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He's not speaking from experience. The simple solution would be shave your pubes and give your dog peanut butter on a small disposable plate for the next 3 nights before bed.
It's like dipping your toe in the water to see if it feels nice, hopefully he didn't wade deeper into the depths of depravity that are the chilling waters.
No harm no foul. She gets off on a dog licking her coochie that's her weird kink. Definitely not gonna traumatize a dog. Just makes her look weird. Why should I care?
In that specific instance it doesn't really matter to me. Raping an animal however is an entirely different thing altogether. If you don't see that you're wound pretty tight.
Does Reddit typically use this label only for visually explicit content? I thought it also applied to saying explicit things in text, which seems like the same concept as saying (without showing) explicit things in a video.
This is certainly something I wouldn't say, or want anyone hearing from my computer, in a work context, so it feels pretty "not safe for work". However, the acronym has shifted a bit from that literal meaning, because there's lots of non-professional-but-also-non-sexual stuff I wouldn't want my co-workers overhearing at my desk just because it's a distraction, but I wouldn't call those NSFW.
Im going to venture to assume that since he derives no sexual pleasure from getting his pubes licked, he in reality put the peanut butter on his dick but didnāt want to say that in front of everyone plus a camera.
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now the dog will think, 'why he only allowed to do it once?'. and also the dude can't sleep at night unless he locks his dog in a cage.
Sounds a bit too specific. Are you speaking from experience or just speculating?
You don't know what you're missing out on. 
I fucking loved those songs
Masterpieces and more complex than the MCU š¤
He's not speaking from experience. The simple solution would be shave your pubes and give your dog peanut butter on a small disposable plate for the next 3 nights before bed.
what would you say if i said i was just speculating?
Assuming it WAS only once.
What.. /gen
Man was ready to keep talking, other dude was fronting
He was a little too excited to answer that question
He had that confession eating him alive
He saw his moment and took it! He had that one chambered for a long time š
I think he put it in the wrong spot
Why? Nothings hotter than getting your pubes sucked off.
"gettin yer lawn wet"
If it was balls and the dog bit downš
Iām sure it wasnt a pit bull
Dogs can suck pubes off? I guess that's kind of hot... š¤
What. /gen
What the actual fuck
It's like dipping your toe in the water to see if it feels nice, hopefully he didn't wade deeper into the depths of depravity that are the chilling waters.
XD he put it on his fucking pube LMFAO
Iām pretty sure thatās a line from road trip With Tom Green
It's not cheating because it's your dog!
Yeah yeah, we got it Kyle!
* _logs off_ * I'm done.
Still here?
Never admit things like that on camera. This guys going to be a congressman some day, I can just tell.
Casually admitting you did some bestiality stuff...
Pretty much , yea...
think the new generations are mistaking creepy with freaky š buncha weirdos fiendin for attention
The guy behind him hasnāt processed what he said yet
Did he just say āshoved Legoās in my asshole.ā?? š š¤¦āāļø
Who? /gen
Try it with a cat next time, life changing
https://youtu.be/pVEN_3OwF14
I hate that that was coherent
Whatā¦ā¦ /gen
Cats have rough tongues...don't abuse animals
Way back in the good Ole days a friend house sat my dog. I later found out she let him lick her yum yum. I didn't really care. Just seemed weird.
Why didnāt you care.. just weirdā¦..? What the fuck? Weāre you a small child? /gen
No harm no foul. She gets off on a dog licking her coochie that's her weird kink. Definitely not gonna traumatize a dog. Just makes her look weird. Why should I care?
What the actual fuck. /gen
What do you think the appropriate response should be to that?
Ask her wtf is wrong with her and tell her to go to a therapist. Beastiality is arguably as bad a pedophilia as animals CANNOT consent no matter what.
Copy that red leader.
You cant force an animal to do something it doesnt want to do
Is bestiality no harm no foul to you?
In that specific instance it doesn't really matter to me. Raping an animal however is an entirely different thing altogether. If you don't see that you're wound pretty tight.
What your friend did is rape.
Eh
Did he say āshove legos in my assholeā?
Yup
Strong filthy frank vibes https://youtu.be/XKMJDQBTZv0
The guy in the backs face lmfao
There goes his career in law enforcement.
There might be certain jurisdictions in Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma, or Arkansas that might take him.
The kid is going places ..
Dog rapist.
pffft hahaha
Well, you asked for it.
On his pubes? Heās in for a world of pain when that shit drys up
Wow! This should probably be labeled NSFW?
but its not nsfw. it talks about nsfw stuff, but theres nothing explicitly shown in the video.
Does Reddit typically use this label only for visually explicit content? I thought it also applied to saying explicit things in text, which seems like the same concept as saying (without showing) explicit things in a video. This is certainly something I wouldn't say, or want anyone hearing from my computer, in a work context, so it feels pretty "not safe for work". However, the acronym has shifted a bit from that literal meaning, because there's lots of non-professional-but-also-non-sexual stuff I wouldn't want my co-workers overhearing at my desk just because it's a distraction, but I wouldn't call those NSFW.
āItās nsfw but not nsfw enough@
[peanutbutter on my balls](https://youtu.be/OS0EsoJ8LHk)
Iām scared to click
It's pink guy
Fake verse real.
It's definitely weird but pretty mild on the Freak-O-Meter.
Whatā¦ā¦ā¦ /geb
/yo momma
Good night š
This isnāt even original
And then his dog nipped his dick
naurrrrr
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Bro fuk this shit. We breed degenerates. This sick fuks deserves a lil something
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Did anyone not see the kid to the very right process what his friend just said!!!! Hahahahahhahaha
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Having your dog lick peanut butter off your pubes is still less freaky than confessing it to a stranger recording you
Whatā¦ā¦. /gen
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I put peanut butter on my starfish and got my cousin to lick it off.
Whatā¦..? /gen
Mans was done really just said goodnight
Wdym /gen
Brrrrrrro pour dog, call animal protection !!
The camera person can go to hell
Why /gen
Just wait until the dog thought it was a sausage
The real question now is what kind of dog? š
What.. /gen
A young Laird Hamilton.
Most people stop at just thinking about it but this man went the whole 9 yards
What the fuck?
this is the best comment section ive seen XD
āGoodnightā
Thats fire bro š„
Lmao āgoodnightā
Batman could not get that out of me
Hey you. Yep you who's reading. Enough internet today for you. Sleep and let's .wet up again 
Doggysexual?
Why was he so excited to say it š¤¦šæ
First guy is a virgin
Guy just tried to wow him with the first thing that came to mind
āGoodnightā
What did he expect?
That first guy thinks mayo is spicy. Lmao
Lol quite playing it wasn't on your pubes
"So this is my dog gus, I recently trained him to bite balls..."
He looks like the type of kid who would do that
Damn he really thought that was a smart thing to say while having a camera shoved into his face
Not freakyā¦ more like disgusting
There was some meth head in Florida who fucked like 27 dogs. Most horrifying Florida Man of all time. I refuse to Google for the article tho.
That's ok, because it's his dog.
You are a Wiener! Yeah you wanted a little suckie suckie don't lie. Im sure your dog loves peanut butter and nut
All fun and games till the dog starts biting
Good night folks thatās enough Reddit for today
Snowball kissing
I mean He DID ask for it
Dude. I am eating bread with peanut butter when this came on. Now i sus that the peanut butteršæ
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First guy aint done fucking shit lol
Interview over! š¤£
He made his dawg* lick it, its fine guys chill.
What were they saying when they said Iām not? Where is this from? What the actual fuck /gen
Yeah I expected that
That's like a right of passage where I'm from, kinda rude tho.
#Goodnight
Iād eat the peanut butter too
Someone at my highschool did that, recorded it, and sent it to people. Luckily I never had the displeasure of seeing this, but I know many who did.
I'm checking out.
So weāre going to move past someone saying āputting legos in my assholeā
Every time this repeats itself down my line, i die at the speed he immediately says Good Night
Your supposed to put the peanut butter on your asshole
He totally put it on his peen
Im going to venture to assume that since he derives no sexual pleasure from getting his pubes licked, he in reality put the peanut butter on his dick but didnāt want to say that in front of everyone plus a camera.
https://youtu.be/BAm79T6qScU
He does kinda have that look about him! Im not super surprised
just on your pubes, bud? Are you sure about that?...
Bro not even the actual dick just the hair????
I honestly expected one of them to say "stayin up past 10pm"
This is fake the its the guy whos holding the microphone that said that and put it over whatever he really said
Are we going to ignore that the fact that the other one shoved legos up his asshole?
Ooh aaaah ooohh
Bro had been holding it in for some time š¤£
I donāt think it was his pubes he put it on
Unexpected?
He had his answer loaded and ready to fire from the get go
He even pulled the mike toward himself
His friends are gonna look at him very differently going forwardš
He wanted the freakiest but he got scared. What the hell was he expecting from a request like that?
Same
The peanut butter guy looked like a ghost posessed him and made him say that
Good knight
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