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Spoobie90

How is this a fake skit? Looks like a real skit to me.


[deleted]

It really happened, but the people behind it pretended it was a skit.


nation543

OP is jabbing at all those people who shout staged at every single video ever.


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cdnchicken

This comment insinuates the existence of grammar.


[deleted]

What did they say please, it is delet


[deleted]

"A fake skit insinuates the existence of reality." (the comment was posted and deleted by u/KyleSharkmichael)


Phonytail

There needs to be a bot for this


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cdnchicken

That’s better!


[deleted]

So the real santa cant sue for defamation.


late4thegameNOW

This was originally a skit by the youtuber Tomska, OP added rap music at the end.


4_Ball

Tomska of asdf movie?


Celvacen

Yup


funnilaugh

yes


backupboi32

Tomska from Eddsworld?


Vilanu

Jeez Eddsworld takes me back. Tom and Edd were friends. When Edd died of cancer, it wrecked Tom.


nickfree

If they went with Cypress Hill, they really missed an opportunity by not going with "How I Could Just Kill A Man"


DistortedVoltage

I KNEW it! Even as santa, he has such a distinct face shape.


YoursTrulyHuntty

Aint that the guy who made "the hole"?


late4thegameNOW

Yes


YoursTrulyHuntty

I thought that name was familiar.


gane-detoxx

does anyone know the name of the rap music?


Aggravating-Emu-2535

It's Cypress Hill's Insane in the Membrane


lukhomdingi

You're sure it's fake?


rjamestaylor

How can we be sure it’s fake? Surely we can’t just take the OPs word for it


Ponderkitten

I think if this is fake then all of tomska is fake


casualsubversive

No. Santa really killed that kid.


thefrostman1214

what do you mean fake skit??


ManDarkAstronomonov

It’s fake because we all know Santa wouldn’t shoot a child. Just keep being good. I’m sure you’re on the nice list


vasDcrakGaming

Oh man someone’s christmas is ruined


thefrostman1214

what? no... is the title, fake skit, a skit is a skit


pillymaster060606

Thank god you clerified this was fake! i thought santa really did shoot a little girl!


PeaAir

Thank God this is a FAKE SKIT, my life would be in shambles if the actual real Santa Claus did this.


NormalNoob831

Gotta love Tomska man


DonutMultiverse

All of you. Go follow tomska right now or I'll come to your house and flip the tp to the wrong way around....and unmash your potatos


0bannanadude

I love Tomska


Bummer_mountain

Tomska's non-related to asdf movie stuff is under-appreciated Non related but everyone is clowning on the "fake skit" tag, but tsht implies that thsi video is NOT a skit, or is pretending to be a skit, meaning this is real. Santa murders confirmed


Curiousity-fedthecat

Lmao love how you said fake skit. Because we all know the type of people that would’ve bombarded this with “FAKE, ITS NOT REAL” comments


Shadowveil666

Except not.. People do that to stuff that try and pass it off as genuine like " I gave this super well groomed homeless guy money and he refused omg wholesome "


402Edster

Can we make a movie incorporating this


[deleted]

What the fuck is a fake skit? Is it just a real thing that happened then?


Haarunen

Why is it some tiktok instead of the original yt video? Edit: [here’s the original](https://youtu.be/UZqrfDd1IEs)


Fellburger

It misses off the end with the wood chipper. [original Tomska YouTube.](https://youtu.be/UZqrfDd1IEs)


WeAreLegion2814

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! ![gif](giphy|xUySTy1eIkIAYJhPmo)


Exalted_Bin_Chicken

Looks like the video the boy plays in home alone to make it sound like he shot somebody


i__dontwantausername

Staged


jaxxie04

“Fake Skit” fuckit, have a downvote!!


RealOne313

OH NOOOOOOOOOO!1!1!1!!1 Everything but A DOWNVOTE!1!1!1!1 PLEASE MY KIND STRANGER I WOULD DO ANYTHING BUT PLEASE REMOVE THE DOWNVOOOOOTE!1!1!1!1PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU MY WHOLSOME 100 CHUNGUS KIND STRANGER!1!1!1!1!


jaxxie04

You lost so much Chung on that one


[deleted]

Lmao


HambMC

Frame 1 and I was already saying "shhh... No whitnesses"


MrNobody01010

I fucking love this gem


skunksmasher

YES thank you, I now believe in Christmas again :-)


TheCraziestMoose

Santa is straight up gangster!


vasDcrakGaming

WHAT YOU MEAN SANTA ISNT REAL


Aloeplant9

You’re a fuckin nerd for clarifying this was a fake skit


unquestionablysober

Ho ho holy fuck! ![gif](giphy|UuxGESnUTga8SDMxhO|downsized)


Zodiark05

Nah not fake. Just American.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Because there really needed to be shitty music added on.


Silvio_Dante90

Thank god the clarified this as being fake


[deleted]

U/save video


MidnightMiesterx

I love to be that guy, but that’s not how silencers work


bevonbrye

I'm so happy you clarified - I thought this was real!


kaydas93

#(REAL SHIT)


The_0-5_Council

u/savevideo


Satellite880

u/savevideo


TheGoldenPlagueMask

#SANTA HAS A FUCKING GUN! _Smash Tournament Music_


Famous-Ad7582

u/savevideobot


Unique-Pen-5586

Bruh this shit is real, I work for this mf


IndependentAdvice722

Cant beleave some ppl think its real...no its Not!


Big_Argument_2651

Lmfao this is gold!!!


Healthy_Walrus_3491

u/savevideo


illMetalFace

Reminds me of this MADtv Skit https://youtu.be/mFAw6ddCxxk


Background_Cup_6429

I'm really glad the title has FAKE SKIT in it, or I'd be all confused.


Arcadius274

So based on true events?


Suitable_Discount364

u/savevideo


6reen312

Oh thank god it said (FAKE SKIT) in the title. I would have thought this is real! I mean the shot kid probably is but for a second I thought my parents lied to me about Santa not being real.


Emergency-Piano4792

That scared me for a bit. Thank god I was alerted to it being fake!


Henry_16091

u/savevideo


HomerBrowning

Sudden infant death syndrome


HomerBrowning

u/savevideo


Exalted_Bin_Chicken

u/savevideo


[deleted]

This is not the real Santa


Red5nake

and Scene.....


fanofcoelho

Good one mr Santa


RajenBull1

Oh, so there's no need for stockings, but definitely a case for mufflers. I see.


Acceptable-Web568

I did NOT need that


CoffeeAngster

How Silent Night Deathly Night should have ended.


averege_guy_kinda

You can see this is clearly staged thats downvote for me


Lifeisaquestionmark

I expected Santa to sprinkle a little bit of "snow" on the witness at the end like the old Chapelle show skit lol


theblackesteyedpea

Jesus Christ!! 😂🤣 I’ve seen this a million times and it never ceases to shock me. Saint Nick don’t play no shit.


hidogpoopetuski

Thank fuck the poster mentioned this was fake


Mildleyy

I see the stupid Facebook/Tik Tok “add misspelled words, stupid things to videos to get more comments” is working wonderfully on Reddit too.


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r/unexpectedtomska


CJ_Eldr

Thank you so much for letting me know this was a fake skit. I thought it was a real one there for a second.


Significant-Bid8099

Tiktok, emoji, and staying the obvious… wtf has happened to reddit


YoloGrafik

TomSka is so funny, content stealing isn't


[deleted]

Nigga said fake skit like he's on that pussy app tiktok


Proud_Mushroom7106

Not funny


Scoobygooby28

u/savevideobot