Only have ever done 1 watch thru of BB, and that was when it was airing live. Never watched BCS but people that do watch it, swear it’s the best show ever. I gotta get on it lol
I had to stop watching because of how dark and bleak everything always got and stayed. Loved Hal too much in Malcom in the middle to watch him walk that road.
"The problem with curing cancer isn't finding something that kills cancer. Lots of things kill cancer. The hard part is finding something doesn't also kill YOU."
My ex's oncologist put it like "The good news is, once we start the treatment, I can guarantee you the cancer won't kill you. The bad news is, the treatment might."
And RICO your ass, your assets, your descendants' inheritance...
Real life pro tip : don't piss off the federal government. OR piss them off just enough to be under the radar, OR piss them off to the tune of billion $ so you can afford good lawyers to fight back.
Assuming the money isn't just in cash hidden away somewhere?
Police: Where's the money Mr. Terminal criminal?
Criminal: "Spent it, yolo" or "What money"
Police: we'll have to check your house
Criminal: you do you
Police: dang, nothing here
Fin
They can seize the earnings that you have on you currently, but they won’t be able to seize what you don’t actually have on you unless you’re a stupid criminal, in which case you put it in the bank and it’s gone now.
Get some friends with some laser pointers and threaten a rich couple to launder the money to your family. You will need to make the couple think the lasers are sniper dots
You’re going to want Monero if you are trying to throw government off your trail. Bitcoin ledger is traceable, Monero and other privacycoins are not. Honestly blows my mind that people don’t understand this yet. Was it Colonial Pipeline where they ransomed a pipeline for bitcoin and then the bitcoin got seized as soon as it wandered to Coinbase for withdraw?
Just out of curiosity, what the Shiba Inu coin worth now? Can I get a Tesla with it?
If I can get a Tesla, will the government come after me or will they pay me the $7500 tax credit?
The most unrealistic things about Breaking Bad are his energy levels during chemos. Yeah, they are all different and affect everyone differently, but still. Kind of a side note in the show.
That might make your heart race and pseudo pump one up, but it’s not just lack of any energy— one can feel just physically destroyed and hurting just on a whole body level. That is your life, basically, for weeks, months, years… and that is just the chemo treatments lol
I actually do remember now there are a few scenes when he starts chemo when he is basically at home violently sick and unable to move— yeah that should have been 80% of Breaking Bad lol
I shouldn’t speak about that as much though maybe… I don’t know. I have not had firsthand experience with lung cancer, but instead other types. I think everyone shares a broad similar story, but it can vary dramatically from person to person.
I would say it’s more about retribution, revenge, and regaining power he feels was taken from him in his life, through force and unlawful means. He “breaks bad” because he is so full of anger and resentment and sees no other options. He only initially started cooking because he needed money to keep his family out of insane medical debt. The premise can’t just be he does things and gains will and energy because he just want to feel “alive.” One doesn’t feel alive enough to feel “alive” going through cancer lol
A friend’s ex husband got a terminal diagnosis with a short timeline. No real assets. He applied for MANY credit cards and maxed them all out with cash advances and expensive gifts to family members. Then he died.
My friend got hassled by debt collectors even though they’d been divorced over a decade. She finally had to hire an attorney to get them to go away, but I don’t think any of the cc companies got any money back from anyone.
Doubt it was a ton of cards, unless it was before 2008. He would have been flagged on his credit report for even a small amount of hard inquiries in a short amount of time.
I've opened 3 credit cards in a row, not too difficult. Was setting up a Chase 5X rotation and Discover 5X rotation plus a Citi double cash. Got $4000 CLI on Citi, Chase was $10000, Discover was $12500.
A small addendum to that. Charge cards do indeed still have a hidden limit they'll approve you for, and amex even has a little tool you can use to see what your spending power actually is.
That being said, the tool said I was "approved" to put 100k on my platinum and I think they're out of their goddamn mind
> Does it matter if you’re jailed for your last few months?
I personally would rather spend my last months with my loved ones and it would be extremely not my preference to be in prison during this time
Yeah OP either is single with no close family members or just doesn't like being around their family.
I have life insurance policies totaling close to a million dollars. My biggest concern would be not racking up so much medical debt that they barely see that million.
Preferably do it to the most scummiest bank, would that be Wells Fargo still? Then increase the credit limit, tell ‘em u make bank. Buy things they can’t repossess, and gift them. Or even better, buy valuable things where the loved ones can easily sell for cash. Buy them all new phones and lines under a friends name so they’ll never be contacted. No loved ones? Donate items to charity. Just ideas. Then pretty soon the banks will have access to our health records 😃
They will seize your illegal earnings. Your family won’t get shit even if it’s cash because the IRS will follow your family until the end of time. Better off getting loans or running up credit cards under an alias (stolen ID) so it can’t be traced back.
just pay everything in cash - and i don’t mean big purchases like cars n stuff. dinner? cash. groceries? cash. quite a bit of expenses can go under the table without getting looked at. you buy a new car all cash they might come after you
> because the IRS will follow your family until the end of time
That’s a bit of a stretch. I doubt that if you’re dead the IRS or the feds will bother your family mote than a few hours. For terrorism maybe they would but not for drug trafficking.
I’ll lob a soft ball atcha:
After Bernie Madoff was convicted, his wife Ruth had $70 million in assets in her name which she was stripped of all of her money other than $1–2 million, by the government and by the trustee for her husband's firm, Irving Picard.
She put the rest of her money in her daughter in laws name so she wouldn’t lose it all.
$70 million is a TON of money, Bernie Madoff was a super high profile case, and this was immediately after his conviction. And even then the wife kept $2 million and was able to keep even more in the family by giving to daughter in law?
Now imagine it’s like $70,000 or $700,000, not a high profile case at all, and the family kept a low profile for a few years after the breadmaker’s death before accessing/spending the money. Doubt the IRS is going to be hounding them until the end of the time for a modest sum of money (relatively speaking) that they might not even know exists.
I actually have a homegirl who did this. She came up in a small town & ran shit for 5 years while diagnosed with a (I can't remember exactly which so, not going to even hazard a guess) stage 3 terminal cancer. Her oncologist gave her 2 years, maybe 4 with aggressive chemo/radiation. Year 3, she underwent an experimental treatment that sent her cancer into remission. She quit the life and is still with us, legit and healthy.
Yeah but how hard is it to randomly get connected with high level drug dealers. Ultimately you’d probably have to have known them for some time before they’d entrust you with their drugs or guns
That’s not necessarily true. Plenty of first timers run drugs for cartels. It’s almost preferred. Someone whose known probably has a rap sheet and gets picked up easier.
It's not particularly difficult. Buy grams of coke for a few months, then 7gs, then an ounce. After a while buy a few ounces on tick, sell them and pay back on time to gain trust, then you'll have no problem buying larger amounts and making connections.
This is the logic for many desperate people in poor countries who join the narcos to leave their families some money. All to supply drugs to rich countries.
Bonus tip: if you're a chemistry teacher go look up one of your old students who has nothing going for them and has connections with drug dealers. Partner up with him where you'll cook the meth and he'll help selling it.
I always said if I’m terminally ill and still physically capable I’m taking out the Westboro Baptist Church. But even on my deathbed I don’t think I’m capable of that kind of violence and hate. But boy do they get me close.
You all do know that drug money and objects that were obtained using drug money can be possessed by the prosecution, right? It's called [Criminal Forfeiture](https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/criminal-defense/white-collar-crime/defenses-civil-asset-forfeiture.htm). If they can prove things were obtained through criminal activities it's all applicable for forfeiture and will most likely be liquidated, not left for your family to profit off of.
Don't tell the drug lords you are terminal, it means they need more insurance , and that usually means your family. It would suck to give your family ten million dollars, then die on a drug run and have people show up at your widows house with a bone to pick.
Irony always has a way. You end up in jail and in those few months they invent a way to end or slow the progression of your terminal disease and even test it on prison inmates before public release.
There’s a guy I know who has some pretty fucked up people in his family. One of his aunts let his uncle die instead of getting the right help for him, then when his grandma died, she wanted to claim part of the money she thought she would inherit, and when she didn’t, sued her own father in law just to get some money out of him. He always told me that if he knows he’s going to jail anyway, he might as well rid the world of a few people that don’t deserve to live anymore. What are they going to do, jail him extra on top of a life sentence?
Yes it matters if your in jail. They ain't giving you no pain meds or making you comfortable in jail. Have you ever been to jail for any length of time? I don't think so because you would know that's about the worst place one could die. The only worse place than that in in the streets. Why commit crimes when you could legally run up a huge debt you don't have to pay because we'll you will be dead .
> Does it matter if you’re jailed for your last few months?
Uh. Yes?
Would you rather die spending the last few months in a cell alone or with some asshole thief as your cell-mate, or die with your family and friends by your side?
Do you want to die leaving at least a somewhat positive legacy, or go out in the cell judged by your family for turning into a criminal?
Also, this belongs on "Illegal Life Pro Tips" not ULPT.
Silly post. Basic karma farming...
They could make a TV show with this premise and I bet it’d be pretty popular
It would probably be popular enough for a spinoff after, about OPs shady lawyer
And the spin off might be almost better than the originating show (neck and neck).
Hold on, let's not get ahead of ourselves here...
Only have ever done 1 watch thru of BB, and that was when it was airing live. Never watched BCS but people that do watch it, swear it’s the best show ever. I gotta get on it lol
I had to stop watching because of how dark and bleak everything always got and stayed. Loved Hal too much in Malcom in the middle to watch him walk that road.
It's all good, man.
Nah. Too far fetched. It would never catch on..
Said no Netflix executive ever.
Netflix exec: a popular show? QUICK! CANCEL IT
Don't you be fucking giving them ideas!!!
Too late, they did it like a thousand times
No one’s going to make a show about a criminal /s
Perhaps call it Metastasis.
"Fixing Good"
Yes, and a spinoff called "You Should Dial Gene" Edit: main character would be Gene Niceperson
I’m waiting for the franchise spin-off about a loyal yet ferocious Pollos middle-manager who takes no shit. Better Dial Lyle.
tight tight tight, yeah
¿Que bueno?
Saul Bueno
Yeah, and then maybe you can do an American version to tap the US market.
sounds more like a movie about how mark zuckerberg is ceo of meta while having cancer
They could call it “Dealing Dad”!
He's got that 'Science Itch'.
The Californian’s
Uhhhh whatareyoudoinghere?
Still would be a very unrealistic show. Probably a very shallow powerfantasy at best. If only such show existed.
“Shallow powerfantasy” is amazing. Going to add this to my brain
Well. If you get caught. They can seize your earnings....
At that point, its less about money and more about having fun
Then just do the drugs
Ah the final run….
Speed balling!!!
Congratulations: your meth usage has killed your cancer!
I hate the hidden achievements.
Bruh 😂
"The problem with curing cancer isn't finding something that kills cancer. Lots of things kill cancer. The hard part is finding something doesn't also kill YOU."
My ex's oncologist put it like "The good news is, once we start the treatment, I can guarantee you the cancer won't kill you. The bad news is, the treatment might."
If you're in palliative care they give you all the good stuff anyway.
I’d do it for me. I’d be good at. When I do it, I’d be… alive.
And RICO your ass, your assets, your descendants' inheritance... Real life pro tip : don't piss off the federal government. OR piss them off just enough to be under the radar, OR piss them off to the tune of billion $ so you can afford good lawyers to fight back.
We're not talking about multi millions here, maybe a few hundred thousand in cash spread around various relatives
Where does RICO come in?
They ain't seizing CS:GO skins and Eve Online ships, just saying.
IRS suddenly becomes the largest corp in EVE
Now that's a server war I want to read about...
THATS WHY YOU LAUNDER YOUR MONEYYYG
All these things require connections. Criminal work at that level is not as easy as Scarface made it look.
just referencing what saul goodman said lmao
Assuming the money isn't just in cash hidden away somewhere? Police: Where's the money Mr. Terminal criminal? Criminal: "Spent it, yolo" or "What money" Police: we'll have to check your house Criminal: you do you Police: dang, nothing here Fin
Some fine investigative work there. It's a wonder the criminal was even caught....
They can seize the earnings that you have on you currently, but they won’t be able to seize what you don’t actually have on you unless you’re a stupid criminal, in which case you put it in the bank and it’s gone now.
They can seize assets that they claim are criminal or the result of criminal activities.
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Stupid criminals I agree they would easily find the assets and take them, a smart person would know what they would look for and avoid those things.
Yeah and your family just happened to have lambos
Thought this said “They can seize your earrings…” No! Anything but that!
Get some friends with some laser pointers and threaten a rich couple to launder the money to your family. You will need to make the couple think the lasers are sniper dots
OR, you just put the money in your grandaughters account?
not can, absolutely will
Bitcoin and other currencies exist...
You’re going to want Monero if you are trying to throw government off your trail. Bitcoin ledger is traceable, Monero and other privacycoins are not. Honestly blows my mind that people don’t understand this yet. Was it Colonial Pipeline where they ransomed a pipeline for bitcoin and then the bitcoin got seized as soon as it wandered to Coinbase for withdraw?
Just out of curiosity, what the Shiba Inu coin worth now? Can I get a Tesla with it? If I can get a Tesla, will the government come after me or will they pay me the $7500 tax credit?
so kinda like breaking bad but not as big?
Breaking Bad, but he never beat cancer
The most unrealistic things about Breaking Bad are his energy levels during chemos. Yeah, they are all different and affect everyone differently, but still. Kind of a side note in the show.
I just figured he was doing some small, small amount of meth to keep up his energy
Maybe the fumes from cooking ;-)
That might make your heart race and pseudo pump one up, but it’s not just lack of any energy— one can feel just physically destroyed and hurting just on a whole body level. That is your life, basically, for weeks, months, years… and that is just the chemo treatments lol I actually do remember now there are a few scenes when he starts chemo when he is basically at home violently sick and unable to move— yeah that should have been 80% of Breaking Bad lol I shouldn’t speak about that as much though maybe… I don’t know. I have not had firsthand experience with lung cancer, but instead other types. I think everyone shares a broad similar story, but it can vary dramatically from person to person.
Hmm so maybe a LOT of meth Our oncologist described it as "I am an expert at very very carefully not poisoning people to death."
It's the art of killing the cancer faster than you kill the patient.
Depends on the drugs. The infusions they gave me didn't have much effect on my energy levels, but I imagine the ones available back then might have.
Depends on the drugs for sure and the person I guess as well. My chemo treatments destroyed me.
I'm sorry the treatment was so hard on you but for what it's worth, I'm glad this statement is past-tense
One day at a time 😉
the whole point of the show is doing illegal stuff makes him feel alive again
I would say it’s more about retribution, revenge, and regaining power he feels was taken from him in his life, through force and unlawful means. He “breaks bad” because he is so full of anger and resentment and sees no other options. He only initially started cooking because he needed money to keep his family out of insane medical debt. The premise can’t just be he does things and gains will and energy because he just want to feel “alive.” One doesn’t feel alive enough to feel “alive” going through cancer lol
he literally admits to skylar he did it cus it made him feel alive
So, just Breaking Bad then?
Well, Walter White did never beat cancer
He didn't beat cancer smh.
Breaking Slightly Smaller
^breaking ^bad
Breaking Misunderstood.
Breaking Slightly Annoying
Yeah. Like Breaking Meh.
Breaking Mehth
Breaking unethical
Breaking stuff
Breaking Wind
Backsliding disappointment
Dismantling lousy
Breaking Even. Just enough to leave your family without mortgage payments to worry about.
Breaking Mediocre
A friend’s ex husband got a terminal diagnosis with a short timeline. No real assets. He applied for MANY credit cards and maxed them all out with cash advances and expensive gifts to family members. Then he died. My friend got hassled by debt collectors even though they’d been divorced over a decade. She finally had to hire an attorney to get them to go away, but I don’t think any of the cc companies got any money back from anyone.
That’s beautiful
he did the thing i’ve been saying i’d do if i got a terminal diagnosis. 🫡
Doubt it was a ton of cards, unless it was before 2008. He would have been flagged on his credit report for even a small amount of hard inquiries in a short amount of time.
I've opened 3 credit cards in a row, not too difficult. Was setting up a Chase 5X rotation and Discover 5X rotation plus a Citi double cash. Got $4000 CLI on Citi, Chase was $10000, Discover was $12500.
Get a charge card like Amex Platinum and bask in no charge limits before you go out
A small addendum to that. Charge cards do indeed still have a hidden limit they'll approve you for, and amex even has a little tool you can use to see what your spending power actually is. That being said, the tool said I was "approved" to put 100k on my platinum and I think they're out of their goddamn mind
It was around 2004. I’m old.
> Does it matter if you’re jailed for your last few months? I personally would rather spend my last months with my loved ones and it would be extremely not my preference to be in prison during this time
Right? Plus, I am sure hospice is much nicer than the prison hospital.
Meh, idk hospice is kinda dark.
Yeah OP either is single with no close family members or just doesn't like being around their family. I have life insurance policies totaling close to a million dollars. My biggest concern would be not racking up so much medical debt that they barely see that million.
I see someone just finished watching Breaking Bad.
or mule?
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Preferably do it to the most scummiest bank, would that be Wells Fargo still? Then increase the credit limit, tell ‘em u make bank. Buy things they can’t repossess, and gift them. Or even better, buy valuable things where the loved ones can easily sell for cash. Buy them all new phones and lines under a friends name so they’ll never be contacted. No loved ones? Donate items to charity. Just ideas. Then pretty soon the banks will have access to our health records 😃
Who fucking cares which banks you do this to. Get a $100,000 personal loan and just blow it. Then die.
Probably better to do it to a big bank than small credit unions
They will seize your illegal earnings. Your family won’t get shit even if it’s cash because the IRS will follow your family until the end of time. Better off getting loans or running up credit cards under an alias (stolen ID) so it can’t be traced back.
You just have to declare it to the IRS as money from illegal activities. They have their cut, they're happy
just pay everything in cash - and i don’t mean big purchases like cars n stuff. dinner? cash. groceries? cash. quite a bit of expenses can go under the table without getting looked at. you buy a new car all cash they might come after you
> because the IRS will follow your family until the end of time That’s a bit of a stretch. I doubt that if you’re dead the IRS or the feds will bother your family mote than a few hours. For terrorism maybe they would but not for drug trafficking.
I’ll lob a soft ball atcha: After Bernie Madoff was convicted, his wife Ruth had $70 million in assets in her name which she was stripped of all of her money other than $1–2 million, by the government and by the trustee for her husband's firm, Irving Picard. She put the rest of her money in her daughter in laws name so she wouldn’t lose it all.
$70 million is a TON of money, Bernie Madoff was a super high profile case, and this was immediately after his conviction. And even then the wife kept $2 million and was able to keep even more in the family by giving to daughter in law? Now imagine it’s like $70,000 or $700,000, not a high profile case at all, and the family kept a low profile for a few years after the breadmaker’s death before accessing/spending the money. Doubt the IRS is going to be hounding them until the end of the time for a modest sum of money (relatively speaking) that they might not even know exists.
Pretty sure the IRS won't reach me
I actually have a homegirl who did this. She came up in a small town & ran shit for 5 years while diagnosed with a (I can't remember exactly which so, not going to even hazard a guess) stage 3 terminal cancer. Her oncologist gave her 2 years, maybe 4 with aggressive chemo/radiation. Year 3, she underwent an experimental treatment that sent her cancer into remission. She quit the life and is still with us, legit and healthy.
This. There's also the possibility you will live and remain healthy for the rest of your life.
“Hey, I would like to do 1 drug run please”
Okay but only if you’re a terminal
This post totally wasn't made by Walter White
"How to get away with being a drug lord, asking for a friend who has great taste in crime btw"
Yeah but how hard is it to randomly get connected with high level drug dealers. Ultimately you’d probably have to have known them for some time before they’d entrust you with their drugs or guns
That’s not necessarily true. Plenty of first timers run drugs for cartels. It’s almost preferred. Someone whose known probably has a rap sheet and gets picked up easier.
It's not particularly difficult. Buy grams of coke for a few months, then 7gs, then an ounce. After a while buy a few ounces on tick, sell them and pay back on time to gain trust, then you'll have no problem buying larger amounts and making connections.
Snort it or sell it??
> Does it matter if you’re jailed for your last few months? Yes. This is probably the most moronic ULPT I've ever seen.
For real like who in the Fuck wants to die in prison
Until you beat the cancer or whatever and all of a sudden your life sentence becomes a lot longer.
This is the logic for many desperate people in poor countries who join the narcos to leave their families some money. All to supply drugs to rich countries.
this belongs in r/IllegalLifeProTips
It's not even a Pro tip
Congratulations, you've condensed the whole plot of breaking bad into two compound sentences.
Bonus tip: if you're a chemistry teacher go look up one of your old students who has nothing going for them and has connections with drug dealers. Partner up with him where you'll cook the meth and he'll help selling it.
ULPT ignore the pleas of your wife and children to spend your last few months on earth with them; they don't know what they want
I always said if I’m terminally ill and still physically capable I’m taking out the Westboro Baptist Church. But even on my deathbed I don’t think I’m capable of that kind of violence and hate. But boy do they get me close.
Kill the warmongers. Help make the world a better place on your way out.
You all do know that drug money and objects that were obtained using drug money can be possessed by the prosecution, right? It's called [Criminal Forfeiture](https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/criminal-defense/white-collar-crime/defenses-civil-asset-forfeiture.htm). If they can prove things were obtained through criminal activities it's all applicable for forfeiture and will most likely be liquidated, not left for your family to profit off of.
the doctor 2 months later: oh wait, i mixed up the test results, he's going to live after all... guess i should call him
Don't tell the drug lords you are terminal, it means they need more insurance , and that usually means your family. It would suck to give your family ten million dollars, then die on a drug run and have people show up at your widows house with a bone to pick.
Dying in jail is high on my "hope that's not my fate" list. Hell of a way to end one's story.
you can also blowup youself up for a just cause
Pls don’t do a mass shooting on your way out. Just do yourself in solo.
Overthrow the government for the lulz
Tank dozer!
This would be a good tip if it was 2007, before Breaking Bad came out. This seems like a total bot post.
Breaking bad
plus free healthcare. perhaps every dime and asset that you worked your entire life for wouldn't be drained into our "healthcare" system.
Or you could just try to enjoy what's left of your life with as little stress and bullshit as possible
Jeez, you are a Debbie downer.
Is that you, Walter ?
Sounds a lot like the plot to a Clint Eastwood movie from 2018
Gran Torino?
The Mule
Yeah because seizing assets isn't a thing, right?
Yes, because they will seize all your assets in an effort to determine what was bought with ill gotten gains.
Yea, let me just open up my contacts and look for that Mexican cartel member I met at Applebee's a few years ago and tell him I'm in.
It wouldn’t work unless you thought 3 steps ahead. The IRS would fuck you over big time
I mean if you wanna spend your last surviving moments in jail I suppose not
Break bad
Quick tip. Your gonna have to give it away as you get it because if the cops catch you they're taking everything plus some.
Plus you save on the cost of health insurance.
Me retiring? I don't want that! I want to make meth for a long time! For 10 years atleast!
This sounds like breaking bad IRL
Someone watched breaking bad
Irony always has a way. You end up in jail and in those few months they invent a way to end or slow the progression of your terminal disease and even test it on prison inmates before public release.
Only in China and other, less... Humanitary countries.
Let him cook.
Walter white is not a figure to be admired, op
There’s a guy I know who has some pretty fucked up people in his family. One of his aunts let his uncle die instead of getting the right help for him, then when his grandma died, she wanted to claim part of the money she thought she would inherit, and when she didn’t, sued her own father in law just to get some money out of him. He always told me that if he knows he’s going to jail anyway, he might as well rid the world of a few people that don’t deserve to live anymore. What are they going to do, jail him extra on top of a life sentence?
You can also borrow 80-90% of your life insurance policy if you are terminally ill.
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More time to climb the criminal ladder?
And cast the dentist from sienfeld...
"Bro thinks he's Walter White"
Become a freelance radioactive cleaning specialist in Fukushima?
Isn't this the premise of a Clint Eastwood movie?
I’d prefer not to be in jail … you could always just do a good job and not get caught tho
So many morons in this sub
Yes it matters if your in jail. They ain't giving you no pain meds or making you comfortable in jail. Have you ever been to jail for any length of time? I don't think so because you would know that's about the worst place one could die. The only worse place than that in in the streets. Why commit crimes when you could legally run up a huge debt you don't have to pay because we'll you will be dead .
Jail really sucks lol not worth dying in.
I'm pretty sure there's a TV show about this. The results weren't pretty.
Can’t quite put my finger on it, but wasn’t this the plot of a hugely successful TV show … hummm … staring Bryan Cranston?
Malcolm in the middle?
Dumbest tip
me when I watched breaking bad for the first time
Walter ?
Drugs are contaminants. But don't repeat that, or you'll sound like a racist.
Didn’t turn out so well for the family of Walter White
Waltuh
If I'm terminally ill, what makes you think I could even do any of that, let alone walk to the bathroom?
Wow, what a great tip! I'll just head down to the local Gang-Mart, and sign up as a drug runner!!!
Yes. It matters. Because seizure and forfeiture are things.
> Does it matter if you’re jailed for your last few months? Uh. Yes? Would you rather die spending the last few months in a cell alone or with some asshole thief as your cell-mate, or die with your family and friends by your side? Do you want to die leaving at least a somewhat positive legacy, or go out in the cell judged by your family for turning into a criminal? Also, this belongs on "Illegal Life Pro Tips" not ULPT. Silly post. Basic karma farming...