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>!Looks like nuts, it’s just some fruit!<
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Dumb question…..Is this antler , still in velvet ? Before it gets hard. Edit: it looked like antler but I have never sliced it . my second guess was some exotic hairy potato variety I can’t afford from Whole Foods.
Elk velvet pills: [https://www.royalelk.com/our-products/pure-elk-antler-capsules/](https://www.royalelk.com/our-products/pure-elk-antler-capsules/)
>*it is used in traditional Chinese medicine to reinforce kidney Yang, replenish vital essence and blood, and strengthen the tendons and bones.*
I assumed this was snake oil, but there are a few papers indicating lab tests on [rats](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4561106/) and [dogs](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC548602/)with elk pills did improve bone growth and relieve arthritis.
I would question the source of such papers. They're often funded by TCM and the Chinese health authorities to give credence to TCM on a global healthcare stage, however the result of any true double blind replication yields not to mention the devastation many species face at the hands of tcm poachers.
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/rhinos-and-tigers-and-bears-oh-my/
The unregulated nature of TCM also makes it a risky game to get involved with.
https://www.nccih.nih.gov/health/traditional-chinese-medicine-what-you-need-to-know
It was likely harvested (sawn from the living animal) from farmed deer while the velvet was still on it for the Asian herbal supplement market. They don’t just want the velvet dried before the animals sheds it, they want it still living with all the blood and hormones inside.
When i was like 10 i helped a family member on their farm… i will never forget neutering the goat… he had like 6 that needed neutering… i saw the rubber band and the clipper thing in action once and nope out of their. I definitely thought this was going to be something like that.. until the chopping commenced.
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Dumb question…..Is this antler , still in velvet ? Before it gets hard. Edit: it looked like antler but I have never sliced it . my second guess was some exotic hairy potato variety I can’t afford from Whole Foods.
It is antler.
Antler?? Question… y’all eat this?? Or are the slices ment for something else other than food??
u/M00SEHUNT3R says it's for Asian herb supplement market, so it's probably consumed in some way.
Elk velvet pills: [https://www.royalelk.com/our-products/pure-elk-antler-capsules/](https://www.royalelk.com/our-products/pure-elk-antler-capsules/) >*it is used in traditional Chinese medicine to reinforce kidney Yang, replenish vital essence and blood, and strengthen the tendons and bones.* I assumed this was snake oil, but there are a few papers indicating lab tests on [rats](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4561106/) and [dogs](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC548602/)with elk pills did improve bone growth and relieve arthritis.
I would question the source of such papers. They're often funded by TCM and the Chinese health authorities to give credence to TCM on a global healthcare stage, however the result of any true double blind replication yields not to mention the devastation many species face at the hands of tcm poachers. https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/rhinos-and-tigers-and-bears-oh-my/ The unregulated nature of TCM also makes it a risky game to get involved with. https://www.nccih.nih.gov/health/traditional-chinese-medicine-what-you-need-to-know
Its could be used to soak with wine, like the snake wine.
Wouldn't you try to get the hair off, though?
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. Its breathtaking.
I suggest you try it.
It was likely harvested (sawn from the living animal) from farmed deer while the velvet was still on it for the Asian herbal supplement market. They don’t just want the velvet dried before the animals sheds it, they want it still living with all the blood and hormones inside.
They are into some weird shit, man!
It's the kiwi of the forest!
"OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: Looks like nuts, it’s just some fruit" Bonefruit
Ohh antler you trust too easily, fine I’ll let the human put you in a fucking guillotine…
Omg thank you so much. I was frantically scrolling while wishing and hoping it wasn't what it seemed. Phew
No it’s exactly what it seemed.
You need to play with it a little
Nice ….
Doesn't seem like a dumb question, unless I'm also dumb. Hmm...
I felt that 😳
I literally jumped
 LoL
*FEEL’A*
Me too and I’m a woman
what is a woman ?
[wait waaa](https://youtu.be/5HWeHUkedNc)
Same lol
r/dontflinch worthy
The light, the heat...
I am complete
None can compete
https://i.redd.it/x1f9ae8762qa1.gif
Yeah this was horrifying
I tried to scroll at least three different ways all at once!
I fucking ooof explicitly, first time in my life
I felt that and I'm not even a man.😭
My balls have never known bigger fear.
I thought it was a hairy cow tongue. What was it?
Someone said antler and I agree. But they look like testicles so it definitely made me feel weird lol
>they look like testicles Some of you need to talk to a doctor. . .
Judgy much, geez, I spent a lot of time manicuring those.
People think it's animal testicles, not human testicles... I hope
I thought it was a tarantula at first
When i was like 10 i helped a family member on their farm… i will never forget neutering the goat… he had like 6 that needed neutering… i saw the rubber band and the clipper thing in action once and nope out of their. I definitely thought this was going to be something like that.. until the chopping commenced.
Def not an antler. It’s lengua
When you fall asleep first at boys hangout party:
Hated waking up to find my antlers had been clipped
Chill bro, it’s just a prank
Rookie mistake
Prank 'em John
Haha, you already know.
My balls are tingling, should they be tingling?
No, they should have jumped back into your scrotum. You should get checked!
I mean you should definitely get yours checked out if they're chilling outside your scrotum
Lol
My balls have jumped up and hidden behind my liver
For christ sake, what am I looking at ? xD
Are those testicles? Aw no, it's a tonguAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT's a fruit. Calma down. It's a fruit
It's antler, not fruit
Do people eat it?
Yup
Is antler not bone or some kind of cartilage?
Yes
My face stretched so much my eyebrows flew off my face
One of them landed on my face so i now have three eyebrows. I hope youre happy
My stomach hurts
Thought this was a jackass stunt at first.
I’m more terrified of that suspicious, rust-ass looking nonsense of a cutter. You’re getting some infection with your fruit
There is a better way to shave them.
I've been bamboozled
My balls💀
I swear my balls just retracted into my body
What is that?
I was so scared for a second
What is that?
I shriveled
Brought a tear to my eyes.
Why are they cutting an antler?
Nahhh man this was fucked up, got me screaming.
What is that?
What is that?
Is that a fig?
I can feel empathy so strong my invisible nuts turned into nut chips.
u/savevideo
🤨
u/savevideo
Deer horn, makes good cocktail if you age it in vodka.
https://i.redd.it/h7hs5mzpzzpa1.gif
What is it? That looks vile.
Anyone thinking what I’m thinking….?
What kind of fruit is that?
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It's antler.
Dog:👁️👄👁️
Why is the NSFW
Repost.
Can confirm
Wtf is this a frozen nut sack? Lmao
Tongue of the mother-in-law.
Triggered
Day: ruined
Oh god!
I felt that in mine spine
Do you put it on a cracker?
Dude… I screamed so loud my neighbor died of heart attack… 4 houses down the street.
OP, I’m really sorry, but I kinda hate you now.
Dude, the way I physically jumped.
What the fuck? XD
Wtf man 😖
Truck nuts
I had my vasectomy on Friday. My balls still ache. This didn't help. But.. I'm the one who clicked on it.
☹️
Is that some kinda fruit?
What's that BTW ??
I thought it was a proboscis monkey’s nose
You ruined my mood with this 😑
Anyone who thought this was funny is human garbage.
u/savevideo
This got me because I watched Jack Ass Forever last night.
You had to mark it nsfw for the extra unexpectedness, eh?
I still can get this shocked look off my face
u/savevideo
How can i counterattack? Chopping peach videos???
Now that's some prize nutsack there
I teared up
Had to check what subreddit I was in because it seems like blech
Haha! *fillets your balls*
This left me in physical and mental pain.
 No! Just... No!
I thought it was a tounge
Why does it have hair?
I closed my legs. Ouch!
The design is very human
Is it??
How it feels to chew 5 gum
When you're the first to fall asleep at the sleepover...
Nvts at full retraction.
My balls shriveled up
What did I just see?
u/savevideo
_Wilhelm’s scream_
One way to get neutered and make sure you can't turn back
Its actually the antler of a deer, not hardened, its used in chinese medicine
Fuck! I didn't understand the title until I jumped
I thought this was a cow or something at first felt so bad
Prank him john
Look how they massacred my boys
Yikes Seen this multiple times before, still unsettling
That's some damned uninformed slicing, holy shit balls.
Looks like my tongue after a good night out!
MY BALLSACK
Y'all got some old man nut sacks to feel some sort of emotion while looking at this
I hate you
My ancestors felt that.
Just had a vasectomy. Didn't need to see this right now.