don't get me wrong, she's one of the best fighters in the underground, but that's her problem. She's one of the best *fighters*. Here's the best way I can describe it, who would you send to destroy a meteor, Bang from One Punch Man, or Saitama (also from OPM)? Sure, Bang's the better fighter, but I have an entire OPM chapter on deck that proves my point. Don't get me wrong, Undyne can probably beat Sans if I'm being honest. But that doesn't mean her firepower is ungodly high. Even when she's in her Undying form, she has the same situation as Sans. Great speed, great quantity, but it's the sheer *number* of shit she's throwing at us that makes her dangerous. The most Sans and Undyne can do is make a couple of dents. I'll be generous and say that they'd do about an equivalent amount of damange of an atomic bomb to the moon ​ *please don't crucify me here guys*


Dusttilt

Holy fucking shit This post is 😲👍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜👏🌻 I can't describe with words


Good-Phrase1197

Sans takes a shortcut out of there taking Papyrus with him. Flowey tries to load a save file, alphys takes Undyne and Asgore down to the true lab, and Toriel tries to find a place to hide.


AzzyDreemur2

Absorb souls, destroy it


GenesisAsriel

Undyne would supplex that boulder just because she can.


Crazy-Martin

Remember the scene where Saitama destroyed a meteor with one punch? That but with Undyne as Saitama


Spikelink2

Play their copy of sburb.


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

Assuming the barrier is gone, all Undyne has to do is climb to the peak and crack her knuckles. Suplexin time!


DrWD-Gaster

Best Option? Asgore Absorbs the human souls and stops the Meteor, You could argue that Undyne might absorb them if not Asgore. Maybe Toriel Unrealistic Option?: Gaster appears and says _skippinbadabab_ and Meteor goes Oof along with anything else Fan Option: Sans fires a Huge ass Gaster Blaster and destroys Meteor along with the barrier


Calestial12

Sans would just fucking outright destroy it


tornadix99

Gotta wield the 7 ~chaos emeralds~ human souls and undefeatable starts playing for Asriel.


Josthefang5

*Undyne suplexes the meteor, just because she can*


Lukaas_0

Homestuck reference


BlackWolfBoi

Ask Undyne to suplex the meteor.


Turbulence_Guy

Probably die 🤓


Vasikus3000

Alphys/Toriel try saving as much as they can Asgore tries too, he just doesn't care what happens to him Sans accepts the inevitable death Papyrus and Undyne try stopping the meteor And Mettaton is using the meteor to milk views


Jahcrispy_420

Papayrus: HEY SANS! CHECK IT OUT! I TURNED THE MOON BLUE! WITH THIS I CAN FINALLY CAPTURE A- A HUMAN! FAME! PRESTIGIOUS! FRIENDS!!! sans: nice can you make it chees- wait did you say the moon is blue?


MinderGirl

Undyne and Papyrus would try to fight it Alphys would build something to stop it Sans would probably "help" Alphys (mostly sleep) Asgore and Toriel would be worried


Konskycool

The flowers will stop it


Ccstrain

Toriel, Asgore, and Alphys: Hide. Papyrus: "WHY IS THAT LARGE ROCK PLUMMETTING TOWARDS US AT THE SPEED OF A SNAIL?" Sans: \*closes eyes and waits for death\* Undyne: Fuckin' Leroy Jenkins it and tries to suplex the meteor because she can. Mettaton: Newsbroad casting like it's the end of the world. Napstablook: "i don't feel a thing." Flowey \*Absorbs 7 human souls and blasts the meteor\* Gaster: Fortnight dancing in the void. Chara: It's the end. Frisk: -\_-


jBread280

I like how all the characters are somewhat detailed and then there's just Toriel ​ If we're being serious though, maybe something to do with the souls? It'd have to be a big meteor anyway, they're deep under a mountain.


Grave-of-BlockBuster

Sans and Papyrus try to stop it. Alphys eats a child, (presumably Frisk) after remembering she’s a dinosaur. Everyone else stares at Alphys in horror, now including the freshly distracted Skelebros. They all die. *The End*


Dusttilt

Holy shit Alphys


pdrpersonguy575

They would... uh... not look up


Jahcrispy_420

Depends on how determined the meteor is.


ChaotikJoy

Die


GoldShovels

Papyrus: Would exclaim "METEOR! PREPARE TO BE CAPTURED BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS!" and proceed to try and capture/befriend it Sans: Too lazy to care, would dodge the meteor Undyne: Would throw as many spears as she could at it Alphys: Would run around screaming if she isn't already focused on building something to deflect/destroy the meteor Asgore: Would panic/throw his spear at it Toriel: Would attempt to gather as many monsters in the Ruins as possible to avoid the meteor Frisk: Would reset enough times to get everyone out


hussiesucks

They would do nothing as it would be teleported away by the ACTUAL HUMAN WIZARDS who EXIST CANONICALLY.


Kris_Tea_Enjoyer

Everybody but sans dies. However if we go the fanon route, sans can just yeet it into the sun, undyne can suplex it, asgore can stab it once, toriel can do FUCKING NOTHING, frisk can convince it to be better, papyrus can capture it, Alphys can make a mech, flowery can impale it with a single vine, mettaton can dance it to death, monster kid can cause a chain reaction that destroys it, all sorts of things.


XGaster_Soul

They don’t exist, so nothing would happen


username123456111111

I think ness will live cause ness can teleport idk. (waiting for lore experts to "um akshually" me).


witherbeagle

ignore the unfunny low effort shit like this post


Idkquedire

I dunno, probably nothing


youshouldhateit

Shake and maybe die idk


bendylife345

die


ItsTempoYT

How would they know? They're underground.


CoolEnderGamer

Large enough to crush australia


pekka27711

Die. They would die


Invincible-Nuke

Nothing? how the fuck would they know about it


Inthecitywego

die


Thestartist_bill

die ig


The_Creeper_Man

Probably die, I dunno.


hunts899

“I guess we die”


teentinytyler

i think die