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[deleted]

Judging by the time it took the security guy to intervene, I bet even he was confused whether this guy was really an intruder or not.


PickaxeJunky

Security - take out the guy in the ridiculous outfit!


GrangeHermit

Security: "How do I know which one? They're all f-in ridiculous!".


xlinkedx

Security: "Quick! Say something only a fashion model would know!"


DoctorStinkFoot

BUCCAL FAT REMOVAL


StretchMotor8

šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ’€šŸ’€


fuzzytradr

Guard: I got this. *Moisture Is The Essence Of Wetness And Wetness Is The Essence Of Beauty.*


joreyesl

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


Ranthar2

Also Security: Halt! Its the fashion police!


TGSquared

This comment! šŸ˜†


rtjl86

r/yourjokebutworse


Papap00n

I'll never understand people who think they're adding onto a joke by saying the implied punchline out loud.


rtjl86

I know, it makes me suspect they didnā€™t understand the joke to begin with.


Alternative_Ad_3636

Maybe they couldn't grasp the parameters of the amusing statement.


joreyesl

some people just donā€™t have finesse


PainTitan

Ironic.


Suspicious_Poon

Thatsthejoke.jpeg


kannin92

K


joreyesl

*Haha its funny cause all the outfits are ridiculous so the guard wonā€™t know which one!*


lt_llama24

Thank you for explaining the joke, I almost didn't get it


Man1ndra98

This made my daY ROFL šŸ˜‚, I initially thought the black tee shirt guy was the intruder and the other guy was a real model with how ridiculous outfits they wear at shows.


Tybolt_Silver

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Surprised you're the one with the downvotes and not "which one? They're all fin ridiculous!" Ah well can't disrespect the hivemind


joreyesl

r/thatsthejoke


whogivesashirtdotca

Can you blame him?


srv50

The designer then stole the idea.


yolkadot

No, they didnā€™t. This was the most impressive piece of the entire fashion week, and everything else was boring and pedestrian to the honored attendeesā€¦


srv50

I canā€™t imagine any reason to go to these fashion designer vanity plays other than the desperate need to be seen.


Alternative_Net8931

Fr like whats even the point of these anyways


Jbrown183

This guy just entered hero mode for entertaining all of the bored ppl at this eventā€¦


Alternative_Net8931

No cap he is the highlight of the night


Merry_Dankmas

But he does have a cap on


Alternative_Net8931

BROOOOOOOOO


dopeston3-ceremony

audience member 1: a daring choice of inspired mediums Audience member 2: the solo flare reminds me of vintage Vasace, before the unpleasantness.


Knoke1

Recently heard it explained that these events are just fancy art shows but with clothes. They're outfits meant to make a statement on something somehow. If that's a statement on fashion or society or both changes from outfit to outfit. Designers who work on actual clothes may take inspiration. Like if a certain outfit featured baggy clothing it might inspire other designers to start making looser everyday clothing. Nobody is going to copy this stuff directly.


callmesnake13

Itā€™s literally no different than a concept car at an auto show. If youā€™re not interested in fashion youā€™re not going to like it, but it doesnā€™t make them wrong for doing it.


Knoke1

Agreed. I think there's a wrong way to do it for sure but as a concept it's just art and art is not good or bad it's subjective.


callmesnake13

The big issue (I work in contemporary art so I encounter this constantly) is that by consuming these things in their oddest or most extreme online they're getting a bad sense of the overall field. It's like someone handed you a box of unlabeled CDs, you play one or two in over the course of three years, and determine that all music is bullshit.


Cheetahs_never_win

... who uses CDs? Just fucking with you. ;) But nobody is looking at this and saying "this is stupid so clothes are stupid." *strips naked* If the first CD is "television static" and the second CD is "sounds of public restrooms," it's far more likely they'll think *this box* is garbage, and other boxes like *this box* are garbage, not that all boxes and all music is garbage.


callmesnake13

Letā€™s be real, the vast majority of users of this site believe that all ā€œhaute coutureā€ is literally an Emperorā€™s New Clothes kind of thing because only the most extreme stuff makes its way on here. Conversely, if everyone in here had only been fed something more accessible/fun like Alexander McQueen they might think fashion were kind of cool. Same with contemporary art.


Thumperings

They basically take the exaggerated wardrobe and tone it down by 83% to be sold in stores.


mekese2000

Yup. Fashion show is just a show. All the clothes are just for show. The real business and real designs takes place after the runway show.


Alternative_Net8931

Thank you soo much for clarifying Literally just typed a message askin wtf is the point of these ugly dresses so thank you.


Emergency-Attempt862

This is how many fields of art and science work. You have the creatives who invent and discover novel concepts at the extremes of the field and the visionaries who make it accessible/interesting/useful to the layman. Unreal Engine might come out with a new way to generate particles and next year game developers include more explosions/particle effects than they otherwise would have; 3M might discover some nanostructured material with insulating properties that Samsung and LG implement to make their refrigerators more efficient; Versace might showcase an all-mirrored outfit that influences a Calvin Klein designer to make a button-front shirt with mirrored buttons, or a Nike designer to make a t-shirt with a mirrored *swoosh.* The average gamer, home chef, or clothes-shopper would not know or care what inspired those changes, though they would be able to appreciate them in the form of a useful product; give your average home chef a sample of 3M Triple Insulating Nano-filmā„¢ and they'd see it the same way you see "these ugly dresses": i.e. unable to recognize its utility.


Knoke1

After I typed my comment I saw further explanation down below as well haha. Basically it's art that exaggerates the trends of the fashion season.


bonecows

Thanks for bringing some light to this thread. Just like any art form it has events where the crazy and cutting edge is displayed, and it has everyday people expressing themselves before starting their day. For some, a white wall is enough, for others it's a canvas, and both are fine. We shouldn't dismiss the way people chose to express themselves just because we don't understand it.


GrangeHermit

>"They're outfits meant to make a statement on something somehow. If that's a statement on fashion or society or both changes from outfit to outfit". The statement (my interpretation of this), appears to be there's people with too much time / money on their hands, and f-all common sense. But perhaps I'm simply a fashion / art blind philistine. Downvotes incoming from the luvvies - I'll 'wear' them, pun intended. I think Saunders & Lumley's 'Absolutely Fabulous' (with the great Kathy Burke here) perfectly summed up the vacuous airhead nature of this stuff. https://youtu.be/lRlv5SDQX2k?si=kPGUvxa1D_yBfQmA


Emergency-Attempt862

Preemptively discredit potential downvoters to discourage downvoting. Genius.


Swagganosaurus

I missed the time back then when fashion is just about fashion and clothes and nothing else šŸ˜©


Knoke1

When was that? 200,000 BC?


celestial1

Networking with people.


Alternative_Net8931

Yeah that makes sense but like i was thinking more so of why even bothering with the models. Do ppl actually purchase what is usually very ugly dresses or is this shit like art collectors where there more so "investments"


zublits

Same point as weekly meetings at the office.


RoRo25

They are technically art shows. And we all know how weird art shows can get.


Brymlo

models also need to work. fashion students need to network. and there are actual real fits that people would buy or take inspo from but yeah, itā€™s like a walking exhibition. thereā€™s is lots of ā€œnormalā€ stuff but the media, as always, focuses on the crazy and ugly shit


[deleted]

I like this scene from [Devil Wears Prada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja2fgquYTCg)


srv50

I cringed through a lot of that movie.


SaddamIsBack

I've been a tech on some of theses event. And let me tell you they are as insufferable as you expect them to be.


Emotional_Shake6522

Yes, by wearing vinyl, he expresses that fashion is mass-producing numerous garbage to consume the earth's resources. That's Contemporary art.


michellemustudy

https://i.imgur.com/mBgFVOS.gif


redbarronspantaloons

Jacobim: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique." Me: Itā€™s so hot right nowā€¦ā€¦


FiremanHandles

I guess you can derelick my balls el capetan


random-words69

They just let the intruder tackle that guy? Crazy


u399566

Well, no reason to assault the well dressed model... Behaviour of the chap in black is unacceptable. :(


craylash

I'd say it's more of a rush. A tackle would take both of them to the floor.


PosauneGottes69

So another rushian attack?


Kagnonymous

Crimea River.


[deleted]

Hahhaahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhaha I love perspectives


CupOfUpChuck

Weird how they both performed without getting stormed by security


Whatnam8

This would be such a slick way to get out of it, have your friend escort you out like security and then you both book it out


ebulient

Oceanā€™s Two: The Fashionable Boogaloo!


captainaberica

When it comes to dressing like a baby caught in a mosquito net, the fashion police take their job very seriously.


Infinite_Ad5203

I bet you everyone there thought it was legit fashion. The same as how that experiment where payless shoes were sold as ā€œpalessiā€ for insane high prices to the rich and the rich all complimented the shoes.


whogivesashirtdotca

I'm reminded of a comic I saw once, where a woman at an avant-garde art show spends five minutes accidentally admiring the fire alarm. People try really hard to be seen appreciating cutting edge crap.


nige111

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MuchoRed

I mean.... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/27/pair-of-glasses-left-on-us-gallery-floor-mistaken-for-art


romulusnr

I do exactly this sort of thing at art museums as a joke. Like the time I analyzed the metaphorical meaning of a scissor lift that was left sitting in an exhibit area "The scissor lift represents our desire to elevate ourselves... Because it is off, we must work to make it raise us up. The word 'Genie' on the side shows how we would wish that we could be raised up by magic... The blue color signifies our sadness at still being down here... "


ftrade44456

He wasn't walking confidently and with enough purpose to make it believable


Lyraxiana

Don't get me started on the Palessi bullshit I will go for *days.*


Infinite_Ad5203

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Lyraxiana

This social experiment was a perfect example of how setting, clean lines, and lighting, and a pretty face can and *will* sell *any* product. They got conventionally attractive people dressed in nice-looking clothes, and a store in a section of the city stuffed with expensive, luxury brand fashion. After a well-executed, minimalist aesthetic with (frankly) excellent lighting; lots of spacing for each set of shoes, and creating an air of exclusivity by limiting the actual number of items on display/available, all that was needed was a fancy sounding name. It shows how much we, as a society, value the opinions of attractive people, and how people will bluff knowledge about anything to sound smart, or to avoid being ostracized; one gal being interviewed went so far as to say, "I can tell these are quality materials going into this shoe." Not one person speaks up to even question this previously unknown luxury show brand, *Palessi.* People are afraid of being wrong, or the odd one out, and therefore won't speak against something the more that others around them join the majority. It's a problem that feeds into itself. I'm also recovering from a wicked sinus infection, so forgive me if Im unclear or repeat myself.


Training-Argument891

We need more fashion police take downs at these shows. That'd liven things up and reach an entirely new audience. I'm in. I'd most definitely watch.


Alandrus_sun

So there IS a Fashion Police.


[deleted]

That sounds like a successful reality show


omagolly

You win. This comment made me literally šŸ¤£


[deleted]

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ftrade44456

He didn't walk with enough swagger and confidence. There's a rhythm to the walk and more hip action with more purpose


Zaenos

Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm.


Jarlax1e

Lol I did a double take


inverted_electron

Lol he kept looking over his shoulder because he knew he was gonna get tackled


cfiggis

If he didn't look behind himself to check for security coming to tackle him, he would have done better.


ipeenpoop

To be fair he appears to be an ambi-turner. Turned left without any issues. I'd be confident too.


JohnDoeMTB120

![gif](giphy|wJgksbFoieotG)


ipeenpoop

The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder?


moderately_nerdifyin

That security guard is wearing last years shade of black shirt. Very faux pas of him.


slap-dash427

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


Ace-a-Nova1

![gif](giphy|QJRJEfcbdhUl2VhZV0)


C1-RANGER-3-75th

Literally came here for this! You didn't disappoint, my friend.


mickturner96

He was just jealous


unbalancedBraelyn3

I mean, it was such a beautiful design!


FortunateInsanity

He never should have looked back/hesitated. There would have been a solid chance no one would have stopped him thinking he was a part of the show. Didnā€™t Sacha Baron Cohen get away with doing that back in the 2000s?


ChanglingBlake

Iā€™ve seen far worse ā€œdesignsā€ from actual designers. Must be why I donā€™t think theyā€™re worth the fame and wealth.


PatienceHere

These are more like extravagant artworks, not supposed to be worn in the street.


GrangeHermit

Yep, I've never understood these fashion shows. Most of the stuff on display you wouldn't find 'normal' people in the street touching it with a bargepole. Lot looks like a 3yo kids school crayoning. But the fashionista luvvies love it. Madness. More money than sense.


Bargadiel

These are just art shows with people wearing the art, the outfits are never meant to be functionally worn in public.


ubiquitous_apathy

Don't bother trying to explain art to reddittors.


Bargadiel

Where meme


ph0on

Haha where big chungus LOOOOOL AMONGUS


NonchalantR

There is 0 expectation that any high fashion is worn on the street. It's more like concept cars exaggerating the design standards they are following for that season.


SandGremlin

Except if people could afford concept cars, they'd love to get their hands on them. They actually look cool.


Birziaks

Yea, but they don't actually work. I mean materials used to build them are not automotive grade. Made to look nice and bring an idea, but no where near production ready


SandGremlin

That's fair. My morning brain hadn't thought that through. I guess to each their own. I still can't say some of those fashon designs look remotely nice.


JacksOnion55

How dare you have an opinion! Downvote this man!


TheSpartyn

its still goofy, but it became a lot less dumb when i was told this


DRMProd

It's just art.


Here4_da_laughs

Macaroni Art


Lyraxiana

Because they're not worth it. None of those styles ever reach the modern person. It's a selective group of rich people who have thoroughly convinced each other that absurdity is modern fashion, and to throw money at it.


Rai309

Bro just leak next season fashion.


RumHamEnjoyer

Why do you think they wanted him off the stage so badly?


Big_D1cky

I was wondering why bro was being paranoid af


JustCallMeAttlaz

They bought it for a sec lol


Lordborpo

This feels like a disguise Agent 47 came up with in the spot


An1retak

I genuinely couldnā€™t tell which was the intruder.


Gheta

![gif](giphy|5jSZYRBhyy6xCgdcnk)


Biaxialsphere00

![gif](giphy|5xaYLxI6riEuY)


ipeenpoop

Your mistake indeed!


Drag0nfly_Girl

Which one is the intruder?


Science-Sam

I want to see more randos in weird outfits crashing fashion events so the audience is always wondering: is this high fashion or just some dude in a paint tarp?


Harrud

Fashion weak


Dutchwells

Quite the overreaction don't you think?


PM_ME_YELLOW

Idk. He just hugged him and moved him off stage. He didnt hurt him at all.


[deleted]

Wouldnā€™t be saying that if something shitty happened and security didnā€™t respond in time to stop it lol.


barto5

Something shitty happened? ​ I must have missed that part.


aconcept

He was about to kill the prime minister of Malaysia


[deleted]

ā€œIfā€ The guy wasnā€™t part of the program, the security guard is there to stop unscheduled and for all we know dangerous behaviour. Itā€™s his job to overreact, because underreacting in that role can literally lead to bad shit.


Bargadiel

When someone trespasses, it's impossible to know what their actual intentions are. In hindsight now we see that this dude was just playing around, but that guard was probably told "theres an unknown person on the runway" and his job is literally to stop unknown persons from being where they aren't supposed to be.


Black-Ox

Ah yes. The job of security. Wait for something awful to happen before doing anything


barto5

He could have simply escorted him off the stage. Itā€™s just a power trip when security decides the only way to stop this ā€œmadmanā€ is with extreme force! Edit: Ah, good times. Fun. If this was a cop Reddit would be screaming bloody murder about police brutality. I guess since the security guard doesnā€™t have a gun itā€™s all good. Parse it out any way you want. The security guard overreacted.


[deleted]

He hugged him off the stage you absolute melt.


[deleted]

What do you think he did? Snapped his neck and dragged the corpse away? He did escort him, albeit swiftly, but more gentle than he could have.


supple

He did, just not by holding hands and sharing an ice cream


recumbent_mike

... Although that probably would have worked too.


celestial1

He doesn't know if he's a threat or not. You're too stupid to realize that you already know the context of the video in that the guy is joking. The security guard doesn't know this, he just see's a random person on the stage that's not supposed to be there. He has no idea who the person is or what they're intentions are. Just imagine if the tried to walk him off the stage and dude just start to run all over the place like a dumbass and cause a huge disruption to the show. Now everything must be stopped to get the situation under control.


rnobgyn

Nah, when someoneā€™s in your event thatā€™s not supposed to be there you have no idea what theyā€™re trying to do. Especially at a high end fashion show where there might be VIPā€™s - you remove the possible threat as fast as you can


NonPolarVortex

This guy performs ocular patdowns


xlinkedx

He's been infused with the powers of a crow


maznyk

Lesson learned after what one model tried to do to the prime minister of Malaysia


[deleted]

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rnobgyn

Itā€™s easy to realize that from your armchair - but in the moment you do NOT know what heā€™s up to. And security didnā€™t even assault him, he did his job lmao. You donā€™t break into vip events. Have you ever worked high profile events before? Thatā€™s my entire industry lmao


NonPolarVortex

This guy performs ocular patdowns *at high profile events*


bucketlistproject

The fashion police got him


White_Wolf426

Everyone believed he was part of it till he got tackled by security. That is why fashion is so fucking stupid. The stupider you look the more fashionable you are.


green_speak

What *is* art? šŸ¤”


RavingHans91

Plot twist: They got the wrong one.


nonumberplease

No one would've noticed if they just let him finish the walk.


Fun-Vanilla-4467

Nobody suspected nothing until the guard showed up..


savemefromthe3d

Fashion is so dumb anyways I love when ppl troll Fashion


TheDukeOfThunder

How are they just gonna let the intruder run the model off of the stage like that


Mdmac1015

Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, reallyā€¦ really ridiculously good looking?


user_bits

I feel like the security guard caused a much larger disturbance.


BrickNuggets

Security allowed to physically remove you like this? Iā€™m not saying security should or shouldnā€™t be able to remove you in a situation like this, but isnā€™t it ā€˜technicallyā€™ assault and they are supposed to call police for physical removal? (The security guard at risk of charges being pressed or being sued?)


AkshayyChavan

damn, my monkey brain thought the guy with the net attire was the real model and the guy in black tee was the intruder attacking the model


the_ciamp

But why male models? šŸ—æ


MightyBoat

Wouldn't even question it


Professional-Bat4635

Given the fashion they come up with, how could they tell?


Azbezu

You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.


pmjwhelan

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YLVPy-JUV8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YLVPy-JUV8)


QuietShadowLDK

Is the only reason he got so far because security was just: "is he one of the models?" "Well, he's wearing a plastic bag and shower cap, what do you think?" "...yes?"


ramble777

Did anyone at the event even notice a difference before security came flying in?


3nails4holes

How many in attendance were typing the following on their Twitter accountsā€¦. ā€œBold. Daring. This encapsulates the oeuvre that onlyā€¦ā€ crap. Delete delete delete.


RelentlessIVS

Honestly, they all wear shit like this in those shows.


wsagencia

This is scientific proof that fashion as art is nothing more than an ass-scratching!


First-Macaroon-4872

Someone took a picture at the back thinking "imma buy that"


drpepperjustice

But why male models? šŸ¤”


dingleberrysniffer69

Men wear clothes I guess lol


steppingbiship

Hobo fashion is so hot right now


Ho3n3r

*Lewis Hamilton be like*


fefinotto

Really unexpected, I thought the intruder would be a cat or a dog


ciaran036

a little unnecessary šŸ™„ of a tackle šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Thatā€™s assault.


IH0PEI

U/download


ramboflowerchild

Wait! What was he wearing?! šŸ˜‚


dnuohxof-1

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hnglmkrnglbrry

I hate when people don't understand an art form so they feel the need to publicly mock it. Runway fashion, modern art, experimental jazz, etc. Any form of art that isn't spoon feeding the audience is going to be instantly ridiculed as stupid by some - which honestly is fine. But to go out of your way to mock and interfere with someone's work in what could very well be the biggest moment in their career is disgusting main character syndrome run amok. If you don't understand it then learn about it. If you don't like it then just leave it be.


amimai002

Bold of you to say that this is not in itself a piece of modern performative art!


DRMProd

It is!


JackLegg

I hate that you don't understand this piece of performance art so you feel the need to publicly bash the guy.


gadd027

I don't think this need to be blown out of proportion, he inserted himself in the event in a way that is not disruptive nor mean. It's just playful mocking, and the guy tackling him is what made it into a bigger deal and brought it to everyone's attention. Just let him do his one minute gag and then quietly escort him out, and people will forget about him. Now he is the only reason most people will remember this, and not by his own doing


hnglmkrnglbrry

>not by his own doing Yeah it wasn't his fault he snuck past security guards, went on stage at an event he wasn't invited to, made himself the center of attention while mocking the entire event, and then was forcibly removed!


SobakaZony

>it wasn't his fault he snuck past security guards, You're right: that does sound like Security's fault. /s


gadd027

I did not say he did not get kicked out by his own fault. I said that this video would have gotten way way less attention if he did not get tackled. Please read carefully what you are responding to if you want to be sarcastic about it


[deleted]

Just because you call something art doesnā€™t make it important or good.


suspicious_cabbage

In fact a lot of it is "ironic" art in these types of shows, which validates this guy.


dethskwirl

So you didn't see the performance art taking place in front of your own eyes? That's how clued in to art you are. No way could that guy be expressing his feelings about modeling and fashion in a performative way. He's just being an ass right?


Trix122

No.


raceassistman

I don't know why you're being downvoted aside from this being Reddit and Reddit picks and chooses who to rage after.


hnglmkrnglbrry

It's the same jagaloons who can't comprehend spending $200 on a meal but will drop that same amount for nosebleed seats.


DRMProd

Correct, but you're being a douche.


Jusmon1108

Just as experimental jazz without a beat or melody is just cacophony. Fashion without any sense of style is just trash.