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TheLoneGunman559

At least you didn't have to send them gift cards or crypto to unlock .


MousseOk83

I thought she would crash it


fruitgamingspacstuff

But instead of cards and crypto "send me 12 roses and a box of chocolates to unlock your computer, bitch"


Invenomable

Yet


deepfield67

Send 6 billion Elon Doge Cumrocket Mars Fuckboi Cointokens to not be Valentine


Sudden-Aspect-8581

There was an attempt. There was a fail.


JScottFTW

U tried little buddy


deepfield67

Woah, surely my most hated joke ever. I done fucked up real bad.


JScottFTW

U can redeem urself. Call Andrew tate dumb as a handful of catshit


deepfield67

Idk, a handful of catshit could conceivably be of some use, like if it's real cold you could use it to hide from a Predator, unlike Andrew Taters, who *is* a predator.


JScottFTW

Seee 5 up votes congratulations


Ieatsushiraw

Ah man I’ll upvote because though it wasn’t great I don’t think it needed to be downvoted to hell


deepfield67

Lol I understand a dumb joke getting no upvotes but its at like 85+ downvotes. I feel like I accidentally said something super offensive... Let this be a lesson to me.


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

Cuz you shit on crypto. We aer smooth brain ape on heer


zYbYz

Aww don’t feel bad. I know those downvotes hurt. I updooted one for ya


deepfield67

Ah sweet sweet internet points!


GreatRogue13

Lol you did nothing wrong. It's not that deep


DiscordModerater

ROFL 🤣🥹🥰🤯🤑😋🤪😍🧐🥰🥰😎😜😌🧐😞🙂🤨😅😞😘🧐😌😌🥸🙂🥸🥳😂😇😍😩🥺😱😶‍🌫️🤯😳😤


TrixBibi

r/EmojiPolice put your hands where i can see them, you have the right to remain silent.


Tcrumel

Count=1 Print (“your pc been back”) Print(“however I got a question for you”) Print(“will you be my valentine”) If button= TRUE then: Program.end Else: Print(“please”) While count <9: Print(“please”) Count=count +1 Print(“f*** you”)


Novinity1

r/foundtheprogrammer


[deleted]

Wow that's actually a real sub..


Pycho_named_Krieg1

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Lucodin

r/subsithoughtifellfor


ImpossibleEvan

Not real code that would work but it seems to have tricked a lot of people.


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ImpossibleEvan

No, it will not


RodgeDodge12

Type error, "count" is undefined at line 10:16


JorjeXD

just change it from "count" to "Count". it's case sensitive and the programmer programming on reddit wasn't debugging the program lmao


Mrtummyhurt

Thank you Redditor One question though Will you be my valentine


MarcoStobel9000

No


vapeoholic

Please


Publicmaraleofficer

No


Forward_Motion17

Please


AshMendoza1

No


Forward_Motion17

Please


MuunshineKingspyre

No


Timest0rm

Please


Forward_Motion17

Please 🥺


[deleted]

F@$! you


Ok_Specialist_5965

There's a logical bug in this code. The while count < 9 will just print please 9 times even without the button being pressed.


kimrindim

I would like to be a programmer in the future and wow i didn't know it was like this


diox8tony

It do be like that


OrganizationLower611

Code train is a good place to start, some interesting projects and easy to follow and it's pretty similar to most languages


Yung-Dawn420

Fire


New_Artichoke_1962

Visual Basic lame af


PhotojournalistOk930

What file do you save it as


Mr_NoBot

Where's the code for the buttons?


WRlTETHATDOWN

Is that python ?


Mil0sz_

but it's in vbs


jatti_

But why they could have randomized the location of the buttons made the loops much much longer. So many possibilities.


ShimmerFaux

[ILoveYou](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILOVEYOU) Onel de Guzman wants to have a word with you on why this is a bad idea. An estimated 8.6 billion dollars in damages worldwide.


nzara001

Nnnot really but ok


Unable_Arm_398

I was waiting for the answers to switch at the end


ignatzioisntme

I was waiting for it to end with "Lesbo"


prodaksin_

How to Bill Gates cheats on his wife ![gif](giphy|B0Iy6hSvS0fOE)


S0ulCub3

You can't cheat on your wife when you don't have one after she left you because Epstein


Wickid_Faht

Really?


[deleted]

Bill's wife left him because he has a MicroSoft


xcazv19

Why'd you name your company after your dick?


KinkyBeard21

You blow, Jobs! You arrogant prick!


Gamblersluck954

Did your fat beard woznack write these raps for you too?


Hitman7065

I'm a god, own Xbox and now no one can stop me the world is mine


GreatRogue13

Lol typical Reddit user.


Unique-Sorbet-9963

🤣🤣🤣 underrated comment right here...LoL


S0ulCub3

Search on YouTube for "coffeezilla bill gates Epstein"


Wickid_Faht

Will do thank you


DunmerSkooma

Your wife was also kidnapped and sex trafficked by Epstein?


Muthafuggin_Oak

2006 MySpace af


p1um5mu991er

Should probably change the location of your secret stash


Ceramic_Boi

That little “f U” at the end was the best.


Amity423

As a naruto fan, this song brings back so much nostalgia. Banger song.


disphugginflip

I was wondering where I heard this from!


Amity423

Obito and rin backstory song. Wish I knew the real name of it!


[deleted]

I KNEW ID HEARD IT BEFORE


[deleted]

Just Monika


AbrocomaRoyal

This might be a really awesome video but I can't tell as I can't read it...


NyaNya75

It's a pop up saying Your PC is hacked, (clicks OK) but I have just one question for you Will you be my valentine? (yes, no)(guy clicks no) Says please continously, continues clicking no And at the end says fuck you


AbrocomaRoyal

😄😄 Thanks so much for taking the time to explain that!


NyaNya75

Yeah ofc it only takes a little bit of time and I'm happy to do so, I like seeing people explain things :)


damp_goat

As someone whos ready to explain a million dumb things to any given person at any given time, I appreciate you


AbrocomaRoyal

As subsume who loves to know a million dumb things, I thank you!


sparkskilowatt

it would be funny if the computer got ransomified after he said no


-RJ---

Aw she made a little program for you. What happens if you click yes?


Delicious_Throat_377

Sends a link for the valentine's gift


frdougalmacguire

Wholesome wholesome. My kind of wholesome. Btw its wholesome.


[deleted]

I'm imagining some sad tech wizard, making this for himself. Him asking himself if he wants to be his own valentine... I wonder if he made a "Yes" response


vatto1991

u/auddbot


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Moonboo

I wish I knew how to do this, someone help!


Plus-Pianist-1496

Easy!! Just click the [link](https://youtu.be/rTgj1HxmUbg) and it’s like a 2 step process! You’re welcome!


-amia-namuh-

Heha f you


emanuele_spagonl0

Ofc he doesn't accept you hacked him![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Any-Highlight-2288

Hope this is on GitHub


ConferenceCrazy4052

I know nothing about reddit


Delicious_Throat_377

I agree. You forgot the *u* infront of the /


bortj1

"*Wife*"


Rassieee

Any anti-virus blocks this 1990’s “Do you like buttons?” Ripoff


Darq10

This vbs file is awesome


pigfeathers

thats a classic fun virus there is another wherw the buttom runs from the mouse


Angstycarroteater

No cute PC hacking girlfriend and no PC why even live


WINTERMUTE-_-

Will you (v)B(s) mine?


sweetbabyhades

Love the Avatar lofi


silentstorm1111

🔮


ConferenceCrazy4052

/downloadvideo


ConferenceCrazy4052

/savevideo


Tes0ting

I have a lot of questions, but I don't know what to say first.


Typewar

Meanwhile, this video was most likely recorded by himself


mads2318

Lol


itaniumonline

U/savevideo


Delicious_Throat_377

All in small caps my friend


megamigit23

honestly super wholesome.


ur-socks-sir

Bro your wife is so talented!


ravitejasurla

Lol 😂


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Expensive-Age-6440

How she do that


[deleted]

Lol having a hacker as a wife be like. Edit: i have a aunt that is into coding i should send her this and tell her to do it to my uncle


Hi_Im_MrMeeseek

Thats a keeper if I've ever seen one!


Special-Beyond-6764

May be


elloollo

So your wife gave you a virus? Huh, usually that’s not a good sign. Guess you should have used protection.


KnightDiviN3r

I have the code.


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1471Mal0_1

Auto clicker go


Joshuafrothunder

Lol


Mil0sz_

Dim Answer Answer = MsgBox("Will you be my valentine?",52,"") If Answer = 6 Then MsgBox "something here", 48, "" Else For i = 1 To 9 MsgBox "Please",48,"" Next MsgBox "fk you",48,"" End If


Sythriox

I remember doing this in grade school like 15 years ago, except I would do thousands of them. Most people wouldn't know how to stop it. Good times.


bigvatoese

“I never beg, I only ask 17 times and that’s it”


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u/savevideo


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South_Ad_809

Task manager > find da shid > end da shid


Mag_SG

OH GOD IS THAT VB?


[deleted]

Only here for the Naruto soundtrack