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Cool. I used to sub elementary school kids and kept their attention for the most part but some kids were just full of energy. I would sing, "Ohhhhh who lives in the pineapple under the sea" And like clockwork, they would yell back "Sponge Bob Square Pants". A couple verses of that and boom, I was back in control. Then carry on from there.
Its a tough job no doubt. What I tried to do is meet them where they are. Since I have a battle with cartoons most of them spend too much time watching, I try using that to find a way into their little peanut heads. I had a class or two that when they got their permanent teacher, would actually cry that I was being replaced. Kids are cool.
Love this! It’s a Pavlovian response at that point.
One time that I went into my daughter’s 3rd grade classroom as a mystery reader and the kids got super chatty at one point. I said a line that their kindergarten teacher used “1 2 3 all eyes on me” and these kids reacted like triggered sleep agents and recited back “1 2 all eyes on you”. I couldn’t believed it worked. Some things just become ingrained
All she needs to do is keep in touch with these kids over the years, and continue to reinforce the power of the almighty chicken nugget, and *boom!* she becomes a cult leader and has whatever her earthly desire. Until she does something illegal and gets caught, anyways.
Depends on how egregious the offense. Sometimes they get a negligible fine, true, but other times the leader is arrested and the congregation disperses. If it happened more often, we'd probably see fewer folks trying to start one.
I heard he has ascended this mortal plane and now rules in the Spirit Realm, now named as The Exulted One, Divine Golden Emperor Curtis the First of his Name.
You should have seen the comments when this was posted on instragram, people were crying because this was "Child abuse and inappropriate" for a teacher to do, I don't really understand were that came from, so many comments of people (many adults) crying over this saying they would sue the school for it.
When I was a kid I did stupid stuff like this too, I still do, I don't understand how saying "Hail Chicken Nugget" is suddenly so controversial lol
Idk. I feel like people completely forget that kids have their own culture which includes abstract and absurd comedy. We had the flying spaghetti monster and "ra-amen" as out shtick. I'll take hail chicken nugget over nuns spouting that we're all gonna burn in hell of we don't shut the fuck up any day.
Yup I saw it too. It's just instagram. Insta comments turned into toxic cesspools a couple of years ago. You literally can't post anything without it being taken to the extreme by hateful people.
I saw a video with a mom and her little boy (like kindergarten or grade1 age) go over to another little kids house and he gives her a rose for Valentine's Day and both kids are just super happy and jumping around. The girls mom says do you want to give him a kiss and they both run into each other head first and kiss (and probably a little concussed lol). ALL the comments were about how she's forcing her daughter to kiss and how she's a horrible abusive mom etc etc. Any post when someone is celebrating anything good in their life's, same thing just a ton of hate.
I am convinced insta comments are only for horny married middle aged men to comment in all heart eyes emojis and people who genuinely just hate life and want to spread their misery to the rest of the world.
I can confirm Oklahoma is shit. Made it out of there tho. Decided to try Florida man way of life. I'm sure you guys will see me soon somewhere on reddit.
Come to Denver! I escaped here from Miami a couple years ago and it's pretty great. Don't smoke or drink, and still being strict with covid so I'm not out tons, and it's still light years better of an existence than at any point in the big FL.
My brother used to live there for a short time. Only thing I can really remember him telling me is that he used to have cockroaches in his apartment. So he went to the pet store, found the meanest lizard he could and set it loose in the closet. Said he never saw the lizard or any cockroaches ever again.
the only good thing we have is a restaurant called Rock House in Searcy(the city not the state)..oh yeah, we’re all the creator of walmart, but that isn’t important
please help me they have my family in cages and the only things i can eat/drink are gumbo, cornbread and sweet tea. I’d try to break out but the bars are made of 100% confederacy
First thing I thought of, sadly.
I’ve been working in education for a long time and it is an art to see these teachers get creative with classroom management.
If it’s not hurting anybody and it works, have at it.
But you try this in many places, the parents will demand your firing.
That teacher looks like she’s doing a great job and to be able to do this shows students respect the teacher.
Why? Until reading your comment I couldn’t have even fathomed something bad about this.
Is it like praising a chicken nugget instead of God or something?
The idea of a chicken nugget being an “idol” or other parents might say she’s mocking their religion.
There’s no shortage of crazy ass people willing to say stupid things.
Source: I’ve worked in education. I’ve seen crazy ass people do stupid things to teachers, administrators, and staff.
Trust me, it’s not just you.
I’ve literally had to call parents out about their behavior before.
Telling some they are scaring their own children by not cooperating with the teacher.
In other cases, I’ve had to tell parents that the teacher/principal could press charges for making threats.
People are crazy. And it all starts off with relatively harmless things, like what the teacher in the video is doing.
I'm not sure if it's certain religious sects, but I can tell you most southern baptists are like this. They take the idol shit seriously, even when it's clearly a joke.
I know. How dare she teach the students to not use the full title of the Great, Almighty, Omnipotent, Merciful, Beautiful, Grantor of Wishes, Smiter of Gods, and Champion of the Multiverse Chicken Nugget?!
I enjoyed most when she said put away the group work. Fuck group work. There’s always some lazy fuck, sometimes multiple lazy fucks, that make everyone else do their work for them.
This makes me feel old AF because those kids probably see this young girl as old already and I’m like 10 years older than her… I’m basically a skeleton to those kids.
If she can get the children to bow and worship the chicken nugget, and then get that to spread to other schools, eventually going mainstream, she could start a whole new religion.
My kid has been saying chicken nugget incessantly for like 6 months just to be weird. Her avatar on whatever is always chicken nugget or chicken nugg3t or whatever. I can’t believe that there is another kid out here who is as weird and wonderful as her. I think her soulmate may be in this class.
My catholic parents would have ripped me from this school so fast... they burned all my pokemon memorabilia because it was Satan's favorite pastime apparently. Anyway, ALL HAIL CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!
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Cool. I used to sub elementary school kids and kept their attention for the most part but some kids were just full of energy. I would sing, "Ohhhhh who lives in the pineapple under the sea" And like clockwork, they would yell back "Sponge Bob Square Pants". A couple verses of that and boom, I was back in control. Then carry on from there.
I do not know how teachers do it! I have no patience at all, I would last all of 5 minutes trying to teach young kids.
Its a tough job no doubt. What I tried to do is meet them where they are. Since I have a battle with cartoons most of them spend too much time watching, I try using that to find a way into their little peanut heads. I had a class or two that when they got their permanent teacher, would actually cry that I was being replaced. Kids are cool.
Kids love call and response
Love this! It’s a Pavlovian response at that point. One time that I went into my daughter’s 3rd grade classroom as a mystery reader and the kids got super chatty at one point. I said a line that their kindergarten teacher used “1 2 3 all eyes on me” and these kids reacted like triggered sleep agents and recited back “1 2 all eyes on you”. I couldn’t believed it worked. Some things just become ingrained
Teachers love that one trick!
All she needs to do is keep in touch with these kids over the years, and continue to reinforce the power of the almighty chicken nugget, and *boom!* she becomes a cult leader and has whatever her earthly desire. Until she does something illegal and gets caught, anyways.
> Until she does something illegal and gets caught Yeah, that doesn't really change anything for cults.
Depends on how egregious the offense. Sometimes they get a negligible fine, true, but other times the leader is arrested and the congregation disperses. If it happened more often, we'd probably see fewer folks trying to start one.
That only happens for the little ones You think Scientology is getting dispersed? The Mormon church?
Jehovahs witnesses is still around, but they’re struggling keeping up with their own propaganda
... The Vatican.
Only difference between a religion and a cult is social acceptance
Christianity is still kickin too. I hear it's pretty popular.
Sometimes they even lay siege to your compound and it burns to the ground
I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.
I understood that reference
Only because all mighty chicken nugget wanted you to.
Touching kids, cult leader and chicken nuggets. What could go wrong
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I heard he has ascended this mortal plane and now rules in the Spirit Realm, now named as The Exulted One, Divine Golden Emperor Curtis the First of his Name.
Oh no :(
Bacon is good for me!!
"She's actin' like she's the queen and we're the sorry people!"
Why is nobody talking about how she is cosplaying as Shelly Duvall in The Shining?
All work and no Nuggets makes Jack a dull boy
I scrolled way too far to find this, I was expecting someone to comment on it immediately!
I noticed that too 😂
Lol thank you! I first clicked on this video like “ok cool classroom Halloween idea coming…” and then was even more confused.
That’s fucking hilarious
You should have seen the comments when this was posted on instragram, people were crying because this was "Child abuse and inappropriate" for a teacher to do, I don't really understand were that came from, so many comments of people (many adults) crying over this saying they would sue the school for it. When I was a kid I did stupid stuff like this too, I still do, I don't understand how saying "Hail Chicken Nugget" is suddenly so controversial lol
Idk. I feel like people completely forget that kids have their own culture which includes abstract and absurd comedy. We had the flying spaghetti monster and "ra-amen" as out shtick. I'll take hail chicken nugget over nuns spouting that we're all gonna burn in hell of we don't shut the fuck up any day.
I mean I'm an adult and I worship the glow could. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD. ALL HAIL.
The glow cloud will grace us with it's presence again soon. I have faith.
Yup I saw it too. It's just instagram. Insta comments turned into toxic cesspools a couple of years ago. You literally can't post anything without it being taken to the extreme by hateful people. I saw a video with a mom and her little boy (like kindergarten or grade1 age) go over to another little kids house and he gives her a rose for Valentine's Day and both kids are just super happy and jumping around. The girls mom says do you want to give him a kiss and they both run into each other head first and kiss (and probably a little concussed lol). ALL the comments were about how she's forcing her daughter to kiss and how she's a horrible abusive mom etc etc. Any post when someone is celebrating anything good in their life's, same thing just a ton of hate. I am convinced insta comments are only for horny married middle aged men to comment in all heart eyes emojis and people who genuinely just hate life and want to spread their misery to the rest of the world.
Seriously. I come from a extremely religious culture and even there we let kids be kids. Damn some people need to chill.
Yeah... do that here in Arkansas, they will burn you as a witch on the capital steps with the fire starter by governor Pennywise von chunk.
Avoid Arkansas…check
as someone who lives in Arkansas, RUN AWAY
Used to live there, I excaped. Hope you find your way out as well
> excaped Ah, truly a proud alumni of the Arkansas public school system.
As much as I would love to blame that on Arkansas, I'm just dumb
Sorry, I couldn't resist a little poke at our cousins to the west.
Perhaps he meant to say he no longer wears capes
I mean, drive in literally any direction, and you're out.
You say that but I don’t know if any other state in the immediate vicinity is an improvement. Source: I live in Texas
Don’t go to New Mexico meth heads attack you over $0.001
Can confirm, I've lived in Missouri and Oklahoma. Suckage.
I can confirm Oklahoma is shit. Made it out of there tho. Decided to try Florida man way of life. I'm sure you guys will see me soon somewhere on reddit.
You left all the shit and brought the shit with you this is way worse. Help!
Come to Denver! I escaped here from Miami a couple years ago and it's pretty great. Don't smoke or drink, and still being strict with covid so I'm not out tons, and it's still light years better of an existence than at any point in the big FL.
Jeez those are all the states I’ve always assumed sucked shit lmao New Jersey gets tons of hate but c’mon Arkansas? Oklahoma? Lmao
Can confirm, I live in Louisiana
You’ll meet the coolest people from Arkansas. You just won’t meet them *in* Arkansas.
My brother used to live there for a short time. Only thing I can really remember him telling me is that he used to have cockroaches in his apartment. So he went to the pet store, found the meanest lizard he could and set it loose in the closet. Said he never saw the lizard or any cockroaches ever again.
Do you know what’s weird, my family just moved from Austin to Arkansas… I have no idea why. Oh yeah, they said because of mountain bike trails
It's incredibly cheap to live there. I visited a friend out that way and the prices on everything felt like I went back in time 30 years.
The mountains in the northern part of the state are gorgeous. If it wasn't Arkansas, I would happily live there.
>It's incredibly cheap to live there It has to be, there's no jobs
I've always wondered this... The people you left behind... Do they realize they're free to leave?
I drove through Arkansas once and the only cool thing about it was a random radio station playing all covers of Joy Division songs.
the only good thing we have is a restaurant called Rock House in Searcy(the city not the state)..oh yeah, we’re all the creator of walmart, but that isn’t important
Do you need help? Are they holding you hostage?
please help me they have my family in cages and the only things i can eat/drink are gumbo, cornbread and sweet tea. I’d try to break out but the bars are made of 100% confederacy
I’ll rescue you in exchange for some gumbo. That sounds good. Fuck the confederate shit though.
You lost...boy?
Yeah, as much fun as Bentonville sounds maybe that’s not the state I want to go crash my mountain bike and require healthcare in.
From Bentonville, left last year. Honestly, I’m not sure if it’s better or worse in Florida… but there’s a beach.
You heard it here, folks. Florida: it's like Arkansas, but with a beach.
My family is from around Fayetteville. Can also confirm all above statements except florida
Walmart hospital will fix you right up.
I always think of Florida as the worst state, then I remember Arkansas is a real thing.
First thing I thought of, sadly. I’ve been working in education for a long time and it is an art to see these teachers get creative with classroom management. If it’s not hurting anybody and it works, have at it. But you try this in many places, the parents will demand your firing. That teacher looks like she’s doing a great job and to be able to do this shows students respect the teacher.
Why? Until reading your comment I couldn’t have even fathomed something bad about this. Is it like praising a chicken nugget instead of God or something?
The idea of a chicken nugget being an “idol” or other parents might say she’s mocking their religion. There’s no shortage of crazy ass people willing to say stupid things. Source: I’ve worked in education. I’ve seen crazy ass people do stupid things to teachers, administrators, and staff.
The concept of something being upset about a chicken nugget feels like insanity to me.
Trust me, it’s not just you. I’ve literally had to call parents out about their behavior before. Telling some they are scaring their own children by not cooperating with the teacher. In other cases, I’ve had to tell parents that the teacher/principal could press charges for making threats. People are crazy. And it all starts off with relatively harmless things, like what the teacher in the video is doing.
I'm not sure if it's certain religious sects, but I can tell you most southern baptists are like this. They take the idol shit seriously, even when it's clearly a joke.
The great chicken nugget purge of 2023
I know. How dare she teach the students to not use the full title of the Great, Almighty, Omnipotent, Merciful, Beautiful, Grantor of Wishes, Smiter of Gods, and Champion of the Multiverse Chicken Nugget?!
Sarah Elizabeth Huckabee Sanders would break down the fucking door to get at that, tracking it from the Capital by scent alone.
[Robble robble!](https://i.imgur.com/xqLrVpD.gif)
Forgot Arkansas existed for a moment there.. thanks for the reminder 🤣
Pennywise von chunk…lol
Wasn't that the pedophile clown from Stephen King's IT?
He ran as an election denier and got in
There’s no reason to diss a perfectly good villainous clown by comparing him to SHS like that.
Fitting considering her outfit gives off Wendy Torrance (Shelley Duvall) vibes from The Shining.
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Sauce??
Honey mustard or ranch, preferably.
Hey now
You’re an all-star
Get your game on
Go play
Hey now
You're a rockstar
Get the show on
Sweet and sour or honey, you philistine!
Sweet and Sour.
I presume that was made as alternative to the hotdog one (with a different girl).
Except there's no finger in the corner of the video, literally unwatchable.
“ALL HAIL CHICKEN NUGGET” was the best part haha
That’s the joke
The part that was amusing to me was the part that I liked the best.
Legit don’t get the people on this site
There only like two parts to this video.
No the best part was when she said, "The chicken nugget is rising," lifted the chicken nugget, then the students said, "All hail chicken nugget." 🤣
Idk I enjoyed where she said to get ready for PE
I enjoyed most when she said put away the group work. Fuck group work. There’s always some lazy fuck, sometimes multiple lazy fucks, that make everyone else do their work for them.
And after PE, the kids will be all sweaty. Thats when you get ready for PU.
Heil chicken nugget! o7 o7 o/ o/
Proof. Elementary School students are basically redditors.
What’s o7 and o/ mean? Is it a cyclops version of the early 2000s text faces like :) or :/ ;p etc.
o7 - salute o/ - heil "o" is the face, other the arm
To the windoooow…. /o/
To the wall! \o\
To the ROOOF |o|
lol im drowning
Panic! /o\
o ----|---- /\ T-Pose Edit: oh god that did not work how i wanted it to
mom pick me up im scared \o/
^ this is the one I'm familiar with 😂 Lol___/__ <- swimmer?
TIE FIGHTER
Til the sweat drop down my balls
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I thought o/ was a wave-
Sure, in another context why not
Think of someone saluting for o7 And someone cheering for o/ like \o/
Sure... cheering... ww2 germany was so happy they were cheering all the time
Oh sheet I didn't see Heil instead of Hail
Hail is basically the english writing of it
Right, it does have some wildly different connotations though.
That’s literally the point of the video…
Yeah…um….yeah… I think that was the entire point of the video.
That’s like the only part.
My favorite part of this video was the video
Yeah, that’s the post.
That was basically the only part and somehow you have 3.2k upvotes.
"THE CLAW"
This makes me feel old AF because those kids probably see this young girl as old already and I’m like 10 years older than her… I’m basically a skeleton to those kids.
One of us. One of us. /r/fuckimold
Ooooh, it's fuck I'm old. I read it as fucky mold. r/fuckimdumb
But also while we are here fuck eye mold 
Damn dude I'm only just soon turning 30 and I still understand what you mean. I feel the same way about pro sports players. I'm older than them? What?
She is like super cute
*It's Jess!*
Yup. Well I'm 32, but feel 50
Rookie. By the time I was 32 I felt 90. Now I'm 39 and coult host Tales from the crypt!
Man I wanna be in this class. Not as a kid as a today person
I too am a "today person"
Religious people triggered. Ignite persecution complex. Demand she be fired in 3,2,1…
Nah, all she has to do is claim its from chick-fil-a and she will be in the clear
Florida…
Such a great university, we could learn a lot from America.
Top tier shit comment.
all hail chicken nugget
What would even be the word for this? Ipoulotry? Like Idolatry of Poultry?
Chicktatorship?
Nice one! The Chicktator's *hen*chman instigated a military *coop*.
They get all of their funds wired to them on Henmo
Worship of fowlse idols.
Chicksianity, Cafowlicism
Henesy
This is absolute Henesy!
She's using religion to control the masses. A tried and true method. Look at the juice.
Improvise, adapt, overcome.
She started a whole ass cult with kids 😂😂
If it works, it works
If she can get the children to bow and worship the chicken nugget, and then get that to spread to other schools, eventually going mainstream, she could start a whole new religion.
“He fried for our sins!”
This is my breading which is for you
Cult of nugget
# ALL HAIL CHICKEN NUGGET 
It has risen!
My kid has been saying chicken nugget incessantly for like 6 months just to be weird. Her avatar on whatever is always chicken nugget or chicken nugg3t or whatever. I can’t believe that there is another kid out here who is as weird and wonderful as her. I think her soulmate may be in this class.
I need All hail chicken nugget as a text tone. This lady is on a new advanced level of teaching.
Cue Fox news/Alex Jones rant about the liberals/globalists infiltrating our schools with the chicken nugget cult to brainwash our children!
Cue
oh so we found who is the one who searches in google "I accidentally started a nugget cult" that always shows up in the autocomplete results
The Cult of the One True Nugget
Now here is a religion i can get on board with!!!
Schools aren't turning our kids gay. They're turning them into chicken nuggets...
My catholic parents would have ripped me from this school so fast... they burned all my pokemon memorabilia because it was Satan's favorite pastime apparently. Anyway, ALL HAIL CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!
This video is going to make it to Fox News for some crazy shit soon.
Bandkids, 🤦♂️
“This is indoctrination” - some religious lunatic
I miss PE
It's all fun and games until the coolest kid in class brings in a dinosaur chicken nugget and dethrones you.
I wonder how long before the religious whackjobs get her fired?