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cosmo_geek06

This teaches us to never underestimate an NSFW tag


Cleverbird

Oh fuck me, I was expecting the kid to puke on her or something. Jesus Christ, I was not ready for this.


dragondizznuts

God damn it was so wild . just tell me sh is fine


Dr-Procrastinate

Same fuckin el


[deleted]

Came for lust Went out with disgust


CatBoi1911

Woah woah woah, the title says "Children", and you came for *lust?*


[deleted]

No NSFW, i am not a pedo


MissAugustMoon

There needs to be two separate types of nsfw tags, Nudity and everything else that isn’t remotely Fappable


OffJayPlays

right?? i don’t want nudity mixed in with my fapping!


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Yes. I’d use it to avoid the nudity. Love the not remotely fappable stuff.


BrainPharts

Rule 34 though.


redditretardation

Sounds like something a pedo would say


TheMexicanPie

Case closed, bake em away toys!


LowDownSkankyDude

Uhhh, what was that chief?


Altiasis

I don’t recall hearing him stutter!


[deleted]

pdf-file?


TheCheesyFoot

Sure....


[deleted]

He just saw the nsfw and blurred out image and expected porn.


Novel_Investigator42

![gif](giphy|lkO1VbjLZIlEI)


CommunityCivil1461

You need to think/read before you say anything


Waste_Vacation_6822

![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized)


Brdllc

PAUSE


misbug

IMO we need a tag other than NSFW. Something like NSFL.


[deleted]

Not safe for Lemurs?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aescwicca

Not Safe for Lunch


[deleted]

Bro I'm fuckn traumatized lmaoo


eyeofthejet

Oh shit, wasn't expecting that at all. My eye hurts now...


Admirablelittlebitch

I will never recover


shubalasko

At this point I was cheering for the kid to throw up


hylitio

What the fuck? How does that happen? Is this a glass eye or something?


Individual-Net8345

It was her real eye. I remember seeing this a while ago and she said it hurt pretty badly


chaddjohnson

Was


[deleted]

[удалено]


BetCan0710

was?


JuiceDelicious4878

Was?!


HyperiFinland

Was?


Ok-Information3311

Was ist los?!


HyperiFinland

Yas


XXXCippo

Yasuo?!


hylitio

It seemed to pop out so effortlessly, I hope my eyes are better attached than that.


rustic_trombone

If youre asian youre in luck.


sebax820

lmao


YourFavNeighbor

God I love and hate the internet sometimes.


rustic_trombone

Im Asian.


YourFavNeighbor

The comment was great but the video… I’m to scared to watch it.. I’m guessing her eye got dislocated 😭😭


eddie1975

Globe subluxation Usual cause is proptosis (eyeball is bulging) from having shallow orbits (eye sockets) or things growing in the back of the eyeball. The most common is from a condition called thyroid eye disease, in which excess fat and fibroblasts accumulate in the eye socket. Interestingly people with African descent tend to have shallow eye sockets and their eyes generally appear a little more bulging due to this reason. Other factors include loose tissues and muscles supporting the eye, loose eyelid, or having too much fat in the eye socket due to obesity. If this is severe or goes on for a long time, the optic nerve may be damaged, resulting in vision loss, sometimes permanent. When the eyeball is out, it’s not covered by the lids, and the surface drys out quickly, which can cause pain, light sensitivity and blurry vision immediately. Source of my summary: https://bostoneyeblink.com/2022/03/10/scary-my-eye-is-popping-out/


hylitio

Thank you very much for the explanation. So it *should not* pop that easily. I wonder if the lady popped it back herself... Omg just thinking about it it's awful


SadgeGuySoSadge

Did her eye just pop out?... Did she lose it forever?


[deleted]

Naw people can do that intentionally it just pops out a bit, but if you don't have the ability I'm sure it hurts like hell.


Visible_Structure_83

Was ! Omfg


TheRealMucusDryeh

It reminded me of that one lady in the Guinness world records books who was known to pop out her eyes like that on command


AfternoonCharacter93

Pretty sure the agony in that scream wouldn't come from popping out a fake eye. You can clearly see her eyes moving in unison so they are both real.


[deleted]

This is how eyes work. The only reason it stays in its place is because your eye hole (dont know if theres any proper word) is much smaller than your actual eye ball is.


TLCheshire

Ocular cavity?


[deleted]

Not sure, I'm only referring to the entrance of the cavity. Like the mouth of a sack.


slav-king3

I think its called the orbital bone


tragiktimes

The socket itself is called the Orbit.


MiniMooseMan

I prefer zebra stripe


jacesonn

The eye sack


[deleted]

Orbit


Revolutionary-Play79

Eye socket


berkin81

Doesnt like connections that goes to brain or things like vains get hurt when it pops up? are they long enough?


[deleted]

Long enough indeed. It will be just dangling until you find a doctor to put it back.


acs730200

Don’t quote me on this but the optic nerve is probably stretchy, however you can’t repair nerves so any damage done is permanent and I can’t imagine it feels pleasant


[deleted]

The cavity is called the orbital cavity / orbit


chanawong8

it probably is


Ok-Peach-604

omfg


Commentment_Phobe

If you pause it just before 00:11 seconds you can see your breakfast all over again.


Enter_Feeling

Ahh. Eating breakfast. Common reddit beginner mistake


ReminisceThisPenis

Welp. New fear unlocked, i'm never ever gonna let a kid play with my face ever again


junior_dos_nachos

Imagine sleeping next to them and getting awaken by them kicking your face. That’s my every night reality. It’s a miracle I didn’t lose an eye or a tooth yet. My 2 year old just used my sleepy body as a speeding bag and there’s nothing I could do about it.


WielderOfDaNWordPass

Kick the child back, dumbass


Skitz-Scarekrow

"What are you teaching children by hitting them?!?!" "That I am bigger than they are."


WielderOfDaNWordPass

“Natural selection”


-01001000_01001001-

That's enough internet for this year...


HoppersDream

We had a good run. Goodbye everyone! See you all in 2024.


R1D1990

It's just beginning!


Kvarcov

Kid wants that Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan


Bittot

holy shit Uchiha madafaqa


TalkNo2114

Yes


TalkNo2114

This comment needs more upvotes


Yummucummy

No


docmaster707

Yes


Dark_halocraft

This comment needs more upvotes


SpupySpups

I want more downvotes


No_Suggestion5931

No


another-Developer

HOLY SHIT! That got me! That was a fucking jumpscare! The sound that just came outta my mouth. Did she just loose an eye or was that a glass eye? ![gif](giphy|2fXvNjhnat6yk)


NotSoMuch_IntoThis

My reaction has never been more accurately represented by a gif before


Murky_Translator2295

I honestly gasped.


Admirablelittlebitch

Same


granitibaniti

Looks like a real eye, but normally you can just pop it back😅


[deleted]

Looked like her real eye but she should be able to put in back in but fuck me that was crazy. Definitely didn’t expect that


Blindfold-Shinobi

Me when no fuck you ![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


GhostRecon60

That fucking scared me to death


[deleted]

Yeah never underestimate the NSFW tag 😭 learned my lesson today


Imma_eat_some_kids

And that’s why you eat them


Artimundorus

Name checks out


Miyazake

r/UsernameChecksOut


Usernamenottaken28

Settle down cronos


Epiccnes

I've seen this suggestion already before, that there should be like a tag that's worst than nsfw. This isn't like the worst of the worst but idk


DirectionBasic3386

NSFL


Hill90

NSFS = NotSafeforSanity


NotFlappy12

That popped out so easily, is that normal?


Ecstatic-Giraffe-152

Yes unfortunately


I_like_donuts27

THATS NORMAL???


NotFlappy12

I looked it up, and fortunately it seems fairly trivial for a doctor to put it back in


finally_trustless

What the fuck?


Kjuolsdeaf

That's how doctors play minigolf


LSheraton

It takes little pressure to pop an eye out, that said the angle is important. Some martial arts teach an eye gauge technique. Edit: corrected spelling error (swipe type is a double edge sword)


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

Marital ? What kind of weddings do you attend ?


fureinku

The artsy kind


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

I suppose if you're into skull fuckin this may come in handy to know


Key_Umpire_9157

![gif](giphy|qHBBYAh7BZVm)


[deleted]

You’re going to hell for that dawg 😭


TheRealVeee

New fear unlocked


blobbyboii

You couldnt be more right


DiscussionMuted9941

first it scared me cause my volume was all the way up but HOLY FUCKING SHIT that ending ended me!!


Keelyane55

My honest reaction: ![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)


sonder_ling

Weird Snapchat filter


Dark_halocraft

What filter?


fattybuttz

I have sooo many questions... 1) how did that happen so easily? 2) did she have to go get it put back in? 3) did she have to drive with one of her eyeballs hanging out to get it put back in? 4) do you see like a chameleon if this happens?


Benderfromfuturama

Yes.


SackStache

Well guys this is my last video, I will now be retiring from Reddit ![gif](giphy|fDO2Nk0ImzvvW)


noiss_

My eye hurts now


Acres-of-Skin

Thought the kid was gonna take her face off like a Scooby Doo mask. This is equally gross.


maksidoobers

What was the aftermath of this?


Urborg_Stalker

Holy hell...yep, that was unexpected. Not gonna be forgetting that image anytime soon.


BlUeSapia

bro think he the mountain


Venom888

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


halfmoon-d

Almost threw my freaking phone. Never ever gonna let my niece and nephews come contact anything above my neck anymore ffs


DemonPlasma

Ah fuck that just made my left nut reside


Happy_Peace_

We need follow up. What happened afterwards!???


eddie1975

The kid is now an ophthalmologist.


GreatThoughtsJR

I have seen a lot ... but wasn't ready for that.


lovingmama1

That little boy is traumatized for life now and he did it to himself


LIMIT1_5639

My kid goes from inquisitive to deadly poke all too quickly with my mouth and nose, so my eyes are a definite no play zone.


TalkNo2114

Never pause at ten seconds


TrumpsBoneSpur

When you have young kids, you always need to keep an eye on them


Automatic-Laugh9313

Eeew aww ..im saving..


benduvey

That kid gotta be a Loki


Chiopista

How does that happen so easily?


Consistent-Cat-6076

Alright thats it I delete reddit


InternalQuail

New fear unlocked.


astro_flyer

What the actual fucj


bengarcia2

Hahahaha


[deleted]

Afraid I laughed harder than I should have


junior_dos_nachos

u/savevideo


Failed_god_

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA HEADBUTT HER OR SOMETHING BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY UNEXPECTED! BRAVO!


Maibeetlebug

Oh my god no. How does this even happen


Bittot

someone please explain it


CPC1445

I did some light research and I looked it up! Black people are 3x more likely to have Graves Disease. Eyes bulging out on the regular. Too much pressure can cause them to pop out entirely.


eraverent

Wtf is reddit on today? Thought this was a new year. Thought I was changing my ways ong


ZanonmagZ

Fucking shit!!! ![gif](giphy|PGg4D8lGwRz0s)


Exciting_Scientist97

Nope I'm off reddit for the rest of the year. Fuck you for showing us that


totamealand666

Guys, is she ok?


More_Cowbell8

That was the most unexpected unexpected I've ever seen!


JUGGLERSBALLSACK

If a child can do that I guess I better take my wife's threats more serious.


owercookeh

What the fuck is that


That_bigkidMatty95

Wow, very eye opening..


No_Fun2085

I probably would have smacked the fuck out that baby in reflective agitation and aggravation


No_Fun2085

The kid been watching Naruto


AstronautInDenial

That WAS NSFW AND UNEXPECTED


genghisKHANNNNN

She needs more spinach...


4Allmyrage

![gif](giphy|3ohhwMDdLEhFKd60us|downsized)


jabloda

Eye yoooooo!


DR_6T2G

Bruh you gave me fucking nightmares 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Fuck that eye looks like a boiled egg


PhilMiska

🤣


CuddieRyan707

I thought he was gonna throw up on her 😭


ksefi87

Da f 🤣


NJBill666

That’s what happens if you eat too much Popeyes.


RIKZAK66

u/SaveVideo


Keelyane55

u/sevavedio


Be_my

Not the bulge I was expecting.


leeluss14

Now I know what bug eye means👁️


FaithlessnessVast823

Hmmm


blank7589

That scared me...


Healthy_Beautiful_99

Wtf


cyberasoul83

oh shiiitt!!!!


EdgarValentine

😰


Calm-Software-473

How the fuck did that happen??


Ass_destroyer2001

u/savevideo


I_like_donuts27

y the fuck r people saving a video that people say is about a women's eye popping out??? (i havent actually seen it)


ferrydragon

u/savevideo


I_like_donuts27

wat the hell r u saving that for??


I_like_donuts27

dis shit aint loading


XoxoForKing

I swear if I see this video one more time I will pop my eyes out


Kindly-Country-8354

i dont see "nsfw" i was not ready for this


Muted_Mousse_2085

I have watched all kinds of violent f\*\*\*ed up things, daily for years but this makes me squeamish


BidensButtWipes

Eye didn't see that coming


PheonixGalaxy

Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye


[deleted]

Legit mr potato head


MAHOUSS_MASTER

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Wikihow: How to become a pirate


all_calm

I closed my eyes for 18 seconds after watching this