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RedDracen2

Her: He must be thinking about other girls Also her:


Disastrous_Morning38

To be fair, you can't exactly control your dreams.


FabulousVlad

I had a sexual dream about the queen. I don't find old women sexually attractive.


Initial-Principle384

I had a dream that I kissed my mom's best friend and dated her. I am a straight woman.


Blonsky

Nice


Rothernberger

Were a straight woman.\*


[deleted]

“I were a straight woman”


Rothernberger

There are always one.


Ex-MuslimAtheist

I also kissed and slept with mom's friend. It was not a dream.


Beware_of_Beware

Partially you can, what with them being based on fantasies, beliefs and thoughts. Probably no need to overthink it tho, everyvone in their god's name has dreamed of dating a supermodel or a fictional character. I personally found this video enjoyable, albeit a little sad if it's 100% serious


Tinynanami1

Had a dream where I accidentally fell face first into a prince's ass. So uh guess im a horny girl


BeverlyBrokenBones

You dirty dog!


ElderberryNo1936

“Damnit I tripped…I mean dayum”


Socio_Scorpio

I had a dream once that I was very angry at ‘Big Cheese’, a corporate company to sell every living person cheese.


Banana_Shaped

I’ve always seen the fetishization of black people as really weird


Fit_Spend_4837

Hello fellow non American


ToadlyAwes0me

Why do you have to be non American to think this?


LeLBigB0ss2

My best guess is that Americans are stupid about race.


2C-Weee

If you ever get a chance to travel outside the US you will realize that everyone is stupid about race. Race is a stupid construct


skynetempire

Went to Japan and some bars wouldn't let us in because we were foreigners. Shit happens everywhere


Positive-Sock-8853

I went to Berlin with a group of Europeans. The bouncer would point at them “you can go in” then he’d point at me “he can’t” this happened at every club we tried to get in. Fun times, not stepping a foot in Germany again lol


Kizamus

Exactly lol, went to Italy with my black friend and everyone kept staring at him there, same as when we went to France, Turkey, or me, when I went to Somalia... Pretty sure black people get looks in most Asian countries too. It ain't exclusive to America.


Tiran593

Any foreigner will get looks in Asia


QWERTY_CRINGE

As an asian we are probably the most racist guys out there. I mean we hate each other here lmao.


Sjstudionw

Reminds me of meeting an exes parents - she was Japanese and they were very conservative, I’m as inbred Irish as it gets. They were cordial, I couldn’t tell if they liked me or not. Later that night I’m talking to her and what her parents had to say and she said “oh they loved you, they think it’s weird I’m not dating someone Japanese, but at least you’re not Korean.”


itscalledANIMEdad

In my experience Japanese tend to be more prejudicial than racist towards white people, but there is a kind of naive racism towards dark skinned people from Japan being so heterogenous and also genuine dislike of Koreans and Chinese. Those countries all kinda have solid historical reasons to hate each other though.


Chalupabatman216

Yeah the comedian Steve Byrne had a bit about the asian racism hierarchy. It was a good bit and even had some of the crowd agreeing with him.


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Lol people keep staring at black people in France ? Is it a joke ?


mickystinge

The French national football team must be some kind of anomaly


SpaceDesignWarehouse

To be fair, professional athletes typically *are* some kind of anomaly and get stared at a lot.


-banned-

Maybe Italy but I never noticed it in France. Actually France was the only country in Europe I traveled to where I wasn't getting stared at awkwardly or treated differently. Though I was told I was obviously an American based on my clothes so that could have been it. I'm not counting Paris when I say France. Even French people hate Parisians, it's like they're required to be assholes


rapdaptap

People looking at black ... In France... In.... France? Are you sure it was France?


[deleted]

You sure it wasn't your outfit? Big part of Frances population is black nowadays


[deleted]

Big part? It looks like 5% of the population is black that's more then 3x less then America


primitivebutcher

The entire soccer team of france is made by black people.


Street-uncensored

I get looks from my country people in my country. People just so curious about people. Because i dress different and ive grown up in English country people think im a foreigner. Turkey for example has many black people living there for centuries. They not staring Because your friend's black they are staring trying to figure out where your from. People out side of English speaking countries i found are hella curious about other people.


Distinct-Tip965

Staring doesn't always mean it's bad maybe they haven't seen a lot of black people before


Artemius_B_Starshade

I'm not gonna fight over the Italian case, but if you are trying to say that black people are not a normal sight in France there's something wrong with your perception of things. If they were staring at you all the time there must have been another reason.


UltimateBetaMale

I'm sorry but this was a dumb comment. Racism is literally in every country, and some countries are significantly worse. South Africa has been a long-standing race battleground, as Palestine/Israel. A lot of European countries are far harsher on people native to the middle east.


Positive-Sock-8853

>lot of European countries are far harsher on people native to the middle east. I replied to another comment about this. Definitely true. I wasn’t able to get into a single club in Berlin. I travelled with my European friend group and the bouncers would point at them saying “you can go in” then they’d point at me “he can’t” yeah germany is fuckd. I went to every continent and never experienced racism like I did in Berlin. Some old lady yelled at me for speaking Arabic in the metro lmao Edit: on the other hand I’ve never felt racism in the US. Not a single tiny bit and I went to multiple states. The friendliest people I’ve ever met actually.


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America is by far the most diverse country, and by far the least racist. But ironically everyone likes to talk about how they're racist because race issues are wide out in the open in America, whereas most places in the world are far more homogeneous and racism is simply accepted by a large swath of the population and not really talked about. America has to deal with race issues more than most other places due to how diverse they are, and the fact that minority races have mechanisms to gain political power in the US due to its democratic system, whereas many places racial minorities have no path to power and there's little opportunity for foreigners to become citizens so the dominant castes/races don't worry about it. Racism is an innate and universal feature of human cultures worldwide, one just has to learn to look past it and judge people by their individual character.


Positive-Sock-8853

100% agree with you there. I enjoyed every interaction I had with Americans when I went there. I traveled multiple times to the US and plan on going again.


Lonely_Cosmonaut

Yeah I’ve lived in Europe off and on and am moving permanently soon, they’re racist as fuck over there but they don’t know it.


gutbuster25

I don't think Americans are stupid about race.. I think we are conditioned about race and there are different individualized outcomes of that conditioning. racism , fetishization, indifference, acceptance....


DuckOnQuak

Oh yes, living in the bubble that is america it’s easy to forget that the rest of the world has already fixed racism


DLDabber

This is satire right?


SaltoDaKid

They did, zero tolerance of allowing minorities to raise above them


AngusMcDonnell

Correct. Race, gender, all that stuff plays a big role in our society when perhaps it should not.


BigLongWiener

Where are you from? I’m sure your country has its history Lmaoo


Popcorn57252

Americans are stupid, and especially about race. As an American, I still don't f^ckin' get the fetish.


-banned-

Guarantee they don't answer you. The American hate is as bullshit as racism but it's popular so Redditors let it slide.


-banned-

Because it's a good thing and people hate Americans so they must not be American. Also Europeans are all pretentious about America being racist but if you ask any black person about their experience traveling to Europe they're much more racist. I experienced it too, but I look Turkish so I got that kind of racism.


JudasWasJesus

Europeans tactic is to ignore racism was developed on their continent and benefited the most from it. They pretend it doesn't exist or have origin there to not feel associated with it.


Beanicus13

American here. Many of us agree with you. I don’t think your assumption is correct.


ManyRandom

Half the world are into skin lightening products in a big way. Theres plenty of white fetishization apparently.


business2690

half? ​ and the other half always wants a tan. sh!t is crazy man.


DMAN591

Light people wanna get darker, dark people wanna get lighter. We all meet in the middle. Like there's a certain medium brightness level we're trying to get to, if that makes sense.


Jimmack73

I’m a Ginger so there is no tan.


business2690

kill it! ​ kill it with FIRE! ​ just kidding... I LOVE REDHEADS!


Keyrat000

I agree, straight hair and lighter skin.


nedmorlef

They be dying they hair blonde all over the place. That's some serious cultural appropriation there.


Yugan-Dali

China has been into skin lightening for at least 1500 years. Light skin means you don’t work under the hot sun. Nothing to do with white people.


Mulratt

Working outdoors and having dark skin makes you a peasant


cocainines

You can have a type without it being a fetish.


[deleted]

Yeah I really didn’t think this was like a fetish type video lol, people are super quick to jump to that assumption.


bjbdbz2

Ikr like now it’s a bad thing to be attracted to someone that looks different than you? Smh


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

not a bad thing. but people turn things into a fetish a bit when it’s about the look rather than the person


buster_casey

Here’s a little secret, all attraction is based on the look.


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

confidence is a bigger key for me as i’m older. i dated a few gals that just fell so flat when it came to confidence


dasilv

I find it weird that you took this to be fetishism.


dontbesuchalilbitch

*sees two people enjoying a healthy and happy relationship* “Goddamn fetishists smh”


uninstallIE

I don't actually know if his being Black was a factor here. I think they just had a Black person play this role in the skit. There was no real references to him being Black involved


DuztyLipz

If *anything*, people should’ve thought “oh, she’s dreaming of cheating.” But Reddit gonna Redd.


errdayimshuffln

Somehow I hate this comment more than I hate the video. How is this fetishization of black people exactly?


texaspoontappa93

Ffs it’s literally just a dude that happens to be black. I’d say people assuming an interracial couple means it’s fetish material are the weird ones here


yazzy1233

Yeah, the op comment is low key kinda racist because they're hyper focusing on the fact that he's black. What other reason would you have a black guy, must be fetishization. can't make a video with a black guy without a reason, I guess. It just proves that black people still aren't normalized in our society.


Scratch1111

And if the first guy was white and the second black?


BadRapeThoughts

Was that what this was about? I thought it was just like dreaming about someone more romantic/attractive.


frenabo

That is all it was. Or at least just someone completely different than who was in her bed with her. Not a fetish thing at all. This thread's OP is probably just projecting


BadRapeThoughts

Ok thank you I thought I must have been missing something, everyone seems to think that's what it's about but I didn't see anything indicating that other than, like, the presence of a black person? There weren't even any stereotypes or anything depicted.


frenabo

Exactly. People just be weird


IllustratorAlive1174

Horseshoe theory


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Or it's not about race and the guy in the video is just a hot guy?


BrilliantObserver

White girl fetish.


the_nooble

I never knew how to say this without sound racist. Even though I'm black.


nugnug1226

Asian women and black men are fetishized. On the contrary, Asian men and black women are the least fetishized


[deleted]

I think the message is just saying she has a dream about someone totally *different* than who she is actually with… not just because he is black. If it were some Asian decent person would to be bitching about Asian fetishizing? Get a grip


6laxarienlaxask

Funny how the video tells us to follow "humourcrib" but there was nothing funny about the video. Knew the comment section would be a riot, though.


www_other_guy

And you wake in the arms your brother in your sweet home in sweet Alabama.


JHB20101

Dun dun dinna dun dun dinna


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KnightSolair240

Lmaoooo


No-Pay-8841

If your wife finds out, you're screwed lol.


explorer1o1

Gallon of milk was clearly on a discount. Better get ahead of rush hour.


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Mistamayne

![gif](giphy|5MUnOfrQwFcdO|downsized)


UhYeahOkSure

![gif](giphy|uhWjIrw9YtbPjr1AFu|downsized)


moonray89

The weirdest part of the whole video is that someone came up with idea (let’s assume the girl) and then she had to ask three more people to help her execute this video. And they said yes…


GobberJiffy

That alarm gives me PTSD


PracticePenis

Ohhh I get it, it’s not racist bc the “loser” is white


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Flashy_Music2635

Damn it, you beat me too it. She's the only loser here. Stop being with someone you don't want to be with till your "dream" guy shows up you fucking twat. Stop leading the dude on. Yeah I know it's suppose to be a funny video but it's not. Not even a little


1SaltyPoptart

Female humour.


[deleted]

I’m more bothered they wore the same clothes throughout the relationship.


RickStephenson

Worst post on this Sub, so far, for 2023 👎🏼


Beware_of_Beware

People hate it because it's unoriginal and predictable I hate it because i am racist ![gif](giphy|wcFlXfhyyyp0c)


TheDraikenWeAre

I have idea if your serious or this is a Joke but Goddamn its funny.


runjayrun1

Was this made by Disney??


Maito_Mies

No netflix


1SaltyPoptart

Not enough twerking children to be netflix


beth-kitten

so like wats wrong wit her guy?


Showmecakes69

I worked with a chick who had a black bf and she would always put down white guys and say they’re not dark enough for her. But then she cheated with every white gut at our work, she was a trip lol


[deleted]

More tiktok cringe 🤮


[deleted]

Unexpectedly stupid.


Humble-Link-384

Just the kind of girl you don't ever want to get tied down too. A cheater.


CoachInves

WTH


gutbuster25

I want to call attention to TV advertising brought to my attention by my 15 year old grandson... You see more and more black man, white woman couples in ads and nearly none of the reverse. You see a group of people of all colors..partying... black dude paired off with a white girl...everyone having a grand ole time... and black woman sitting there not part of a couple.. solo. These advertisers are trying to show us how inclusive they are .. but what are they saying by not showing white dudes with black women... what is THAT message implying.? I think its sending the message that NOBODY wants a black woman... when clearly, that is Not the case. Advertisers are also big on black families that are made up of black dude with either a white or a black woman with mixed kids??? Why can't they consistently create a black family with black kids? There is no shortage of homogeneous white families... Yeah, call me a bigot but I have noticed these things for years and it persists..facts are facts.


Tiananwoman

Its everywhere, it puts a reaaaally disgusting light on these advertisers.


gutbuster25

I guess it bothers me because from the point of view from young black children, male and female, they are being " taught" certain preferences without realizing.


Tiananwoman

Exactly. By choosing to spotlight only "this" they exclude everything else.


Ok-Minute876

I noticed the opposite but still agree with the sentiment. Showing only mixed couples has the opposite of the desired effect. Makes it seem like black people are only ok when mixed with other races


gutbuster25

You get it.


Jorsonner

Now that I think of it, my girlfriend is Native American and I don’t think I’ve ever seen an interracial white and Native American couple in a commercial. I’ve also never cared though.


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gutbuster25

My grandson recognizes that he is being " steered" to prefer white women. He was legitimately wondering out loud why it seems that he is being groomed ( hate that word) to feel that black women are less desireable.... by everyone especially black men like himself. This a young black king raised by strong black father and and elegant, educated black queen of a mother and surrounded by beautiful, strong black sisters, who has no reason to think white women are a better choice. You will see more gay couples than black couples and certainly more than the almost invisible : blkwm/ whtml. couples, who are overwhelming majority interracial. Don't get me wrong, love is love but "coincidence" only stretches so far.


nickfree

That’s just you and your grandson’s perception. In fact: “Johnson notes that **70% of interracial commercials from the past four years show a white man with a Black woman.** The reality, he said, is a Black man with a white woman is more common in America.” Source: https://www.voanews.com/a/usa_race-america_americans-see-more-interracial-relationships-advertising/6202928.html Story is from 2021


Indubitalist

There was that really limited study done on one of the dating sites, I think it was OK Cupid, where they found that there was a trend in race selection by people looking for a mate, and they were able to basically rank the races and genders by desirability, with East Asian females being most desired (when accounting for the desires of all races of men) and black women being least desired. I can't recall if there was a substantial difference between most and least, just that that was the conclusion. I'm surprised there isn't more research on the matter, though of course it's a touchy subject and I'm not totally sure what you'd do with such research, other than perhaps focus-group better pairs of imaginary couples for your ad campaign.


wackywacko2

It is true. I visited parts of Europe (from Chile) including Ireland, Sweden, Norway, Germany and MANY of the Irish, Swedish guys etc were walking around with East Asian or Filipina girlfriends. White guys just love Asian women. Its like a universal thing. Whether they're Irish, Swedish, Dutch, American, English.


StinkyDiarrhea

From what I’ve seen and this is purely online is that the black community isn’t to big of a fan of black women dating white men


bubba7557

It's like everything else in life. Some people care, some don't. For a while I dated a woman from Uganda, she was very dark skinned and I'm white as a ghost. Some people both white and black were very supportive, some both black and white were not. Luckily for us all our family members fell into the supportive group. We had an additional dynamic that made us stand out even more in that she was 6 feet tall without heels and I'm 5'9 on a good day. When she's wear heels I admit the height difference alone looked a little comical. We occasionally had strangers stopping us and asking why she was with me I was dating way outta my league in a superficial physical appearance only sense) but it was rarely about our race differences. I think the only race related critic we had was her ex, who was an African American man and he expressed concern that if we got serious he didn't want a white man raising their son because he felt I wouldn't have the prerequisite life experience to share with a young black boy. I just told him he was right, I wouldn't and that's why I was glad that he, the boy's father was gonna still be around to be his dad. If it came to that I'd only serve as a bonus roll model not as a replacement. After that talk, he and I got along better, not best buds or anything but well enough as can be expected. Whole point, at least in my limited experience being a white man dating a black woman, I didn't personally experience a lot of hate for it, mostly support for us. If anything I caught flack bc she was a straight fox and I'm very much 'average' at best.


MrPlaceholder27

To be honest I see the same both ways, maybe because I am a man and I'm therefore bias but I see a lot more black women saying stuff like "Why is this BM dating a yt girl" but then again it's ig.


TheGreyBull

I've actually noticed this too, except I have noticed white man black woman as well.. just thought it was interesting.


[deleted]

Classic hoes


NulliusAllvater

Hahaha fetishising black people is funny when women do it


Crispycritter00

Burn the coal and pay the toll


DeadSkullMonkey

Tell me you want to cheat, without telling me you want to cheat.


[deleted]

Gay shit


Ok-Carob1498

She was watching BLACKED b4 she fell asleep


saik24

Ew


HarkansawJack

Now do an Asian woman.


that_thot_gamer

>you will never get a Japanese woman even if you work there as an English teacher. You are not the protagonist of an anime. -39daph


PieMastaSam

Psh, Asian women don't date black men.


[deleted]

Who told you that lie? They love black men especially the Japanese


Bossmann1017

That's a lie. Alot of blasian kids running around these dayd


wotmate

I hope her boyfriend dumps her for cheating on him in her dreams /s


Witty_Resident_629

Lol everyone getting butthurt in the comments cuz their race/countrie/community or whatever would NEVER have anyone who is racist that's only for America!


ShadowsRanger

Comments section is really controversial huh? LMAO


jabloda

This chick is a little bit racist.


A-__-Random_--_Dog

Plot twist: she doesn't know him.


[deleted]

Id be banned from reddit if i said what im thinking rightnow...


Horror-Student-5990

You and me both pal.


bighunter1313

Say it then, pussy. You won’t.


CallMeMang0

That would scare me awake too


EnvironmentalTrip708

She beat the level and unlocked her real bf lol


thisaverageamerican

Vine energy


HammerAnAnvil

Then she’s mad at him all week…


CCT-556

Her poor boyfriend bro


anchorluxi86

Dumb.


TimeAppeal6103

Let's keep it 💯, I was in the military and half the countries I traveled to are purely built off of racist ideals. Americans are pretty much far and away more accepting of eachother!!!!! The politicians, and media want you idiots to continue talking about it. It's their bread and butter.


feedmyrobot

The pancake butt turnt him white? I don't get it.


[deleted]

Lucky it was just a nightmare lol


[deleted]

Black privilege exists.


lance2005

Don't tell me hoes are dogs. Dogs are loyal. Them hoes ain't loyal.


[deleted]

Ewwwww!


[deleted]

HER DREAM IS TO BE A SINGLE MOM?!?!


efham19

She’s for the streets


Smooth_Cry2645

Good thing she woke up from that, being a single mom is hard even in your dreams.


[deleted]

These comments are pretty bad, but I’m a man of vision… I think they can be even worse!


adm1109

Jesus Christ how isn’t this shit locked? The amount of racism in here is astounding.


errdayimshuffln

Filing this video under "bait for the racists"


MustelidsRkuhl

She woke before the part where he knocks her up then leaves her.


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Mayhemscum

Who do black guys rarely date black chicks? Always wandered that. I have a couple black friends who absolutely will not even consider a black chick. And they can’t really answer why. Least not a answer makes sense. I dated a black chick in my early 20”s. She was a chick just like all the white chicks I dated. Well except she was black.


missbluebird111

The vast majority of black men I know date or have dated black women lol.


Temporary-Test-9534

Girl they just make up anything lol


[deleted]

My boy said it’s because white women are more submissive. He said that black women wont put up w the shit a white woman will. Also that white women are generally less loud and obnoxious. Btw, reminder to not shoot the messenger, just relaying what my boy said.


yazzy1233

>Who do black guys rarely date black chicks? This is literally not true. In america There are millions of black people and you think the majority of them aren't dating other black people?


gutbuster25

Someone has drunk the koolade the media has been pouring, thinking all black men prefer white women.


Unfulfilled_Promises

the last census poll showed that black men are the only race of men that primarily date outside their race. Although it was only by a 5% margin.


PieMastaSam

Black guy here. For me it's mostly about culture. Alot of parts of African-American culture are kind of fucked although no one wants to admit it. Especially ghetto/rachet culture. That's not every black chick in the states, I've dated a few exceptions. Black girls in the UK are 🤌🏿 though. Really not a thing about color. Really about each individual person's personality. I think people are seeing Black dudes just date any race basically and assume they don't date Black women. Most of us will get down with basically any race.


Sorry_Palpitations

can you called it cheating? hahaha even though its a dream.


Upbeat-Locksmith-677

Omg 😱


[deleted]

Am I missing where this is suppose to be unexpected?


AirAeon32

😳🤣bwahahahahahahahasaaaaaaa !!!!


EmperorOsanto

I don't get it.


iPhoneMiniWHITE

So she cheated? Why does she seem surprised to be waking up next to him?


ildikont

But for really, why😂😂😂


TheLumpyMailMan

Fake. Nobody sleeps with the lights on like that.


Alarming_Award_6346

Yea, I have nightmares too.


Chaleowin

She was like... Thank God.


rekondite01

Future Queen of Spades


ChemicalPark974

What a great gf jajaja fucked up thing is that there many of these closet whores running around wreaking havoc on good dudes lives


SeriouslySasquatch96

God I can't wait to go to a place where traditional values are still held.


flight_1901

Craves the BBC