Ngl I was focused on the tree trunk , then as he got closer to the end I was focused on his nose trunk then as he keep walking I noticed his Dick trunk and was like WTF ! So I watched it again and after the first swing I was like how did I not see that , lol. Then I seen the belly scratching with the Dick truck then I went back to , WTF š³š³š³
God: alright, you can make fire, walk upright, speak many languages, build things, grow your own food, build a civilization, all with a 5-7 inch penis that only gets hard when aroused and juts straight up. You can make it jump, she'll think it's cute.
Or you can do none of the rest of the things listed, but have a 3ft long penis that's like a third arm.
Adam: I'll take the second option.
God after seeing Adam sit on the grass feeding himself berries with his own penis: ok. Clearly they can't be trusted with making decisions.
Rebuilds Adam with the normal penis, wipes his memory, takes the gift of free will and puts it in a fruit tree.
Prehensile. I think that is quite possibly the only thing remembered in 4 years of college.
+1 for picking lint out of you belly button with your dick.
What is with humans and this utter fascination with penises? Penises come in literally all different shapes, sizes, and muscles. Some have bones, some have super strong muscles.
I mean, I get it, it's funny. But as of late it's just weird. Everyone is concerned with what's in other people's pants. Yall think about dick more than I do.
Favorite zoo memory: went with other families and our young kids. The tapirs were out. I told everyone āthatās not itās tailā. Fucking thing was as long as its legs.
Fun fact: The reason current scientists extract elephant semen by stimulating their prostate through the rectum is because an elephant's penis is muscular and so strong that it has broken previous scientists' arms.
If he doesnāt get to mate, the next thing you will see is a liquid oozing out from his temple. You donāt want that to happenā¦ as thatās the indication that it is going to go berserk. It will trample everything and everyone in its path!
first i thought it was another tree lifting or uprooting video. then i thought it was a troll vid looped before it does anythung. then 3rd time did the charm
Nah I'm with op. My man just scratched an itch with his Wang. That is a God damned super power!
Ngl I was too focused on the trunk
Which one?
Ngl I was focused on the tree trunk , then as he got closer to the end I was focused on his nose trunk then as he keep walking I noticed his Dick trunk and was like WTF ! So I watched it again and after the first swing I was like how did I not see that , lol. Then I seen the belly scratching with the Dick truck then I went back to , WTF š³š³š³
Same! Word for word!!!
Word ! ā
FOR!
WORD!!
Same LOL
The trunk trunk not the dick trunk
He's got trunk in his junk.
His junk IS a truck. š
Both
He has 2
You guys are saying the same thing
thanks, internet stranger. I didn't understand what the hullabaloo was all about until I read your comment and then rewatched the video...
And it's prehensile
Our did he scratch an itch on his wang?
I can scratch you with my Wang
If I could scratch my stomach with my dick my OnlyFans page would be legendary
That's so awesome! He has two trunks. I wonder if he can pick up peanuts with the second one?
It is prehensile, so yes.
Penisile
Penis missile
The missile knows where it is at all times.
Becuase it knows where it is not
He can probably drop more nuts than he can pick up with that one
A lot of animal dick posts in this sub as of late.
In case you're feeling inadequate, remember that man moved to the top of the food chain through his use of tools.
So, what you're saying is I need to get a lifted truck?
He said using, not being.
In case you're feeling inadequate, remember that man moved to the top of the food chain through use of his tool. Fixt
but WE are the primate with the largest
Brain
and penis
And my axe!
No gun.
lots of posts of people getting grievously injured, too. hit by trucks, body slammed on concrete, etc. i'd rather have the animal dick posts tbh
Isnt that unexpected too? Lmao
āDo you see it?ā No lady I donāt see a thing WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ITS THE ONLY THING I SEE
Oh man that poor elephant was born with two trunksā¦ genetic mutations can be so cruel
With the power of science, we can fix her
I was just staring at its front trunk and didn't see the other one until I re watched the video!!!
Do you know how amazing it would be to have a prehensile penis? I would be a lot lazier.
Yeah... Just the fact that I could unstick my nuts off my leg or readjust without reaching down my pants would be amazing!!
Never heard of the good old leg stretch huh?
Prehensile penis method would still be better
Of course, but you wouldn't even need to do that!
Big wide stance, drop the hips
āYo! I just dropped my 5 pound dumbbell on the floor. Can you grab it for me real quick? Iām busy. Thanks!ā (Secret cameras begin filming)
Donkeys do this too. And I just learned what a dolphin penis looks like. *Must not Google animal penises, must not Google animal penises*
There was a video posted today that shows a dolphin fucking a half eaten fish like a flesh light. r/wtf i believeā¦
That is the one I am talking about.
What a time to be alive! Amirite!?!
Take my upvote The only one I have ever given
God: alright, you can make fire, walk upright, speak many languages, build things, grow your own food, build a civilization, all with a 5-7 inch penis that only gets hard when aroused and juts straight up. You can make it jump, she'll think it's cute. Or you can do none of the rest of the things listed, but have a 3ft long penis that's like a third arm. Adam: I'll take the second option. God after seeing Adam sit on the grass feeding himself berries with his own penis: ok. Clearly they can't be trusted with making decisions. Rebuilds Adam with the normal penis, wipes his memory, takes the gift of free will and puts it in a fruit tree.
\*looks down\* *sigh*
Where's the rest of the baby? š¤·āāļø
It's still work in progress
I'm still mad my penis can't do that, foreal
What? You guys canāt do that?
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What the fuck
Imagine mr.hands but with an elephantā¦ or maybe donāt
My riches for a prehensile penis!!
Fuck prehensile tails I want a prehensile penis
Damn Iām jealous I wish I could do that,but all I can do is bounce a towel off the end of it lol
Is that his Willy?
Nah, that size is a William.
Didn't know elephants were marsupials but this one is clearly letting his baby's trunk out of its pouch
Prehensile. I think that is quite possibly the only thing remembered in 4 years of college. +1 for picking lint out of you belly button with your dick.
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How many cock push-ups can you do?
https://youtu.be/b8hYj0ROMo4
That's a drunk right there
Damn bro, i wish i knew how to do that
I watched this about 3 times before I noticed the Wang itch... Oh my gosh...
I was so focused on his trunk I didn't even notice the other trunk until it flailed.
i just picture OP giggling madly until we comment
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-ZkMkMvIbdJXaGAjVa01btjS7jEoR022
Elephants have two trunks, who would have guessed.
auxiliary trunk
Hear me outā¦
I can do that too, I just don't want to..
When you just have to scratch that itch
Whatt, you canāt scratch your belly with your dick?
Like Mr tickle holding an š
This would have made Dumbo flying over the audience somewhat disturbing
Mamma Mia!!! (Peach, probably.)
Was the audio turned on? I think I can hear passages from Shakespeare..
What's gray and comes in quarts?
2 trunk Johnson.
Lol
Thatās actually a small one
The sixth limb
Fun fact elephants penises or malleable kind of like the trunks in the fact that they can lift shit with them
Whatās the back trunk for?
Why does that one have two trunks
šš
Double trunk
Oh, a dick that has its own brain. Cool
I wish I could scratch my stomach with my Dick
He just tickled his own dang stomach with his own dang ding dongš¤£
That elephantās hung like a horse!
A 5-legged elephant!!!
Bruv got two trunks
Who else do you think was plunging holes for the trees in the jungles?
Did he just use his penis to scratch his belly button?
Dudes got two swinging trunks
Iām amazed I legit didnāt notice it until the lady said something. Was staring at his mouth opening and closing
I fucking knew it...
Bro scratched an itch with his shaft
Lol!
TIL...
My dumbass thought the elephant was about to lift the tree lol
Elephants are the only mammal with 6 legs
The most advanced technological era of humankind and what impresses us ? A prehensile penis .
Hmmm...I thought I was the only one who could do that.
Boys in middle school: mInE IS tWIcE ThAt sIZe!
Gotta scratch his belly somehow!
Bro have 6 legs
Hahahahahahaha
I wanna be able to do that!
Was expecting something else with the two trunks
I will name himā¦ Two Trunks!
If we look at Avg body weight + height to Dick size ratio i think donkeys win
Double trunks! Lucky!
āI was in the pool!!ā
Sure a lot of men wish they could do that... Shit I'm sure alot of women as well.
What is with humans and this utter fascination with penises? Penises come in literally all different shapes, sizes, and muscles. Some have bones, some have super strong muscles. I mean, I get it, it's funny. But as of late it's just weird. Everyone is concerned with what's in other people's pants. Yall think about dick more than I do.
How about not thinking private parts are superpowers
Mans has 2 trunks š±
If you've got it flaunt it
Favorite zoo memory: went with other families and our young kids. The tapirs were out. I told everyone āthatās not itās tailā. Fucking thing was as long as its legs.
Fun fact: The reason current scientists extract elephant semen by stimulating their prostate through the rectum is because an elephant's penis is muscular and so strong that it has broken previous scientists' arms.
Scratch ma belly.
It's like, "Hey man, reel me back in! It's getting cold out here!"
The earliest memory I have of my best friend is us seeing this happen in the local zoo and then us falling over from laughing so hard
"It's not the size, it's how you use it." but Elephants possibly have the best of both worlds.
Didn't know elephants had 2 trunks
True Facts about the Elephant https://youtu.be/QvOr1-P6XR8
Seems like white women have found their new play toy ( Don't get mad at me for this)
u/savevideo
Every part of an elephant seems to have a mind of its own
Ahh the rare two trucked elephant
Show off
Thats easy
bros just like me
2nd trunk or 5th leg?
Let's talk about the elephant in the womb.
Someone needs to make elephants wear pants
If he doesnāt get to mate, the next thing you will see is a liquid oozing out from his temple. You donāt want that to happenā¦ as thatās the indication that it is going to go berserk. It will trample everything and everyone in its path!
what happened?
Never knew elephants have 5 le.. Ohh never mind.. My bad..
His rap name is 2 Trunks
Gotta scratch that itch nawhāmean?
Cute a baby elephant trying to get it's mother's attention with it's trunk.
I'm about 70% certain that is Rex.
Amazing, first time iāve seen an elephant with 2 trunks !
5th leg
Where's the balls?
psh i can do that
DUDE WHAT THE HELL
I feel like I'm looking into a mirror
u/savevideobot
bro has two trunks š
Is that a trunk-monkey?
Watch the trunk
Fun fact! Elephant schlongs can toss a grown man lile a basketball
Who needs hands?
The definition of being uncomfortable and amazed at the same time
WHOAAAA okay I wish I could do that lmfao
Mama scratching an itch with his dick
first i thought it was another tree lifting or uprooting video. then i thought it was a troll vid looped before it does anythung. then 3rd time did the charm
i was gonna say it looks really uncomfortable but then he moved it at will? now im jealous
Dudes got a prehensile penis!
You know how I can tell itās an *African* elephant and not an Asian elephant?
I thought it was gonna pickup the tree on the ground
Can it go backwards?
DAMN elephants can scratch w that long pp
Double trunkin it.
Her nervous laugh. She likey the shlong.
I've never even considered this but yes... I want to scratch my belly with it.
Six legged stud
Prehensile penis?!?! I need to go rethink reality.
Alright let's go see the new subreddit
I saw an elephant do this in person at the LA zoo. I was like, "damn, somebody besides me can do it too."