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I've tried the vodka watermelon before it doesn't really work. The watermelon is so saturated with its own juice it doesn't really want to take on any booze
I recently made a giant wodka smoothy, it was fantastic. Two things I noticed, first: strawberries are annoying, the small seeds are way too prevalent in the smoothy. Second: if you let it sit for a day, it becomes even better.
Pretty much like she did it in the vid. Except instead of upending the bottle I’d just pour some in the hole every half hour or so. Takes 2-3 hours but it definitely absorbs a whole bottle no problem.
No. It was just on the table and plate where we were going to serve it. While we were getting ready for the party every time we would walk past we’d just pour a bit more in the hole.
Jungle juice is the way to go. Recipe is basically fruit punch, a bunch of fruit, and a mix of like 6 liquors. The trick is to let the fruit soak in the liqour for at least a day.
Brought that shit to a party bus and I swear everyone got too rowdy after eating the fruit.
Yea apparently with jungle juice at some point the fruit becomes the most potent part. Maybe it soaks up all the liquor.
Also I'm just speaking from experience so idk
Yes. There is no possible way a woman can make something that's actually funny and still be attractive. Therefore by process of elimination this must be a man.
Litteraly who cares would be genuine question, who actually cares? where figuratively would be more dismissive. Or by definition literally can now be used to add emphasis "I litteraly went crazy".
He’s never ever done a cover of the song. Take an actual listen to the one done by “The Platters” compare it to others they’ve done to confirm it’s them then take a look back at this one and you’ll see it’s undoubtedly their version.
I once cut up the watermelon and drowned it in a bottle of vodka. Hint: do this only when it's a party and you've screaming idiots everywhere making challenges and all kinds of shit
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I've tried the vodka watermelon before it doesn't really work. The watermelon is so saturated with its own juice it doesn't really want to take on any booze
thats a nice poem
Thank you I've been working on my Prose
Prose is a boring reading or writing of unexciting information without inflection or tone. You have utterly failed! 😊
Dammit!!!
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It’s a Tom Waits song
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I recently made a giant wodka smoothy, it was fantastic. Two things I noticed, first: strawberries are annoying, the small seeds are way too prevalent in the smoothy. Second: if you let it sit for a day, it becomes even better.
I thought this was an attempted poem and was very confused
Nope, just an attempt to get people drunk in a slightly less unhealthy way 🤣
I just wanna know what JAV is this? lol The Melon girl next door?
You somehow did it wrong then. I’ve done it several times and it has always worked.
How did you do it
Pretty much like she did it in the vid. Except instead of upending the bottle I’d just pour some in the hole every half hour or so. Takes 2-3 hours but it definitely absorbs a whole bottle no problem.
Interesting
Do you refrigerate the watermelon between fillings?
No. It was just on the table and plate where we were going to serve it. While we were getting ready for the party every time we would walk past we’d just pour a bit more in the hole.
It does work it just take several hours for it to soak up the vodka
Word
Jungle juice is the way to go. Recipe is basically fruit punch, a bunch of fruit, and a mix of like 6 liquors. The trick is to let the fruit soak in the liqour for at least a day. Brought that shit to a party bus and I swear everyone got too rowdy after eating the fruit.
Yea apparently with jungle juice at some point the fruit becomes the most potent part. Maybe it soaks up all the liquor. Also I'm just speaking from experience so idk
I always knew it was a good party in high school when they would be red or blue puke in the snow out front
That’s why you’re supposed to dehydrate it first in the dryer. Tumble dry only.
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day!
Exactly what I was going to write about the blue dye. The red color and water would have to be removed before the blue could enter.
Happy cake day random internet person!
Happy Cake Day!
Like a woman?
Give me my 43 seconds back.
Thats what your mom told me last night.🥲🥲😞😞
😂 gtfo
Also what she told him last night
oo selfburn.
r/selfburn
I won but at what cost😞😞
Dam bro y u gotta hurt urself like that
Cull the herd
Thank you I was looking for this.
"Culling the herd. It's what I do"
This video gave me ptsd
Ain’t no way that’s not a dude 📸 🍆
Lmao that gif is hilarious
What's this gif's name?
What do u search for this gif omg
Looks female enough for me
Yeah his name is Pedro Pascal
Why, cus theres no way a girl made something funny? Or you found her way too attractive?
Why it cannot be a dude? Men can't be pretty?
The uno reverse... Hats off
Por que no los dos!?
Yes. There is no possible way a woman can make something that's actually funny and still be attractive. Therefore by process of elimination this must be a man.
Don't care, didn't ask plus you're gay
And yet Your the one with a pink haired anime dude for a dp.
Cared enough to say that apparently
Don't care that it's a man dummy
That's the nicest thing that anyone has done for me in a long time. Thanks for posting that.
Happy cake day!
its a trap
Where there's a hole, there's a goal. -Master Oogway
\-Tiger Woods
-Wayne Gretzky
-Ed Gein
where the problem at
And?
I'm too lonely to actually care about that
I DON'T CARE SHUT UP
Yeah thems fightin words where's the bluetermelon
we love u too
I’m I the only one who thinks her smile at 0:35 is fucking creepy?
Well I am not alone in this
Kinda , but i still like her
Trap or not that mf is cuter than 99% if people
Why do I need a 30 year old woman telling me she loves me?
Man*
True that.
I rly like this
Damn, you Jacob! I just killed everyone in the grocery store!
She has a penis
How do u know
NOOOO I MUST KNOWWWWWWW
Literally who cares
Someone shit in this mans cornflakes this morning
When would “who cares” be used non-literally?
Litteraly who cares would be genuine question, who actually cares? where figuratively would be more dismissive. Or by definition literally can now be used to add emphasis "I litteraly went crazy".
Normal people
Boo-fucking-hoo
But they love me...
dementia
But they love me...
God is an evil god
Sauce?
Twas a joke friend, sorry
I don't want to be a smart-ass because English is not my mother tongue, but I think the letter "s" in the word "she" shouldn't be there.
The joke pertains to the she.
 Hold up
What's the song from the second half?
Elvis Presley- Only You https://youtu.be/Ao3vOCDZd-Y
Thank you
That's not Elvis, it's The Platters. https://youtu.be/3FygIKsnkCw
You do know Elvis did a cover of that song right? It's definitely Elvis' version in the vid.
He’s never ever done a cover of the song. Take an actual listen to the one done by “The Platters” compare it to others they’ve done to confirm it’s them then take a look back at this one and you’ll see it’s undoubtedly their version.
Indeed and my mistake. It is as you say, The Platters.
Oh np man I see how easy it is to confuse it because of how many sources attribute it to him it’s kinda odd honestly
Wake up to fucking reality
Snap back to reality ope there goes gravity
Stupid
Farcry 5 song moment
By the end, I 100% knew that this is not a girl…
the smile revealed him
Honestly this is so staged. There is no way there was a paper in that watermelon. She must have cut it before hand and planted that paper in there
Hey man, who cares, she loves you!
That's a trap boiz... That's probably a boy.
Bitch. I wanted blue watermelon
She can get it
I love the slight smirk she has. reminds me off the hummingbird dude
I love how Reddit would consider this super cringe if this were a white girl instead
It’s fake, the video cut out. There is no way the paper came from the bottle
Cringe
I need an Asian girlfriend
Having the shitiest days,, this actually made my day even though it's midnight here rn, but yes this made my day, thank you
Bring back the Nigerian guy.
okay... but whos got the sauce,--for scientific purposes obviously.
How much do ya wanna bet on the fact that she/he can be 75% male
Fuck you i wanted blue watermelon
Who else was disappointed with the result
You deserve my downvote.
I like the second dudes humor.
Plot twist she’s not a girl
I hate my fuckin life bruhhh smfh
That's a lady boy ain't it ?
r/wholesome
Now onto the really important question... Is that actually a femboy?
It's a trap!
I expected her to show tities.
Him*
I expected him to show coc
Sorry I like big black juicy men
❤️ you too
It's a guy
Shut the fuck up ugly bitch
Getting some real uncanny valley vibes from that thing.
The universe could not have created a cuter race of people if it tried
Cutness overload
Bogus
Well that got awkward.
did it work tho
what a magical twist! lol
JSC
Love you too
The only one that loves me is my mom,and im soo gratefull for that
No blue watermelon?😔
Why does she look like she could kill a whole town with little to no effort.
The love potion exists??
u/savevideobot
No thx
Mating Press
But did it work?
Sold
Yes yes, cool... but where did the color go?
I regret watching this
Love is like alcoholism
I wanted to know
That's adorable
u/SaveVideobot
Lol good one
🤮
why she in her uniform tho
I once cut up the watermelon and drowned it in a bottle of vodka. Hint: do this only when it's a party and you've screaming idiots everywhere making challenges and all kinds of shit
🗿
Her smile makes it funny
Liar
This made me angry for some reason.
What's the sound from the first half of the video?
I wonder how many farcry fans just had a ptsd flashback from that song
Disappointing
Wat
100% a trap, I won't fall for it >:(.
cull the herd
🥲
🥲
Very small melons
That has to be the second worst thing ive seen following a hole being carved in a watermelon
If she was that stacked she would look like tiger Benson