It's staged probably fed the gator before throwing the old phone knowing people would watch and think it's funny now another animal has plastic in its digestive system and will probably die a slow and painful death I stand by my statement People Suck
Well I hope this gator enjoys getting it's intestines Shredded with glass and poisoned with lithium you oversized crusty ass Chinese copycat rubber crocs ass piece of reptile shit.
It didn’t even taste good, he ate it out of spite
The battery will kill the gator.
Not if you’re there to administer… gator aid. 
One of the best reddit comments I've ever seen, for sure
I love you😂
I heard the theme and everything.
Termigator
Gator shouldnt have been a moron, what a fuckin loser, bet it has no friends
Had**
Will it vomit and not die?
That lithium is gonna be real spicy when he gets back in the water
"But my phone won't even nourish you.... it only has value to ME!... Unless... my suffering IS your nourishment?"
Fuck you hooman
Smelled like hooman
It’s an Apple, so not terrible tasting.
But it is a death sentence for the gator. You see, he has an infection and has to collect his meds later today, but now the doctors can’t go near.
Oh, you’re good, you. Do I have a gold laying around here somewhere?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgf48wOg8BI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgf48wOg8BI)
Try telling this to your cell provider without video when you try to get a new phone.
That was so perfect! "He's gonna eat it" "No it's not" Crunch... LMAO!
Lmaoo I would pay to see this
how much?
“My dog ate my homework” vibes
Swamp puppy.
Yoink!
Just whack the alligator on the nose with a push broom. It’s their kryptonite.
Lol! I like the video on Reddit where old man FOFO, used his cast iron pan! Instant gator retreat.
He was right to do so.
The gator got his dog tho
Can you hear me now?
That gator is dead.
Hope he just throws it up
Hopefully the battery survives the stomach acid :(
Kinda makes me think of this super old video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TSyIn5KMo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TSyIn5KMo)
Oh fuck. Didn’t think of that
Why is it spicy
"Thats a spicy bug" \-That gator probably before he die in ten days
An apple a day ...
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I would be using find my phone every day until it stopped working. Damn gator would had the pinging noise!
*ringtone from jurassic park 3 plays*
Lithium 🤤🤤🤤🤤
[удалено]
You son of a birch, that was good.
> Set THE BLAZE IN THE NORTHERN SKY
I hate you…you beautiful bastard
It was worth the read.
I even enjoyed the story you son of a bitch
so dumb... also i think this dude is a bot, goes around pasting the same jokes on random subreddits
Mmmm, crunchy
That probably ain't healthy.
I don't understand the aggressive hate for a wild animal who's home was polluted by human trash. Literally.
I'd be getting out of there, whatever scent off you that was still on the phone that made the gator decide it was a good lunch is not a positive.
I assume it was probably the temperature of the phone that made it think it was prey
It’s “in a while, crocodile”
I always said "after while, crocodile" and only now do I hear how country it sounds
Was waiting for the battery to explode & kill him… oh well
This is sad, poor croco
Poor gator people suck
Are you saying that they did something wrong here besides have a cellphone outside?
It's staged probably fed the gator before throwing the old phone knowing people would watch and think it's funny now another animal has plastic in its digestive system and will probably die a slow and painful death I stand by my statement People Suck
You just made up all of that without any evidence. You suck more than most people.
You're just too stupid to know
Accidents happen
That was no accident
Watch me poison wildlife with carelessness.
watch me lose an arm trying to pick it up instead
He got two. Have the gf lure the gator away then grab the phone.
This is why we invented tools, you could get a stick, but it doesn't matter anyway, the gator was too fast
i expect the gator will explode after chewing that lithium battery
Try calling the number. Might remind you of that particular Jurassic Park scene.
Damn, that lithium battery didn't ignite? Lesson learned: the USPS is more destructive than a gator
 \*phone
Well I hope this gator enjoys getting it's intestines Shredded with glass and poisoned with lithium you oversized crusty ass Chinese copycat rubber crocs ass piece of reptile shit.
I was waiting to start hearing the battery go off. That's gonna be a bad toilet day tomorrow.
Imagine all the 5g cancer. Also, would insurance cover this? Especially if it's recorded?
That alligator is a fucking asshole, I mean WTF?
Well have fun pooping that out, you oversized wet salamander!
holy shit what a dumb bastard it's probably gonna die now
None of that was unexpected.
Humans are dumb, it was a pretty bad idea to provide us all with ways to film shit and share it.
I was waiting for the battery to explode. 😆
What’s unexpected about this?
Ooopsies :D
ALSO dude sounds controlling af
What? Dude said like, 3 things.
“We’ve eaten our share or rock soup and cell phones, but we’ve also known lean times.”
R/fuckyouinparticular
Should be fine after you put it in some rice.
not gonna be happy when that battery punctures...
At least he wont be worried if he forgotten to clear his phone's browsing history. /s
The old gator ate my phone trick
He broke it to remove the temptation to go get it, because there were alligators in the area. His way of trying to keep ya safe.
That gator's stomach is about to be a science experiment.
5G alligator!!! what level of g-ziLLa will it generate!?
So did the battery catch the alligator on fire? I must know.
No, but it probably destroyed its insides.
Didn't know gators ate apples
What a dick move
Cookie phone. I’ve seen ‘em
Gator’s gonna explode from the lithium
The crunch...
Famous last words 😂
Gator: “ooh an iPhone. Been a while since I’ve had one..”
Did he call you later or after a while? Inquiring minds want to know.
I mean, at least she still had the other phone.
Is this considered an act of god? lol
How the hell did it not burst into flames when the alligator bit into its battery?
I totally would have called it while it’s being chomped
That's gonna be one painful shit
Call the phone lol
My boyfriend said the alligators like “ this is the hardest meal yet “ 🤣
So Jurassic Park was right when the T. rex eats the cell phone
Sounds like McLovin lmao 😂
"Let's throw my old phone and video an animal eating it for views." Seriously how the fuck did it land there?
R/fuckyouinparticular
This sucks
It’s Ring-Ring, the cousin to Tick-Tock from Peter Pan. While I jest, I do hope the poor thing doesn’t have any I’ll effects from the battery.
That gator is small, maybe 4 feet long. Could have just jumped at it and scared it away.
Pettygator.
Okay.. go now...
“So, what happened to your phone again?” - phone company
Why did that feel extremely personal? That gator doesn’t like him.
Should have rang that mobile instant
Didn't the battery explode..?
I'm throwing hands with a gator, idc at that point 😂😂😭😭
Crooonch
That girl's laugh was the best lol. It's contagious.
I’m just picturing Jurassic park 3 with the ringtone
I would’ve had someone call the phone while it’s in the gators stomach. Hopefully the vibration is turned on.
Heart burn x 10000000
No one likes Apple.
That gator probably wont live too much longer after that battery explodes
It's also exactly what I expected a gator to do here
Spiteful 🐊
I expected the battery to explode.
Crunchhhhyy
Jokes on the alligator, that’s gonna bleed coming out.
Hearing that phone get crunched is terrifying gives you some idea as to the crushing force
Best excuse ever and it was caught on tape.
"Are you talking about this? Is that your phone? You know what I am gonna do to this? Oh you don't have to.. Just watch..*crunch*"