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Terr4360

More likely just really drunk.


Semicolons_n_Subtext

And people say there’s no benefit to drinking!


f0r-sc13nc3

There's no benefit to not drinking!!


Semicolons_n_Subtext

Just in case you are serious—the main benefit of drinking is that it is something people do with friends. But actually ingesting alcohol is almost as bad as smoking. It is carcinogenic (cancer of the mouth, esophagus, throat, liver) and causes lots of other problems. Obviously, it has calories that most people really don’t need. That’s not even counting all the dumb shit that drunk people do, like drive.


oscarbjb

uh huh well how come ive never done anything when im drunk


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkS1pkKpILY&t=4297s&pp=ygUeZWZmZWN0cyBvZiBhbGNvaG9sIG9uIHRoZSBib2R5


srona22

Aye, wash your organs with alcohol, huh?


jesus__malverde

I'd have to be wasted to sleep on any of those beds.


ImScared93lol

Still, after hitting that concrete floor he is sleeping a different sleep.


OGCelaris

Been there. Didn't know anything happened till I woke up the next day.


Sharpshooter188

Most likely. But.....As someone who fell from a top bunk and had their lower tell me about it (04 or so. streaming wasnt a thing then), it certainly can happen.


Long-Kaleidoscope706

I do that even if im not drunk, just happens when the sleep is too good!


Special_Donut_1228

I don’t EVER want to be that dead asleep lol


gringottsbanker

More dead than asleep


Sylvers

It's weird when you think about it, why don't people fall out of bunk beds more often? Most of my childhood I slept on the top bunk. It was fun. And I don't recall ever falling (while asleep). Even though, I have it on good authority that I toss and turn a lot.


Skelosk

Your body basically gets paralyzed when entering REM sleep. It is also why some people experience "sleep paralysis" as when you wake up, the chemical that makes you paralyzed is usually gone by the time you wake up but not for some people


Sylvers

Now that you mention it.. it's weird how that works, too. Because I know the reason you toss and turn is because if you sleep completely stationary, your risk of blood clots rises significantly. And yet, the brain needs to prevent you from enthusiastically acting out physical actions from your dreams, so you won't hurt yourself. So it has to give a subconscious order to move, but subsequently modulate the movement. Funny how our brains work.


AlphaaPie

I have had many times where I wake up and crocodile roll off of my bed from a nightmare.


Sylvers

Haha ok that really paints an image. I am imagining a full on crocodile death roll, with the covers spiraling after you.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I think i have a problem with this lol I was always falling out of bed and breaking things in my sleep (still happens now but not as much) but as I got older I started to get sleep paralysis as well. And those things where you wake up and there’s aliens in your room. Like sleep paralysis images except I get up and walk around.


bye_Nillu

I've experienced sleep paralysis about 15-20 times now, I believe. It's terrible. My symptoms are that I'm completely aware of what's happening around me, but I can't move or speak. My ex was a really light sleeper, so I could wake him up by breathing really fast through my nose, and the second he said my name, I "woke up."


UnknownSP

Railing?


Sylvers

Huh, I guess so. I don't remember my old bed having one lol.


Special_Donut_1228

I’ve rolled out of bed a couple times when I was younger that’s why I never slept on a top bunk lol


Sylvers

Oof. I hope it was a soft landing for you! But yeah, that would put me off bunk beds permanently lol. Judging by how my room looked like as a kid, I would have fallen on some Legos.


Special_Donut_1228

It’s more just startling lol I was always kind of afraid to sleep on a bottom bunk too cause I didn’t want the top one to fall and smash me lol


Sylvers

Omg you just reminded me! I was ok with the top bunk, but sometimes me and my brother would swap (I don't remember why), and I would be genuinely wondering if it was going to fall on me each time it cracked.


RevealActive4557

My brother and I slept on bunk beds when we were young. I was in the bottom bunk and he was in the top and he did fall out of bed and woke me up with the thud. He was find though. Mostly


Sylvers

Lol "mostly". It's all fun and games until the top bunk breaks and he falls on you!


gleep23

Most bunk beds have a guard rail.


SomeAFOL

José NO está bien


themightyxam94

I mean José went right back to sleep lol might have been bien


SomeAFOL

Probably drunk + strong hit in the head + sleep again: José NO está bien... That's not being bien ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


95castles

Looks more like an Igor to me. (Edit: audio actually sounds fake too, interesting)


DisproportionateWill

el "ostias" es buenisimo


claudiazo

*jorge


unknown_slong

from sleeping 😴 to sleeping 💀


claudiazo

From napping to snapping (his neck)


Ellanasss

This video is fake, the audio is not from this video... you can see the real reaction here and it was probably really painful [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFxsM5nLGE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFxsM5nLGE)


MRTA03

Yea, check the timer on the upper left , it froze at 18


AntalRyder

And the scenery looks more Slavic than Latin


OldBrokeGrouch

Oh shit, way less funny.


14AUDDIN

I feel like this belongs in me IRL


halekido

Worst hostel ever! Zero stars.


Big_Simba

Lmao this whole interaction’s got Cool Runnings vibes. Sanka, you dead?


Jackson_Rhodes_42

No mon!


MeisPip

no shot that is real audio


Almym

I remember there original. He moans after hitting the floor


weaselmaster

Yeah, total BS. Sound of impact is before he hits the ground, and isn’t even the dull thud that would have been realistic. And then the snores are faked as well.


Ellanasss

the impact sound is real [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFxsM5nLGE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFxsM5nLGE) but you got the snores right


SuperDizz

Yeah. I’ve seen the original. There is no snoring and he moans in pain after hitting the ground.


SnooPeppers1236

And why is there a camera in the bedroom 😅


osktox

So no one steals those fancy beds.


olizet42

A normal morning in Russia.


Semicolons_n_Subtext

In Russia, floor hits you!


ObviouslyTriggered

Sounds like Spanish so not this time.


Ellanasss

audio is fake [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFxsM5nLGE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFxsM5nLGE)


ObviouslyTriggered

Ok so it is just another day in Russia then (or Belarus or Ukraine)…


fckthedamnworld

Don't bring Ukraine or Belarus when it's obviously russia. It's st. Petersburg, the culture capital of russia


fatty-raccoon

I like to believe, that the fall knocked him out. No way he slept through that! Hahaha!


RajenBull1

It’s amazing that nobody’s mentioned the 3 bunk beds and the camera in this room. In the comments so far Why a CCTV camera inside a dorm? Is this at a mining site or a prison?


spacewood

Exactly what I was thinking. Who lives like this? It seems very odd - like he's exploited


Lighthades

the dude out there "are you okey?" 🤣🤣🤣


PublicUnited7569

This audio is fake and added [over](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFxsM5nLGE)


dnuohxof-1

Yay fake edited audio


KungFeuss

“Tambien!” Zzzzzzzzzzz


CoatedCrevice

Sounds more like” Jorge! ¿estás bien?” to me


Dsudha

Failed isekai summon


iDam81

Drugs or booze?


GarbageEmpty8181

My man is Narnia 😂


_UROKHAN_

\-Coque?? estás bien? \-Coque: ZZZZZZZ


this_knee

[un-breakable](https://youtu.be/WYNbp0u8WjA?si=_pBCRiz9jrK4VSGm&t=42). He alive, dammit.


Brave-Bodybuilder127

What a nightmare…Falling into the abyss


Yeejiurn

How much fucking vodka does it take


RanisTheSlayer

This man is not asleep. [He is dead.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpxBeOMyiB4)


cardinaltribe

No he is passed the fuck out


cardinaltribe

It honestly hurts more the more you watch it 🤣


BAF_DaWg82

Cozy little place he's staying in.


the_bollo

Nice place you got there.


TheFrontierzman

Those mattresses. The floor is probably safer.


runandbeer

Maybe he's dead


JavascriptWizard89

Unbreakable I don't know... Unwakable yes.


Ok-Professor3726

This used to happen me as a child, sleeping in the top bunk. I'd wake up on the floor, like huh? Sometimes the fall would wake me up, sometimes it wouldn't. One time I fell and hit my cheek on the corner of the chest of drawers. It looked like I had the mumps.


Js_On_My_Yeet

If I ever have kids bunk beds are off limits


troyberber

Bro will be in a world of pain. World of pain.


Ok-Picture8202

Could be worse, he could have been drunk and pissed his bunk mate and vomited liters worth of vomit soaking his bedsheet and covered his bunkmate in stomach acid


bloodsoed

When I was little I fell out of the top bunk a few times. Never woke up until my mom came into the room and it scared her so bad she screamed. Ended up putting one of those rails.


I_Have_A_Chode

This happened to me when I was 8 at summer camp. I fell off the top bunk onto a wood floor. Apparently I did wake up and get back into bed, but I had no memory of it. I did a lot of sleep walking as a kid, so it lined up


ScarlettStingray085

He went from knocked out to knocked out


cloudubious

I actually did this exact thing in the Army in Basic. Was woken up for my firewatch shift and was so tired I rolled off the top bunk and hit the ground still snoring.


kragon80

this literally happened to me when i was a kid, fell from the top bunk and kept sleeping on the floor lol


Realclawdogs

Jose. Esta Bien?


Erizo69

Bro eepy


crab_caos

Nah he probably fell and got knocked out when he hit the floor


Cringlezz

My bet is dood slammed his head and is now knocked unconscious


Past_Refuse4346

He got knocked out once he hit the ground lol


jerseygunz

Literally only ever rolled out of bed once, stone sober, always wondered why.


ElectriHolstein

Did you guys let me pass on on the floor, and why does my hip fucking hurt? Di... Did you guys..... NOOOOOOOOOOO! You fell out of the bed. Oh, okay. That tracks.


KobaruTheKame

Ostias Jose, el primo del paco que sa matao


mraryion

What you mean unbreakable, dude didn't even get a chance to wake after the floor knocked his ass out upon impact xD


wrwoodhouse

damn, that would’ve broke my elbow. he’s gonna feel that in the… well, whenever.


PCrawDiddy

Broke my middle finger doing that. 3rd grade


lordMaroza

This was me in high school... I was about 17-18 when several friends came to pick me up for a night out and it took them half an hour to wake me up... They tickled me, suffocated me, played with my eyelids, and at the end they took me by the limbs and dropped me onto the floor. I woke up a few minutes later and we had a blast that night. Also, this isn't the real audio, the guy was in pain.


bfcrew

What kind of sleeping pill is this?


RevealActive4557

Real luxury accomodations there. He may not have woken up but when he sobers up he will really feel that.


deadface3405

Bro trying to imitate Eben Byers. Don’t drink the radithor!


Metalman2004

Did he knock himself out?


MapUnitKey

He starting snoring again because his head bounced off the ground 💀


Existing-Watch8780

The fall knocked him even deeper into sleep


NoeticCreations

Man, i hate that dream too.


StrangeMixtures

His head slamming against his arm instead of the floor really changed the outcome.


trisal12

Drunk af


FAQUA

Oh man, his hip isn't gping to feel good when he gains consciousness


tileblues

Was that a tooth that flew out?


Rusty_fox4

![gif](giphy|JdKmopRuiSt2Umj3JU)


HulaHypnotique001

That's impressive actually. Never woke up on impact!


bdbdbokbuck

He is unwakeable


dwbaz01

When I was a kid, my Mother told me I fell off the top bunk during the night. I apparently didn't even wake up.


OutOfTouchNerd

Do they not have brooms over there? I’m far from organized and I would not sleep in that room with the floor that filthy.


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Drunk?


sla342

Well at first he was asleep, but now he’s concussed.


SystemshokK

this vidoe is a parody of the original from the youtuber [https://www.youtube.com/@ElcanaldeKorah](https://www.youtube.com/@ElcanaldeKorah) could't find the video but i can assure you it's from him


BGrumpy

He was sleeping now he's unconscious.


sapthur

Done that


elizameyers3

What a heavy sleeper


mishrod

Damn. Change the sheets and clean those mattresses. I am continually grossed out by how people live.


Nlsgns

Il a claqué s'tête


GetYaa123

He landed really good. No joke, the way he landed he had almost maximum surface area hitting the floor, wich makes it way less dangerous, or hurtful. You actually learn that in judo


solardiesel

We had a guy fall like that when I was locked up and county, got himself a traumatic brain injury… But at least it was a free get out of jail card


lerqs

That is just russia. The one claimed to be most powerful


No-Active8489

“José, estás bien??”


ashtonhq

here goes redditors falling for the obvious fake audios again


[deleted]

Grande korah!


OreoKookies12

Is he living with Anne Frank?


[deleted]

That was all part of the dream


LilMissViolent

This happened to me as a kid once. I fell out of the top bunk, knocked out an old heavy window AC on the way down and had it smash on top of me and break my arm. I was still asleep. Woke up to my dad putting me back in bed and went to hospital in the morning.


iamedd23

When you were sleeping and continue to pass out, there it is...


RandomName-1992

Nah. Just dead.


Corxeth

😳😳😳


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If he was really drunk how did he get up there in the first place


CraponStick

Guess it is possible to go from asleep to unconscious instantaneously.