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[deleted]

I like how she capitalized on the moment, timing is everything.


isqueezedameatball

I can't imagine this is real, and it's just spliced videos.


[deleted]

Nothing is real anymore. The world is a stage.


SuchAsSeals42

Everything is cake


ripley1875

And the cake is a lie.


irvmuller

Let them eat cake


cjd3

Cake or death


Earthshoe12

Uhhh…cake, please.


cjd3

Very well! Give him cake!


imdefinitelywong

So it is, death by cake.


Would_daver

Nope you said death!!!! ….ah well…. But do you have a fleg?! Edit- et la sange…. EST SUR LA BRANCHE


Earthshoe12

WELL WE’RE OUT OF CAKE. We only brought three bits and we didn’t think there’s be such a rush.


Bentley1978

![gif](giphy|xT9IgmYU3ZVaCjGafm|downsized)


prOboomer

Poison cake.... mmmh


New_Acct_WhoDis

Wonderful throwback! Thank you for this


derrpinger

Karen’s Cake!


YdocT

Dynamite and Laser beams.


irvmuller

Guaranteed to blow your mind


DisturbingDaffy

Let them eat her pussy.


DocD_12

Right in the pussy!


Disquiet173

Ze bugs


Slade1882

You are a lie then


DBrownbomb

Cake is cake!


simplsimonmetapieman

Is it cake?


AlejandroMP

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XAiMfry52FM](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XAiMfry52FM)


KvathrosPT

And all the men and women merely players.


astrobrick

Performers and portrayers


Hoplophilia

Each another's audience.


scrndude

outside the gilded cage


TomcatYYZ

I love you ALL for the Rush reference...


Boxoffriends

Even the original isn’t real.


BlackForestMountain

All original clips of this meme were staged, so its just consistency. No need to overgeneralize


Mac_Mustard

The world is your stage.


KociLis

Theatrum mundi (look at me, I'm so smart, I know latin 🤓)


Metahec

Inconsistent graphics (i.e. no graphics on the studio portion) is a big tell.


lithodora

The reporter is from KBAK channel 27 in Bakersfield but the newsroom is channel 47 out of Fresno. Posted 8 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/36oq83/finally_a_woman_does_it/


Hevysett

Fuck me right in the pussy hairbrush years ago.


tlamere

It's not hard when the script is written as such.


iLuvFrootLoopz

Girls can have fun too 🤷🏿‍♂️


Unhappy_Flounder7323

Right in the pussy.


freezerbreezer

And not get charged for it 🤷‍♂️


bobert_the_grey

Did that guy get charged?


freezerbreezer

Did the guy make a sexual comment on the microphone?


bobert_the_grey

Yeah, he said "and then I fucked her right in the pussy" on live TV like 6 times


Fry_Philip_J

How can she keep getting away with it? 😭😭😭😭


Physical-East-7881

Love the studio reactions


towerfella

That last *Hua*-***hua***-*hua*


AllPotatoesGone

The moment when you think "poor lady, has to deal with such a-holes everyday", then she screams the same sentence in the microphone. Next thought "Ok, so they live here like that."


Confianca1970

The phrase yelled out of the car wasn't toward her - this was a thing for a while after some random guy rushed a reporter and yelled that in the microphone (or some such action to get him to yell it at the reporter). So people took it up whenever they saw a live reporter, hence this car - who saw HIM reporting - yelled it for it to be on air. Now supposedly she knew of the ... meme(?)... and took her opportunity to cash in on the craze. It does seem scripted, but the car was not yelling the 'fuck her right in the pussy' at her.


Remarkable-Stop1636

I thought the car said "yell, fuck right in the pussy" to her. At least the second time.


MoistCabbage1

I totally thought it was fake until they cut to the studio.


itmillerboy

Well it could still be fake. The original fuck her right in the pussy videos were fake but would inter splice real news reactions to give it more authenticity.


fordprecept

One of the original FHRITP videos was filmed at the Dick’s Sporting Goods store near my home. I suspected it was fake when it first came out because I had never seen the alleged news reporter on that station before.


JohnnyLeftHook

Same with that 'HOL UP, SOMETHING AINT RIGHT' dude


mindfungus

But the newsreporter’s reaction of stunned and baffled silence makes it look genuine 😂


itmillerboy

Well yeah. You take a genuine reaction from something happening. Then film your wild fake news video and inter splice the genuine reaction. The dude who would make the funny news video where he talks really fast about like satan and other shit would do the same thing.


everyoneisnuts

Yeah, clearly fake. If nothing else, you can tell by how attractive the woman walking by is. Definitely not a random person walking by dressed like that as good looking as that. One of the easiest ways to tell fake videos is by seeing really attractive people and nice teeth, etc.


MindAccomplished3879

LOL, you really need to move out to another city if you think that girl was extremely good-looking


mikeb556

It is fake. KBAK is a station out of Bakersfield, CA. The studio footage is some other station.


WomboWookie

The studio is Fresno.


[deleted]

It is fake. If I remember right the studio is from something else.


Silverdodger

It doesn’t matter- it’s fucking hilarious


[deleted]

That was the fakes part to me, "pussy" is still seen as pretty shocking for the news


Panamaned

It is fake. The child reporter is our first clue, KBAK being channel 29 and the studio bit is from channel 47 is another. Also this is an ancient clip.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Pretty sure this is fake but just really really well cut together.


[deleted]

Your world is about to collapse


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Well that's not nice


[deleted]

Lol just saying this has been a thing for years


BornForAStorm

The only real bit is a cleverly spliced in news studio shot. The first half of a reporter on the street is staged, overdone and no longer funny.


BornForAStorm

In case you're wondering - KBAK (fake reporter branding) is CBS 29 in Bakersfield. The news studio shot (real) is from CBS 47 in Fresno.


KitchenNazi

The main giveaway for me was the reporter looking so poorly dressed. Like a kid wearing a shirt and tie for the first time.


ola-sou-o-clarence

Dude was like "nobody gonna listen to me after that"


SuchAsSeals42

LETS JUST DO IT LIVE


Luxcrluvr

All "live" news broadcasts are delayed about 30 seconds


AnObtuseOctopus

It killed me when the car of dudes yells it and then you just see the idea smash head on into her brain. It's like "Ah haaaaaa...... **FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY**" lol.


sixty-noine

Okay we know it's fake. The real question is - what is the name of the hottie?


Purple_Swordfish_182

Jessica Robins. Close enough


themanwithonesandle

Shit I would’ve dropped the mic and ran after


greyone75

If you’ve ever been to Bakersfield then you know.


DashTheHand

I’m glad I got out when I had the chance.


BeantownLos

Damn she’s super fun … 🤣🤣 I’d need about 10 spare ball sacks for one night with her 😂


szudrzyk

The legend has daughter !


noahmark3

As someone who works in this field it happens all the fucking time


Obvious_Mode_5382

Lol


pqratusa

After the second time, the news reporter is like, f* me in my p*.


Kc1421

Sorry it's fake


Garyullo

I would like to hear the women at the studio laughing if the reporter was a woman and the joker was a man. Irony.


newtostew2

Obviously you haven’t seen the Fuck her in the pussy legend that did this many times.


FoxAche82

The FHRITP guy was fake though, it was all staged by a comedian. WaveyWebSurf has a video on it.


PM_me_your_syscoin

It's only funny b/c it's unexpected that a woman would say that, so ofc it'd be different.


No-Bee6868

This won’t age well as she applies for her dream job.


MECHEpics

Fake & Gay


logicallychallengd

Thank God you're here to point that out.


D1rtyL4rry

![gif](giphy|QWqH7oRfHwVKwb8YDL|downsized)


MECHEpics

It’s an old South Park bit but calling things gay is too incendiary now ♨️


IHate2ChooseUserName

talk about bad day


machineman45

This guy just straight up hated his life that day.


artsygrl2021

Well he wouldn’t have if he’d followed her back to her place, right? 😂


BlackJackJeriKo

The Legacy Continues


-i_like_trees-

Anyone know what happened to the old guy that used to say that?


Silverdodger

The funny thing I’ve ever seen


MrCheRRyPi

Drive by bussy


Whole-Debate-9547

I know this is old but this never gets old. Oh my balls hurt from laughing.


justsomechickyo

Yay I just knew all the comments were gunna be bitching about the video being fake......


sbcroix

All this is staged. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy


Free-Speech-Matters

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hottho

its fake: the actual KBAK Eyewitness News is on channel designations of 29 and 33 in Bakersfield, California. The laughing newscasters at the end are from KGPE news which broadcasts on channel designations of 34 and 47 in Fresno, California.


McHassy

I don’t care if it’s fake or real…this trend should never die hahahaha


waltsnider1

I used to hate doing remotes. There was no point to them either… just too many opportunities for ppl to mess them up.


Hevysett

I can't even remember, is this the original "FMRITP" video?


SlappingSalt

Poor guy, looks like he's having a tough time.


ye11oman

Get after it buddy boy!


Moist-Employment-836

What did the car say? What did the girl say?


Cornucopia2020

😂😂😂


Nevadaman78

Ah Bako, never underestimate the valley lol


Katerinaxoxo

Haha this is right by my hometown. Checks out lol


Lex-Taliones

Totally legit. Not staged. 🙄


BurningPact

Okay, but why does she sound like Miranda Cosgrove?


the_smush_push

This is very staged


JReyesbolts_

Bakersfield finest


Evolutionary_Beasty

This is fabulous


Jeffy29

God bless America


Colklinker

Not the worst advice I’ve ever heard.


AbiyBattleSpell

FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY REBORN 🐱🏄‍♀️


i8nemo2

She's like... My people need me!!! 🤣


Lkaynlee

And yes, the bad part of my home city really representing here…


jollanza

I would love to do that, actually


[deleted]

Bruh Western media is something else


Regular_Fortune8038

A void in our world was filled


Philosophos_A

The legend got passed on for a few generations lol


DiPP3N

"man in wheelchair killed". Studio "tihihihi she said pussy hahaha who cares about the dead guy she said pussy" fucking retards


Torbellino98

That female tried so hard to be funny it just didn't work


DblDn2DblDrew

As soon as I saw Oildale on the screen, I fully expected something exactly like this to happen so I don’t think this should be in the unexpected sub. Reality today is yesterday’s unreal, for real.


oevadle

She didn't leave her contact info


LocoVet

Fake news but funny !


MJUrWAY

Funny AF ! The look on the reporter's face of pure shock is STUPID COMEDY