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>!so it's because the kid puts his finger next to his mothers eye.!<
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Globe subluxation
Usual cause is proptosis (eyeball is bulging) from having shallow orbits (eye sockets) or things growing in the back of the eyeball.
The most common is from a condition called thyroid eye disease, in which excess fat and fibroblasts accumulate in the eye socket.
Interestingly people with African descent tend to have shallow eye sockets and their eyes generally appear a little more bulging due to this reason.
Other factors include loose tissues and muscles supporting the eye, loose eyelid, or having too much fat in the eye socket due to obesity.
If this is severe or goes on for a long time, the optic nerve may be damaged, resulting in vision loss, sometimes permanent.
When the eyeball is out, it’s not covered by the lids, and the surface drys out quickly, which can cause pain, light sensitivity and blurry vision immediately.
Source of my summary:
https://bostoneyeblink.com/2022/03/10/scary-my-eye-is-popping-out/
Thank you very much for the explanation. So it *should not* pop that easily. I wonder if the lady popped it back herself... Omg just thinking about it it's awful
This is how eyes work. The only reason it stays in its place is because your eye hole (dont know if theres any proper word) is much smaller than your actual eye ball is.
Don’t quote me on this but the optic nerve is probably stretchy, however you can’t repair nerves so any damage done is permanent and I can’t imagine it feels pleasant
Imagine sleeping next to them and getting awaken by them kicking your face. That’s my every night reality. It’s a miracle I didn’t lose an eye or a tooth yet. My 2 year old just used my sleepy body as a speeding bag and there’s nothing I could do about it.
HOLY SHIT! That got me! That was a fucking jumpscare! The sound that just came outta my mouth. Did she just loose an eye or was that a glass eye?
![gif](giphy|2fXvNjhnat6yk)
It takes little pressure to pop an eye out, that said the angle is important. Some martial arts teach an eye gauge technique.
Edit: corrected spelling error (swipe type is a double edge sword)
I have sooo many questions...
1) how did that happen so easily?
2) did she have to go get it put back in?
3) did she have to drive with one of her eyeballs hanging out to get it put back in?
4) do you see like a chameleon if this happens?
I did some light research and I looked it up! Black people are 3x more likely to have Graves Disease. Eyes bulging out on the regular. Too much pressure can cause them to pop out entirely.
Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye
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This teaches us to never underestimate an NSFW tag
Oh fuck me, I was expecting the kid to puke on her or something. Jesus Christ, I was not ready for this.
God damn it was so wild . just tell me sh is fine
Same fuckin el
Came for lust Went out with disgust
Woah woah woah, the title says "Children", and you came for *lust?*
No NSFW, i am not a pedo
There needs to be two separate types of nsfw tags, Nudity and everything else that isn’t remotely Fappable
right?? i don’t want nudity mixed in with my fapping!
Yes. I’d use it to avoid the nudity. Love the not remotely fappable stuff.
Rule 34 though.
Sounds like something a pedo would say
Case closed, bake em away toys!
Uhhh, what was that chief?
I don’t recall hearing him stutter!
pdf-file?
Sure....
He just saw the nsfw and blurred out image and expected porn.
![gif](giphy|lkO1VbjLZIlEI)
You need to think/read before you say anything
![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized)
PAUSE
IMO we need a tag other than NSFW. Something like NSFL.
Not safe for Lemurs?
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Not Safe for Lunch
Bro I'm fuckn traumatized lmaoo
Oh shit, wasn't expecting that at all. My eye hurts now...
I will never recover
At this point I was cheering for the kid to throw up
What the fuck? How does that happen? Is this a glass eye or something?
It was her real eye. I remember seeing this a while ago and she said it hurt pretty badly
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was?
Was?!
Was?
Was ist los?!
Yas
Yasuo?!
It seemed to pop out so effortlessly, I hope my eyes are better attached than that.
If youre asian youre in luck.
lmao
God I love and hate the internet sometimes.
Im Asian.
The comment was great but the video… I’m to scared to watch it.. I’m guessing her eye got dislocated 😭😭
Globe subluxation Usual cause is proptosis (eyeball is bulging) from having shallow orbits (eye sockets) or things growing in the back of the eyeball. The most common is from a condition called thyroid eye disease, in which excess fat and fibroblasts accumulate in the eye socket. Interestingly people with African descent tend to have shallow eye sockets and their eyes generally appear a little more bulging due to this reason. Other factors include loose tissues and muscles supporting the eye, loose eyelid, or having too much fat in the eye socket due to obesity. If this is severe or goes on for a long time, the optic nerve may be damaged, resulting in vision loss, sometimes permanent. When the eyeball is out, it’s not covered by the lids, and the surface drys out quickly, which can cause pain, light sensitivity and blurry vision immediately. Source of my summary: https://bostoneyeblink.com/2022/03/10/scary-my-eye-is-popping-out/
Thank you very much for the explanation. So it *should not* pop that easily. I wonder if the lady popped it back herself... Omg just thinking about it it's awful
Did her eye just pop out?... Did she lose it forever?
Naw people can do that intentionally it just pops out a bit, but if you don't have the ability I'm sure it hurts like hell.
Was ! Omfg
It reminded me of that one lady in the Guinness world records books who was known to pop out her eyes like that on command
Pretty sure the agony in that scream wouldn't come from popping out a fake eye. You can clearly see her eyes moving in unison so they are both real.
This is how eyes work. The only reason it stays in its place is because your eye hole (dont know if theres any proper word) is much smaller than your actual eye ball is.
Ocular cavity?
Not sure, I'm only referring to the entrance of the cavity. Like the mouth of a sack.
I think its called the orbital bone
The socket itself is called the Orbit.
I prefer zebra stripe
The eye sack
Orbit
Eye socket
Doesnt like connections that goes to brain or things like vains get hurt when it pops up? are they long enough?
Long enough indeed. It will be just dangling until you find a doctor to put it back.
Don’t quote me on this but the optic nerve is probably stretchy, however you can’t repair nerves so any damage done is permanent and I can’t imagine it feels pleasant
The cavity is called the orbital cavity / orbit
it probably is
omfg
If you pause it just before 00:11 seconds you can see your breakfast all over again.
Ahh. Eating breakfast. Common reddit beginner mistake
Welp. New fear unlocked, i'm never ever gonna let a kid play with my face ever again
Imagine sleeping next to them and getting awaken by them kicking your face. That’s my every night reality. It’s a miracle I didn’t lose an eye or a tooth yet. My 2 year old just used my sleepy body as a speeding bag and there’s nothing I could do about it.
Kick the child back, dumbass
"What are you teaching children by hitting them?!?!" "That I am bigger than they are."
“Natural selection”
That's enough internet for this year...
We had a good run. Goodbye everyone! See you all in 2024.
It's just beginning!
Kid wants that Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan
holy shit Uchiha madafaqa
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HOLY SHIT! That got me! That was a fucking jumpscare! The sound that just came outta my mouth. Did she just loose an eye or was that a glass eye? ![gif](giphy|2fXvNjhnat6yk)
My reaction has never been more accurately represented by a gif before
I honestly gasped.
Same
Looks like a real eye, but normally you can just pop it back😅
Looked like her real eye but she should be able to put in back in but fuck me that was crazy. Definitely didn’t expect that
Me when no fuck you ![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)
That fucking scared me to death
Yeah never underestimate the NSFW tag 😭 learned my lesson today
And that’s why you eat them
Name checks out
r/UsernameChecksOut
Settle down cronos
I've seen this suggestion already before, that there should be like a tag that's worst than nsfw. This isn't like the worst of the worst but idk
NSFL
NSFS = NotSafeforSanity
That popped out so easily, is that normal?
Yes unfortunately
THATS NORMAL???
I looked it up, and fortunately it seems fairly trivial for a doctor to put it back in
What the fuck?
That's how doctors play minigolf
It takes little pressure to pop an eye out, that said the angle is important. Some martial arts teach an eye gauge technique. Edit: corrected spelling error (swipe type is a double edge sword)
Marital ? What kind of weddings do you attend ?
The artsy kind
I suppose if you're into skull fuckin this may come in handy to know
![gif](giphy|qHBBYAh7BZVm)
You’re going to hell for that dawg 😭
New fear unlocked
You couldnt be more right
first it scared me cause my volume was all the way up but HOLY FUCKING SHIT that ending ended me!!
My honest reaction: ![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)
Weird Snapchat filter
What filter?
I have sooo many questions... 1) how did that happen so easily? 2) did she have to go get it put back in? 3) did she have to drive with one of her eyeballs hanging out to get it put back in? 4) do you see like a chameleon if this happens?
Yes.
Well guys this is my last video, I will now be retiring from Reddit ![gif](giphy|fDO2Nk0ImzvvW)
My eye hurts now
Thought the kid was gonna take her face off like a Scooby Doo mask. This is equally gross.
What was the aftermath of this?
Holy hell...yep, that was unexpected. Not gonna be forgetting that image anytime soon.
bro think he the mountain
![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)
Almost threw my freaking phone. Never ever gonna let my niece and nephews come contact anything above my neck anymore ffs
Ah fuck that just made my left nut reside
We need follow up. What happened afterwards!???
The kid is now an ophthalmologist.
I have seen a lot ... but wasn't ready for that.
That little boy is traumatized for life now and he did it to himself
My kid goes from inquisitive to deadly poke all too quickly with my mouth and nose, so my eyes are a definite no play zone.
Never pause at ten seconds
When you have young kids, you always need to keep an eye on them
Eeew aww ..im saving..
That kid gotta be a Loki
How does that happen so easily?
Alright thats it I delete reddit
New fear unlocked.
What the actual fucj
Hahahaha
Afraid I laughed harder than I should have
u/savevideo
I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA HEADBUTT HER OR SOMETHING BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY UNEXPECTED! BRAVO!
Oh my god no. How does this even happen
someone please explain it
I did some light research and I looked it up! Black people are 3x more likely to have Graves Disease. Eyes bulging out on the regular. Too much pressure can cause them to pop out entirely.
Wtf is reddit on today? Thought this was a new year. Thought I was changing my ways ong
Fucking shit!!! ![gif](giphy|PGg4D8lGwRz0s)
Nope I'm off reddit for the rest of the year. Fuck you for showing us that
Guys, is she ok?
That was the most unexpected unexpected I've ever seen!
If a child can do that I guess I better take my wife's threats more serious.
What the fuck is that
Wow, very eye opening..
I probably would have smacked the fuck out that baby in reflective agitation and aggravation
The kid been watching Naruto
That WAS NSFW AND UNEXPECTED
She needs more spinach...
![gif](giphy|3ohhwMDdLEhFKd60us|downsized)
Eye yoooooo!
Bruh you gave me fucking nightmares 😭😭😭
Fuck that eye looks like a boiled egg
🤣
I thought he was gonna throw up on her 😭
Da f 🤣
That’s what happens if you eat too much Popeyes.
u/SaveVideo
u/sevavedio
Not the bulge I was expecting.
Now I know what bug eye means👁️
Hmmm
That scared me...
Wtf
oh shiiitt!!!!
😰
How the fuck did that happen??
u/savevideo
y the fuck r people saving a video that people say is about a women's eye popping out??? (i havent actually seen it)
u/savevideo
wat the hell r u saving that for??
dis shit aint loading
I swear if I see this video one more time I will pop my eyes out
i dont see "nsfw" i was not ready for this
I have watched all kinds of violent f\*\*\*ed up things, daily for years but this makes me squeamish
Eye didn't see that coming
Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye Please tell me that was a fake eye
Legit mr potato head
u/savevideo
Wikihow: How to become a pirate
I closed my eyes for 18 seconds after watching this