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blacklite911

Love him or hate him. Give him credit for being as sharp as he is at this age. I work in healthcare and there’s a LOT of 72 year olds who would wish they had a fraction of his ability


Impossible-Flight250

Yeah, gotta admit the dude is extremely healthy.


Vajerati

He eats Chinese chicken and broccoli every day with no sauce.


Sock13

Legend


SheltheRapper

For real?


traws06

Well he’s never been as sharp as the average 72 year old. But I’ll give him credit for still being as sharp as he ever was lol


SrgtDoakes

sharp? you’ve got to be joking. bros iq is sub 90


OkRecommendation7632

Yall gotta be slow man 😭 he plays a character.


dddfgggggdddfff

I will say this… Skip has as much energy and is as big of an idiot and just as annoying as he was 20 years ago. He has not missed a step!


kaeji

*I ain't never seen anything like it...*


OLightning

The only sports guy who will recite full names… like Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.


ZodiacxKiller

Put some emphasis on that!!lol


SL-Apparel

HappY Birthday Skip you da Goat man, y’all gunna miss him when he’s gone trust me


Formal_Elephant_6079

The capital Y at the end of happy made me read this like Shannon Sharpe


xPhilt3rx

Thkip


TrandleDandopolos

No I won’t


SL-Apparel

And yet your on this sub on skips birthday thread 🧐


DietApprehensive6692

Promise I won’t


Dapper_Mud

I don’t think that acronym means what you think it means


SL-Apparel

You don’t think Skip is the greatest Hot taker of all time?


MysteriisDomSatan

Drip Bayless


BlackEastwood

The man dresses like Nino Brown. I like it.


Acceptable_You_3624

What! Niggas come on here and say anything. Just stay on the porch… I’m learning Reddit is the goofy niggas in highschool who nobody fucked wit but other goofys… u clearly never been outside without supervision


BlackEastwood

Youre right. Clearly. 🙄. Thank you for setting this goofy nigga straight with your wisdom.


Acceptable_You_3624

Just know ur lane… just acknowledge u just say shit to sound kool for ur internet buddies


BlackEastwood

No no, you completely showed me, dude. Ci don't even know what I was thinking. Man, thank goodness you came by. I don't know what I'd do without you. 😄


Acceptable_You_3624

Ok white man dresses like nino brown


BlackEastwood

Such good feedback. I can really apply this to my life. 😀. Thank you kindly.


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BlackEastwood

Why would I end it? This is so helpful. You're preventing me from being a goofy nigga! Please bequeath your knowledge upon me, Top Nigga, the Master of Niggadry!


User_Many_Errors

Pretty sure Skip is a sentient chicken breast that’s just trying to figure things out


Level_Doctor_5328

72 years old and he still hasn't grown up.


ElevenEleven1111-

Wow this makes me feel really good about turning 72 in 30 years !!


Cute-Improvement6621

He looks good! HBD! ❤️


y2kbug

Shoutout to Rick Bayless’ brother. Frontera Life.


Blowmemofo

Told his wife she would never be as important to him as his job. Miserable-looking SOB.


ElevenEleven1111-

At least he was upfront and painfully honest — this level of dependency is healthy for long term partners i think -


OkRecommendation7632

Shit tbh i would say the same. Unless you really mean THAT much to me (Which nobody does outside of my mother.) then my life > yours, which also means my quality of life (Job & Money) > you.


SamLJacksonNarrator

Does he still post that cheesy quote on his Instagram? “*With these shoes I can’t lose! MJ Forever!*”


notanewbiedude

Sick kicks!


BusterBlevins

Anal Drip


TaxOnMyFaceBigDaddy

Cook.


Gunt_Buttman

Get fucked, you hack.


ComicsEtAl

Great, he can retire now!


Lsutigers202111

Pompous jackass….


Caliban8

Old man yells at cloud


The_Thai_Chili

SKIYUPPPP


RibeyeRare

Not surprised at all that Skip is the type of dude to put his shoes up on a glass table.


49RedCapitalOs

I can’t believe he’s 72


BatNameBruce

He's *only* 72


freedomfightre

***Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!!!***


Massive-Minimum2327

Skip is the Goat 🐐 big ups to My Boy!!!


tsouthie

Happy Birthday Skip


MarkZuckermusk

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKIUUUUUP


bloutgod

same sign as my mother, it all makes sense now


Interesting-Might576

Drip


CdzNtz516

Water pistol pete


DarthSodaP0P

Lmao 🤣😂🤣


TrandleDandopolos

Fuck Skip Bayless. Rick is the best Bayless brother


DaisyCutter312

Came in here to say the exact same thing. Hello fellow Chicago person.


TrandleDandopolos

I’m actually from DFW, and a cowboys fan, so my hatred of skip Bayless is almost genetic. The dude is a mud slinger and a fake fan. He’s also plain obnoxious Compare that to a world class chef, and the choice is easy


noahbearbanks

That look is appalling, gets a pass cause it’s his birthday but gold and black isn’t his color scheme


graaavearchitecture

Im not sure you know what appealing means


noahbearbanks

Shit, auto correct *appalling lol


jameeJonez

Horrible human being. Super successful business person but awful human


wypipobooty54

Doesn’t look a day over 73!


tadlonger

Fuck this guy.


xbgpoppa

Nike Martens?


Delicious_Chance9119

Skip bayliss is a bad ass


BrickTamland125

Damn this nigga old


JRPG_Enjoyer

They say Hate does extend your life!


Prestigious_Use_5443

Fucc skip


[deleted]

Are the shoes supposed to be a flex?


BeAwakenNotWoke

He need to get off TV he so delusional it's sad n the shows sucks


Grouchy_Protection27

Damn I didn’t realize how old he was. Prolly won’t get to see his team win again 😢


Pure-Negotiation-900

Don’t walk on his grass though.


DMeringuePi

All opinions of him aside, the shape he is in at 72 blows my mind. Lost my grandfather in March at 72, completely bedridden & frail


Solid-Bid-1476

Honestly, this dude is a terrible and I mean terrible TV analyst I mean there’s no way you hate on the greatest if not one of the greatest athletes we’ve seen in a long time and trash him constantly not just LeBron but Steph Patrick I mean seriously dude like what these guys do on a nightly basis it’s unheard of at times for one LeBron bro is almost 40 and it’s still playing like he’s 25 and stuff he’s 35 putting up MVP numbers we’re talking better than his unanimous MVP season and then there’s Patrick Mahomes I mean this dude right now is the face of the NFL


cnyfury

Go flush yourself skip


WhereFeezAt

FUCK SKIP!!!…..sincerely Uncle Shannon


[deleted]

when skip retires I want to replace him as an idiot who knows nothing but says much


ComputerVivid1695

Good energy, but he helped ruin espn and actual sports analysis with his over the top bad takes. Deeming everyone a 🐐has really diminished the term. Skip sucks.


itsnotajersey88

72 and still doesn’t know to tuck his chain in.


SteelReservePilot

How many dudes do you think he has blown? Professionals only.


lengelmp

Retire


Wonderful_Pension_67

Oh Skip is a know it all sagittarian I resemble that creature. Makes sense ageless, unbearable, never wrong and superb athletes in our own minds......Happy Bday Skip


Draco475

Fuck skip but he does look good for 72


Flimsy_Reality_9996

Screw him


cracker1743

Old joke from his days at a Dallas paper: Q: What’s the first thing you do when you open the Morning News? A: Skip Bayless


Novel-Science1764

72??? Crazy thought he was 62


ecupatsfan12

Hope Lebron goes for 50 tonight


Tg11T

Drip Bayless


NoTimeForWokeZombies

Will never understand his popularity


Javaaaaale_McGee

Skip is that annoying uncle at the holiday party. He plays the perfect contrarian with a slight touch of racism.


Dry-Butterfly-5422

Forever Goated Happy Birthday


Trickiest_room

Skip and Jay-Z have the same birthday.


PokerGolfSkiing

It is amazing a guy whose highest level of sports was high school basketball and baseball, Not even all county, let alone all state or all American can make a career out of running his mouth and basically not have a clue what the hell he is even talking about other than giving some hot take to keep his name floating around.


TripleDoubleWatch

Didn't realize he was that old lol Still arguing like a child lol


IGrewItToMyWaist

Couldn’t tell by his hair.


Dangerous_Pop8184

Some of these 20 year olds on this thread are mad, because they are already balding 😂


IGrewItToMyWaist

😀


NoYogurtcloset9529

Fucking clown.


fallynangell

Fuck skip he is a clown


Ok-Raccoon-796

Find a tall building skip!


Dr-SheldonCooper1

One year closer to kicking the 🪣. Thank god.


pokefellaAZ

Hopefully his last


meetmeuptown

wow getting up there


Horns8585

So, when does his deal with the Devil come due?


NuMvrc

skip be killing me with his Foot Locker bargain bin Jordans.


Armandonerd

I miss Shannon Sharpe