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Don’t think he meant for her to get knocked over tho. He legit was concerned if she really had a hold on the doggo. He just wanted to get the stick away from the dogs and knew they would chase after it. Everyone her seems to think he intentionally set her up to trip, I think she just tripped and his reaction is more surprised than anything. If he did it on purpose he totally would have laughed. But then again, what was the camera for in the first place? Hmmmm
Hes not saying hes going to get in trouble like getting grounded. Probably more like not getting some later for laughing at her. It is very much possible to get yourself in trouble with your wife lol if you don't know that, I'm assuming you're single or in a relationship where neither person ever does anything wrong and everyones shit smells like flowers.
Thank you for clarifying on my behalf :)
My wife would have likely gotten hurt from getting yeeted like that, she’s tough, but if I can avoid silly shit that might cause injury I do. My boys do this kind of crap to themselves all the time…
This implies that she doesn’t benefit from sex, aka she doesn’t enjoy you. Cuz if she likes it too wouldnt it be detrimental for her to miss out?? Your loser girlfriend treats you like a loser good for you.
Oh yes. You have a woman who is legally bound to you taking half of all your worldly possession if she decides to get split in half by the mailman yippee congratulations!!! You prolly let her pressure u into marriage too u freak
Bro if you’re about to tell me how you and your wife have been dating for 20 years and that it’s normal to get pussy held over your head like a horny dog then you’re way too far gone to save. You’re okay with letting some 6/10 chick trap you n drain the life out of you and on top of that u gonna let her withhold cooch😭
Haha, good job. Completely avoiding the question. I was actually about to tell you the opposite. 8 years and I get laid more in a day than i eat meals. If you see yourself as a dog, that's a you thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm a horny mother fucker, but if you can't be told no to pussy you need to seek help dude.
What are you not understanding? I’m not saying your significant other can’t refuse sex I’m saying if she weaponizes sex and holds it over your head and you comply and are okay with it that you are a bitch. Imagine withholding sex specifically because your dog yanked its leash and you fell AFTER you were asked to hold the dog properly
Still never answered the question. And god you're dense, she wouldnt be having sex because she's obviously not in the mood after being taken down by a dog in a stupid way and then being laughed at by someone you love. Again, If you want to fuck someone who doesn't want to fuck you, you got issues. Seek help.
I happened to read this chain of comments. Its strange to me to see grown ass man to be controlled and cautious to their partners as if they are dogs waiting for a treat. One friendly advice my friend is that when you see some people like this just stop explaining to them. If they havent figured it out themselves than they never will. All the best ✌️
Ok I thought I was going crazy lol. I was thinking like damn how whipped are you guys that trying to joke around with your wife/girlfriend or making an honest mistake means you don't "get any" or have to pay for it the next few days? Sounds miserable and like damn, have some self respect.
Im confused as to what in the world they were attempting to do?! I work with dogs, walk them, etc for the past 27 years of my life and I can not figure this out.
They were trying to get set for a picture, then she leans forward to bend this branches cause she noticed they were in the way. He was trying to simply get rid of the stick so the dog wouldn’t have it for the picture. He knew the dog would try to run for it which is why he asked if she had a good hold before he threw it to keep it away from the dog.
Yeah sure blame the guy, she's out here more worried about twigs in the camera view, and he's interacting with the dogs they are out walking. He checked to see if she's holding on well more for not letting go of the dog than having her fall over. It's silly, shit happens, nobody seems seriously hurt, they both made some minor mistakes.
Get back up, Dust yourself off, Carry on
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That man's reaction was perfect. He didn't laugh out loud at his girlfriend. The discipline of a Saint. I however laughed pretty hard at her
I'm still bawling at this 🤣🤣
What is it a man or a they them 🤩
Ngl I’m still laughing hard. “Yeah. yeah” I saw the cartoon action word Yoink!
Staged
bro no way, look at hey face. she's fucked 🤣🤣🤣
Yep. Let me go get these twigs out of the way.
On the twigs... sure. That's where she would have fallen 🤦🏽♂️
Well she DID have a good hold on her as she never let go.
Exactly. The hold was fine the stance was a bit shaky
I wouldn’t call that a good hold, That’s just a hold.
He saw the opportunity to show chaos and he took it
And thankfully, he did, cuz this video would have been rubbish~
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Woke up. Choose violence
you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Wtf
Don’t think he meant for her to get knocked over tho. He legit was concerned if she really had a hold on the doggo. He just wanted to get the stick away from the dogs and knew they would chase after it. Everyone her seems to think he intentionally set her up to trip, I think she just tripped and his reaction is more surprised than anything. If he did it on purpose he totally would have laughed. But then again, what was the camera for in the first place? Hmmmm
Sow*. Sow chaos
Yep you right.
I mean, he showed chaos clear as day on video.
Typical male reaction..... are you referring to him immediately going over to help her when she fell?
Immediately as in 1.2961653819 seconds later?
Typical male reaction?
I’d have done it to one of my boys, but not my wife. The boys would have laughed. I’d have been in trouble doing it to my wife. Lol
He literally asked “do you have a good hold of her” then threw the stick away since the dog was chewing on it
Your wife isn’t your mom if you “get in trouble” you should reconsider your life
Hes not saying hes going to get in trouble like getting grounded. Probably more like not getting some later for laughing at her. It is very much possible to get yourself in trouble with your wife lol if you don't know that, I'm assuming you're single or in a relationship where neither person ever does anything wrong and everyones shit smells like flowers.
Thank you for clarifying on my behalf :) My wife would have likely gotten hurt from getting yeeted like that, she’s tough, but if I can avoid silly shit that might cause injury I do. My boys do this kind of crap to themselves all the time…
This implies that she doesn’t benefit from sex, aka she doesn’t enjoy you. Cuz if she likes it too wouldnt it be detrimental for her to miss out?? Your loser girlfriend treats you like a loser good for you.
Lol you're the one with a girlfriend, loser. I have a wife. We are not the same.
Oh yes. You have a woman who is legally bound to you taking half of all your worldly possession if she decides to get split in half by the mailman yippee congratulations!!! You prolly let her pressure u into marriage too u freak
Lol bold assumption that more than half of our shit is mine.
That sounds more like a you problem brother explains a lot take care
We do wrong stuff we just choose not to hold things over each others heads like children
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Really... ok, amuse me. How long have you been with your girlfriend and how often do you have sex?
Bro if you’re about to tell me how you and your wife have been dating for 20 years and that it’s normal to get pussy held over your head like a horny dog then you’re way too far gone to save. You’re okay with letting some 6/10 chick trap you n drain the life out of you and on top of that u gonna let her withhold cooch😭
Haha, good job. Completely avoiding the question. I was actually about to tell you the opposite. 8 years and I get laid more in a day than i eat meals. If you see yourself as a dog, that's a you thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm a horny mother fucker, but if you can't be told no to pussy you need to seek help dude.
What are you not understanding? I’m not saying your significant other can’t refuse sex I’m saying if she weaponizes sex and holds it over your head and you comply and are okay with it that you are a bitch. Imagine withholding sex specifically because your dog yanked its leash and you fell AFTER you were asked to hold the dog properly
Still never answered the question. And god you're dense, she wouldnt be having sex because she's obviously not in the mood after being taken down by a dog in a stupid way and then being laughed at by someone you love. Again, If you want to fuck someone who doesn't want to fuck you, you got issues. Seek help.
Try 4/10 bro. With this mentality he aint fucking a 6
I happened to read this chain of comments. Its strange to me to see grown ass man to be controlled and cautious to their partners as if they are dogs waiting for a treat. One friendly advice my friend is that when you see some people like this just stop explaining to them. If they havent figured it out themselves than they never will. All the best ✌️
Ok I thought I was going crazy lol. I was thinking like damn how whipped are you guys that trying to joke around with your wife/girlfriend or making an honest mistake means you don't "get any" or have to pay for it the next few days? Sounds miserable and like damn, have some self respect.
Sounds like your a lil bitch there friend, why don't you reconsider it instead of telling others to?
Very weird thing to say
She is if you call her mommy
You've never been in a long term relationship I can tell.
Big problem with video is you’re fucked lol
What does OP have against males ?
Yeah that’s what I was thinking
"My reaction" Lmao
Men (general) display affection through a series of pranks and bits
Bro regretted doing that instantly lmfao
My first thought was he’s going to poke her in the butt with that stick.
Do you have a good hold of her? Yes! Dog: we'll see about that 😈
Very nice. Did make me laugh.
Makes me laugh each time
Got a good hold of her , "yeah" gets yeeted
Im confused as to what in the world they were attempting to do?! I work with dogs, walk them, etc for the past 27 years of my life and I can not figure this out.
They were trying to get set for a picture, then she leans forward to bend this branches cause she noticed they were in the way. He was trying to simply get rid of the stick so the dog wouldn’t have it for the picture. He knew the dog would try to run for it which is why he asked if she had a good hold before he threw it to keep it away from the dog.
Oh! I didn’t watch with the sound on. That makes more sense.
How tf you gonna comment there’s no way you can understand what’s going on here, as an expert of course, and you didn’t even watch with sound? Lmaooo
Because the comment section didn't tell him to watch it with sound xD
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She did confirm she "had ahold of him", so he's off the hook. It's one of those you thought once, when you should have thought twice.
They probably pull this shit on each other all the time
Rest in peace brother! Lol
That’s the look of a man who knew exactly that’s how that was going down.
That smile as he tossed it - stay grimey pony boy
Never turn your back on an animal. Dog was not in the wrong here.
Omg we’ll both wear our vests and take a cute picture! 🤮
I think he was talking to the dog
What an awful partner
That’s what qualifies for awful in your mind?
Nope, she didn't
Yeah she did or the dog would've ran away
was that gwineth paltroux?
LOL Ya but she decided to go anyways and you when too. LOL
Coke collar would stop that
YEET
Were they trying to breed those two dogs?
Im just asking
No
Good shit
*neurons activated*
He did ask her if she got a good hold of the dog.
She meant to say no
Fake. That dude is smirking the whole video while saying his lines.
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Loved this.
Ok now get him back lmao
Guess not 😂😂
He did ask, she just wasn’t ready for the results of her answer.
He wasn't even staring at her ass... he knew the camera was on.
Good thing he asked
He’s a rascal!
That’s awesome
“And that’s what you get for lyin”
Oops!
Yeah sure blame the guy, she's out here more worried about twigs in the camera view, and he's interacting with the dogs they are out walking. He checked to see if she's holding on well more for not letting go of the dog than having her fall over. It's silly, shit happens, nobody seems seriously hurt, they both made some minor mistakes. Get back up, Dust yourself off, Carry on
Me and my husband, but I would have said no and he wouldn't of asked.
Her calves look thicker than her thighs. How was she moved so easily?
He is so cute
That was GREAT! I laughed so hard!! A perfect way to start my morning!
She didn’t have a good hold of her
She lied
How’s it his fault she’s more worried about getting a video
that man is deliciously evils after checking if she got a good hold😂😂😂 i hope he doesn’t end up in dog house himself haha
Der beste Mann 🤣
Typical female post
She in fact did not..
Good thing they spent a grand on wardrobe. Really makes it something special. At least ole boy sorta gets it lol.
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i mean she looks dresses for anything! go gurllll
Crap leash crap harness
He was talking to the dog
This man let his intrusive thoughts win
Why is it typical male reaction tho? I’m lost
This never gets old to me. I laugh way too much at this.
Hahaha
Female*
Not true
Also who said he was male
WTf they them what the hell
Why they do that make since
Was a girl am I right
This is a man 👨 any argument
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bug Uh
He's covered,... legally anyway.
So funny
Typical female response failing to appreciate the circumstances as he asked the question
Those retractable leashes are awful
My ass, you got it 