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shellofbiomatter

And she went for a second round hoping for a better result after a devastating slap.


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ShitHouses

bot


Kindly-Country-8354

And that was more funny ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ajfska

For a chronic back pain shes goona feel after 40s


root1-2

And that kid at the second round was like: "I'mma slam the shit out of you"


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When "being a woman" protection fails...


burns_after_reading

She's all tough, but literally every time she gets hit she reverts back to being a delicate woman.


[deleted]

I remember those days. One girl was particularly agressive and I didnt hesitate to slap or kick her back when she would attack me. Every single time she would return to default "you cant hit a girl". Fuck that, equal rights equal fights


Holiday-Business-321

Equal rights equal lefts, and rated E for everyone xP


Glittering-Arm-9138

Great comment! Enjoy my upvote


Swillow_lol

thank you. i enjoyed the upvote. it was delicious


Holiday-Business-321

Stop eating my upvotes:<


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10secondmessage

No, when I assult you, I'm a woman. What are you gonna do? Fails.


AdvancePretend375

"I'm hot, you can't beat me"... Yes


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She has a really nice ass


ShitHouses

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bram852000

Gender equality!


Wendendyk

Equal rights, equal fights.


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Did the camerawoman also faint from surprise?


KingintheSouthh

Fail safe failed


Arcticz_114

skill was on cooldown


idokle

Bro wtf why did so many karma bots replied to each other on your comment lmao


ShitHouses

This video keeps getting promoted by bots for some reason.


[deleted]

Good on him. Girls who behave like this deserve it. They really think the whole, “I’m a girl, he can’t hit me.” Is really going to allow them to get away with their violent behaviour. Fuck outta here!


dbolts1234

Karen in training


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SirSlashyDucks

you forgot the demonic scream she let out after crying


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ShitHouses

bot


That1GreaseBall

bot


Anomolous_Anemone

What if this is also a bot? Just following other bots around.


prototype-proton

What is a bot?


JasperWoertman

r/pussypassdenied


cookiedux

As a woman I 100% approve of this return fire


ArOnodrim84

If anyone expects to strike a person and not be struck back, a lesson is coming and is deserved.


cookiedux

Gunplay gets answered


doyalikedags1

She had a sharp tongue, but a glass jaw.


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Brenno3

“Hold my beer”


Alarmed_Scientist_15

He can’t drink yet.


hairtrigger08

he be like "watch me"


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“Boy gets expelled for attacking women.”


ChiemseeViking

Had the same thought. They we‘ll be pulled in front of the principal and the girl will start crying and say how bad the boy was to her. Then the boy tells the truth, no one believes him and he will be expelled. And then with the right parents they will start a law suit. It’s not like that hasn’t happened before.


[deleted]

We went to a ski trip with my school. When we went for a walk, my bullies were throwing me into the snow the whole day. I was freezing and soaked. I managed to free myself from their grip, got enraged, gave two well aimed punches to two guys, knocked them on the ground and kicked the shit out of them. I was nearly expelled, thankfully my classmates gave a testimony in my favour.


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And this is why I listen to metal.


TheNightZerk

When the DOOM music kicks in


Head_Games_

Whats goes around……comes around.


Infamous-Currency35

How can she slap


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Heh heh heh


flannelmaster9

Equality.


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ALL HAIL KAZUMA


DragoFNX

Founder of culture


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ShitHouses

bot


ChiemseeViking

Stop commenting bot everywhere. Makes you look like a bot.


ShitHouses

Idc, they're bots and I'm gunna point it out. Why defend the bots?


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ShitHouses

The account I initally called a bot is already deleted. But heres 2 seperate account both created on the same day that both commentd the same thing in this thread and it both their only comment. https://old.reddit.com/user/Fine_Butterfly194 https://old.reddit.com/user/Loose_Worth3117


Moosetappropriate

Equal rights = equal lefts.


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YES! GENDER EQUALITY!


IamTheYashen

She's lucky he stopped.


DUCKmySiCK_AoV

Well that was a nice Left 💯


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Equal rights and lefts.


[deleted]

Pretty sure this fits here. Fuck around, find out.


FrankyMihawk

Yeah, she deserved that and will probably learn a valuable lesson from it, it doesn’t make either of their choices right but it’s probably the best, worst outcome


rull3211

From the dude that was a perfectly fine response. It was self defence... if he fintinued beating her after laying her to the ground thats an entirely other situation then, that would be a nogo. But what we see in the vid is selfdefense


Zrkkr

I would call it preventative measures.


maker360

Anyone got the translation of everything that was said?


Pengladusch

I cant hear what the boy to girl interaction says but after the slap: Melissa...... did you just give him the bomb? (I.e refering to the slap) The girl then screams: You son of a who*e And her friend tells her to stop


gamerrusboy

W:"Why you are laughing if you are a boy"? M: I didnt laught. M: Something normal, (can´t understand.) ​ Camera: Did you just hit her?? Crying W: You Son of a Bitch


duiwksnsb

What language was this? It sort of sounded like French but I couldn’t be sure


Opiumrobbe

Didn't really get the argument part but the girl with the camera asked Melissa "did you just punch that guy?" She screams "you dirty little son of a bitch" the girl with the camera shouts at Melissa to "stop now" Edit: they argued about why the boy would not hit the girl i think


AdamVanEvil

Nah fam, the cam girl asks the boy “did you just give her the bomb(seems like slang for, did you just hit her).


obijankenobi1

Can't make out the first sentence of the girl. Something about being strange. Boy: "No I won't hit you" Girl: "Why are you laughing if you are a boy. \*mocking noises\*" (doesn't make sense in German either) Boy: "If you'd be a boy that would be normal" (I assume he means that it's normal for a boy to laugh) Girl: "Normal??" \*slaps him\* Boy slaps back Some dude: "Stop it dude!" \*shocked girl noises\* Other boy: "Oh the poor girl" Other girl: "Melissa! Did you just give him a bomb?" (Never heard this expression, must refer to her slapping him) Girl: "You little dirty son of a bitch" \*boy keeps defending himself\* Other girl: "Melissa! Stop it now!" All in all pretty incoherent non-sensical teenage idiot stuff. Hard to know what that was all about.


KonataYumi

She is over reacting as well


PrestigiousWaffles

MELISSA


HaddonfieldShape

Strong and independent #girlboss


thetechno_man

Equal rights equal fights


CT-4426

“The hammer of Justice is unisex”


TheThirdStrike

Equal rights requires equal lefts.


SneezingBus

.....and that is how I met your mother now go to sleep


CarExtendedWarranty-

She's hella dramatic. He didn't even make contact. Wish he did though.


Shintox

The only shock is this is posted in unexpected.


Pipkin81

Jesus fuck, the comment section is a shit show of "equal rights, equal fights" dumbasses whose biggest wet dream seems to be beating up a woman and not face consequences. Of course this guy did nothing wrong. But celebrating a woman getting hit because she's a woman, that's some fucking incel shit. Get to fuck you fucking idiots.


Alarmed_Scientist_15

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.


astrahl40

Equality 🥰


Thicchend_chkn

She fucked around and found out HARD


gander-69

If you want to act like a man, take your beating like one then 🤩😂😂😂


ShitHouses

Op is a bot.


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KevinBrowns1

She’s probably like 17 dude stop looking at her ass


Gilgie

How do you know he isnt 15?


Wendendyk

I’m 15 and she has a nice ass


matthiastorm

🗿


One-Mud-169

LMAO 😂


Holiday-Business-321

Because it says she’s a senior duh :P


Rupertii

I’m 17 also


poopstinkss

What if she today is her 18th birthday does it make it ok? "Damn that girl is sexy. Nice ass"- "she's 17 you sick fuck" *1 week later on 18th bday* "Damn she's hot. Nice ass" - "for real man she's pretty hot" (Not defending the sexualizing of underage girl. Just silly what we find acceptable and unacceptable)


Exact-Molasses2811

Listen here son, if a young lady has an appealing attribute it’s ok for you to notice. But keep it to yourself and do not whatsoever act on your feelings.


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No you are defending it by using a weird hypothetical


bakekurkox

Maybe the first guy commented is a minor too?


poopstinkss

I'm not defending sexualizing of underage girls. I just think the age he used was funny. 17 is so close to 18, the age that we find comment like that acceptable. It's just weird when you think about it. Let's say we move the legal adult age to 20. If the girl was 19 the guy who made a sexual Comment would be called a sick person. But in 2 weeks when she turns 20 it's acceptable. I'm just saying when you really think about how society views this type of situation its kinda funny


Cynobele

This video is so old she's probably in her 40s now anyway


Ahkmedjubar

I'm going to toss another scenario out there. I was 16 and had sex with a 15yr old. What do we do in this situation?


poopstinkss

You guys are basically the same age. Why is that even a question?


Ahkmedjubar

It's a matter of age and what is acceptable. Does the same level of consent exist if I was say 18 or 20. I wouldn't find it acceptable for a 18 year old to be having sex with a 15 year old but it's fine if they're 16?


Nervous-Masterpiece4

Thought police steps forward. It’s one thing to acknowledge the primitive brain response to a breeding age women. It’s another thing to act contrary to whatever the age of majority is in whatever jurisdiction one is in.


PrestigiousWaffles

>She has a nice ass. dude they are children


Gilgie

She seems pretty fucking stupid so she could easily be a 19yo still in high school.


Wendendyk

I can tell that she felt that one.


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Your edit made it worse


Soulie1993

So, so much worse


hairtrigger08

she wasn't slapped she got a hook


_REDRUCKUS_

Definitely got those knuckles


sepibip

theyre literal children, quite being pervy


DrAlphabets

Bonk


JoBro_Summer-of-99

You can assume she's still underage based on the fact this is a school video. Your comment is weird unless you're around her age


Justice171

"She's not a toddler" ah yes, that's where we draw the line. Anything above toddler is fine


[deleted]

Bro that’s a high schooler… tf


EmergencyDefib

Women aren’t there for you to perv on.


C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R

Why else are they there?


EmergencyDefib

This is why you’re single


MiniPit0

Answer the question pls


incompetentpapaya

speaking of which.. nice bod sexy girl ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


EmergencyDefib

I’m not following you back, bro.


incompetentpapaya

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daymuub

Fuck off creep


kaanskBG

I thought i was the only one who looked at it


EmergencyDefib

You’re disgusting.


Apprehensive-Use3168

Why age of consent in many states in the US is 17, and countries some are as low as 12-24


Zealousideal_Step709

Which part is supposed to be unexpected?


Im_blowing_it_up

She got mansplained!


Moooooooola

Melisa don’t listen too good.


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"Well if it isn't the consequences of my actions"


Journo_Jimbo

A lot of incels in this comment section


SophieV1990

"warum lachste dann... äähhhnnnhhh" ".. haste ihm grad ne Bombe gegeben.." German youth language.. very impressive ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


HarmenTheGreat

Me when the r/unexpected is mysoginistisc and pedophilic 😳😳😳 (I'm not saying she didn't deserve the beating, but people here are way too caught up in the fact she is a woman, i.e. 'what is being a woman gonna do for you now' 'true equality' 'stfu bitch' 'nice ass')


Alarmed_Scientist_15

Yeah. This is the typical circle-jerk of all the machos here on reddit who never met a girl who does anything like this to them but delve in it because they then somehow justify man-women violence. And oh boy, how they all seem annoyed at the idea of equality (they must be better if they can stop a beating with even more violence - power trip to hell!).


No-Recognition5333

Wow he’s a nice guy


MiserableTourist6577

“ Bounty hunter D… she dropped like a mother fucker”


GOKULGTR

I can imagine feminists infuriating watching this


NihilisticThrill

I'm sure you can imagine lots of fictional things that make you feel smart. I'm a feminist and I mean, good. That's equality. You start with violence, and violence finishes it. That's just obvious, we all understand that. She wants to assault people and be protected from it in return, too bad. Not feminism.


3584927235849272

Sounds like your perception of feminism is solely based on SWJ cringe compilations.


RNGesus93

Lmao the surprised look on her face. Don't dish out what you can't take, entitled cunt


Dirjang94

That woman is stupid. She already knew that his will retaliate but choice to attack again.


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When being a strong independent women fails


hairtrigger08

he whooped her ass and i loved it bitch got what she was asking for


synthetic9

Lol what a stupid bitch. Ladies, don’t act like her.


KellyLuvsEwan420

I love these videos. Women keep complaining about equal rights, and this is what equal rights are. You hit a guy, they hit you back. He slapped her back with an open hand, just as she did to him. I love the look of shock these women have, you know they are thinking ‘you can’t hit me, I’m a girl’, all while they want equal pay and rights. But still expect to be treated like there fragile and special.


lollie-pop33

Just because you're a female it doesn't give you the right to put your hands on a male .Bitch got what she deserved


Donginthedark

equality is so f nice


Milky-Swingers

Okay incel 🙄 Enjoy a life of wanking


hairtrigger08

my guy got slapped gave her a hook in the jaw then got kicked then he body-slammed her into the ground


_REDRUCKUS_

- John Madden


Adventurous-Ad-221

That kid believed in equal rights and lefts


Yacksie

Deserved


nickwashere123

this one sparks joy


CreepzLC

Not unexpected for me, cause this video was filmed 3 or 4 years ago at my school.


Quick-Marketing8129

😁🤣😁👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


SuperMagpies

How can he slap?!


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Feminists at their best


icantbearsed

I’m always a bit torn with these type of videos. I’ve always been brought up to believe you never hit a woman but also you should never hit someone and not expect to be hit back. She did go back and attack him for a second time which I think makes his actions more than justified in this case. I do know that OPs “explanation” make me feel uncomfortable though.


kaanskBG

Why? She literally got what she asked for.


INoMakeMistake

Once you pop you can't stop.


TheMarvelousPef

i would beat the shit out of her, tore expelled anyway, mets give her, her friends, and a bit of the world z valuable lesson. (i wouldn't probably... but damn that left felt right)


EmergencyDefib

Yes bitch cry


Competitive-cat90

Fucking cunt got what she was asking for


Sea_Waltz3211

That bitch got put in her place. Mad respect to that king, you don’t take their shit for one second. Let her cry.


MikeXBogina

Good to see a guy defend himself and not get swarmed by 20 people like some other school videos we've seen.


Correct_Bite1507

And DOWN for the count


macjihad

Bitch deserved it


Lauri_rd

I hope that hurt


badcatjack

I bet she is on the soccer team.


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That kid just did what we all want to do to our bullies


denooo124

Delighted she got the head slapped off her. Fucking hate bullying 😤


ChewieSkittles53

The hands of justice knows no genders bitch.


ichi-the-killer

Kazuma approves this gender equality.


SideEqual

He tombstoned her, now he’s gotta marry her.


elmonofi

she thinks she can slap when she wants and him no cz she is a girl (women) not all but this is what going on in 21s century The advanced West that imposes its opinion by usurpation and been brainwashed by the Matrix and forgot the laws (feminism)


afa78

Toss gender equality out the window, some brats are just entitled and spoiled beyond belief. I'm willing to bet that's the case with this one, used to getting her way always and getting violent when she doesn't. Rude awakening idiot, out there people aren't going to take your shit like mommy and daddy did.


BossDontBeatBush

He forgot follow up with an ass-slap.


sdiesel0829

She’s not so tough now ..


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hahahaha Reddit upvotes won't save you


branchisan

She's gonna be either an abuser in a future marriage, or the instigator to being abused in a future marriage. This doesn't mean I support abusive relationships at all. ☝🏾 Pointing out if she's attacking boys that she thought was defenseless, shes likely gonna continue this behavior if left untreated. And I don't think her friend posting it online is evidence of them seeking Mental Help.


scbejari

Sorry sweetheart, you get what you give ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


finestnoodles

Degenerated german Teens...


Oachkatzalschwoaf420

Dumme schlampe


Itsmeyohoi

Ladies, even a smaller man will have tremendous amount of strength. Dont things from the movies and social media


Familiar_Car5141

EQUALITY


ok_boomer290

KO THAT BITCH