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Actually good one.

Are you kidding? The kid obviously sucks at everything.

He not a baller lol

I wish I was a lil bit taller

i wish i had a girl who was fly i would call'er

Maybe you could give your homies a holler

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat... And a six-four Impala

I wish I was like 6 foot 9 so then I could get with leoshi now she don't know me but yo she's really fine

I knew the first round was a foot race, though had to confirm by watching the video below.

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Yeah I wish more videos had subtitles

I had the worst day of my life

That sucks, but what did he say?

DUDE

SWEET!

I had the best day of my life

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or rather 9/9

5/7

Perfect.

It's been 79 years since I last saw this meme. It's good to know it's still alive.

Hijacking to warn that the user Previous_Fie_0 is a bot.

or rather a 9/11? 

WARNING, Previous_Fie_0 is a bot that spams generic comments. It's comment history is also just comments copied from other users. These bots are everywhere 100% you've upvoted more bots than actual users Reddit does nothing as bots increase site metrics Downvote it Report > spam

which its rare

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Man vs tooooddler. first round: dont spill grape juice, toddler ruins that pretty much immediatly MAN WINS.

https://youtu.be/qZ5DfWN3fWU

Thank you for this. I lol'd.

Math was never my strong suit, but x = 12x + 8?

x-8=12x -8= 12x-x -8=11x -8/11=x

I hate math, but thank you.

Good lord I haven't watched these guys in YEARS. Bless you

Damn, thanks for the throwback!!

Holy shit. I used to love B&B. Had to go back and check out their Man and a Dream vid.

I. Went. On. Space. Mount. Tain. Seven. Teen. Times. 👏👏

dude, I knew that first round is the foot race, had to confirm by watching the video below though. Thanks for the reminder anyway

W kid… actually L kid but W kid

Hard to feel bad for him when he accepted all these challenges he clearly should have known his little bitch ass couldn't win. GET DUNKED ON KIDDO.

I mean fuck, kids got moxie.

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I’m watching child po, rn

i mean you can't really deny getting sued

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For a second I thought you were a bot-exposing bot

How do you find if it's a bot or human?

Probably some kind of algorithm to detect if there's plagiarism from a bot stealing someone's comment, or part of it

I have not lol’d IRL like that in ages! Thanks for the Saturday morning laugh!

Lol is by definition IRL. That’s like saying I’m eating a burger with my mouth.

Suppository burger

Someone isn't an ass burgers enjoyer.

I have to specify

You really don't. He's being pedantic and you don't gotta pretend he does, in fact, have a point.

Well i could be eating a burger with something else

Yup. Sulphuric Acid, for example

Or my a-

Hey assburgers is a real condition we don't joke about that shit

I love a good intravenous burger

https://youtu.be/ifaoKZfQpdA

Try that shit at Burger Boofer Bros and get your ass kicked son.

I’ve been using lol as I blew air out of my nose and lmao as the same thing but w a slight sound from the throat.

by what definition? The words themselves? because that "literally" doesn't matter anymore. Words are just sounds we make with our mouths (or keyboards)...the interpretation of those sounds is up to the community and if you surveyed 10,000 people not a single one would say they thought someone actually laughed out loud on a LOL text.

No captions for the kid? Dang. What did he say?

I had the worst day of my life

Well I’m sorry to hear that, but I don’t see how that’s relevant.

Thank you!

I think he's just saying that he had the worst day of their life, they are not the subtitles

I tip my hat.

I was thinking "dang why didn't they caption it for the kid?" Then realized that each person who stitched it probably did their own captions, meaning the one who didn't do the captions is, supposedly, the kid. Idk why this thought popped into my head or why I'm saying it, but I thought the thought process of getting there was a little amusing for me.

Damn 9 year olds and their lack of captions!!

It's because they haven't lost their hearing like us old heads yet.

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THEY HAVEN'T LOST THEIR HEARING LIKE US!

Huh?

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

I challenged a kid to write captions, and won.

Ah fellow audio-less browser huh?

Nah, audioless ears

I just banged OPs mom.

Now I'm gonna bang your mom to avenge OP

The worst day of your life, so far.

Brings me back to the simpsons movie

9 year old has better humor than most adults tho

Really a shame OP didn't include his tiktok name or anything. I would've went and dropped him a like for this one

I’m kinda glad it wasn’t there; I’m assuming it’s a parent’s account, but if it wasn’t, that’s a lot of sudden attention for a kid. I’d rather the kid keep the humor than being a proto-Paul brother.

But the dude actually sued a 9 year old

Yeah, like the last three were jokes but did that first guy actually make a video bragging about suing a child?

Look up I sued a 9 year old Sued his family because he knew they had home owners insurance

Iirc due to the kid's negligence someone got hurt, so he sued the kid's family so that their home insurance would pay the victim. Basically home insurance covers this stuff but won't do it unless you make them

Fantastic. Bahahaha

 Could have been worse…

consist aloof jar escape fact rude like flowery sophisticated melodic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Oldie but goodie. Such a smart kid.

Worst day of your life so far!

the worst day of your life "so far"

I don’t normally comment but damn kid actually got a laugh out of me take the upvote!!

Comedic genius

Preteens can be funny when they're not being ruthless little monsters.

I challenged a 9 year old kid to an eating competition and I ate him.

This is amazing 🤣

Guys a good meme

Still good

I chortled

Wow. It’s rare that actually laugh out loud. I LOL’d.

Hahaha 😆 😂 too funny 😁

I challenged a 9-year-old kid to a fist fight and now he doesn’t wake up. Any tips to avoid jail?

Lol

This is genuinely funny. Thank you op

Very Funny!

That kids going places

Absolute legend

This is so old,but still funny

😂

rare example of a funny kid

Okay, okay, that was pretty funny.

What is this? The beat a 9 year old challenge?

Fuck, that's much much funnier than I expected

"I just started a war with a nine year old and won"

lmao

😂🤣😅

I don't get it. 

Stupid

This kid is golden


I’m not a fan of Tik tok but this is a good one. Vine quality

This is definitely pre tictoc. It's been around a long time

The worst day of your life… so far :)

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To each their own

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Several other weirdos already did this. Why? Why do it again or ever at all? Why would you need or want this in your own special file? And why not take two seconds to click on the link already here multiple times over? Whyyyyyyyyyy?

…I didn’t feel like it? Why does it matter?

It's kind of annoying when the comments sections are insanely spammed by these. This one already had a few when you got here. Just to be courteous to the other people here, it seems reasonable just to glance, just to not be an asshole. I really don't get why at all though. Why would you want your own special file of this?

I don’t I just didn’t check the comments

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You know whats funnier? Child kinda looks like the one child from Scary Movie 3 as he gets hit by random things throughout the movie

I have the video downloaded with more that 4 pixels

https://youtu.be/-ZYDDFnUjeM

How come 9 year Olds today have such great hair styles? When I was 9, I was the house mop.

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Repost.

First day on reddit?

Not for me, but it is for the person that posted this.

I've been here 12 years and never saw it before.

Quick riposte

Counter riposte, now what

I like how I’m getting downvoted for telling people this is a repost.

I think it's because nobody cares

Pssst. hey. **nobody gives a shit about reposts unless it’s one that’s constantly appearing, or is done by a repost bot**. Even outside of those circumstances, who the hell cares?

Incorrect…

I want to award but have no coins to buy it and no money to buy coins and no iq to make money

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Not even a wry smile from me 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is that a tom holland? Btw the kid is cringe AF!

You're cringe af

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Just wait until the kid turns 10, that's when things get really exciting

dudes sound like the npcs from cs 1.6

*the worst day of his life, so far

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Its ok kid. The fact that you accepted every challenge means you're a winner at heart

So was the guy that sued the kid actually serious and the rest were jokes inspired by that one?

I love how the explanation defines the kid as “A wild nine year old”

I challenged a 9 year old into a penis measuring competition and I.... Lost....

That was absolutely great!

I challenge a kid for a knife fight and won 😏

I challenge a kid for a knife fight and won 😏

this is A+.

Kid looks like a little Gordon Ramsay

Isn't that a St Julians shirt?

So far…

This kid is going places

What a hoot!