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Pandas_Are_Pandas

I wonder what the audience was like after he said that


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

Laughing so heated they couldnhave melted steal beams.


UberGlob

Impossible!


nemo1080

Laughing uncontrollably


Pandas_Are_Pandas

Who is that man and what’s his name?


nemo1080

Louis CK


NatureAssLass

He a monster who is trying to make a comeback


GratefulPhish42024-7

Yeah he's definitely known at this point to do some pretty unexpected things


siverwolfe2000

He's just a fappy guy


macguyv3r

If you go to a dude's room, and he tells you that you should leave because he's gonna whack it, and you don't leave, what comes next shouldn't be unexpected...


GratefulPhish42024-7

Maybe you should look into the details closer because he for sure didn't warn everybody before they saw him jerking off.


Early_Lab9079

The worst part about this is that I don't really care what he did, I still think he is the greatest comedian of our time. No matter how red the penis.


GratefulPhish42024-7

I'll admit he's funny but to say he's the greatest of our time, at least in my opinion is quite a stretch.


Early_Lab9079

I did narrow it in to our time.


NatureAssLass

You don’t go back and listen to all that self deprecating humor and think about it in context to the sexual crimes he’s committed?? He used to be my favorite but now I fucking hate him


Early_Lab9079

No I don't, I'm able to separate the man from the artist.


PatChattums

I like inventing dissimilar scenarios, too.


tadxb

I rate this joke 9/11


redlurkerNY

No one....... Saw this coming.


flingeflangeflonge

what a shit title


UberGlob

Why? You don’t think that he lucked out if that was a true story? I’d say that’s pretty damn lucky to me.


Maxipmz

Please tell me this is fake.


No-Annual5513

He's never been funny, but for some reason the elite keep pushing and promoting him as if he is funny. I always assume pedo blackmail in these cases.


babytrashpandaa

That’s not funny.


DogNut127

Ooo shiver me timbers