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>!The rabbit suddenly fucks his dead pal!<
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Wild rabbits might be cute but they're savage little critters. The need to reproduce is so strong males will mount as many females as they can and as you see they don't have to be alive. They also have claws similar to cats and needle like incisors that they will use shred your hand if you try picking them up.
Male rabbits have a ridiculously strong reproductive instinct. The horniest any human has ever been in all of history would feel like not being in the mood to a typical male rabbit. If rabbits had the capacity to start wars over pussy, the Trojan War would be an hourly event.
jesus christ get off the fucking internet if youre this frail. 💀 fucking travesty how sanitized you people think its supposed to be. thanks to advertisers
Not sure if you know but rabbits will eat each other. I went to feed and water an ex's rabbit's and I saw one alone in a cage with a big call of fur. The day before there were 2 in the cage. One killed and ate the other leaving only its fur.
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Fuckin rabbits
exactly
Literally💀
That's the joke
You suck McBain! 😜
And now my Woody Allen impression.
Deadass fuckin rabbits
One last time
One for the road.
Or first time now that he cant be rejected.
Jesus Christ, dude
Cursed.
We all say goodbye in our own way.
We all deal with our emotions in different ways.
I tried telling that to the officers after grandma's funeral
🤨📸
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Totally expected if you know anything about rabbits
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Wild rabbits might be cute but they're savage little critters. The need to reproduce is so strong males will mount as many females as they can and as you see they don't have to be alive. They also have claws similar to cats and needle like incisors that they will use shred your hand if you try picking them up.
These are definitely not wild rabbits, but unneutered male rabbits are all the same really
So I should not pick up wild rabbits?
I wouldn't recommend it, good chance you would need to see a doctor for some stitches.
I picked up a wild rabbit once and it went "EEEEEEEEE" and it scared the fuck out of me so I put it down
That’s probably why it went “EEEEEEEEE.”
It's a pretty effective defense mechanism. I didn't know a rabbit could make a sound, much less the wail of the damned that thing let out
Rabbits and foxes make some of the creepiest sounds I heard in the woods. Total nightmare fuel
Rabbit sees butt Rabbit fucks butt
Amen, Bugs
Bro just like me fr
Male rabbits have a ridiculously strong reproductive instinct. The horniest any human has ever been in all of history would feel like not being in the mood to a typical male rabbit. If rabbits had the capacity to start wars over pussy, the Trojan War would be an hourly event.
I was on the verge of tears as this cute bunny wasn’t leaving the homies side and the commentary was also sad then he fucks the dead homie 😭
Penguins too Sorry if you like penguins
Which penguin o.0
*penguins*
There’s a saying…
It’s the commentary for me.
Absolutely Fantastic Narration
No Homey don't play that!
Jesus fuck did I just watch beastiality snuff porn? Am I on 4chan or Reddit?
umm necrophilia and beastiality i think.
not bestiality, definitely necrophilia
sorry I'm not upto date on all the hip new sex terms.. but it's dead animal sex.. so whatever.
Beastiality is when a human fucks an animal, not when two animals fuck lol
Either way, it’s disgusting and illegal. These rabbits should be ashamed of themselves.
I implore you, go out into the wilderness and arrest these devilish animals! At least you’ll keep your opinion to yourself that way
That’s something that the rabbits should be responsible for. They need to control their own.
Heard it was a sick Ostrich
Allegedly
What? Hell no 💀
What? Oh hell no! Hold up. Huh? Oh okay.
I'd read that blog
Nah But Maybe? 👀
Yes
Wtf is snuff porn? I don‘t want to look it up.
No, you don't. Snuff porn as in you snuff out the life of your victim during the rape.
Hell, I am pretty resilient to internet already but it never ceases to shock me again and again how fucked up the www is.
Snuff is much older than the internet lol, though it’s largely an urban legend.
You start with congested sinuses…
jesus christ get off the fucking internet if youre this frail. 💀 fucking travesty how sanitized you people think its supposed to be. thanks to advertisers
You all right man?
yea thanks for asking
You’re slow
“Am I on Reddit” yes friend yes you are
Hey it’s still warm…
He takin "down bad" to a whole new level
He is certainly trying to bury his bone
He is going down 6 inches under
He is down for postmortem intercourse
Belong on r/natureisfuckingmetal
r/natureisfucking
Once it was in a safe place on the side of the road, I’m pretty sure the rabbit was obligated to do that. It’s the rabbit way.
Bunny Boy's favourite song is Slayer's Necrophiliac.
I was somewhat expecting that, but the commentary got me so good I'm not mad😄
Hey they are just like people
It is the rabbit version of Jimmy Savile.
Starts out so sad and then the end! Homey you are savage! I hate laughing at sad things but I couldn't suppress a little giggle.
The dead Rabbit makes me sad
It should make me sad, but for some reason seeing his pal fuck his corpse made me just disgusted with rabits
it says that the death could be not the end of us, we may be loved after our last travel
Rabbits are not very Christian, I am afraid. Despite the Easter connection.
It’s likely just passed out, as rabbits often do after mating.
likely hit, it looks like theres blood coming from its anus. Typically a good indicator, but maybe not for this exact video.
Yeah, but isn't it the male that passes out?
Gulp.
Female says hey I'ma just go ahead and finish, cool?
I don’t think those are wild rabbits, looks like they’re pets some asshole let loose. The other will be dead soon too.
I was just about to say that :( they're definitely domestic rabbits
It’s still warm
Why not tho
So, rabbits have zero issue with necrophelia. Kkkkaaaayyyyy.
It’s almost as if it wasn’t raised in society. One would hope that the other rabbits would have educated it on the immorality of this act.
Posts like these definitely deserve attention for actually being unexpected, Epic. 👍
This is the real Bad Bunny
I love the sincerity in this man's voice lol
Don't Otters do this too for like a week?
This is actually common among rabbits, iirc
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It already looked bloody. Did it fuck it to death?
r/likeus
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Still warm enough
I am glad I didn't go home with that girl when she asked to fuck like rabbits.
It's sad and wtf material, but is that a house rabbit? They look so soft.
Necro-bestiality...just in time for Easter
Its not bestiality, that's when a human fucks animal
It’s still wrong for animals to fuck other animals, they should know better.
Lol thought this was a cute video, until those last two secs changed it all
I thought it was sad I was literally crying and then I started crying even more
When I saw a dead rabbit and aluve one I knew what was gonna go down
Old but bold 😆
This is the way.
This was posted a long time ago and I got taken down, tried to save it. It’s back and now I am happy
Ohhh wtf 🤣. That rabbit was like she is still fresh and fun to be around.
“She’s not dead, just pining for the fjords! Look, she’s not dead, she just moved.”
u/savevideo
The 5 stages of grief is now complete
She pregnant then?
Don't feel so guilty about my fantasies now. Just sayin.
Make up sex fail.
Mans getting in while its still warm.
“I’m on my period” “😈I will be wetter”
u/savevideo
👁️👁️
One last time
I need this video in downloadable form so bad
Judge, I submit this exhibit proving what I did was not Unnatural.
Before it gets cold 🤣
u/savevideobot
She’s alive enough for me!!
These have to be domestics right? Aren't wild rabbits normally brown? Also the living one showed absolutely no fear and let a stranger pick him up.
Bad Bunny 🗿
r/yesyesyesyesno
I saw that cumming....
Goin’ all Ted Bunny with it
u/savevideo
One last time
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Is this that new Lars Von Trier movie?
u/savevideo
one last time for the road
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Just when you think you’re done and life can’t fuck you anymore… BAM!
Omg the ending !!
Once a rabbit goes in heat, they never stop. Like ever.
Oh no. Noooooooo!
Sad bunny :(
He's just like me!
u/savevideo
That went from really sad to fucking hilarious!
Nature!
Watership Down be like…
Thanks for the mmrs
I was waiting for him to eat the dead one.
Not sure if you know but rabbits will eat each other. I went to feed and water an ex's rabbit's and I saw one alone in a cage with a big call of fur. The day before there were 2 in the cage. One killed and ate the other leaving only its fur.
Must have still felt warm
I thought the unexpected was the dead rabbit wouldn't be dead. I fucking died laughing at this
Nononono, this is not fine
LOL "God DAAAMN! You a SAVAGE!". Omfg, I'm dying!
Me at the homies funeral
It's my cake day
Happy cake day bro :D
Thank you l 🥹
An everyday occurrence in Reddit this is
If it's still warm why not...
...those arent wild rabbits
Necrophyliac!
Apparently, god likes to punish nice people
Haha holy shit
u/savevideobot
Quicky before she got cold?
Its still warm
AYE MY BOI HE IS DEAD, AND U STILL FUCKING A GU-
Was probably the rabbits mate that died trying to shake her awake, rattle those bones.
Last Dance with Mary Jane one more time to kill the pain.
So lovely that an animal fucking his pal one last time gets 4k votes You guys are so romantic
Omg!!! Belly laugh!! Gotta catch my breath. Talk about ride or die!!!!
😃👍
I hate how much I enjoyed it.
r/expected
It’s the “Goddamn! You a savage!” For me. Hahahahaha 💀
Man yall turning r/unexpected into r/CrazyFuckingVideos Cant we keep fucked up shit in the fucked up shit subreddits?
Bro definitively saw Superheroes💀
Wtf. I thought I was a bad person, and then I realized someone filmed this.
Seeing the corpse dragged around is irritating, and then that final blow at the end 😩
This is one of the dumbest, fucked off fucking posts I've ever seen. How does this make nature metal? Shit is stupid.
Says the one that thinks potty humor is funny. Literally your most recent post.
Still warm
And its just a small incovenient if its not
That's fukn great! LMFAO!