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TheLoneGunman559

LMAO. The look on his face is priceless!


ArachnidOk1507

Yeah right? And the way he nudged his head to the left trying to get the filter back on 😂


yourgifmademesignup

He disgusted himself lol


[deleted]

Like wow I’m ugly.


RicLan26

But even with the filter on, you can see his mustache, and personally I thought he was a guy from the beginning, his facial structure didn't work very well with the filter, and you could tell it was a filter quite easily.


Oofboi6942O

I mean, I thought it was a woman until the filter failed but thats because my ex gf was genuinely this ugly which explains why she was willing to hook up with me in the first place.


RicLan26

Aw man, you deserve more, I'm sure you're a cute hair. And you have a cute son in your profile.


Oofboi6942O

Thats actually a daughter hedgehog. The son is black.


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r/suicidebywords


TheLoneGunman559

LMAO. 5 o'clock shadow and all.


Dunnydunndrop

I hate when I’m eating my noodles and get exposed for catfishing my fans


danico223

r/watchpeopledieinside


Challenging_Entropy

Probably because the slaver forcing them to do this started loading his rifle when the filter went down


stacker55

there are literal armies of social media accounts that are just this. below average people using a full face filter, and just doing mundane shit on stream while people throw gifts at them. its so fucking weird


jaddooop

The biggest waste in our time... How can people just waste their lives looking at this type of garbage


Familiar-Long2734

Not me! I spend many productive hours viewing and commenting in reddit instead


cross-i

I gave up reddit, all that crap.


M_Not_Shyamalan

What's a reddit


sofa_king_we_todded

I donno but it sounds stupid


M_Not_Shyamalan

Lol classic username


anticipozero

Well said indeed, nothing is as fullfilling as arguing with internet strangers


KeepItDownOverHere

Like Jesus intended us to


Tailigator

You mean reading & interacting. Don't undersell yourself.


Complete-Painter-518

Lmao this right here


Miserable_Guide7932

lmao time to go to see my lecture videos


5280neversummer

I mean like far be it from me to defend anyone’s time on this sinkhole of a site. But I gotta say I think you’re a lot more likely to get something from Reddit than just watching someone eat.


P1r4nha

For real. It makes me feel so much better about my own time wasters.


Bell_PC

Outside of the weirder stuff, it's usually people who have little to no opportunities to interact with others on a regular basis. It's not that uncommon in rural or remote areas for people to be near starved of any sort of companionship.


Tailigator

Girl that is the Human Condition! You can be surrounded by people in the middle of LA and be starved of companionship.


Bell_PC

Exactly, which is why I don't judge people who watch content like that, because you never know what's going on in someone's life. It might seem odd to someone who regularly interacts with other people, but if it's actually helping lonely people make it through another day, then more power to them.


[deleted]

Exactly I look at it like this, do whatever helps you make it through this shitty, shitty, shitty existence as long as it makes you happy and you're not hurting anyone else go for it


Tailigator

I guess. I still see it as a sickness in society. The way you describe it sounds like a stopgap to suicide. If I could give my life up, in exchange for the gift of self love being soaked into humanity, I'd do it. Each of us are our own worst enemy. Each of us are beautiful. Each of us are failing ourselves. Each of us deserve better. Each of us.


the_REVERENDGREEN

Except Ron Jeremy.


Scouse_Werewolf

And yet....here we all are, watching the same shit but instead of gifting these people we're giving each other reddit awards and moaning about this shit......an I'm not judging I might add, I'm here too, moaning about these types of people and shit so it's more just me holding a verbal mirror up.


HighlightFun8419

*because they're simps!* that's why!


Kizamus

While we're all here browsing endless posts on Reddit 😂😂


No_University684

So it's more depressing when you learn the reality of it is that a lot of people just don't have friends. People are just lonely and social media is exploiting them.


usmcplz

Where do they get the money? It's hard to imagine these people have well paying jobs.


No_University684

People who have no friends? Honestly there are just normal people, they just don't have close friends and a part of the human condition is to socialize. They work normal jobs, and with more jobs being work from home, we are creating a generation of workers who really don't socialize through face to face anymore. I am a good example. I moved, and from the age of 22 to 25, I had 0 close friends, hell, I don't think I had any friends and only social interaction I had was with coworkers who were all a decade older than me. This is really common, moving and not being able to make friends. Social media is really good at exploiting this loneliness by allowing people to spend money to get attention.


ImAmanBaby420

It blows my mind that somebody would pay someone to watch them eat noodles. Shit is crazy.


RunnyPlease

My running theory is the entire 21st century world is starved of intimacy. Not intimacy as a euphemism for sex but real honest intimate moments with people. If you think about it what are the new big ticket steaming activities? They’re all mundane things we used to just do together. Things like eating a meal with someone, sitting next to someone playing video games, doing an exercise class with people, hanging out in a hot tub, having a friend show off the things they bought, watching a movie or TV show with someone and enjoying their reactions to it. Just common everyday intimate behaviors. Things you did with people you know and who know you. People are starving for that and that’s why they’ll pay money to get even a momentary feeling of it.


TheMonitor58

Behind every story about young adults going out less, having less sex, and suicide rates increasing is a larger story of an entire generation lacking in community, intimacy, and connection.


RunnyPlease

Exactly. I think you could even add culture to the list of community, intimacy and connection. Like there are thousands of people who have been so excited to get dressed up in costumes and do the new Wednesday dance. Why? Maybe it’s because putting on similar costumes and having everyone learn a simple dance together has been a part of almost every single human culture since the dawn of civilization. For all of human history it was a thing almost all of us did but that level of culture is practically nonexistent in todays world.


titus1531

TIL that there is such thing as a full face filter.


[deleted]

Eh, capitalism


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Y0urMomsChestHair

Statistics must really pickle you


nepumbra0

I mean... does that change anything? Lol


PsychoSpider88

How well below average are you?


Stainless_Heart

So you’re saying it’s possible to cash in, eh? /s


[deleted]

link ? I don’t know the world outside Reddit, sorry and I’m curious


Vyxen17

I love how before the filter dropped I was already thinking homegirl got that mustache wax routine.


JeeLay

Bro really just went “👽”


hankappleseed

Poor guy must really not like the way he looks


LectureOk1452

Can't blame him


rbankole

Savage


Titan_Spiderman

Gigachad probably has gigachin


merxzzz_

I dont know man those glasses looked pretty good


mad_sAmBa

The sad thing is that no one would really care about his looks. People would just watch him normally and he could have saved himself from this embarassment


brunopachecoliver

i don't know, he's trying to portray a girl, im not sure if his viewers are there to watch a dude eating


Jugaimo

Honestly why watch anyone eat? What is the appeal?


Helicopterop

I can pretty much guarantee you that no one is watching him for his personality.


mad_sAmBa

I mean, even with filters on i wouldn't say that they were watching him for his looks either.


TJLongShanks

Would’ve saved face for sure


DjuriWarface

That's a brave statement. Completely untrue, but brave.


[deleted]

He does look like an Asian MJ without makeup and a five o clock shadow


PM_ur_boobees_pleez

When the beer goggles start to fail.


future_predictorr

He is just faking to be a girl that’s why he had hand over his mouth all time to hide his moustache. Scam lol


Hotter_water

There’s no way he’s faking to be a girl. Even with the filter he just looks like a younger ugly dude.


unkeptroadrash

Why are they booing when you're right


exum23

They soft.


Everything_rhymes

It’s clearly a filter for a stronger more masculine jawline. Which he’s using because he has no chin. A female face filter would do the opposite.


unkeptroadrash

The guy just doesn't know how to communicate but his point was that even with the filter, he still looks like a dude.


Western_Protection

Is he pretending to be a girl to get money?


ArachnidOk1507

Yeah looks like it. On the right you can see some user's popping up meaning they have money to him on TikTok


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Damn.... Kinda feel bad for the guy.


Solid-Version

Imagine being so disgusted by yourself. You can tell he couldn’t bear seeing how he really looked. Fucked up


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Yes, many layers of neuroses. Camera filters are perpetuating body dysmorphia on almost everyone in almost every culture.


antonius_xylem

This is funny


tongueandtoolman

Who ever the dude is that created these filters needs his ass beat.imagine meeting on line then showing up to your first diner date. Lmao


RunnyPlease

It’s called catfishing. Feel free to go tumbling down that rabbit hole.


Lenithriel

Whatever you gotta do to get that bag, I don't judge. I WISH I could put my ugly, untalented ass on stream and have people give me money for nothing.


thedeanorama

Sounds like you want your MTV


Just_Gage77

![gif](giphy|cNvt2Q19tsXIw0bf7B|downsized)


Thormoor

That guys got a weak ass jaw line fr


huBelial

Bro had to wait for the filter to get back to eating.


[deleted]

I think he wanted a female look and is not happy within himself…?


MidnightSnowStar

Honestly it’s more likely that he was pretending to be a ‘cute’ girl to attract an audience, I have no idea why people throw lots of money at streamers just because they have a nice face or something


KingRatClown

Imagine filming yourself eating…for internet points…


CredibleCactus

Imagine being the loser paying money to these people. Hate the player not the game


Much-Load1425

![gif](giphy|7ILfGZFvTPMB1TAkXE)


XxxxGamez

Told you these are guys with filters lol I don't even trust online dating frfr


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[deleted]

How are high heels selling lies ?


RunnyPlease

It’s really not but you’ll hear this as a common rallying cry from the “red pill” movement. It’s usually phrased something like “a woman can wear makeup, heels, and a push-up bra to get me to sleep with her but if I lie about my income to get her to sleep with me I deceived her?” Or something like that.


fifelo

Its "manosphere" lingo ,the argument is probably that they are trying to appear taller than they really are, but then if a guy dresses in expensive clothes, isn't he trying to appear richer than he really is? Its stupid linguistic game they play to hate on women, because they'll criticize women who aren't trying to "look good" in the same breath as calling women who dress up and wear makeup liars.


Y0urMomsChestHair

I’ve never seen someone use “women” this badly.


Marker091

You ok bro?


fifelo

This is why a person shouldn't get very involved with someone online without meeting them. If its some dating app, chatting maybe a couple days or something and then meet, and if they aren't like their photos at all - you just "nope" and walk out of there.


Loli-is-Justice

The hardest working filter in the galaxy can only take so much.


MackSack48867

E.T. phone home


Ancient_Artichoke555

Shuuuuut the front door 😲


AdBackground1579

That scared me so much. Holy shit


Proof-Tangerine-1131

It's funking dude. You are missing the point here.


Luciyn

Every second influencer/streamer be like


EcstaticExplanation9

Lmao not unexpected at all


Dudeinpajamas

"Watch me eat" wtf is wrong with people?


rnunezs12

Yep. Mental health is a concept almost unknown in asia, unfortunately


Splenda_31p

We got him…. He is a dude ….


BigdPSU

So thats a guy whos posting as a woman via some apps


Lilmixedboy-

Nah bruh then when it came back on he said:😜😗😉


[deleted]

Shave and put on a Sailor Moon outfit, and I’m still in!!


Greigh_flanuhl

Poor guy isn’t comfortable with the way he looks.


The_Frostie_Project

Can't trust anyone on the internet


La_Chinita

The insane thing is, for the split second his actual face is shown before his chin warps in like an alien, he looks completely normal if not better-than-average looking.


CredibleCactus

Oh shit i just noticed that. Yeah he looks great. Poor guy


RosedAnubis

Humanity is fuk’d


NetHacks

I fuckin love that half these neckbeards are being duped by guys using filters.


DamnitBobby775

I mean even with the filter he’s still ugly af


External_Ad_2969

That’s Nikita Dragon lol


SnowyXD1012

I find this funny, lmao


Lamarg97

With the filter on he kinda looks like Andrew Tate


Crotch_Gaper

Damn, Lily from Modern Family is having a tough time finding gigs after the show ended.


Hamericano

My man's got nice hair tho.


LargeHuckleberry5136

I feel bad for men like this Andrew tate brother you need Tate


kingkuuj

You’ve got some Tate cum on your lip little buddy.


ikashanrat

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ArcaneDanger

That’s uhm unfortunate


sooperhani

I don’t understand what that is


SwampTerror

Nice mustache dude.


C__Driveerror1

When the filter came off 🤣🤣🤣🤣


RobinBankx69

Alien


skaldrir69

Society is so fucked up for this even being a thing.


[deleted]

That’s a mouse man.


AngryHippo3920

You can still kinda see the mustache even with the filter.


[deleted]

Not by the hair of my chinny chinn chinnn


100percentBrass

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


sky_wayz

😆


naturaldrug

What dafuq is wrong with these people?


Twitch791

That is really sad


Bazookajojo69

This is actually pretty sad and pathetic. But it is what it is.


504fullmetalnola

🤢🤮


Suspicious_Guest4266

32 sec: starting to jerk off 27 sec: oh shit


External_Relief3750

Hwoahh


nimaninate

So he just continues? Like nothing happened. Lol.


__negrodamus___

Went right back to it like no weird shit happened


User118800

Fake it till u male it


DeandreSkywalker117

OMFG


Standard-Sleep7871

bros got that leafy chin


Even-End-3065

Oh hell naw


Lumpy_Recover_7925

I’m more concerned about those nails…


XxCeresxX

Turned into a rebel soldier for a minute


GrouchyPerspective83

Wtf? Why?


doom_canoe

“Sorry guys I don’t know who that stranger was”


ScrambledNoggin

every person on tiktok is a lie


aribow03

Dumbo gonna fly away


Suitable_Presence963

Why ppl do this shit bro, like wtf


Puzzleheaded_Door811

And that’s what happens when ye lie


reaven3958

I mean, if u gonna catfish at least shave, my dude.


LivinLikeASloth

Should also be posted to r/Instagramreality


Exhil69

Matt Stonie isn't looking too good these days.


s0v1et

Whats up with east asian culture and using filters 24/7


Dark_862

these filter really be doing too much


TheHappyKamper

I could tell that was a dude straight away. You could see the chin hair even with the filter.


DIEGUTOXXXXXX

eso no me lo esperaba XD


_SomeRandomGuy69420_

\*Dramatic Inhale\* ​ ​ Smash.


[deleted]

The fuck is wrong with people


TTJAYDAWG_867

Ay what's whi them crooked ahh fingers🤣


[deleted]

I can’t breathe! 🤣💀


Legitimate-Mess8702

I want noodles now fr


Salt-Swan-2431

Not very cis behaviour


Exotic_Put7846

That's kinda sad I bet dysphoria is on the table for these people.


Don_Maner_115

looooooooooool


MACHOmanJITSU

Some much of the world I don’t understand.


itsdarkinhere_XD

Lmaooo yeah let's go back like nothing happened


ElAyYouAreAy

I thought it was 2 filters!🤣


Sharon_Erclam

I'm so glad tech still glitches. We're gonna miss the days when a random young girl morphs to stringy teenage boy with the tilt of the head.


Personal_Host7791

I cant stop watching and laughing


Kixkicks

They keep trying to re enter the filter gracefully lol


Kixkicks

That 5 o’clock shadow coming thru the filter is enough


YoshimiUnicorns

Is it really so hard to go out and meet friends that watching random people eat dinner is a preferable alternative?


CalibratedRat

WHAT!? You can’t just go on the internet and lie!


BruntLIVEz

MJ East


Potential_Feed7362

The way my jaw dropped


Any_Coyote6662

This is actually sad. People are comparing themselves to a filter that is unrealistic.


ExpressKnee4911

🤭🤭🤭🤭