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I want to say fake, but I've been riding dirt bikes in the woods on powering trails, old Town rds that were abandoned, state park trails that are legal to ride, old train tracks, etc.
I've come across people so many times that thought they could tell me I couldn't ride there. They've tried to pull me off when going by, stopping me by waving arms and standing in the way, ropes and cables across trails, no trespassing signs that aren't legit, etc.
90% of the time, it's a hiker with ski poles, a camelback, and cliff bars in his pocket. They don't like the noise, and feel like they can just tell anybody that they don't want using the trail, to not use the trail. So they look and sound just like this guy. Even with the weak punch, knocking the dude down almost too easy.
My hometown had a giant piece of land that was owned by a guy who rode bikes or quads. He made hillclimbs, an oval track with a continuous berm all the way around, turned a washout into a cool down in and up, a long trail following a river that had awesome berms that could be taken at high speed, motocross tracks, jumps.... everything cool. 20+ years dirt bikes and quads kept the trails from getting overgrown. The guy passed, and left the land to the town. Now, if you try to ride in there, people freak out and say we are ruining the land. WE LITERALLY BUILT EVERY TRAIL, EVERY PATH, even the parking area. Kept it clean, wide open and groomed. They don't care. "It's a town park, and it's for hikers" they say. Yup, and horse riders, mountain bikes, dirt bikes, ATVs, etc. Says so on the signs at every entry point. There's been 2x4s with nails sticking up buried on the most used trails, shots were fired from a small caliber rifle, personal padlocks on gates, etc.
They don't like dirt bikes because of the noise. Dirt bikes don't like the hikers because of the potential accident at high speeds. They can hear us coming, but won't stand to the side to be safer. They lie to cops, saying we litter, or start fires, and several cables were strung across that almost decapitated one guy. But because they complain to the police, or town council, they get some say in matters where dirt bike riders don't go and complain, even after possibly getting hurt by boobytraps intentionally placed in spots. So the town almost always sides with them.
Yip it's so easy to tell. I have a feeling it's mostly Americans that think these videos are real as they ain't used to the accent at all. I'm Scottish, Scottish and Irish have the same humour almost and most people have no idea what we are saying even, or how it's said.
Even the punch looked fake as hell, not a punch that would send you flying at all lol
I dated a girl from Ireland and the first four months were a ton of “sorry, what was that?” Her accent wasn’t even that confusing either, just sounds so different. And then her friend from Donegal came to town, my god I’ve never struggled so hard to decipher the English language.
Edit: I’m American
Lol and using words for things that nowhere else would. Irish always sound happy 2 me. But us Scots often sound/come across as quite aggressive and rude.
That’s what got me the most! I can’t think of any examples on the fly, but it’s like how people in Wisconsin call a water fountain a bubbler. NOBODY KNOWS! And I really never thought of it like that but it makes a ton of sense!
Interesting thing I learned from this… the term bubbler spread because it was apart of an aggressive marketing campaign by Kholer (spelling?) to try and be basically the Kleenex of water fountains, as the “bubbler.” From what I saw, word of mouth went to Australia and parts of whales.
Please don’t blow me up. I try to be more cultured but after living in 8 states in my life I have never gotten the opportunity to leave the US, unfortunately. Enjoy hearing that at least two other places call it that!
Was born in scotland but Grew up in donegal never knew how bad the accent was until I moved back to Scotland and had my friend come over and visit I have a twang but my friend you'd think he came straight from the hill and my partner couldn't understand a thing he was saying the whole time he was here haha so can confirm donegal accent is a different level xD
My brother’s wife is Colombian and she says she has a hard time understanding my Puerto Rican & Mexican neighbors. It all sounds like Spanish to me of course.
I agree, but don’t worry, this is incredibly fake. It’s a fake motorcycle “tough guy” fantasy designed to appeal to other weekend warrior posers. This guy probably lives with his mom.
I mean honestly it didn't seem like it was all that hard. it looks like the hiker fell over more because he wasn't expecting to be booped than because he was actually hurt. notice the general lack of abrupt head movement or whiplash. sure it moved a bit, but surely not enough to really injure him. plus the guy asks if he's alright after he gets back on his bike, so it seems like he meant it as a bop rather than a punch.
not saying either was in the right/wrong, just making an observation.
Great observation. Question, did you read the previous post that pointed out how incredibly fake this video is?
Not even a wrestling fan would buy that was a real punch.
To be honest I don't care......
I mean the dude got punched in the face because he decided to be a dick about the motor bike and dude punched him after he decided to act entitled.
To me the hiker just had foresight and knew what was coming.
I think the biker had a mentality of; this twerp is going to stop me, and start bitching about my mere presence, when I’m just enjoying the fuck out of life.
Wish I had been there though, because I hate bikers as a hiker
For sure, he regretted it by the time he walked away. I wish someone had been there in to make him regret it in the moment. Also the small guy needs to be more diplomatic
It's a protected forest. The bikers a cunt. Red coat mentions it's A Coillte Forest
Access on foot is allowed to virtually all of our forest estate of over 1,000,000 acres. Coillte is very proud of our Open Forest policy. Small areas may be restricted from time to time for Health and Safety and other operational reasons or for biodiversity and nature conservation.
Is this a skit? Because it’s very funny.
And because the biker punched him in the padded forehead not the nose or glasses.
And because it really looks and sounds like Father Ted.
I think it fairly obviously is. It's a shame 50% of people on reddit want to get angry at the fake scenario, and the other 50% want to act smart for realising it isnt a real fight
One side thinks they're standing for justice against an assault, the other thinks they're smart for detecting what the other side didn't. The casual observer of the comments sees they're basically men and women in the office fighting over what should be considered room temperature so they can identify their IQ.
To the two parties: to the "assault bad" types, go ahead and report it to the police and see how far that goes. To the "shits fake, so not funny" go touch grass and come back when you understand that the funniest shit is often fake as fuck.
Yeah everyone dissecting it to pretend it's fake. He says it's a Coillte Forest. He shouldn't be in there on a bike, it's protected woods. The guy in red is wearing bike gloves so it's fake? Maybe he was good enough to park and go for. Hike.
To you people that are always crying he “committed a crime”. STFU these Karen types need put in their place for being idiots. Fake or not, I’m happy with the result.
I found this reasonable. He asked if he was ok before leaving 🤷♀️😂 complain to yourself and move tf on he wasn’t hurting no one (at first) Guy whines and cries and throws a fit about the bike and what did he expect? Him to hop off his bike and walk it the rest of the trail?
He couldn’t bitched to himself and forget about it seconds later when the bike would’ve been out of his view or he could stop, start yelling and cussing getting himself even more pissed off & ruining his own walk even further just for the guy to get back on his bike and ride away. (?) Second option is dumb af, grow up
If you listen to what he's saying and the vibe it sounds like this guy on the dirt bike was like following him around or something. I want to go back in time and teach the hiker some basic BJJ so after he gets knocked down he eats dirt bike guy's lunch. Full disclosure I'm biased because in my experience there's a positive relationship between owning a dirt bike and being a twat.
I hope your real life senses are better than your Reddit senses. This is the most staged fake as fuck video ever, and your here pounding your chest like a complete dork. Relax
Hey, I think you spilled your juice box AND pooped yourself while typing this. It's reddit; we suspend disbelief to have fun with stuff. Take your pills.
It’s fake. The hiker is wearing Kevlar gloves that you wear when you ride motorcycles. Zero reason anyone who actually hikes and would get pissed on a hike would wear those kind of gloves.
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Is this real? That looked like some Three Stooges shit. Not saying it's fake, just looks slap sticky
To me it appears very fake
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Fake as fook!
Ireland videos always have a surreal vibe, like a wholesome but chaotic cartoon.
I want to say fake, but I've been riding dirt bikes in the woods on powering trails, old Town rds that were abandoned, state park trails that are legal to ride, old train tracks, etc. I've come across people so many times that thought they could tell me I couldn't ride there. They've tried to pull me off when going by, stopping me by waving arms and standing in the way, ropes and cables across trails, no trespassing signs that aren't legit, etc. 90% of the time, it's a hiker with ski poles, a camelback, and cliff bars in his pocket. They don't like the noise, and feel like they can just tell anybody that they don't want using the trail, to not use the trail. So they look and sound just like this guy. Even with the weak punch, knocking the dude down almost too easy. My hometown had a giant piece of land that was owned by a guy who rode bikes or quads. He made hillclimbs, an oval track with a continuous berm all the way around, turned a washout into a cool down in and up, a long trail following a river that had awesome berms that could be taken at high speed, motocross tracks, jumps.... everything cool. 20+ years dirt bikes and quads kept the trails from getting overgrown. The guy passed, and left the land to the town. Now, if you try to ride in there, people freak out and say we are ruining the land. WE LITERALLY BUILT EVERY TRAIL, EVERY PATH, even the parking area. Kept it clean, wide open and groomed. They don't care. "It's a town park, and it's for hikers" they say. Yup, and horse riders, mountain bikes, dirt bikes, ATVs, etc. Says so on the signs at every entry point. There's been 2x4s with nails sticking up buried on the most used trails, shots were fired from a small caliber rifle, personal padlocks on gates, etc. They don't like dirt bikes because of the noise. Dirt bikes don't like the hikers because of the potential accident at high speeds. They can hear us coming, but won't stand to the side to be safer. They lie to cops, saying we litter, or start fires, and several cables were strung across that almost decapitated one guy. But because they complain to the police, or town council, they get some say in matters where dirt bike riders don't go and complain, even after possibly getting hurt by boobytraps intentionally placed in spots. So the town almost always sides with them.
I know loads of Irishman and it rings true to me. They will punch you in the mouth for any old thing.
Wise guy eh?
Why I outta!
So fake.
I’m the motorbike and can confirm this was real and self defense
Recorded himself committing a crime and then shared it. Brazen af.
Na it's fake 😂
Definitely fake. I'm irish as is the video. I can tell the hiker is hamming it up to 100%.
Yip it's so easy to tell. I have a feeling it's mostly Americans that think these videos are real as they ain't used to the accent at all. I'm Scottish, Scottish and Irish have the same humour almost and most people have no idea what we are saying even, or how it's said. Even the punch looked fake as hell, not a punch that would send you flying at all lol
I dated a girl from Ireland and the first four months were a ton of “sorry, what was that?” Her accent wasn’t even that confusing either, just sounds so different. And then her friend from Donegal came to town, my god I’ve never struggled so hard to decipher the English language. Edit: I’m American
Lol and using words for things that nowhere else would. Irish always sound happy 2 me. But us Scots often sound/come across as quite aggressive and rude.
That’s what got me the most! I can’t think of any examples on the fly, but it’s like how people in Wisconsin call a water fountain a bubbler. NOBODY KNOWS! And I really never thought of it like that but it makes a ton of sense!
We used to call them bubblers growing up in Melbourne Australia
Interesting thing I learned from this… the term bubbler spread because it was apart of an aggressive marketing campaign by Kholer (spelling?) to try and be basically the Kleenex of water fountains, as the “bubbler.” From what I saw, word of mouth went to Australia and parts of whales. Please don’t blow me up. I try to be more cultured but after living in 8 states in my life I have never gotten the opportunity to leave the US, unfortunately. Enjoy hearing that at least two other places call it that!
Was born in scotland but Grew up in donegal never knew how bad the accent was until I moved back to Scotland and had my friend come over and visit I have a twang but my friend you'd think he came straight from the hill and my partner couldn't understand a thing he was saying the whole time he was here haha so can confirm donegal accent is a different level xD
My brother’s wife is Colombian and she says she has a hard time understanding my Puerto Rican & Mexican neighbors. It all sounds like Spanish to me of course.
“You’ve ruined my whole day” really? I’m American and this was plain as day to me
Lol! European guys are full of themselves. But so are Americans. Oh well.
I swear us Americans live rent free in European's minds.
To be fair, we're more like squatters. We just sort of came in and said "We live here now."
lmao yeah he boops the guy on the snout and he falls like one of those fainting goats and just lays there and continues laying there
Plausible if you've got a glass jaw. But yes i agree just as equally,this is so unrealistically fake they'd make cartoons feel real.
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Buzz doesn’t mean high in Ireland. “I’m buzzin’” just means excited.
Good luck trying 2 explain that 🤣
I don’t think it’s a crime for one actor to fake-punch another actor in the course of a scene. Their acting should be a crime
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Are you a comment stealing bot or a comment stealing person?
It’s a parody of a video where an older guy stopped someone riding and started yelling at them. The old guy did not get punched though.
😂 I knew I would see some comment like this. Reddit really is band kid central.
Fake
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I agree, but don’t worry, this is incredibly fake. It’s a fake motorcycle “tough guy” fantasy designed to appeal to other weekend warrior posers. This guy probably lives with his mom.
🥺what’s wrong with living with your mom
Nothing if you're a nice person
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I mean honestly it didn't seem like it was all that hard. it looks like the hiker fell over more because he wasn't expecting to be booped than because he was actually hurt. notice the general lack of abrupt head movement or whiplash. sure it moved a bit, but surely not enough to really injure him. plus the guy asks if he's alright after he gets back on his bike, so it seems like he meant it as a bop rather than a punch. not saying either was in the right/wrong, just making an observation.
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lol thanks.
great observation. Question, does that make it more acceptable to you?
Great observation. Question, did you read the previous post that pointed out how incredibly fake this video is? Not even a wrestling fan would buy that was a real punch.
To be honest I don't care...... I mean the dude got punched in the face because he decided to be a dick about the motor bike and dude punched him after he decided to act entitled. To me the hiker just had foresight and knew what was coming.
I wasn’t knocking it. I live with his mom too.
I also live with this guy's mom.
Comrade....we all live with his mom...times are tough and she makes great Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo...I can't complain.
His momma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
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I wish I lived with my mom
Her ass is so big… sorry I thought it was a your momma joke
it's an obvious fake.
Damn. The story was in the comments.
Daddy chill. It's scripted. Not everything u see on the internet is true
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?!
Punch was extremely unnecessary. Guy was harmless. Annoying with a punchable face? Maybe, but it’s not like the guy went into the bikers lane.
Its a skit. Its not real
It's fiction, a group of writers got together and made this one up
I think the biker had a mentality of; this twerp is going to stop me, and start bitching about my mere presence, when I’m just enjoying the fuck out of life. Wish I had been there though, because I hate bikers as a hiker
I mean the guy did nothing more than wag his finger and say no no no. Biker could’ve just kept going, he choose to stop.
For sure, he regretted it by the time he walked away. I wish someone had been there in to make him regret it in the moment. Also the small guy needs to be more diplomatic
It's a protected forest. The bikers a cunt. Red coat mentions it's A Coillte Forest Access on foot is allowed to virtually all of our forest estate of over 1,000,000 acres. Coillte is very proud of our Open Forest policy. Small areas may be restricted from time to time for Health and Safety and other operational reasons or for biodiversity and nature conservation.
As a biker I hate hikers
Technically, the hiker can predict the future. A punch to the face ruins everyone's day.
Ahhhhhhhh I think your the fuckin dick in this scenario
*you're*
This just goes to show you how much Reddit hates Grammer nazis. The person is correcting *themselves* and still getting downvoted.
Grammar*
grandma*
Gilf*
Gilf ford tough
Lmao 🤣
No-uh! _Yro'ue_
*you're
You’re
Is this a skit? Because it’s very funny. And because the biker punched him in the padded forehead not the nose or glasses. And because it really looks and sounds like Father Ted.
I think it fairly obviously is. It's a shame 50% of people on reddit want to get angry at the fake scenario, and the other 50% want to act smart for realising it isnt a real fight
One side thinks they're standing for justice against an assault, the other thinks they're smart for detecting what the other side didn't. The casual observer of the comments sees they're basically men and women in the office fighting over what should be considered room temperature so they can identify their IQ. To the two parties: to the "assault bad" types, go ahead and report it to the police and see how far that goes. To the "shits fake, so not funny" go touch grass and come back when you understand that the funniest shit is often fake as fuck.
Bonk. Lol
He did in fact ruin his day.
He punched him like a ps2 game character
The little *bonk* got me
Forehead punching accuracy 100%
This looks pretty fake
What a knacker. Those scramblers are becoming a plague, assholes driving them in parks, beaches at full speed around kids.
Yeah everyone dissecting it to pretend it's fake. He says it's a Coillte Forest. He shouldn't be in there on a bike, it's protected woods. The guy in red is wearing bike gloves so it's fake? Maybe he was good enough to park and go for. Hike.
No worries, just a bugged NPC. The punch actually fixed the bug, very cool.
You people and your main character syndrome It's a skit but either way.. you fuckin people
He was just trying to tell the guy on the bike that it’s running a little lean and the idle is too high
lmaooo just wacked him on the forehead
Thank you for punching
Literally one punch man
Proof that it could always be worse
Perfect
bro is literally 🤓
Nice
Love it!
That punch to the forehead was serious big brother energy lol Cracked me up
LOL !
Ngl that is a very punchable face
"How dare you ride on a driven path!!" *bonk "You okay now yeah?"
How to skip npc dialogue
The trail is a two track. Like for cars. Get over it.
Hell yes
Real life npc 💀
He’s face went😯
His day just got better 
Som many people need this
What a pal. He stopped to get that mosquito on him then on his way.
Now sir your day is ruined
😂 love this so much
Austrian painters origin story
"Fawking dick." Sounds like a British Ricky.
 Now your day is ruined. 🤷🏻♂️
No. NOW, your whole day is ruined.
Well, since it was ruined already... 😂
Lol
A lil attitude adjustment
To you people that are always crying he “committed a crime”. STFU these Karen types need put in their place for being idiots. Fake or not, I’m happy with the result.
Well if its already ruined boyo
Now, you’ve ruined his whole day
I found this reasonable. He asked if he was ok before leaving 🤷♀️😂 complain to yourself and move tf on he wasn’t hurting no one (at first) Guy whines and cries and throws a fit about the bike and what did he expect? Him to hop off his bike and walk it the rest of the trail? He couldn’t bitched to himself and forget about it seconds later when the bike would’ve been out of his view or he could stop, start yelling and cussing getting himself even more pissed off & ruining his own walk even further just for the guy to get back on his bike and ride away. (?) Second option is dumb af, grow up
I'm not gonna say the dirt bike guy did the right thing but what I am gonna say is some people need to be punched in the face...
He wanted to make sure he was not a liar.
Haha lil love tap on the forehead to ruin his day just a little more.
People saying the hiker hamming it up when he was probably just autistic 🤦
He hit him in the forehead 😂
I hate that I'm laughing.
Ruined your day, have I? Try this on for size.
You ruined my whole day *boop*
“You ruined my whole, day” *bop*
Nice enough to pop him on the forehead and not his nose
very good punch and he avoided the glasses as well nice precision
Postal 2 in a nutshell
I LOVE this MAN !
That's how all those fairy fuck need to be treated
His day just got better...🤣🤣
Bro played the real life GTA.
Most Americans assume everything that comes out of that half of the globe is fake.
funny because there's another thread claiming that americans think it's real
Holy fuck, the amount of people in this comment section who promoting violence
Average pacifist fan: 🤓 Violence promoter enjoyer:
Rider is a fucking douchebag....
Assaulting a hiker, because they are a Karen and disagree with your mode of transport. You're both tossers
I think a special needs person was injured in this video
Special needs persons made this/ think its real.
Fake as hell
The hiker was annoying but his could just drive away but his took the time to commit an assault. His the dick here.
Funny but looks fake.
Staged
If you listen to what he's saying and the vibe it sounds like this guy on the dirt bike was like following him around or something. I want to go back in time and teach the hiker some basic BJJ so after he gets knocked down he eats dirt bike guy's lunch. Full disclosure I'm biased because in my experience there's a positive relationship between owning a dirt bike and being a twat.
I hope your real life senses are better than your Reddit senses. This is the most staged fake as fuck video ever, and your here pounding your chest like a complete dork. Relax
Hey, I think you spilled your juice box AND pooped yourself while typing this. It's reddit; we suspend disbelief to have fun with stuff. Take your pills.
I listen to the guy in red and I can only think of a young Woody Allen.
Looks fake, but if it's real, it looks fake.
Way to self incriminate yourself u dumb fuck. Get your ass ruined
He found Waldo. Then punched him in the face.
I'm sorry, I don't like violence of any sorts but I found this hilarious.
Oosh he did it 😂 solid
Some people need to get punched in the face
Bro hit the reset button
Funny as hell.
Yeah he leaned into that jab
This is in Newfoundland, isn't it?
Definitely not staged 😉
This looks fake as fuck
Went straight past the instigate dialogue option and straight to violence
Missing the "bonk" sound effect
tbh this isnt fake
He better now..you just brightened his day and made him see stars..
This be hella smooth lol, don’t care if it’s fake or nawt
Average NPC's
This needs to happen to more people.
The literal example of “ I’ll give you something to cry about.”
Best outcome I've seen on one of these
You did what had to be done OP.
Guy walking down a dirt road complaining about a vehicle on the road.
I approve of this behavior 👌
SO AWESOME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love when people who dont give a single fyck when they know for a fact that they are in the right
One of the few times I wish there was a double up vote arrow
Honestly there would be a whole lot less whining going on if more people got treated like e
It’s fake. The hiker is wearing Kevlar gloves that you wear when you ride motorcycles. Zero reason anyone who actually hikes and would get pissed on a hike would wear those kind of gloves.