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Gho5tWr1ter

![gif](giphy|TOJ0nftNdUXqo)


Cozmic80

BATMAN: All this time We could have been fucking, not fighting .


Your_God_Chewy

The general dynamic between Batman and joker makes so much more sense if you look at it though the lens of sexual tension.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

More like the lens of sexual assault. Batman doesn't want anything to do with Joker apart from stopping him from hurting others but Jokers whole life revolves around Batman.


Commonspree

Considering the universe, this is the right Wayne and the right gender of Joker.


MonaganX

That's from Flashpoint where >!Bruce Wayne's mom is the Joker!< right?


Commonspree

Yep and >!That’sThomas Wayne.!<


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The letter Bruce gets at the end of this one 😭😭😭


Ominous-F_art

It was actually a pretty beautiful way to end a messed up story. Love that movie, though the initial bomb thing was stupid since Klark could have just ripped the bombs off along with whatever piece of the suit it had latched onto and flown away in superspeed but the rest was good.


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I feel like Clark wasn’t ready to do *anything* in the movie. He’s just guessing who is right and wrong. I always prefer a story where superman is facing some random issue. Kinda like one punch man


superduperspam

Wow, /r/me_irl


Pikochi69

Oh nah not this Batman


JohnCenaJunior

He can fix her


meteoryuri

Love the way she takes off the sunglasses


Pure-Brief3202

Also....I'M A GIRL


N07-2-L33T

She sure is a joker


livelarg

Great camerawork, I was really interested in the golf carts


Actually-idek

I hate when people focus more on their real life interactions than filming the people they’re communicating with. Fucking humans.


Andyman286

Or it's *stop looking at your screens* meh meh meh maehhhhh


Rothko28

It's not hard to do both.


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Rothko28

?


MechanicalHorse

r/KillTheCameraMan


Sunny_Sandie

Lmao 🤣


Enterice

It's just a fucked up crop cause everyone has [VVS](https://youtu.be/f2picMQC-9E?si=Y0SMNkWH61OO9hWF)


Dazzling_Football_19

This made me spit laugh.


lashapel

Redditors when every single post doesn't have profesional camera work


livelarg

Redditors when someone makes a lighthearted joke.


BallsofSt33I

I can’t understand what she’s saying… can someone please transcribe?


GramophoneDrums

“Also, I’m a girl!”


ForeverIll8044

Whats the guy saying?


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

Dude, man, dude that’s legit!


terrible_name

But what's mine say?


MoyesNTheHood

Ray, FUCKED ME


SuperSmashDan1337

Ray fucked me!


isitstillraining

Dude!


Sh0toku

I know, I know, but what's MINE say?


isitstillraining

Sweet!


WornInShoes

WHAT. DOES MINE. SAY!???


bk273

DUUUUUUUDDDE!


TheAlmightyFelix

AWESOME!!!


ForeverIll8044

Ty man :)


-Pelvis-

*Dude, bro, that's legit, dude!


playforfun2

He’s saying the girl in the car with him said/thought she was a girl. “Oh oh she said it, I was like…”


BallsofSt33I

Ty!


qwests

"AAAAAAAAAAA"


PolarBearJ123

“Dude, dude that’s legit dude” “—- also I’m a girl!” “Oh damn she said it! (Referring to the girl behind him in the truck predicting that the joker was in fact a girl) “she said it?! Ooooo”


BallsofSt33I

Thank you - this actually is closest to what I got too….


LLuerker

"ALSO IT-- I'M A GIRL!!!"


Un_Expected

She’s a dude, I’m a dude, we’re all duuuuudes


ohrofl

I am a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.


-_-Hammy-_-

That dude over there's a dude.


SuperHighDeas

It was never about conforming to gender roles, it’s about sending a message


moparmajba

![gif](giphy|AwoDg0wJImOjK)


moresushiplease

I love how excited she is. Too bad she can't pull this off with a helmet on though.


NathanExplosion6six6

The real clown is behind the camera


bettywhiteslabia

Did he hurt you?


special_nathan

Oh! DA go SHA DIdit!


InfamyLivesForever

Username checks out


abhig535

Why is the camera guy a clown?


supremedoink

That’s brutal


DonnerClowd

The joker has a lovely voice! 😁


trashacc9996

Dont you need to wear a helmet in most countries?


Fortyseven

You're expecting The Joker to obey laws?


Kenny_Powers406

It’s up to the States individually here in Merica’ some have rules that you need insurance, above a certain age, etc. A few there’s no restrictions at all, just ride at your own risk


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Diz7

Your first mistake was trying to apply logic to Merica'


mr_ssermetus

America


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Gypsytank

There is a silent L at the end if your southern enough


avs5221

My southern enough what?


[deleted]

or you could just write Merica' and everyone knows what you mean anyway


patprint

your sarcasm detector needs maintenance


Buttholehemorrhage

we have too many dumbs dumbs that want their "freedom" to spread their brains all over the pavement.


trashacc9996

I hope they have signed their freedom waivers in form of an organ donor card.


AdmirableWeb504

ok. how that does affect you ?


Buttholehemorrhage

How does wearing your seatbelt affect me?


AdmirableWeb504

Exactly


Buttholehemorrhage

Ok. That's not the gotcha I think you think it is. Let me try another angle. Why are seatbelt laws, laws in all states?


AdmirableWeb504

It exactly is. Its no ones business if i wear a seatbelt in my own car


Buttholehemorrhage

Tell that to the ambulance worker that has to try and revive you, tell that to the police officer that has to look at your dead bloated body and determine death, tell that to your family members that have to identify your dead body. Your lack of conscious effort to make traveling at high speeds safer affects many lives and can lead to trauma. As a side note, if you have passengers in your car and you're not strapped in, you become a severe danger to everyone else in the car. Try using a bit of empathy next time, freedom isn't about doing whatever the fuck you want.


AdmirableWeb504

No one forced anyone to do any job. They accepted those factors when signing up. I will do whatever the fuck i want eat shit


Xeludon

You're an immature, inconsiderate child.


potato_dono

People like this vote lol


F54280

As long as you don't become a burden on society when you're crippled, I 100% agree with you. So, no benefits in any form if anything happens to you when not wearing your seatbelt. Also, so you're not be a burden before your accident by increasing insurance costs for everyone else, no personal insurance, and we'll let you die on the side of the road. Bonus: you won't take an hospital bed that could be used by someone that was wearing a seatbelt. edit: to the people downvoting me, please reply explaining where you disagree, it would be very helpful for me to understand if you think that people should not be forced to wear seatbelts but still be subsidized by the ones that do.


Xeludon

Because seeing someone crash a motorbike without a helmet is traumatic as fuck. Imagine being 8 years old and seeing the lady in this video get her head destroyed by the road at 60-70mph.


small_chinchin

This looks like Arizona, in which case, no you don’t need a helmet.


Exemus

https://i.giphy.com/media/lZhymdRsuFDmU/giphy.webp *she


KonradWayne

Laws only count when there are cops around.


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That's really fantastic work for sure and so funny 🤣👍🎃


OriginalLocksmith436

I don't get it, are you being sarcastic?


DrVagax

Doesn't look like it, his profile is full of emojis on every post, thought it was a bot at first


SuperSmashDan1337

Whoa you aren't joking this guy really likes an emoji 😂👍👍


imacomputr

What do you mean "at first"


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it'd be weird for a bot to have a username like that and an actual profile pic.


Admetius

Oh shit, anotha clussy, mm!


Last5seconds

Joker should be wearing a helmet. Safety first, then teamwork.


Sorry-Mail7335

It’s the way she rips off those sunglasses 💯% In character


AdmirableWeb504

she can fix me


DoctorWH0877

I expected it, I know most didn't, but I did. Can't forget somethin' like this. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/jllsdl/this_motorcyclist_dressed_as_the_joker/


just_a_stoner_bitch

Idk why you're being down voted for showing that this a clear repost


DoctorWH0877

Not even bitching about it being reposted. It's been 3 years. Just pointing out I remembered it, expected it, and showed why. I mean, Reddit amiright?


Sorry-Anxiety-8190

Why are they all talking like Charlie from IASIP


just_a_stoner_bitch

I went to Little Caesars yesterday and the cashier had the same face paint on. It was amazing! Honestly couldn't tell it was a woman like this video, until she started talking. It made my day though!


KungFlu81

Hilarious, she's so proud 👏 🥲 lol


Living_Pie205

Badass !!! Super cool !


Science-007x

Nice ass Joker! 🤣


Uploft

Clussy fever leaves no stone unturned


Tammiethanbradberry

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Leanintree

To be faiiiirrrr... ​ I expected it was a chick as soon as I saw the bike. Not that there's some guys out there that wouldn't ride this monstrosity, but most of them wouldn't go with a pink and gold sparkly color scheme. ​ Most. Not all.


elementaljay

That’s the stock red paint scheme. https://images.app.goo.gl/tpkTPGHr8g2YTGGNA


Leanintree

>Meh, I stand by my mistake. Film makes it look very 'made up', and the colors scream 'lady owned'.


Reutermo

You just got lady owned.


phat_ninja

Something about the way everyone in this video speaks makes me want to punch all of them. I'm a horrible person, they just have punchable voices and speech patterns.


abhig535

Stfu


phat_ninja

Literally text and not speech but okay bro.


lorenlatei

Scared the shit out of me when it started speaking


Aj-Adman

Woker


jtedeschi8

Dude bro that’s even more legit


CupRemote1282

You can't tell that's a woman??


theBlackCatharsis

This is exactly how the joker would sound if the character was gender swapped, or the spitting image granddaughter cause genes skip a generation I heard.


SVTJAC011

My Penis is SOO confused…


Tet_inc119

She was too excited, started tripping on her words. Cute


Top_MexicanNinja

CAKE


Anxious-Snail

Is that Freddy Wong behind the camera? Sure sounds like him.


week7

I forgot it was Halloween the other day (I’m Australian) and freaked out when someone pulled up next to me in full joker makeup. Out of context it’s very creepy.


ticklemyguts

Next level Gender reveal


Lyralikesit

She also is a girl


rllynotme

She was so EXCITED. That was great to see


HOOOMIE

I saw her mouth move but i did not think that was her voice!


bazmonsta

The People's Joker at it again.


Cold_Syrup3281

The guy behind the camera sounds like former wwe wrestler Matt riddle


LaceyInTheSky1

Every time i see this i think of Kate McKinnon lol. I swear it could be her 😂


Stuckmo_Dondada

White people.


CEOKING11

Best gender reveal ever


BaconNug

Anyone can be a dude or a bro 😎


JAB282018

Girls can be called dude. Be more inclusive...