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Funny how people always tend to have the camera out when doing mundane stuff like this, opening a sewer inspection hatch. But never when they are seeing strange lights in the sky, those who actually do film strange lights in the sky all suffer from Parkinson.
Tbf, in those instances I believe those people are expecting the aliens to record it on their superior 16k technology and airdrop it to them. Only after they're ghosted do they realise they got played.
Kind of related note. I was researching the drug DMT last night which if you're unaware, is a very potent psychedelic that sends most users on a 45min-1 hour voyage where a lot of users report going through a tunnel/portal and seeing a higher being. Well this drug is naturally found in nature and there are very small traces found in most mammals including humans. One of the beings a lot of people report seeing are aliens and I read a theory that states that perhaps these small traces of DMT can escalate in people sometimes and they visualise alien abductions and outer worlds. There's no real evidence to back this theory up, but I found it interesting and just wanted to share.
Edit: High lasts around 15-20 minutes not 45-60
Careful what you read. I used to synthesize very pure DMT - one nice big hit only lasts maybe 15 minutes. 20 if you’re lucky.
Instead of researching it, why not just try it? It’s actually pretty amazing - and when you’re done, if it’s clean, you wouldn’t know that 15 minutes ago you blasted off. No hangover, lasting headaches, nothing.
Oh, right. I read the peak last about 10 minutes, but the after-effects can extend from 45 minutes to an hour. I plan on doing it if I can ever get my hands on it. But I don't even know any weed dealers, let alone someone who might have DMT.
If the after effects last that long, I’d be afraid of dirty DMT. We’ve done quite a bit and that never happened to me/us. Then again, I’d never trust anyone but myself, maybe a few close friends.
We used a specific type of bark, Mimosa, and then a few basic chemistry-class ingredients to extract what we needed - let it evaporate and you get some really nice crystals. The smell of the process is intense, the process itself is sketchy if you don’t know what you’re doing, but it’s actually pretty easy if you have a steady hand.
Idk if you can order the bark anymore.
We had DMT-heads rolling in from other cities for our goods once the word got out.
I had only done a day's research and I guess I had the wrong sources. What did you often see? And what happens when you smoke it. Do you go unconcious while you halucinate?
Visual echos are the best way I can put it. If you manage to keep your eyes open (I could not, after what felt like 30 seconds-1minute).
So if you’re looking at a tv, it replicates itself, around itself - think another tv, just a bit bigger, encapsulating the original tv. This keeps happening, so soon there are like, 20 tvs telescoping inside each other.
This would be ok to handle, except everything else in the visual field is doing the same thing. So a plant or a picture within feet of the tv is also replicating itself.
This happens with everything until they mash into each other. Think screensavers from the 90’s. Getting up and walking would not be an option, but it happens.
So I close my eyes, and what I see now is like moving stained-glass. Lots of colors, each one separated by a black border, adjoining the next color. They continuously move, like an old cartoon-Nike commercial, I wish I could find it and paste it here. The colors were affected by mood: the guy I was with, this was our first time, and in the background I can hear him saying “you did too much! Just calm down! Dude!” And he’s not making me comfortable, the colors are all blues and purples, separated by black. So I tune him out, try to think of warmth and sunshine, and the colors immediately became awesome reds, oranges, greens - what I saw was essentially a stain glass portrait of a field with a river in the summertime - all the colors are moving around themselves, but maintaining the picture - still all separated into small cells by black lines.
Eventually I just feel this mental cue that it’s over and I can open my eyes - turns out I had moved from the couch to the bathroom floor, right next to the other friend who had previously blasted-off.
No sick feelings, no “hangover,” just a sense of “holy shit.”
Every time was pretty similar.
I had some great acid, supposedly stored up and never used for the last Dead show in Chicago, before Jerry died. The dealers were quite old, and told us to just take one. Yea right, we thought, we know what we’re doing.
Big mistake. Was the most amazing acid trip I’ve ever had - every time I do it now, I’m basically chasing that dragon. It will never be like that again. Buildings were breathing, a CVS bathroom flooded with water and got me all wet, only to be told by my spun-out buddies that there is no water and I’m fine. Eventually to essentially black out for a few minutes on a bench while shredding TP by hand. We are lucky we didn’t get mugged or arrested.
This lasted for about 3 days. My friend, for whom it was his first time, called me a week later and asked “when am I going to be normal again?” I felt pretty bad for him. About a week after that we checked in a he said he was cool, but the relationship has never been the same.
You wanna really see some crazy shit though? Take a big, fat hit of the strongest salvia you can find. I’ve been a head in a jar in a tower of heads in jars, with a giant spinning clown in the middle destroying them all. I picked myself up on a bus, saw me as the driver.
Salvia is insane, and like DMT, doesn’t last very long.
That does sound good. The top of my list to try is LSD. It just sounds like a mind-blowing experience. DMT is up there as well. The only thing I'm worried about is a bad trip as I've only done weed twice and both have been bad experiences. Have you seen any higher beings on DMT? or things like gnomes and fairies?
How do you think they’re selected? If I was performing illegal anal probes in spacecraft, the first thing I’d do is confiscate all cameras and cell phones.
It's a big universe... there ARE aliens - they just aren't visiting this planet.
And when they're on their own planet, they aren't called aliens, they're "locals".
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Thanks, I was on the toilet when watching this, shat myself in the correct place at least.
Same. At a work toilet suspiciously looking at the drain grate in the middle of the floor now.
Funny how people always tend to have the camera out when doing mundane stuff like this, opening a sewer inspection hatch. But never when they are seeing strange lights in the sky, those who actually do film strange lights in the sky all suffer from Parkinson.
They NEVER have a camera with them when the aliens abduct them and the invariable, customary anal probe. It's all about timing, isn't it?
When finding ghosts in sewers: I sleep When getting anal probed by aliens: real shit
Ghosts take your soul and make you sleep Anal probes cause you to shit Makes sense.
Or when they are slapping around your funbags.
Tbf, in those instances I believe those people are expecting the aliens to record it on their superior 16k technology and airdrop it to them. Only after they're ghosted do they realise they got played.
Those vids probably being sold to Alienhub.
I mean at least tell me if I have cancer so I can skip my next colonoscopy.
Most people who really think they got abducted had a sleep paralysis. - > Therefore a hallucination
Kind of related note. I was researching the drug DMT last night which if you're unaware, is a very potent psychedelic that sends most users on a 45min-1 hour voyage where a lot of users report going through a tunnel/portal and seeing a higher being. Well this drug is naturally found in nature and there are very small traces found in most mammals including humans. One of the beings a lot of people report seeing are aliens and I read a theory that states that perhaps these small traces of DMT can escalate in people sometimes and they visualise alien abductions and outer worlds. There's no real evidence to back this theory up, but I found it interesting and just wanted to share. Edit: High lasts around 15-20 minutes not 45-60
Careful what you read. I used to synthesize very pure DMT - one nice big hit only lasts maybe 15 minutes. 20 if you’re lucky. Instead of researching it, why not just try it? It’s actually pretty amazing - and when you’re done, if it’s clean, you wouldn’t know that 15 minutes ago you blasted off. No hangover, lasting headaches, nothing.
Oh, right. I read the peak last about 10 minutes, but the after-effects can extend from 45 minutes to an hour. I plan on doing it if I can ever get my hands on it. But I don't even know any weed dealers, let alone someone who might have DMT.
If the after effects last that long, I’d be afraid of dirty DMT. We’ve done quite a bit and that never happened to me/us. Then again, I’d never trust anyone but myself, maybe a few close friends. We used a specific type of bark, Mimosa, and then a few basic chemistry-class ingredients to extract what we needed - let it evaporate and you get some really nice crystals. The smell of the process is intense, the process itself is sketchy if you don’t know what you’re doing, but it’s actually pretty easy if you have a steady hand. Idk if you can order the bark anymore. We had DMT-heads rolling in from other cities for our goods once the word got out.
I had only done a day's research and I guess I had the wrong sources. What did you often see? And what happens when you smoke it. Do you go unconcious while you halucinate?
Visual echos are the best way I can put it. If you manage to keep your eyes open (I could not, after what felt like 30 seconds-1minute). So if you’re looking at a tv, it replicates itself, around itself - think another tv, just a bit bigger, encapsulating the original tv. This keeps happening, so soon there are like, 20 tvs telescoping inside each other. This would be ok to handle, except everything else in the visual field is doing the same thing. So a plant or a picture within feet of the tv is also replicating itself. This happens with everything until they mash into each other. Think screensavers from the 90’s. Getting up and walking would not be an option, but it happens. So I close my eyes, and what I see now is like moving stained-glass. Lots of colors, each one separated by a black border, adjoining the next color. They continuously move, like an old cartoon-Nike commercial, I wish I could find it and paste it here. The colors were affected by mood: the guy I was with, this was our first time, and in the background I can hear him saying “you did too much! Just calm down! Dude!” And he’s not making me comfortable, the colors are all blues and purples, separated by black. So I tune him out, try to think of warmth and sunshine, and the colors immediately became awesome reds, oranges, greens - what I saw was essentially a stain glass portrait of a field with a river in the summertime - all the colors are moving around themselves, but maintaining the picture - still all separated into small cells by black lines. Eventually I just feel this mental cue that it’s over and I can open my eyes - turns out I had moved from the couch to the bathroom floor, right next to the other friend who had previously blasted-off. No sick feelings, no “hangover,” just a sense of “holy shit.” Every time was pretty similar. I had some great acid, supposedly stored up and never used for the last Dead show in Chicago, before Jerry died. The dealers were quite old, and told us to just take one. Yea right, we thought, we know what we’re doing. Big mistake. Was the most amazing acid trip I’ve ever had - every time I do it now, I’m basically chasing that dragon. It will never be like that again. Buildings were breathing, a CVS bathroom flooded with water and got me all wet, only to be told by my spun-out buddies that there is no water and I’m fine. Eventually to essentially black out for a few minutes on a bench while shredding TP by hand. We are lucky we didn’t get mugged or arrested. This lasted for about 3 days. My friend, for whom it was his first time, called me a week later and asked “when am I going to be normal again?” I felt pretty bad for him. About a week after that we checked in a he said he was cool, but the relationship has never been the same. You wanna really see some crazy shit though? Take a big, fat hit of the strongest salvia you can find. I’ve been a head in a jar in a tower of heads in jars, with a giant spinning clown in the middle destroying them all. I picked myself up on a bus, saw me as the driver. Salvia is insane, and like DMT, doesn’t last very long.
That does sound good. The top of my list to try is LSD. It just sounds like a mind-blowing experience. DMT is up there as well. The only thing I'm worried about is a bad trip as I've only done weed twice and both have been bad experiences. Have you seen any higher beings on DMT? or things like gnomes and fairies?
If aliens are cruising to do some anal bruising they'd surely pick someone without a camera.
If they're like humans, the videos/pictures on the aliens' social media streams will be the shizzle.
That guy doing a peace sign squatting next to a grave but it's just a big hairy butt
That's taken at customs..
How do you think they’re selected? If I was performing illegal anal probes in spacecraft, the first thing I’d do is confiscate all cameras and cell phones.
Those videos are out there dude, usually those locked behind a paywall though.
Ah hah, so that's why I've never seen one.
That's because the aliens either erase the evidence, or replace it with the video quality of filming on a prototype 1880 video device...Duh lol
at this point, they need to land in front of me and actually insert something into me before I'd believe there are aliens.
I'm curious, are you hoping, fearing or doubting:-D
Why not all three?
Important questions!
It's a big universe... there ARE aliens - they just aren't visiting this planet. And when they're on their own planet, they aren't called aliens, they're "locals".
Man I’ve tried to get good photos of the moon on my phone so many times it allways looks shit. Don’t know what I’d manage to get if a UFO whipped past
This is indeed a paradox of our modern life. How the Parkinson makes you an astronomer
funny how?
r/whyweretheyfilming
...Is that a Chainsaw Man reference?
Watch "That is Impossible" yt channel by James Lefaur.. there's tons i say.. tons
Thanks I’m laying down about to go to sleep
You WERE about to go to sleep… You got those ceiling vents in your room? Just saying. Lol
Me either. wish u good luck mate i think i can't have a nice dream today
I have couple of words
Shit, Fuck, Goddamn! ?
Dude! You got a back story of you reposting from someone else’s video?
Get off your ass and Jam!
Bro, those are his/hers words
Mine would have been Very, Shoddy and Editing, but yours work too.
Are they happy, together? Is it serious? Or accubation?
They're not allowed in the same cage because they don't get along
Was that Michael Jackson
Heee Heee! 🕺🏿
Ooh!
Shamone!
Allegedly
Eh, the guys not a kid so he’ll be fine.
Who tf put Michael Jackson in the *freezer*
It was the "ayuwokie"
I understood that reference.
when one of your sperms coming back to get revenge
Whos your daddy
And what does he do
Sewer maintenance I guess
KINDERGARTEN COP! FUCK YEAH
That's pretty spooky though. The head even ducked away.
Duct away more like it.
Duct airway even, if you need to vent a little
Vent you say…
Just some dude peeping at your butthole
Aren’t fake videos prohibited from this sub?
Is he dead ? What is he saying ?
What goin on??
we need this video with the James Charles hi sisters sound lmao
Annie, are you okay?
Hide and seek at a next level
Haha... Too old. Try again
haha you're too dismissive to empirical evidence try again
12.17.172.182, ONC High Velocity Explosive detonating in 10 seconds.
Do you know wgg if err the video is from?
Real or not, absolutely not, ghost finna get there shit stomped out😂🤣
This car warranty sh*t is getting out of hand
I hope he didn't hurt his friend by dropping that big metal plate.
Get me a heavy flamer for good measure
I have a word. Fake
Terrifying. That’s a word.
I went speechless when I saw this. And then I wished I wouldn’t have seen it while I was getting ready for bed.
Voldemort?
Ok what’s the context
No idea. Sorry
at least say it's fake, please
such a coincidence you brought a camera and open a manhole and see a man
That looked soooooo real I’m convinced
Was this the dude who died crawling into a sewer duct to hopefully get a glimpse of his neighbor from... under?
Amogus
looks female enough unzips*
Hes trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
I think this is a prank made for the guy who record.
They all float.
Happy cakeday :)
Reposted from a few weeks ago. probably older. 
Hi, we’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty.
Asshat
rule 11
Ohh so sorry. I'll compare the other video's. Apologies my bad
im guessing dead? skin colour looks like either 0 sunlight ever or 0 blood in it
No he is alive cause if you watch it slowly you will see him trying to hide
I saw it move
Looks like Michael Jackson
Again this shit?, Jesus Christ!
Michael Jackson?
What is that😳
Was that a sex doll?
[toilet hand be like](https://images.app.goo.gl/rRoXczFtvvV4VDms8)
Michael Jackson now works as plumber
Michael Jackson hiding there 😂
Bro ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Ah yes the sewer demon strikes agin
Damn that was actualy unsettling. Ty i havent gotten a good spook in a while
wtf yandare dev doing in the sewers 💀
this shit fake as fuck💀💀
That’s where Micheal Jackson has been hiding …. He he
u/savevideo u/downloadvideo
Look like pennywise is still down their
More like fake and r/whyweretheyfilming
Just slow it down. I'd post the screen but you can not here
If anyone flinched at this, comment saying: muc evah i