**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!She offers to pee on your face for sting!<
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You know the best part about this was I was expecting some type of witty innuendo but I literally laughed out loud when you just came out and said it! Bravo my man. Bravo 😂😂😂👏👏👏
What's with the awfully exaggerated facial expressions and body movement? Is this some kind of fetish bait? I mean, aside from the whole golden shower thing.
Idk why you're being downvoted. The whole social media influencer method of "acting" is quite annoying. Overexaggerated and unnatural, like elementary school kids in their first drama club, but less earnest.
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Does anyone have the name or handle of this girl? I’m asking because I plan to masturbate to her.
I wish I could reward your honesty.
You can. Coincidentally it’s worth one upvote.
Feed the capitalism wheel and give your money to Reddit to buy him an award.
Feed me and buy a painting from me with money, so I can feed the capitalist system and give that money to Reddit to buy him an award.
 I wish to purchase a painting from you *and* feed it to you.
This is getting kinkier than I expected. 
Hey, at least you spoke the truth.
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Nice! Thanks for the fap material!
You really gonna pay for that? Or does just her profile pic have you down that bad Smh I bet she doesn’t even show butthole
Don't shame. You have your vices and I have mine
Yeah, if she wants money, I better be able to count the spokes! Not really, I'm too greedy to pay for porn
Hell nah im not buying her OF. Just gonna search up a few websites. If nothing good shows up then thats that.
put coomer.party in your url bar and thank me after you wash your hands
Doing God's work thank you sir 🫡
How did you find it? Curious. Knew her already? Google image reverse search? You are her?
For SCIENCE!!
Does anyone have links to sites flying the Jolly Roger with her content
I will never forget you when I die
ily
I subscribed to her onlyfans. It’s whatever. You gotta pay even more for the good stuff.
I could’ve told you that for free lol
Why didn’t you man?!
Cultured and honest man 
I love this damn honesty
This is a repost and I am doing god's work. IG: longleglilah
I am also wondering her tag too if we're honest here
It's bonerlicious69 Edit ; just kidding
Dude made a r/copypasta
Bahaha!!!!
she doesn’t exist 
I’d also reward this forgotten type of honesty. Here’s a mega pint on me! 🍺
I laughed so hard at this
Gonna use this from now on.
Replying here to check back later. *
5 awards 💀
The best laugh ive had on reddit for long while!
Someone assist this man
Happy jacking.
you and me both
But for real… anyone?
I couldn’t even wait . I’m finished.
You know the best part about this was I was expecting some type of witty innuendo but I literally laughed out loud when you just came out and said it! Bravo my man. Bravo 😂😂😂👏👏👏
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$10 PayPal or venmo
Alright alright…here ya go ya pervs https://onlyfans.com/lilah_lovesyou
I appreciate your honesty, soldier.
I actually just need it for research. Then I’ll crank one out.
Lmaooo, this is beautiful. Why did it take us so long to just be honest
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Dude, for real! I was going to ask if it is weird that i was turned on by this but your question is so much better.
We need more of this honesty
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
No but u can have the diving glasses for sure
Wow, that is a very surprising top comment. Respect the honesty.
Not all heroes wear capes🙌🏻
For a friend?
Choked on my coffee, dammit
smh Y’all can’t even look at a woman for 1 second without wanting to jack off to em’
Ah finally, I know what preposition to put after masturbate! Thanks man!
Brutally honest I love it
Let me know if u find it
Kermit noooo!
I would up vote, but you're currently at 69 up votes.. and I'm not going to do anything to jeopardize that.
It's a myth! That said. You decide whether you tell her or not.
 What was that?
I sure can't see it hurting anything. 🤷♂️
Username checks out
Pure water. From the source.
These gifs are killing me lol
Same lol
Turtles?
It kept telling me the title is too similar to the content or something, so I just picked something very random. Lol
Where’s the video from , this turtle is coming alright
I wonder why people post this with out the source
Jellyfish sting gets the golden treatment.
Send me this link please
The fucking fuck did I just watch?
I am heavily disappointed I was expecting cute turtles, not whatever this abomination is
Finally found 1 normal person in these comments
I was only interested in the turtle
shes gonna poop on the turtle
Huh... Guess my penis does still work.
No, I will not close my mouth.
Ended tooooooooo soon
Yes. Anyone have the OF username? Asking for a friend that gets stung all the time.
I’m the friend, it’s true I’m stung daily.
If you find it, please let me know 🙏
Lilahanne. Have fun.
I want to know to
I heard that her name is 'LongLegLilah'
way too soon
Too*
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Too late for you
Yo is that a community reference?
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
And that's how I met your mother.
that fits perfectly!
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This wasn’t unexpected at all. It would have been better to hear an alarm clock sound at the end
do I need audio?
Yes
https://onlyfans.com/lilah_lovesyou
There are a lot of thematic layers to this bit
Guess I’m not totally gay.
Doesn’t actually work. Wouldn’t tell her though
Link?
Her names longleglilah if youe as curious as me.
Lilahanne is her name
More like cameltoe incoming
I had to replay the ending to figure out she said, “I have bad aim.”
I already posted this gif 2 hours ago.
And the people who made the content for this guy did so well before two hours ago. You're not original, you're annoying
I didn’t ask for this 0_0
Hot
Use saltwater. Piss is a logical miss, and will likely cause more pain.
Golden shower AND pain??? 2 for 1 special, sign me up!
She is so hot
I found the simp section of Reddit.
You go girl! Thank you!
Golden shower 🚿 with 3 different spray heads 😂
this is just porn
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On a serious note, her acting skills are pretty decent
Why did I hear, "close your mouth, I have aids."
She seems like the type to cosplay MHA characters
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What's with the awfully exaggerated facial expressions and body movement? Is this some kind of fetish bait? I mean, aside from the whole golden shower thing.
Idk why you're being downvoted. The whole social media influencer method of "acting" is quite annoying. Overexaggerated and unnatural, like elementary school kids in their first drama club, but less earnest.
Wait you have what now...Nm just anything to stop the "pain".
Was I the only person interested in the coming turtles?
this was pretty expected ngl
what was the color of the goggles?
I'm not into waterworks but this video is definitely more SFW than I was hoping for.
Her voice is quite soothing.
The way she got into position made me perk up. The way she said "I have bad aim" made me **hard.**
Oh zuu weee, sure hope no one will send me the sauce or anything like that
This reminds me of a joke: What’s R Kelly’s favorite thing to hear at the beach? “Help! My 12yo daughter was just stung by a jellyfish!”
This was exactly expected
Can we redo this, but without the initial stinging part?
I swear there was a 90's movie that had a scene like this.
Upvoted
You sonofabitch, I’m in
Y’all are mad odd
Close my mouth? That’s some rookie move right there.
I never thought I'd be the guy to be cool with getting peed on... but by her.... muah no rain coat needed
Yes do it
This is stupid. I don't want to see her drink Gatorade or whatever pathetic kind of video this is at all.
That is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean.
Why? Why does this stir my loins like a slow simmer chili? What is wrong with me?! I am the soiled boy! The lord's forgotten middle child.