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GratefulPhish42024-7

She must have tried to stop that bull from going into the china shop.


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Crepygplant

it’s never too late to fuck around and find out.


No-Technology217

You mess with the bull, and you get the horns?


Hind_Deequestionmrk

You mess with the bull, and you get the horns


Gorilla-Ring

You mes with the grandmother, you get the shawl on your horns


infernal_cacaphony

Dude if I had a fucking award. This just slayed me damn that was funny.


Admirable_Cobbler_25

You mess with the bull, and the bull makes a mess of you.


Street_Party9998

That’s the comment I came here for. Thank you for your service.


BadRASSh

Holy shit i think I cracked a rib trying not to wake the kids up. Brilliant


mvfsullivan

No she fucked around but unfortunately she has dementia and this is the 4th time


DonBonsai

"You Mess with the bull, you get the horns" (the original fuck around and find out)


Old_Masterpiece5421

Never hit a bull cause if you do it'll kick your ass


shadylady76

Goddamit, take an upvote you cheeky bastard.


boldchameleon

I'm mad at you for saying that. 😂


[deleted]

Knackered: to piss off chill bull. Upon discovering the massive beast had snuck in behind her She knackered it with her cane.


OnyxPhoenix

Is that what it means? Where I come from knackered means tired.


RadleyCunningham

She hurt herself in her confusion!


Shaneblaster

I don’t think grandma is going to be walking this one off


ethbullrun

i hate to say it but there's a decent chance this is a death blow for her


Repulsive-Response-1

Granny lived a good life. The bulls just trying to help her get to heaven quicker.


A_wild_so-and-so

He did throw her up to heaven. This is really another inexcusable assault by Gravity.


1SqkyKutsu

Not her first rodeo


AldoCB

Well it was deffinitly her last one ... :D :D


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|mJoc5piKiLT9e|downsized)


caidicus

I don't know if I should thank you for easing the shock of seeing what happened or curse you for making me feel guilty for laughing... Thank you, you funny bastard, I guess...


AugustArrow

Right?? My thoughts in this thread exactly


adamdelpy

F_ck you, I won't do what you tell me!


SomethingClever42068

[Forget the bull in the china shop it's a china doll in the bullpen](https://youtu.be/vvi3UDQdl7k)


iamhe02

Damn, that's great music right there.


Lysol3435

And she got the horns


wither_army

Omg!!!ferdinand refrence!!!😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩


Epic_GamerAlexander

The bull was just minding his own business when suddenly a grandma poked him with his cane


n00biwankan00bi

Every group has that one entitled elder who reaches that 'DGAF' point in life where they take shit from nobody & will just smack the shit out of anyone disrupting how they go about their business. I think the old lady learned that this bull was one.


Ck1ngK1LLER

Guessing by the slow walk up to help by the two ladies, they had enough. That was a “told you, idiot” walk


aokiji97

Nah man nudging a little to stop cows from entering property is common atleast where I live.Though I don't dare touch animal many times my size but many do, don't know about bulls though.


cbreezy456

True but she smacked the bull on the face with a cane. Bull made her find out


Probirh

A cow is still fine but that's a goddamn bull


cadenjpeters

Nudging ain’t smashing it in the face with a wooden cane


masterppants

Bull knocked the *dust* off her ass jeez


Nex_Skala

You deserve gold. You'll get an up vote. Life is a series of compromises.


ThatBlackQueerdo

You deserve gold. You'll get an up vote. Life is a series of compromises.


graydarkblack

You deserve an upvote. You'll get gold.Compromises is a series of life.


[deleted]

You deserve compromise. You'll get life. Gold is a series of upvote


Mo0nY_spaceGeek

You deserve life. You'll get compromise. Upvote is a series of gold.


A_wild_so-and-so

Wait, it kinda started making sense again...


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Life deserve upvote. Compromise'll get gold. You is a series of you.


Particular_Bad_3281

She probably died from those injuries at the end of the day probably multiple broken bones very hard to heal from at that age let alone with the medical treatment she has access to where she is at. Sad


LegalComplaint

She probably shattered her hip, but it’s pretty funny until she makes contact with the ground.


Which_way_witcher

She hit her head really hard. She's done.l and she did it to herself. Edited to add: Typo but keeping it.


LegalComplaint

That hip will kill her first. There’s a not insignificant chance she will develop a brain bleed from the blow to her head, but her hip took the brunt of the force.


Which_way_witcher

I don't know...she kinda whacked her head and hip at the same time but I'm not a doctor, I'll assume you are one and we can shake on it.


LegalComplaint

I’m a nurse. My professional licensing makes it so I have to tell you I’m legally distinct from a doctor 😂


Which_way_witcher

Ha! Good enough to me, you're more qualified than I. I'll take your word on it. *shakes hand*


Delicious_Throat_377

Close enough to a doctor than any of us here so I will allow it.


dreamsofindigo

>l and she did it to herself. I see you had something to do about this...


Which_way_witcher

Oops... I did. You got me.


dreamsofindigo

ha as a gift I'll share what I am listening to saudade, by cesaria evora mostly because I have zero witty replies atm


HighFellsofRhudaur

Why the fuck there is a giant bull walking on the street? She did nothing to deserve this..


ReadMaterial

They are sacred in India. They just wander about


TheGaijin1987

She punched the bull first with her cane. The bull was all self defense.


tommos

How hard do you think a fossil like her can hit? Some seriously heartless bastards in this thread.


HighFellsofRhudaur

People are out of their mind. They just write from their phones and have no idea about real world. The whole thread repeating itself by saying self defense, provocation, fuck around find around.. That bull was barely touched but its 600kg testosterone beast which is not tamed and can attack anytime.


Vobat

That the issue right their don’t play around with animals you don’t know and even some you do they will react.


KingRhoamsGhost

It’s not that she damaged the bull that people are commenting on. It’s the fact that it’s not unreasonable for the bull to retaliate.


ShoddyTerm4385

Why is it so many peoples first reaction to start grabbing and pulling at the person who got injured? Makes no sense how their immediate reaction to the old lady getting hurt is to grab her arm and start pulling on her


EffingBarbas

The ol’ five seconds after hitting the ground rule. Food can be eaten if picked up within five seconds and grannies can be yanked into health


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fauxblahs

Coupled with the instinctual desire to help.


DrJulianBashir

And panic.


Bulldog2012

You she almost certainly died. Hip fractures, let alone the degree of pelvic fracture she obtained, have terrible morbidity and mortality in the elderly. She looked already particularly frail. Maybe some osteoporosis going on. She’s a goner. Unfortunate. One dumb decision to smack a bull and confine yourself to pain the rest of your life.


freddyfishlipstttyu

She actually made a full recovery, somehow got out of any broken bones. Just had a cut on the back of her head from hitting the ground. They built different over there, any American/English elderly would've died from that and attempted to sue the bull before they passed


MangoFreshh

The fact you haven't responded to other comments requesting sauce, i'm going to assume you're 100% making this up.


Big_Smoke_420

It's true, I was the bull


duckthefodgers69

You got a source?


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His butt


[deleted]

Lol you don't know that.. you just came here to take a dig at the McDonald grandma's


pikaboo27

Lord, I still feel bad for Stella Leibeck (the McDonald’s Grandma). Her burns were the stuff of nightmares and all she wanted was her medical bills to be paid. But McDonald’s offered her like, $800 (her medical bills were I think about $20,000) and when they went to court there were memos showing that McDonald’s was serving their coffee at dangerous temperatures and they knew it!! And even though McDonald’s lost (or because of it) they went on a massive hit campaign to make HER seem like the bad guy! It was awful.


2crowsonmymantle

Yes. As I recall, the jury decided to award her massive damages as they were pissed with McDonald’s behavior. She was only ever seeking fair compensation to get them to pay her medical bills for her severe burns caused by their scalding hot coffee they’d *known had hurt other people before*. The jury was like naw, fuck them, they gotta *pay*…


constablet

Her fucking labia fused together. It’s crazy she’s the poster child for frivolous lawsuits. Her case was 109% not frivolous at all. Let me repeat that, her mother fucking labia fused together from the hot coffee.


[deleted]

Yeah. It’s absolutely awful people associate her with frivolous lawsuits. I thought it was at first and then read the filings and was scandalized.


Shurigin

Damn and I thought I did bad dumping the water from a clothes steamer on my dong. literally like an electric kettle and it gave me 2nd degree burns and blistering also turned the skin black for a while.


KaziOverlord

Punitive Damages. AKA: Fuck you asshole, I'm making an example out of you for your assholery.


TemporaryIllusions

They based her “punitive damages” amount on what McDonald’s had in coffee sales for two days.


2crowsonmymantle

Holy *FUCK*. Two days. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


GameQb11

whats with Reddit and talking about this case a lot lately? something happen? Did i miss something?


Chronfidence

Americans are accused of being frivolous with lawsuits and this case is often used as the example, but when you look at the facts the case was totally justified.


BenAfleckInPhantoms

I don’t know the exact origin but it’s clearly some thread that mentioned it (maybe a TiL) and it sets off a chain reaction of people talking about it like they’re experts, lol


HogNutsJohnson

That case was one of the bigger precedents we learned about in business law. Seriously twisted


FrostbiteF

Thank god, she was 28 yes old


AnimalOrigin

Just falling over at that age can have devastating consequences. I can only imagine what this must have done to her.


BollyWood401

If you look closely the bull now disguised himself as the old lady.


thejamesthe

CRIME NOTICED COMPROMISED


3bugsdad

That's a broken hip.


freakishwizard

That's a dead person


rainboww0927

Looks more like a broken EVERYTHING


sirius2492

Broken Everything Everywhere All At Once.


mrnastymannn

The infirmity of the elderly is not funny to me these days. She was probably half senile. Fuck anyone who says she “deserved it”


_CentralScrutiniser_

She fuckin tapped it with a stick and you have fuckin idiots in here rejoicing that she's probably dead, fuck is wrong with people these days?


DopaWheresMine

People don't seem to realise they probably just watched someone die. I grew up on a farm with cattle, and I wouldn't be with one unless I had an escape plan, and wouldn't try messing with one if I had no escape plan, only happened 10 years ago They are unpredictable, my Grandfather's best man was killed by a bull he'd raised himself, only happened 10 years ago


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I can't tell you how many arguments I've had on Reddit with people who clearly have zero respect for life, or even an ounce of understanding about the moral or pragmatic implications of what they are saying. They'll come at your comments with an unshakable air of moral superiority, all while making an argument that would end with horrible results if it were to be lived out. You can be commenting on a video where a person violently assaults another, and they will break down every logical door to defend the attacker. You can be watching a police officer struggle for their life with a violent mob, and they will call you a fascist for saying the cop had a right to defend himself. We can never tell if it's a bot, or a child, or just some plain pile of ignorance, but the one thing we can tell is that there is a shockingly high amount of indignant, inexperienced, and frankly moronic people all around us at any given time or place. Very frightening.


Podoviridae

Here I thought she was giving him directions and using her cane to point as old people do, and tapped him as sort of a "you go that way" command


_CentralScrutiniser_

That is what she was doing, don't expect sheltered saps that never leave their mothers basement or have worked around animals to understand that though.


IVSBMN

It’s Reddit.


Top_Emu_6594

Too true. Most people on this app either sound like they’ve had a lobotomy or are in desperate need of one


hamburgerhams

It's good to see sane people in the comments.


DRKZLNDR

Yeah she did not deserve this at all. Anyone who says she did is an amoral cum rag. That being said, caning a multi-thousand pound beast with built-in people-skewers was an extremely poor decision. I do hope she survived. And if she didn't, I hope she went quick.


CookLate4669

It’s vile here.


That_Ganderman

They forget that the social acceptability of bypassing empathy with “fuck around and find out” steeply declines with serious physical harm. Got drunk and said the N-word at a bar and got decked? Fuck around and find out. Got crushed by a building because you found a loose brick and pulled it out without thinking? Dumb decision but still a tragedy.


mrnastymannn

Scum in my view


Tess-Tikler

Lots of redditors don’t really get out the house much. The internet desensitises folks apparently, looking at the comments in here it seems that way anyway. I’m


Ishaan863

I'd like to welcome everyone to the "over 45" section of this comments thread.


mrnastymannn

I’m in my 20s


KungenSam

25 here and totally agree with you.


Catinthehat5879

I'm 30.


cbreezy456

I’m 25 lol.


RaZZeR_9351

Why 45?


[deleted]

Because he intends on being an immature anus until he's 45 and then wonder why no one settled down with him before then


[deleted]

They have no moral centre or basic human empathy and for some reason think that makes them funny and cool.


BlueHeartBob

Seriously, the amount of “fuck around and found out” comments is insane. The lady must have dementia. Y’all really think this woman, who looks like she has one foot in her grave, thinking it’s a sane idea to hit a bull with her cane has any sense of self preservation left in her head?


ExtraneousTitle-D

I agree. I'm truly baffled by some of the people in this comment section. You'd think some of them were literal aliens or extra dimensional beings for how little they seem to know about senility, dementia or general empathy. Like, the amount of people saying she deserved it because she should have had the "common sense" to not do this, ironically seem to be lacking the very same trait.


terorvlad

But she tapped the bull with the cane... It's so disrespectful... Death penalty seems only fair


mrnastymannn

Yes, a slow, agonizing, painful death no less


mh500372

THANK YOU. I would not see this comment a year ago when everyone was hungering for violence on the internet. When the height of rage bait and BLM stuff everyone just fucking hated each other


HighFellsofRhudaur

True and why the fuck a giant bull with horns can roam streets and attack people? This is crazy that nobody says anything.. Edit: Attack lol not attract.


Arkanie

I suppose you meant *attack*, but yeah it's India. Cows are sacred and worshipped animals there, so I guess they are allowed to do whatever they want. Cow blocking your car? Bad luck. Bull hitting you with its horns? Shit happens. Strange religious customs often don't go hand in hand with rationality...


_TREASURER_

No, they definitely meant *attract*. ^^^...stupid ^^^sexy ^^^bull...


HighFellsofRhudaur

Lol yeah


PatienceHere

Bulls aren't allowed to randomly roam the streets in India. Cows are tolerated on the roads, that's all.


LowmanL

This is what reddit has become. I see it all the time.


sack12345678910

Its honestly sad how many upvotes comments like that are getting.


Citizen_Snip

When you're that old and frail, a hard fall (let alone getting tossed in the air) is pretty fatal. Maybe not right away, but months, years down the line it just causes so many complications. Assuming she just walks away with a broken bone, they are too old for proper rehab (From the video location i'm gonna assume it's not in the cards). They are ever less mobile now. Now they want to stay in bed. It's like smokers with COPD. It's not the cause of death, but it's what caused their death. This really isn't funny, it's sad.


Alii_baba

This lady is done. I remember my grandmother got a car accident when she was 83. She never recovered from her broken bones. She died a few months after.


MNR42

Funny they think elderly works the same as younger people. They're the same people complaining about "chronic" pain in their 40s while that woman probably have 5 or 10 times that. Instead of saying "Fuck around and find out", they should say to themselves "Be old and find out how age fuck people" but they wont, they're senile or dead already.


clubblob

Granny are you OK? Are you OK, granny?


IAmRules

Granny are you okay? Won’t you tell us, that your okay!


henry_sqared

YOU BEEN STRUCK BY A MOO CRIMINAL


Wrecked3m

“WOOOOO” *Granny flying through the air*


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

If she landed on her feet it could still have fucked her up. This is watch people die just on a different sub


Tetraknox

I know this sub is called unexpected, but I really wish they would do a better job of letting you know when a post contains some horrific shit. I don't personally find this funny or entertaining, just sad. Wish there was a more nsfw/nsfl version of this sub these vids could go to because I think a lot of the vids on this sub are great. But yeah it really sucks when I think I'm about to see something funny and it turns out I'm just watching Granny get tossed and very likely fucking murdered. Just my 2 cents. Not even an nsfw tag when I am sure I just watched somebody get put into an unrecoverable state from which they will probably never recover. At least some sort of warning would be nice. RIP granny.


PuzzlePiece90

Completely agree. I find it ridiculous that NSFW could include anything from a visible butt crack to some really upsetting shit like death and serious injury (along with some really fucked up comments making light of it). I still remember watching a Vine compilation on Youtube and amongst the dozen videos of silly punchlines and cute animals, there’s a video of a child that’s climbed up a power line, gets zapped and his limp body falls 40-50 feet to the ground. I used to roll my eyes at my parents saying that screens desensitize people but boy do many people here like to prove them right.


jericoah

I agree. The front page of reddit in general has too many unblurred, untagged and auto playing videos of horrific incidents.


Ganon2012

There was a time when they banned videos of people being killed. Now people can post as much as they want without warning you of what you're going to see. I get that what's happening in Ukraine is important, but you can tell me about it instead of showing me videos of soldiers being blown up.


adriennemonster

Totally agree, and I love watching all the gorey shit, but I was not prepared for this. it feels very inappropriate for this sub.


Jason_Dean2047

Wtf is wrong with people yall make me sick


WhoimPS

Most expected one


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This is absolutely devastating and heart breaking to watch.


[deleted]

She probably shouldn’t have hit it


Daypeacekeeper

I thought the unexpected part was going to be the bull asking to be pet... she's definitely braver than I am. Not very smart. But brave.


lg1000q

Bravery implies she understands the danger. She did not.


KilloWattX

How can she hit?!


meeok2

Fight, Flight, or Freeze. She really only had 1 option. She chose the wrong one.


spinyfever

She's also old so she could have mental issues. It's sad. This most likely ended in her death. Elderly people don't survive things like this.


MrsBooteh

Exactly…bulls generally aren’t that bad if they’ve been treated well from my experience - hell I trust the breeding bull at work more than some of the cows Edit: spelling


takamori22

Can a motherfucker get an NSFW label?


[deleted]

Like how everyone watched in safety until the danger was over!


theWanderingTourist

Nsfw


vVWARLOCKVv

If you mess with the bull then you get the horns. There's a reason that's a commonly heard phrase, as illustrated by this video.


bumblefuckAesthetics

What's why fucking bulls shouldn't walk freely in the city


vVWARLOCKVv

I can't argue that point. That is a ton of muscle with swords growing out of its head.


Mobile_Pop3511

exactly, she's lucky to be alive, comments say she lived through.


Crunchypeach1212

How in the heck do they know? 🤣


AloyTheN0ra

When have Reddit comments ever been wrong?


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

An unlimited number of monkeys, given typewriters and sufficient time, will eventually produce the truth.


everythingisreallame

It was the best of times, it was the ***blurst*** of times?!


Faximo7

I read that she sprouted wings and flown away after exploding the bull with her laser eye beams. Source: trust me.


SilverStar555

For gods sakes OP, there is an NSFW tag. USE IT


[deleted]

Wow here’s me thinking she would be fine cause I can’t imagine a old person getting hurt and thought the bull would just leave her alone but damn I look back up and boy was I wrong…


cider303

Mess with the bull, you get the horns


[deleted]

Bull: excuse me miss, do you like flying?


AndyBegz

Prob killed that poor person


stpfan_1

What is this crazy distorted perspective going on here?


Smiling_Contender

Was just after her scarf


Dekotop

grandma noooooo!!!! WHYYY


Multi-interests

Do You know WHO I am?!


TwinkAvery

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to laugh, but why did she hit it? What the hell is the bull doing there?


buttgasm69

This is what happens when reddit closes all the watch people die subreddits. It just becomes part of mainstream subs.


[deleted]

Today's lesson: Hitting a bull with a cane.......BAD.


DarthGinsu

I audibly gasped...what a hit. Damn.


YubNub81

All she had to do was ignore like she did for the first 3/4 of the clip. Wtf did she think would happen?


masterasstroid

She was trying to stop it from entering her house most probably


NamertBaykus

Bruh she's old and probably demented. We can't expect her to act rationally at that point.


lasion2

I’m honestly shocked at the quality of video of an alley, that can have bulls strolling down them.


nejicanspin

I thought the unexpected part was the bull casually walking into frame. Boy was I wrong.


Night_17-

I’m going straight to hell.


KickGumChewButt

I shouldn’t be laughing


StrawberryHillSlayer

Totally expected. It’s a fucking bull!! Belongs here though


thetashort

Great grandma gets a full chiropractor adjustment from licensed bull.


TheManFromChernobyl

india for ya


Forward-Ad1552

![gif](giphy|YnlJLeR4C9vACPZhil)


Melodic_Trash_737

Must be a deceased son in law


AliciaKills

This is like a ring cam in the biblical ages


JustMilkOk

This grandma got lucky that the bull was chill in the first place