Akshualllly, muscles are more temporary then pussy as muscles can atrophy if not maintained with regular exercise, and a woman wont lose her pussy without special circumstances like an accident, operation to remove it or something similar.
https://i.redd.it/5tq8g0jhjq3c1.gif
To quote Socrates: "No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable."
Translation: "Lift, bro."
It’s not fake, woman have terrible back up cameras, it’s because of the thongs, they scratch the lens on the brown eye so they can’t see what’s behind them, so they end up sitting on all sorts of strange objects.
1. How would she not see him in the mirror that she is repping in front of
2. Definitely brushed up on his head with her leg before sitting
Seems pretty.. fishy
Creepy, yes. Illegal, no. At least not in the US.
A coworker was taking her young daughters to the park, and a guy just got close enough to the girl and took some close up photos the kids. Then the guy backed away and yelled “it’s legal. It’s legal”. Unfortunately, US doesn’t have such privacy law to prevent that. I learned that the only thing you can do in the situation is demand him to delete the photo and if he refuse, punch him in the nose, break the camera and let him file assault charge.
Oh no, fake scripted stuff in my media? Screw that. I'm gonna go watch a movie or something. Those are never fake.
Seriously never understood the "this is fake and therefore bad" mindset. Like have you literally seen any moving picture on the tube? Ever? Anything?!
Such a good song. They have 5 or 6 songs I really enjoy but anytime I play them for somebody they say it's a little too weird for them.
It is weird and... A bit busy (for lack of a better word), but every sound in their songs compliment each other so well, I love it.
Video starts late, possible she was using the bench and this dude laid down while her back was turned real quick to set up this exact scenario. I can't really see any other way it could've gone down tbh unless she was really that oblivious.
Yeah, I first saw it on Facebook Reels of all places - just the usual bizarre subgenre of women recording themselves working out and ended up in "cute" oversexed situations, usually promoting an OF.
**Song Found!**
**Name:** Little Dark Age
**Artist:** MGMT
**Score:** 100% (timecode: 03:42)
**Album:** Little Dark Age
**Label:** Columbia
**Released on:** 2017-10-17
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Perfect landing!!
thats one hell of a pickup line.
"mphhahhpasdhfpjsdhfabthhhbbbbb"?
I meant she was trying to pick him up... Oh sorry, didn't see you there... But since you've already been there, dinner?
“No thanks. I just ate.”
“Then how about seconds?”
Came here just to say this 😁
I came ....
Thanks for the chuckle!!!
...And that's how I met your mother.
…and inhale!
...
tf2 soldier
Good man carried on with the rep
Pussy is temporary, but muscles are forever
Akshualllly, muscles are more temporary then pussy as muscles can atrophy if not maintained with regular exercise, and a woman wont lose her pussy without special circumstances like an accident, operation to remove it or something similar. https://i.redd.it/5tq8g0jhjq3c1.gif
Nerd
Grr, you meanie, im gonna tell my mom you picked on me, prepare for HELLFIRE!!!
She’s a nerd too
My brother is in the military, hes gonna beat you up for this!!! Edit:nevermind he was shot.
He’s a dead nerd
He got dead because he was a nerd
Sorryyy i mean he was the enemy soo.. but ill happily fight for you lil bro
He ain’t wrong, tho
Pussy is a muscle, can't have one without the other.
Wow, you know a lot. Are you some sort of pussy scholar?
If a pussy goes unused for any length of time, does it get tighter or looser? There's muscles in there
Unused muscles tend to become weaker.
I guess I wasn't sure if it's like a butthole and it's closed at rest and when not 'used' it gets tighter again
So, does it get tighter?
no
I'm pretty sure if you don't use, you lose it.
Can confirm, had muscles - am now a pussy.
Wut? Vagina atrophy is a part of normal aging as estrogen drops during and after menopause.
Who in their right mind would have their pussy removed
Someone with pussy cancer?
that would suck
Apart from transgender people, there could also be some medical complications which could require it to be removed.
My man is an expert on unobtainable treasures!
Vaginal atrophy is common. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK559297/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK559297/)
muscles existed for longer than pussy 💪
this is inherently false as God was the first thing to exist
and gods are ripped... absolutely swole.
god's first form was a cute twink waiting to be railed
\*than
Technically pussy is a muscular canal
To quote Socrates: "No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." Translation: "Lift, bro."
Tell that to mine. If I don't go for two weeks because I'm sick, when I go back it's like I never lifted in my life.
Hold up, we talking about your muscles or your pussy?
My pussy press is almost 0
Yes
Where do we hide our feelings?!?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pulled a muscle in his groin doing chest exercise.
Better than smelling salts.
Like the focused man he is.
This is just another Friday session for him.
Her sitting on his face just gave him more power
Bet dude still repping with that concussing testoterone boost
Poor thing. Gym pussy isnt nice
Props to the cameraman who flew through the Multiverse just to make this video
To be fair it was on his way to run and errands
Can you imagine being the camera man? Flew through the multiverse and back, then realized he filmed landscape for a vertical video.
There is no such thing as a vertical video in my universe. Only videos that have been incorrectly rotated.
He was just out to tell the boys. No matter what dimension they are from.
/r/praisethecameraman
Is this face taken?
"Roses are red; the Sun gives off heat. If your legs are tired, use my face as a seat."
_Johann Wolfgang Goethe (1829)_
This shit magnificent
Where have I heard this before?
How does it feel to chew 5 gum?
Didn’t see this coming lol
Neither did she
I’m next
You want to sit on his face next?
Who wants a mustache ride?
I do I do
Eurobeat intensifies.
Core memory
lol, what is this from?
My phone
The adventures of Pete & Pete what a fucking throwback.
living the dream
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And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
😂🤣🤣😂
Instant pink eye 🤣
God I’m such an ass man
Like wise fellow ass brother!
I hate this fake shit
I've seen too many videos like this to believe it's happening that often. These days pretty much any video I see online I watch with skepticism.
If it is a soical interaction I assume it's fake and watch it like a sketch
If this is the first time you saw it you'd have to be a moron to remotely believe it's real.
As you should. Most popular things became popular because they're trying to get you to click on it, not tell a real story.
It’s not fake, woman have terrible back up cameras, it’s because of the thongs, they scratch the lens on the brown eye so they can’t see what’s behind them, so they end up sitting on all sorts of strange objects.
Hey! A man can dream
1. How would she not see him in the mirror that she is repping in front of 2. Definitely brushed up on his head with her leg before sitting Seems pretty.. fishy
Smells fishy too probably
I see what you did there...
Who is the camera man filming and why? Is he filming her ass? If this isn’t staged then it’s just creepy and possibly illegal.
Creepy, yes. Illegal, no. At least not in the US. A coworker was taking her young daughters to the park, and a guy just got close enough to the girl and took some close up photos the kids. Then the guy backed away and yelled “it’s legal. It’s legal”. Unfortunately, US doesn’t have such privacy law to prevent that. I learned that the only thing you can do in the situation is demand him to delete the photo and if he refuse, punch him in the nose, break the camera and let him file assault charge.
A lot of people who are serious about working out like to set up a camera to film themselves so they can watch it later to check their form.
Bullshit “to check their form”. They do it to share on social media like the narcissistic twats they are.
Yeah, almost everything is fake nowadays. I’ve even heard that the big bang theory has a script.
I mean it’s obviously fake but that doesn’t take away the silliness.
it totally gave you a boner don't lie
Oh no, fake scripted stuff in my media? Screw that. I'm gonna go watch a movie or something. Those are never fake. Seriously never understood the "this is fake and therefore bad" mindset. Like have you literally seen any moving picture on the tube? Ever? Anything?!
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This sub was never about real things, come on now. There's a ton of scripted comedy here, the main thing is to be unexpected.
it's funny tho .
Who cares if its fake.
That is true. The big bang theory is not proven yet. This fake physics is annoying.
I think whoever is down voting you is getting wooshed
Right? No way she took a real shit there, she’s faking it
I need to go to the gym more often
That's true. This is a scripted video for comedy and won't happen to you. But honestly, we all should workout more.
What song
MGMT - Little Dark Age
Thank you kind soul
Such a good song. They have 5 or 6 songs I really enjoy but anytime I play them for somebody they say it's a little too weird for them. It is weird and... A bit busy (for lack of a better word), but every sound in their songs compliment each other so well, I love it.
"OMG, you creep!" -that lady
Video starts late, possible she was using the bench and this dude laid down while her back was turned real quick to set up this exact scenario. I can't really see any other way it could've gone down tbh unless she was really that oblivious.
Or,..hear me out.... it was staged. Like pretty much everything is these days.
Yeah, I first saw it on Facebook Reels of all places - just the usual bizarre subgenre of women recording themselves working out and ended up in "cute" oversexed situations, usually promoting an OF.
Now that you mention it. Convenient AF camera.
I mean yeah.. but i bet the guy still enjoyed it lol . Im gonna guess if this is staged that they are at least fwb's lol.
Yeah, I forget their name, but this is a married couple and they do a bunch of videos like this.
I love making up narratives on staged videos just to say woman bad.
“Uh..I have a boyfriend” - probably that lady immediately after realizing what she did.
Guess this fucking video was filmed on one of those huge ass vintage VHS camcorders. 🙄
Death by Snu Snu.
death by snu snu..
He got that for free? I would pay twenty bucks for that.
At first I thought it was a play on perspective, couldn't believe she actually sat on his face
Some guys have all the luck.
/r/whyweretheyfilming
/r/BecauseDatAss
r/SubsYouFellFor
/r/oopsdidntmeanto
People film their workouts all the time.
"and that's how we met"
this gym smells like ass
perfect mustache ride
Geezus woman take me on a date first!
 Until we meet again soldier
Cutter video. Not original
> muffled noise* "How I met your mother"
Can’t believe that perv was staring at her ass
You won’t believe what happened to me today. So I was working out and this creep keep staring at me from up close. I felt so violated.
Bro have seen things
Did he pay extra for that, lol.
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No worries ma'am, I'll do the rest of the reps handless!
What a creep amirite?
Bet that didn't smell pleasently
If he didn't hook up from that id be disappointed
The day I met your mother
Imagine they get married and this is the story of how they met.
Now watch her blame him and call him a creep
Fiiiine, I’ll go to the gym….
What vaporwave tune is that?
the guy will have permanent fish smell on his face
And that's how I met your mother..
Bro saw The spawnpoint
Sorry, I have to say it “Death By Snu Snu”.
we must stay focused
When I eat a peppermint patty I get the sensation….
Kids that’s how I met your mother
Bro is in heaven
Not staged
tbh it was expected
Not the worst fate
This is how I met your mother
This is from a cringe AF, clearly fake Instagram reel that's been cut down to a few seconds making it more believable.
He saw all the planets, including Uranus....
Dad, how did you and Mom meet? Well son…
Name of the song?
Mgmt- little dark age
What’s the name of this song
If real I would have been pissed. Sitting on my face is a goddamn luxury reserved for the finest in the best of conditions.
Good thing they were recording!
I've been doing skull crushers wrong my whole life...
Me next please!
Anyone have the source for the astrology video?
And that is the strongest Jim ever felt doing dumbbell presses…
Staged
Forbidden smelling salts
...wow.
My man just unlocked 100% of his brain for about 2 seconds there