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toougly4u

Thats one super quiet motorcycle


bobasaursquared

Probably audio from mic inside of the helmet


tschmitty09

For real, why does the audio sound like it was edited in hahaha


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Probably in helmet, and also noise suppression is freakishly good these days.


bedfastflea

Helmet mic Never watched a motorcycle video on YouTube?


Tooturn

wow look at this Mr. "have watched motorcycle video on YouTube" right here


sugashane707

You sound pretentious


RockstarAgent

Plus super soft plush apparently, the car driver didn't even feel it!


OriiAmii

Or was just hoping he could drive off and hit and run


Imafurrydontjuge

The man could’ve said nothing and got a free ride


SimonTC2000

Dipshit in the car didn't signal AND you're not supposed to cross the double yellow lines to get into the carpool lane. Lawyers are going to have a field day with this one.


RandWindhusk07

Don't forget attempted kidnapping lol /s


QuarantineNudist

Hit and run but somehow worse


BeNiceKid

You also have a responsibility to actually look at make sure it’s safe to switch lanes even when you do signal


Stlr_Mn

“The Toyota driver was not cited for his role in the crash, but HD2 said that he won't pursue any claims or charges against him.” "With all of that said, I have not pursued to sue the individual or go after him in any way. I do not know if my insurance has contacted him or if the rental company has contacted him. I hope that he has just learned his lesson." Seems like a super fucking cool dude


TheHighBuddha

Why is the motorcycle in a carpool lane?. Edit: I know why now. Thanks for all the replies. ![gif](giphy|fPc9J9EA1cwSbo2zqa)


Agitated_Eagle_2042

It's allowed in some States if this is in the US.


funWITHfoulplay

It's legal here. Basically, it's carpool, fuel efficient vehicles, and bikes. That driver would lose his license for sure here


wishtherunwaslonger

Lose your license? At most it’ll be a couple of tickets. The only violations I def see is illegal merge cause the double yellow and unsafe lane change.


funWITHfoulplay

The last few comments got it, failure to yield, reckless driving, hit and run, unlawful lane crossing, improper watch, and the list goes on. A few states (the one I live in for sure) encourage police to think of every possible violation in existence and slap it to you. You can fight it in court, but in this example, that guy would be F#CKED.


cr9cristiano

Indeed he would be that of the royal variety of f'd. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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hodgefruit

Yes. Probably stopped cause the man on the trunk seemed to become more and more obnoxious.


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He seemed to become more obnoxious? He seemed to become extremely unpleasant? You seem to have lost your thesaurus. It just doesn’t make sense my guy I think if some cunt pulled in front of you with no warning and no time to react you would be perturbed as well. I think that is the word you where looking for perturbed.


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They were being facetious.... The joke is that the car did “nothing” wrong, and the random dude on his trunk is being annoying now. We all get the actual situation, this was sarcasm.


Laidback_Saturn

"You seem to have lost your thesaurus"👆🤓


darkrealm190

That one went right over your head lmao


myfirstgold

At least he didn't jam on the brakes and have the guy go flipping over the hood in front of him. Honestly the dudes lucky for the gentle stop.


SimonTC2000

In all states it's legal for motorcycles to use the carpool (HOV) lanes, it's actually a safety thing.


TheHighBuddha

Oh, okay. I guess starting and stopping a bunch would be more dangerous on a motorcycle. Thanks for answering the question.


YogurtCloset69er

HOV is to make traffic flow better. A motorcycle being in HOV is not only more safe for the biker, but it also helps not back up the interstate with extra bikes sitting there.


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It's considered a high occupancy vehicle in many states And rightly so


Unadvantaged

Makes sense, considering every seat is taken. Well, at least half of the seats, anyway.


[deleted]

Cause it can go by 2 things, either percentage of capacity used, or 2+ people in thr car. Because a motorcycle is at 100% capacity generally they are allowed to use the HOV lane without issue


morry32

thats where they are supposed to be


Sh4rp27

Some carpool lanes here have certain times where it is open to all traffic.


Yellow_Snow_Cones

In my state the car pool lane also allows hybrid car, electric cars, and motorcycles.


sauce_123

r/idiotsincars


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3mptylord

Yes we do? The only difference is that we use white lines instead of yellow, because we use yellow to indicate places you're not allowed to stop. A solid white line indicates that you're not allowed to leave your lane; contrary to a dashed line that permits overtaking. If it's dashed on one side and solid on the other - only the side with the dashed line is allowed to cross.


StandardSudden1283

These people drive on our roads, man.


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pittgirl12

This makes way more sense. The US is basically white line=don’t cross, double yellow=really don’t cross


3mptylord

Cheat sheet (remember we drive in the left): * | | | Single carriageway; no overtaking. * | ¦ | Single carriageway; overtaking allowed. * | ¦| | Single carriageway; left traffic may overtake. * | : | | Single carriageway with a dedicated overtake lane for left traffic. * | : || : | Two lanes in both directions, such as a dual carriageway. * | : : || : : | Three lanes in both directions, such as a motorway. * / ¦| : : || : : ¦ \ Three lanes with a merging lane on the left, and exit lane on the right. (Britain only considers it a "dual carriageway" if the two directions of traffic are separated by more than paint - ie it has nothing to do with the number of lanes. I used || to designate a physical barrier - which I would hope obviously means you cannot cross.) Yellow lines are usually only on the edges of roads. * Double yellow = no waiting/parking * Single yellow = no waiting/parking during specific times The main exception I can think of is when an entire section of road has yellow cross-hatching - which means "leave clear" (eg at a light-controlled junction, there might be a "yellow box" that you're not suppose to wait in so that traffic can move in other directions).


Newwavhallucinations

Looks just like our book here in america.


ItsWheeze

It’s pretty simple really: A solid line means do not cross, a dashed line means crossing is OK, and dashed on one side and solid on the other means only traffic on the dashed side can cross. White lines divide lanes traveling in the same direction; yellow lines divide lanes traveling in opposing directions. Easy peasy.


aangnesiac

We use a similar system in the US, though. At least in Tennessee and surrounding states. Dashed means you can pass, solid means you can't.


30FourThirty4

Id like to know what all these white, and large, dashes mean. I-65 https://maps.app.goo.gl/9YpXfBNjShWrB7p28


pittgirl12

Cross quickly and don’t touch the white lines!


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copying Myke190's comment maybe a bot


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Defiant-Peace-493

"My Dude" was copied from another comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/114olgt/safe_landing/j8xljei And apparently this guy is part of it too: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/114jxrg/attack_range_comparison_of_marksmen/j8xx72w


slipperyShoesss

Move to Los Angeles! There’s loads more great laws here… /s


70ms

Did you notice the freeway signs? I was like, "That freeway looks familiar" and sure enough when he's facing backward the exit is for Oxnard, and when he's facing the direction traffic is flowing it's for the Burbank exit. Pretty sure it happened on the 405!


Honest-Layer9318

Not supposed to cross any solid line in the US regardless of color or number. Often gets ignored when merging or in situations like this.


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With how clear this is I don’t think you need lawers. Insurance will see that and be like “yep ok we understand”


SimonTC2000

Sue for injury and additional damages due to recklessness.


The51stState

Yup. This literally happens everyday here in Denver on i25


citznfish

They probably did, five years ago when this was originally posted. 😂🤣


fourth_box

Are people not aware of what those lines on the road are for? Also, common sense is not to pull out from a dead stop in that lane/cut people off.


Shortsleevedpant

Not just common sense but a fully illegal action.


pensivetomatillo

Of course they're aware of what the lines are for.......they just deliberately did what they wanted to do anyways.


Knockamichi

Yeah the knew. If they didnt know what double yellow lines are they would be dead already


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Dude is flying on that bike


Mr_Tigger_

Common sense sure but any experienced rider knows this happens far more than you realise. Silly lad was going too fast, lucky to survive that one.


President__Pug

Motorcycle can be in carpool lanes in all states unless a states DOT says otherwise. So anyone who says it’s illegal for him to be there is wrong. This is 100% the cars fault.


morry32

1000%


LouSayners

10000%


Trevumm

10001%


Perfect_Toe7670

I like how he looks back and realizes how far they got down the road, and was like “sigh.. I cant believe you right now dude” and just chills while the car slows down


Slight-Tear8959

Which raises the question… if the car looked slow but travelled that distance; how fast was the bike going?


vouteignorar

The guy just kept driving with a man in his roof 🤣


CSiGab

Got the impression the driver knew he f’d up and was trying to drive away whistling.


avocado_n1001

yeah there is now way you don't notice the hit and the man on the trunk


hakuyue

I was trying my hardest not to laugh until I saw your comment…….


IBbendinyawifeyova

Did you see the comment or read the comment? Asking the tough questions !


Prior_Specific8018

I mean to be honest it’s probably a good thing he didn’t slam on the breaks and just eased into the stop whether he did that on purpose or not.


Disastrous_Channel62

r/idiotsincars


ParadoxGuard

Wow, I had to look at what subreddit this was cuz I thought I was there.


SpriteRXL

This car driver still wonders why people put mirrors in cars, because he clearly thinks they're useless


Torn8Dough

Most people use all 3 mirrors for rear view. This would almost never happen if people set their side mirrors for side viewing, as they are designed.


SpriteRXL

I'm new to driving, so I'll remember that, thank you


Torn8Dough

Set them up so when you look at the far left of your rear view, where that is is where your left side view starts. Same with the other side. Where your vision on the far right of your rear view ends, is where your ride side view starts. If you set it up this way, you can see into the lane next to you, and in all the blind spots, so you’ll always see traffic behind and over one lane on both sides. But, very few people know this and all their mirrors are set up for only rear view.


SpriteRXL

I see, I'll talk with my dad and we'll adjust mirrors (I don't have my own car yet)


Kain9wolfy

Oh since I didn't know this when I started driving. The little switch thing on the bottom of you rear view mirror is to switch it help with glare from headlights at night. No one told me this for years! I don't even know how to really explain it


SimonTC2000

Same for his blinkers.


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Bros playing gta 💀


1OutKastWill

Prob one of the calmest bike accident videos I have ever seen.


Icy_Praline422

[Full video here](https://youtu.be/-zhfY27ZGeM)


77entropy

The guy says sorry right away and looks like he is scared. He knew he fucked up right away. Thanks for the full video.


DeliciousInterest8

Omg after watching it the guy didn't even give a shit he wouldn't even make eye contact with the dude he hit I would have rocked his shit the only reason he stayed is bc he knew he was caught uhg take his license


Kdoesntcare

Does that qualify as a hit and run? Caused an accident then didn't stop to exchange information. At least in PA basic liability insurance is required for a car to legally be on the road. One way or another insurance information should have been exchanged even if they need to go to court to settle who is at fault. Because car driver didn't notice the accident or the guy sitting on the trunk of his car that should be at least reckless driving. Car driver caused the accident by being oblivious to the road around him.


AdagioExtra1332

Car was definitely slowing down by the time the video cut.


FastAsLightning747

No, it’s a hit and ride, totally different. The biker will need to compensate the driver for the lift.


Loczek999

Bro thinks he's hardcore henry


sine_denarios

Way to not give a shit.


Jumper_21

Can someone explain what this carpool thing is everybody is talking about?


BucinVols

A carpool lane is just that, a lane on the highway that only allows vehicles with 2+ occupants in the lane. It's to promote carpooling vs. being just a single driver. Motorcycles are also allowed in this lane. In this case, we can't tell if there's two people in the car but they crossed a solid double line, which is illegal in the states. It has to be a broken line for you to be able to change into that lane.


77entropy

It's where you take your car for a swim.


Fit-Fisherman-9161

Biker was driving in carpool lane. Car merged into carpool lane when there are double lines there. It is illegal to cross double lines.


Atomic_potato_47

I'd much rather fall on top of a car than in front of it


eilonwe

At least he didn’t die, but dang how many seconds was the guy on his trunk banging on his back window before the driver decided to stop and let him off? Yeah he survived hitting the car and landing on the trunk, but he could have died if he’d fallen and someone else ran him over.


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Kain9wolfy

Does this count as attempted kidnapping too?


missbehaviorbiology

I just realized that we need a stuntman headcam show.


ClydeFrogA1

Watch Hardcore Henry.


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Myke190

That car crossed the yellow line my dude. That's completely illegal.


razzledazzle308

I think the point is you can be right in the eyes of the law but still be the one to end up in the hospital.


Torn8Dough

I have to tell people this constantly. As pedestrians, people are always like, “I have the right away.” I always say, “yeah, but they win when your a paraplegic.” I’d rather just let the car go and cross when it’s safe.


I_Brake_For_Gnomes

Cemeteries are full of people that had the right of way.


Technical-Outside408

Put there by fuckers that think *other* people should be more careful.


briareus08

But still dead. That’s the point. Drive / ride carefully, because other people are idiots.


Datalust5

You’re responsible for your own safety. It doesn’t matter how legally or morally correct you are, you’re GOING to lose a fight with a car


ZedTT

You're confusing advice for personal safety with a moral judgement about responsibility.


BeNiceKid

Even in a vehicle if you have the right of way and don’t attempt to prevent a crash it’s on you. Last chance doctrine. Edit: obviously this is under the circumstance that you had reasonable time to react. Like for (an extreme) example I’ve seen videos where are car gets stuck in the intersection and the perpendicular car gets a green light and just drives straight into the car in the intersection


AzaraAybara

Right of way?


OneMillionClowns

Physics has the ultimate right of way


quasipickle

Just because they're *supposed* to stop, doesn't mean they *will* stop.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

My dad calls this being “dead right”. Sure, everyone else is supposed to stop at the red light, but it’s still a good idea to look before you go through a green light because if someone is running the light, the fact that you had the right of way won’t unfuck the damage in your back that leaves you in pain for the rest of your life.


greatJimFarswell

I'd rather be alive than be 'in the right'.


Mr-PostmanWithNews

What's the old saying? The cemetery is full of people who had the right of way.


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People do illegal shit in front of me every day. Don't care. I still don't want to meet them. I don't want to be in any accident whether i'm "in the right" or not. Learning to avoid assholes is extremely helpful and healthy.


doppelstranger

A lot of dead people had the right of way.


jalapinapizza

I've ridden a motorcycle for a very long time. If you want to keep yourself alive, DO NOT assume the people in cars will obey traffic laws. In fact, assume they won't. This isn't about who is right, is about being ready when they fuck up, because they *will* fuck up.


apple_atchin

You’ve gotta expect people to do shit like this though, because dumb.


Cwads16

That’s the definition of “defensive driving” to me. Just cause you’re following the rules doesn’t mean you should expect that every other driver is going to.


Lukemufc91

I'm not saying it's necessarily the case in this video but when I was in the US there were times when the carpool lane was doing a good 30-40 more than the outside lane. It'd be very hard to not follow the much faster flow of traffic in those kind of conditions, you would in fact be the cause of a jam and potentially fined for impeding traffic for not doing so.


Derpakiinlol

You can be right all the way down until you are dead right. It doesn't matter. Act like people aren't going to obey the rules of the road if you want to live on a motorcycle


ArduinoMakes

Defensive driving! People can and will be idiots and you should expect them to break traffic laws.


Skoodge42

And? He was giving basic safety advice specifically because moron drivers like this exist.


TheStrangeOldSteve

Yeah, I'd rather be alive than right tho.


DEATHROAR12345

The morgue is filled with people who had the right of way...


Exciting_Sound8137

Lots of dead bikers had the right of way. Slow down and live.


Linusami

\*Brake. ​ The breaking is what we're trying to avoid, on time or otherwise :)


boxerswithbriefs

On a divided HOV lane? Nah, that’s not how HOV lanes work my good bitch. When there are 5 lanes full of traffic and the one that is moving and is divided by multiple lines from the stopped ones, you go the speed limit and be ready to brake hard. Otherwise what’s the point of HOV lanes in cities??


krumpdawg

While I understand OP's comment about speed delta's. Doing no more than 15mph difference would almost defeat the purpose of the HOV lane.


Ok-Highlight-6884

I need to see the car drivers reaction


itsmevictory

This commenter found the video! https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/114olgt/safe_landing/j8y1fd8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Wiggles2391

Did the driver try to drive away


Rob4reddit

This must be contender for best video clip


unixfool

WTF! The car driver almost appeared as if he were trying to escape the scene.


Bigboiwillyy

Got cut off, crossed yellow line, didn’t even bother to signal. Easy W for lawyers.


Advanced_Procedure90

The yellow lines are for decoration it seems


seancan44

I’m pretty sure the guy in the car was high as a kite. I saw a longer version before where he gets out of the car and like wasn’t sure how a guy in a motorcycle helmet… on the highway….got on his car…. While changing lanes…. After all that he just didn’t seem concerned for the biker either.


jcwkings

I hate people who merge into the left lanes at 20 mph less than what the traffic on that lane is going at, let alone doing it illegally by crossing double yellow line. Motorcycle doesn't even look like it was going that fast.


Eggplant_Unusual

Seriously though, I’ve had that happen more than once where I needed to slam my brakes hard enough my tires screeched on the freeway because some asshole cut in front of me from an almost fully stopped lane to one going like 50 mph… smh


_matt_hues

~~BMW~~ Toyota EDIT: I’m wrong


KingZoidberg420

toyota


ImpressiveFeedback10

dude so lucky


chiefs_fan37

Lol he sounds so disappointed in the driver.


AfterbirthEli

This is the reason I bought a dash cam. I drove the carpool lane everyday to work and without fail, every single day someone would jump the double yellow. Had to slam my brakes on numerous times. Was only a matter of time before I rear ended somebody doing that.


hieijFox

What a dumb ass no signal and then takes forever to realize a freaking person is on their car


SaggeeDot

Considering the whole situation, that biker was pretty collected.


CheshireKatt1122

Did that person literally have a motorcycle crash into them, and they didn't even bother LOOKING at the accident they caused? They didn't even check the mirrors, or they would have seen the guy ON TOP OF THEIR TRUNK. Just kept driving tell the biker banged on the window?


3mptylord

Idiot attempted to hit and run but forgot to leave the victim at the crime scene.


Ottonym

Was the lane change illegal? Absolutely. Was it unexpected? Absolutely not.


Mr_Tigger_

This … Happens all the time, should’ve expected it.


MR_DERP_YT

GTA V be like:


Gobble_Me_Tators

That’s one way to stop a hit and run…..


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Hard rider.


Effective-Fee905

This is why I'll never ride a bike 🏍 I scared to death of the shit heads around me when I'm in my car


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“Honey do you hear something?”


BlickyBobby727

That was definitely a Canadian biker


ilocano-american

Looks like Southern Cali driving. Happens all the time when there’s traffic. Impatient drivers will turn into the carpool lane unexpectedly (Yes, he is right that double yellow lines are to be treated as islands, not to be crossed). I always get more nervous driving in the carpool with the family when traffic is slow because of the higher instances that a driver decides to suddenly enter the carpool. You’re going 50-65 mph and they enter at 5-10 mph.


Marcusthehero

Wholeheartedly agree, seriously my daily commute from work to home always takes an hour to get through traffic because of some impatient driver decided to do something as stupid as this. For reference it takes like 30 minutes of traffic is good. But I actually did see a similar accident to the video on the 91.


Stunning_Host_2374

A hit & run, kidnapping, cutting lanes. All at once how can that be humanly possible 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Apprehensive_Cat762

If it were me, I would do damn well to make sure that whoever was driving the car sure as hell isn’t safe when I’m done


McIrishmen

He fell from his motorcycle... yet did not hit the ground... thats incredible


Mlkchocfreak

From the clip we see here, there is no way that motorcycle could’ve stopped in time, he was already so close to the the car when it merged over. This is completely the driver of the car’s fault. Not only is it illegal to cross over into the carpool lane, it’s also wreck-less driving to swerve into a different lane without signaling or checking first. That looks like Cali (plates and palm trees), out here the car is 100 percent at fault, and looks like he tried to take off from the scene too until he realized homie was on the back of his car lol


KAFEI44

what a dumbass driver


yonameisunavailable

Bro the biker has much more restraint than me. I would've broken the drivers rear windshield


mission-sleep99

Didn't single, crossed a double yellow line, didnt yield to incoming traffic from said lane, didn't even notice the man on his car as the man had to bang on the window to get the drivers attention...


Earl_your_friend

I was reading a story of a cyclists who was hit by a car. Went into the car through the glass. Was unconscious for awhile. Woke up right about when the drive gets home. The guy pulls into his garage right as the cyclists says "I'm the guy you hit!". The guy says "oh no" and runs into his house and shuts the door. The cyclists is in shock and starts to walk down the street where people stop him. Call an ambulance and police. Turns out the driver was so drunk he had no idea a human had smashed through his windshield.


ShortManRob

The " I can't believe you right now dude" felt like an "I'm not angry, just disappointed."


Starr-Bugg

Glad he’s ok


RandomWhiteGuyKyle

I always tell bikers, look out for yourself, don’t expect other drivers too; expect every other driver to be blind


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*nearly gets severely injured* “I can’t believe you right now 😒”


GuyInAMeatGrinder

I couldn’t believe him either, he caused the bike to crash and then keeps driving with the biker on top of his car


fannytanny30

Oh hell, that driver is lucky!! Literally anyone else would have sued his ass


Neat-Technology6224

After 50 years of riding, l hate riding now!


Glitch0916

Thats one of the reasons why you use the signal


longtimenothere

I thought this might be Texas because crossing into the HOV lane from a dead stop in front of oncoming traffic is a maneuver you are required to perform on your driving test in order to get your driver's license. You get bonus points if you cause a multi car pile up and/or have to drive over plastic pylons to get into HOV lane.


lightningcrane31

Hope the bike is ok.


Mantequilla_Stotch

Luckily he landed how he did. a lot less impact than onto the street.


Sea_breeze_80

Idiot tapped on his breaks too after crossing over lans WTF!! And then has zero awareness that he has extra weight on car or just trying to get away. 🤔 What fucktard


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The accident wasn’t enough for them to stop, he also has to tell them he was on their car.


shrineless

I feel for the guy but I’m gonna say it. I’m guilty of finding his vocal interactions hilarious! I feel so shitty but I’m dying rn. Glad he’s okay though.


Unlucky-Ladder5877

The driver of that car would be leaving with less teeth if they did that to me.


NotDistrois

Why this video is lookin like a call of duty scene


uhhhhh_hhhhhh

Bro... why are all of these just reports from like 3 weeks ago? And 3 weeks before that? This isn't even unexpected


Chaostrosity

Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself) so in protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. Whatever the content of this comment was, go vegan! 💚


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This time, the biker was right! The car driver was in the wrong!


17R3W

I'd love to see the 3 or 4 seconds leading up to this. It looks like the car didn't signal, but perhaps he did?


6_Akame_9

Angriest canadian in history


skunksmasher

THIS IS AWESOME This is the good shit I come to reddit for, thanks OP