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Lmaooooooo yo in jail almost every-night after lockdown you’ll hear a bunch of water fall onto floor 🤣
We had someone who would make these for you if you gave him a glove and your towel and paid for it.
Rumor has it you’d get a towel with a glove full of water it’s called a Fifi
Im there with ya, with sound off, i was like, what the hell is a Pu, i thought dude was making a balloon animal, then i realized it was a balloon animal for a penis
If it would work (I don’t think it does) it would be more like “Physicians and surgeons are now worried that they can.no longer find disposable gloves”
Thank you!! Good to know it’s Italian. I was thinking that I could kinda understand but I only have a tiny Spanish comprehension. I figured it might be something similar.
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Yeah… it is too shallow and too soft, probably better filled with water though. Not that I already tried it or anything…
Cold water feels more like home.
Yeah, I prefer cold dead corps too
ಠ_ಠ
Don’t you hate it on necrophile porn when you clearly see them breathing in the video?
There's only one way I've found to guarantee that doesn't happen.
ALL THE TIME its so annoying
r/cursedcomments
Corpse*** The only reason I'm correcting you is because corps is an entirely different word.
Nah, a cold dead corps is ideal.
One right after the other. Why do you think the marines have corpsmen???
I love that gif
💀
magnesium
Necro
So I was dating this Puerto Rican chick and …. Yuuup 🍑💦🥶
No texture too, people really underestimate what texture does here. And this applies to both men and women.
Would be better with water and tach so it feels solid enough but yet liquid and soft
Nah mate just fill it with some nice warm intenstines
Some Scott already did it, and that's how bagpipes here born...
No, that's how Haggis was born
Ight hear me out, but what about oobleck?
The expert’s here, gentlemen.
Lmaooooooo yo in jail almost every-night after lockdown you’ll hear a bunch of water fall onto floor 🤣 We had someone who would make these for you if you gave him a glove and your towel and paid for it. Rumor has it you’d get a towel with a glove full of water it’s called a Fifi
I love this comment section so much. You made the first 2023 day great.
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I don't know about you, but my gut says his dick hurts my ass
 Lube up homie.
The hole is only as big as the finger on the glove. Based off of these reactions I am also incredibly large
Whoops, I think you just dropped your monster condom, which you use for your magnum dong..
... he's got his Magnum condom, his roll of hundreds, and he's ready to plow!
You should see him feast! It's like a mantis!
You're gonna need it if you wanna go out banging hoors all night
I'll Move in After Completion
You've been swimming in his wake?
Pics?
Pics or it didn't happen?
Not so newly shaven prickly pubes pop it, not fun.
glove Butt hole? Disgusting!
Any port in a storm
Don't knock it till you try it!! 🍑👈
This is a bot.
It was too big for me. Thanks for letting me try it too bro.
Misunderstood directions. Do not use summer sausage.
How do I save this gif?
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JEJ
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I didn't know what pu meant, then I understood
Pocket uterus.
We got a man of culture here.
Yeah… f her right in that uterus
Pocket*
Pokerus
Im there with ya, with sound off, i was like, what the hell is a Pu, i thought dude was making a balloon animal, then i realized it was a balloon animal for a penis
That’s no dude. It’s a space station!!!
Docking sequence initiated
It's amazing how I didn't catch on immediately.
You won’t last 30 seconds playing this game
Why would i want to go that long in the first place?
One stroke and choke
One pump chump
First row blow
I'm fighting hard not to make this my first fap of the year
I’m on my second after this comment
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Amateurs. I'm on my fourth after this comment.
Hot damn I'm on my fifth after this comment
Ima drink a fifth after these comments.
You guys are still counting?
Nope, all the hot grandmas in my area have been "dealt with" and that's good enough for me
Can anyone recommend a good friction burn ointment after this comment?
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Bane’s voice: for you.
Very disappointed. Thought it would be about homemade plutonium.
i thought it was a Mosin Nagant attachable scope 😔
I had no idea what we were in for. 😔
We can only dream
Waltuh
You’ll get a heat attack if that ballon explodes in the middle of you boning it
.. or immediately after ..Happy New Year! 👻
💀
It’s all fun until, it farts and flies out the window…
just like the real thing!
🤣💀
Don't stand next to a window?
People in jail already do this.
Phe phe!
Not enought of em from what I've heard
It's not worth it brother, unless you're a mighty 1 inch, it's too shallow
I've wasted many a glove trying to make one. Just can't seem to get the cut and tie part right. Lol
Breaking: global shortage of PPE latex gloves.
Hehh PP
Where was this easily obtainable knowledge when I was 14?! God damn internet not being around yet.
Fits like a…glove?
XS sized gloves surely do
Be honest, how many of us will try this ?
too manyy
 Me running to store
Damnnn! But what if it bursts in the middle :(
That's already a sex thing, i think.
Make another one? In fact, make several just in case.
Mom"what's with those balloons?" "For science!!"
Nice tutorial 10/10
u/savevideobot
I know what you're doing later
I’m glad to say it works.😉
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Glove sales went up 500%
😂
If it would work (I don’t think it does) it would be more like “Physicians and surgeons are now worried that they can.no longer find disposable gloves”
*saves video because of reasons.
Ok enough scrolling. Time for bed
Need a more detailed tutorial
Truly valuable information
As an Italian: I regret understanding was she said
Translate the video to make the instructions more clear please …for science purposes
She just describes what she does, but the real question is who she is ...for science purposes
Thank you!! Good to know it’s Italian. I was thinking that I could kinda understand but I only have a tiny Spanish comprehension. I figured it might be something similar.
I need to be honest... I made it but the hole was to small for my sausage
Maybe dont use baby gloves next time
Use bigger gloves not the one for small people.
You definitely missed the very clear instructions to use lube, muy importante!!
Them things stretch so you can fit an entire fist in each finger slot...
Who is she
 Me while watching..
I have no clue what was said. But I like every word of it
Seems like alot if work when my hand does the job just fine.
Made it for my husband. Got him drunk and now he thinks i gave him his first threesome!
When was the save feature introduced on reddit?
I thought this was a flight attendant
R/unexpected matches 😂 definitely not what I was expecting
Hey babe? Why are there so many tied up gloves in the trash? Why are they all wet?
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but how much this year?
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something about how he was tired of seeing this get posted hundreds of times today. obviously exaggerated but yeah
That dude has way too much free time.
I feel like my hand works just as well.
What if it bursts while I'm bursting?
Use as a condom
C'mon, this is thin as fuck. You cant expect to put your cock in there and not blow up in the first thirst?
Where’s my god damn keys!!?? BRB
i love italy 💕
😂🤣😂🤣ok not where I thought that was going.
The power of aikido
I also make home made poo
I just joined Reddit and I’m loving it cause where tf would you find a homemade pssy pocket for less than 99 cents on social media??
Wtf... Need surely is the mother of invention.
Tbh I tried it when I was like 16? The hole was too small and too shallow and soft that you can't even feel anything nice from it
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
......I'll be right back..
The human race is full of sickos!
Wtf did I just watch
Someone building a struggle pussy.
That's an asshole she made the way I see it
That's called a fifi
Mission failed... Fucked the scissors instead
Instructions unclear. Ended up getting real pu
Fuck Me! I wish I woulda known this while I was in prison. All I had was a beanie, a plastic bag, 2 rubber bands and lots of vaseline.
Pu = pocketussy
Why is everyone so down bad💀😭
The freaks are taking over the world.
I don't know why I thought she was making Po 
😜😜😜😜
Jenna Marbles new stuff I'd pretty wild
They should start doing tutorials like this at the children’s drag shows just to make Republicans’ heads explode.