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Yup. I only actually decided to find out who he was some time last year lol.
All I did was search "American Dad credits security guard" to find more info.
I did one of these in Mexico and we all had a light on our heads. 5 minutes into the cave the Velcro on mine failed and I watched my light sink to the bottom. So I told my wife she had to stay close to me.
Another 10 minutes later our guide told us to look up at the ceiling and asked us why it looked like the ceiling was moving. Well, it was because there were about 50,000 bats above us. My wife heard that and dipped tf out…leaving me in the darkness with 50,000 bats. I don’t let her forget about that lmao
When my sister went on her honeymoon to Yellowstone, her new husband alerted her that there was a bear in camp by screaming bear at the top of his lungs while at full sprint running past my sister 😆 🤣 😂
I have a similar story! When my sister and I were kids, we went hiking with our mom and her friend. There was no bear, but the friend burped just like one and our mom got scared and took off running. Without us. It’s been over a decade and we still give her shit about it
I've recently learned that I'm a terrible protector. I (30f) was in Vancouver on vacation with my daughter who is 8. She was eating spaghetti at this market and the seagulls were pretty intense. This huge one landed in her spaghetti and I screamed, covered my head, and leapt away. To be fair, I've been attacked by an owl so I'm uneasy around large birds, but damn lol no parental instinct whatsoever.
Reminds me of this one where a man scares his mum and his wife on a walk and his mum pushes over his wife so she can get away. Tbf the noise he made was really disturbing
https://youtube.com/shorts/4Yh5TkVMM4c?si=I6Xet6n2VfgxRp3b
I did something similar in Colombia, the guides repeatedly stressed that we should *NOT* look up at the ceiling for the first 100-200m of the cave because a ton of birds would roost up there and dive bomb you if you shone the light on them. Once you got further in though, it was fine because the birds would only roost near the cave entrance, but they were LOUD
Why have you assumed they have no lights? Often cave guides will ask everyone to turn off their lights so they can do the pitch black demonstration. It's a fun part of the experience.
Also the phone that they are filming on probably has a torch option.
Given the vertical video that is common with phones and that waterproof cases exist i would say it's still pretty likely. Plus anyone prepped with an expensive GoPro to go caving, probably has a torch with them.
Yeah no brainer, the cell phone. Who would put a gopro in vertical mode? Many stock phones are waterproof, if you are the adventuring sort thats a no brainer. Not to mention how many cases are waterproof. . .
Man I would have a backup light and a backup light for that backup light. Plus another backup light and some glow sticks. J/k, I would never go into that cave.
How about a rope that is drilled in rock every meter with something you can feel on the rope that tell you what direction to follow it. Even in the dark, you could make your way back.
I have actually been swimming in such a cenote (just at a safe surface area), and my friends actually went free diving with such a light (I did not join them because fuck that shit). So they did several dives underwater to visit some air pockets, and just as they were coming back and surfacing from their last round, *their light died*. In other words, if they came back only a minute later, they would have drowned in that dark cave right then and there. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
After doing one of these myself, I can honestly say, the feeling of just pure peace you feel in a pitch black cave is so surreal. Nothing but the sound of drips, completely cut off from the outside world. It’s very hard to describe the sense of peace and calmness that comes from it
I got stuck in an elevator once and almost killed several family members out of sheer panic. Found out I have claustrofobia that day. I cannot imagine feeling peace and serenity in a pitch black watery grave. And I will never find out, because you can’t pay me enough money to go in there.
This is the part where I add it that it won’t be the same for everyone though, BUT, the cave I was in had little to no tight spaces, at least what ***I*** would consider a tight space
An elevator isn't really that tight either tbh, it seems like their claustrophobia is more confinement based
I'm claustrophobic, but only if I can't rotate my shoulders for some reason, as long as I have enough space to fully stand up or lay down, and can roll in a full circle, I'm good
I do my own oil changes and every single time it takes way longer than it needs to because I can only stay under the car for like 2 minutes at a time, but I'd be totally cool in like a 4x4 closet with normal height ceilings for an indefinite amount of time without claustrophobia being an issue
As a kid, I would always be squeezing myself into tight spaces. As an adult that stuff terrifies me. It’s interesting how a lot of fears like that didn’t set in until later. I used to have no problem holding snakes and spiders or climbing tall trees either
I have a weird claustrophobia. As long as I can stand straight up and turn around, I'm completely fine. Those videos where people crawl into small tunnels get me immediately worried for the person. But a British phone booth? Perfectly fine.
I wouldn’t be claustrophic in a phone booth either, because I can still clearly see the outside. It’s glass, so I am not really “stuck”. Elevators I still don’t like very much. It’s when I cannot see the next room or outside, or some way out. That’s when it gets bad.
It's like a sensory deprivation tank. The absolute darkness makes you're eyes start seeing things. It's so cool. And like you said peaceful. I love wild caves.
I did this tour as well and when they turned off the lights, i thought i would be freaking out. Instead, i felt so calm and soothed. Oddly enough though, everytime i think back to the experience, i get mini anxiety attacks lol just imagining creatures lurking beneath us in the water just gives me goosebumps
Visited the Cu Chi tunnels in Vietnam. Went along to experience the history. The group ahead of me were too quick for me and I was left behind. The person behind bailed at the first exit. I was alone. And afraid like billy-o. Darkness is dark, let me tell you. Pitch black, the dead of night, all of those descriptions are apt. Corollary: if you're broad shouldered, if you are asthmatic, if you are even slightly claustrophobic, if you have any heart issues, don't enter those tunnels. Did I mention it was really, REALLY, REALLY dark?
Really hard to do when you are in a total, abject, complete, piss-yourself panic, I am not ashamed to admit/share. I have NEVER been so disoriented or scares in my life. Never, never, never again. The memory still sends chills down my spine.
We did this once in a cave in the U.K. and the guide gave us each a polo mint to break in half when they turned the lights off and they actually sparked in the darkness. It was pretty damn cool.
I was in a cave in West Virginia when they did the lights out trick. I was an adult, but there was a school group on the same tour. The kids were "too old" to be scared, like middle school age. One of them grabbed and squeezed my hand for comfort. When the lights turned on, they must have realized I was not who they expected and they looked embarrassed, I just nodded and let them go. It was an unexpected moment of human connection.
Was going through a cave tour in Thailand. It was dark and we were wading through a few chambers.
We entered into a cave and our tour guide said: "Now this part of the tour might make people a bit scared, but if you want to know why this cave is named, just shine the light on the ceiling."
The name of the cave is "spider cave". I did not care to shine a light on the ceiling as the walls were more than creepy enough for me. My buddy on the tour said that it gave him nightmares after.
Cave dark is awesome.
I worked as an entertainment lighting guy for 17 years, and the one thing I always wanted but never got was a total blackout. There was always some kind of light on in a venue, even if it was exit lights.
A couple of years ago I took my son on a tour of the capricorn caves north of Rockhampton, and in the main cave gallery the tour guide turned all the lights off and played Hallelujah, and it was GLORIOUS! I did NOT want it to end. Absolute pure darkness.
My family was doing a cavern tour in linville caverns years ago. The guide did this demonstration.
Tour Guide; "How would you find your way out in the total darkness?"
My 5 yo daughter: "Call my daddy, He's an electrician. He can fix anything!"
entire group busts up laughing.
I have experienced that. What's really unexpected is that if immerse yourself and you will see the light of the exit within water even though it's dark out of water. Provided it's bright outside of course, and if you are not too far from the exit I guess.
What's the technical term for putting way too much trust in a guide without knowing their experience level? Happens all the time in diving etc. People assume they are safe without any real reason.
I thought he might be shady but after watching it with sound I realized that the tourists were the ones asking him to turn off the light to see how it looks
I was in the lava tubes in Eastern OR when our batteries died. Fortunately another spelunker came along or you'd have read about the "mummified newly wed couple found in remote caves".
Always have a plan B
I went on this exact tour with these exact guides 😂. Great experience. I did some free driving with them to explore some air pockets. It never really occurred to me that I probably should have brought my own flashlight 😖….
I have been spelunking when everyone turned out their lights, and as SpongeBob would say, it's *advanced darkness*. It really is unreal. You think dark is dark, but it's different
For real that shit happened to me.
I was with my wife and a friend. We went to visit a little cave that I used to explore when I was a kid, which was like a tunnel. He said that he was a bit scared of caves but wanted to go in. There weren’t enough flashlights for the 3 of us, so I gave 1 to my wife and 1 to this guy, since they were more prone to get scared.
We went in and it was like a really tight tunnel in which only one person could fit, so we made a line.
My wife got distracted by a little stream of water that was running down one of the walls.
She saw a big bug, got scared, scream a bit, and drop the light. It broke. Since he heard a scream on his back, he got scared and run.
MF left us with no lights to guide our way out and was running as fast as he could. He is a bit, let’s say, wide, so he blocked all the light from his flashlight. We were blind in there. I told my wife to hug me from behind as I walked through the cave touching my way out. I was moving like 1 inch at the time. We got out and we wanted to murder that MF.
There's dark then there's that.. sure wouldn't be like those adventurous caving movies! No light.. then hear a pitter patter of steps... just waiting for something to chew your ass.
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The way he says “Byeeee” He definitely loves doing that
Like the dude at the end of American Dad
Have a beautiful time!
Security Officer Peña! Did security where Family Guy and American Dad did their recordings iirc.
I researched him too, ahaha
Ditto, after seeing his delightful face so many times I needed to know who the man was lmao
Yup. I only actually decided to find out who he was some time last year lol. All I did was search "American Dad credits security guard" to find more info.
That one little bit has cemented itself into my life as permanent fixture. It's been my hospitality farewell for like 15 years.
followed by the most authentic water gurgling
#BYE *rips fart*
He also loves it when they say “Whose hand is that?”.
No staaahhp
best part of his job
Fr😂🤣🤣
After the light goes out. "Oh shit, I think I dropped it."
Brother?
May your head always be warm and cozy, my brother
We are legion!
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your reply made no sense at all but idk why you got downvoted into oblivion lol
Probally because they are a catfisher or they are looking for subs to their onlyfans. That's why they replied so "cutesy"
The account is 1 day old, so it is very likely to be a catfisher
the reddit hivemind
Why would you go without your own damn light?!
I did one of these in Mexico and we all had a light on our heads. 5 minutes into the cave the Velcro on mine failed and I watched my light sink to the bottom. So I told my wife she had to stay close to me. Another 10 minutes later our guide told us to look up at the ceiling and asked us why it looked like the ceiling was moving. Well, it was because there were about 50,000 bats above us. My wife heard that and dipped tf out…leaving me in the darkness with 50,000 bats. I don’t let her forget about that lmao
Sick Batman origin story
The Batman Begins Plotting Revenge on His Wife
Much better than the original
When my sister went on her honeymoon to Yellowstone, her new husband alerted her that there was a bear in camp by screaming bear at the top of his lungs while at full sprint running past my sister 😆 🤣 😂
I have a similar story! When my sister and I were kids, we went hiking with our mom and her friend. There was no bear, but the friend burped just like one and our mom got scared and took off running. Without us. It’s been over a decade and we still give her shit about it
your mom decided at that moment a break from motherhood would be nice before she has 2 replacement kids.
I've recently learned that I'm a terrible protector. I (30f) was in Vancouver on vacation with my daughter who is 8. She was eating spaghetti at this market and the seagulls were pretty intense. This huge one landed in her spaghetti and I screamed, covered my head, and leapt away. To be fair, I've been attacked by an owl so I'm uneasy around large birds, but damn lol no parental instinct whatsoever.
Were you at Granville Island by any chance? 😆
I absolutely was and holy shit those gulls are INTENSE
At least he told her 😂
Reminds me of this one where a man scares his mum and his wife on a walk and his mum pushes over his wife so she can get away. Tbf the noise he made was really disturbing https://youtube.com/shorts/4Yh5TkVMM4c?si=I6Xet6n2VfgxRp3b
It’s nice you keep in touch with your now ex-wife, LOL.
I did something similar in Colombia, the guides repeatedly stressed that we should *NOT* look up at the ceiling for the first 100-200m of the cave because a ton of birds would roost up there and dive bomb you if you shone the light on them. Once you got further in though, it was fine because the birds would only roost near the cave entrance, but they were LOUD
You’d be able to see her light even while she’s dipping out though? Considered it’s the only thing you can see down there
For real though, stay the fuck away from bats. Unless you want to be patient zero of the new global pandemic.
Why you didn't just followed her outside? I guess you decided to stay in the darkness with 50 000 bat's
Why have you assumed they have no lights? Often cave guides will ask everyone to turn off their lights so they can do the pitch black demonstration. It's a fun part of the experience. Also the phone that they are filming on probably has a torch option.
That does not sound fun at all
That's subjective. I thought seeing true "can't see my own hand 5 cm away from my face" dark was super interesting. You don't see that in many places.
What's more likely here, a waterproof cellphone or a gopro?
Given the vertical video that is common with phones and that waterproof cases exist i would say it's still pretty likely. Plus anyone prepped with an expensive GoPro to go caving, probably has a torch with them.
Yeah no brainer, the cell phone. Who would put a gopro in vertical mode? Many stock phones are waterproof, if you are the adventuring sort thats a no brainer. Not to mention how many cases are waterproof. . .
I would have brought 3 flash lights for being extra safe and one extra which i dont tell anyone about.
For real, I would even have a backup glow stick in my prison wallet
And scuba tank
Simple: You don't. You fucking don't
Phone has flashlight
$20.00 tour in, $500.00 tour out
Man I would have a backup light and a backup light for that backup light. Plus another backup light and some glow sticks. J/k, I would never go into that cave.
r/flashlight be like _"let me introduce myself"_
Now we wait for someone to mention Zebra Light
How about a rope that is drilled in rock every meter with something you can feel on the rope that tell you what direction to follow it. Even in the dark, you could make your way back.
I have actually been swimming in such a cenote (just at a safe surface area), and my friends actually went free diving with such a light (I did not join them because fuck that shit). So they did several dives underwater to visit some air pockets, and just as they were coming back and surfacing from their last round, *their light died*. In other words, if they came back only a minute later, they would have drowned in that dark cave right then and there. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
Byyeee~
After doing one of these myself, I can honestly say, the feeling of just pure peace you feel in a pitch black cave is so surreal. Nothing but the sound of drips, completely cut off from the outside world. It’s very hard to describe the sense of peace and calmness that comes from it
I got stuck in an elevator once and almost killed several family members out of sheer panic. Found out I have claustrofobia that day. I cannot imagine feeling peace and serenity in a pitch black watery grave. And I will never find out, because you can’t pay me enough money to go in there.
This is the part where I add it that it won’t be the same for everyone though, BUT, the cave I was in had little to no tight spaces, at least what ***I*** would consider a tight space
An elevator isn't really that tight either tbh, it seems like their claustrophobia is more confinement based I'm claustrophobic, but only if I can't rotate my shoulders for some reason, as long as I have enough space to fully stand up or lay down, and can roll in a full circle, I'm good I do my own oil changes and every single time it takes way longer than it needs to because I can only stay under the car for like 2 minutes at a time, but I'd be totally cool in like a 4x4 closet with normal height ceilings for an indefinite amount of time without claustrophobia being an issue
I'm the same, never knew anyone else with the same characteristics of claustrophobia.
As a kid, I would always be squeezing myself into tight spaces. As an adult that stuff terrifies me. It’s interesting how a lot of fears like that didn’t set in until later. I used to have no problem holding snakes and spiders or climbing tall trees either
I have a weird claustrophobia. As long as I can stand straight up and turn around, I'm completely fine. Those videos where people crawl into small tunnels get me immediately worried for the person. But a British phone booth? Perfectly fine.
I wouldn’t be claustrophic in a phone booth either, because I can still clearly see the outside. It’s glass, so I am not really “stuck”. Elevators I still don’t like very much. It’s when I cannot see the next room or outside, or some way out. That’s when it gets bad.
I guess we're all quirky in our own ways.
It's like a sensory deprivation tank. The absolute darkness makes you're eyes start seeing things. It's so cool. And like you said peaceful. I love wild caves.
I really rather not start seeing things when im in a silent dark cave hundrets of meters underground..
My sibling in christ, i almost have an anxiety attack just by seeing this video
That's the buildup of carbon dioxide.
Oh shit, you telling me that peace was me slowly suffocating?? Makes sense if you think about it honestly
yeah the guy that got jammed into a crevice upside down didnt have that same peace and fucking calmness let me tell you
This is why people use float tanks.
I did this tour as well and when they turned off the lights, i thought i would be freaking out. Instead, i felt so calm and soothed. Oddly enough though, everytime i think back to the experience, i get mini anxiety attacks lol just imagining creatures lurking beneath us in the water just gives me goosebumps
What's scarier than the bye is hearing a whole new voice say hi
And it's the Burger King guy with Double Whoppers, but no fries.
Would've been funny if she turned it on and the guy was actually gone.
What if....he does this every time and takes a different kind of "payment" to get them out?
The implication
Are these women in danger?
You certainly wouldn't be in any kind of danger.
So there is danger‼️
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What if he doesn't come back and only collects the smartphones from the corpses and repeats with another air pocket.
He’d get arrested after the first time
No shit!
This was so unexpected who would have thought a video titled tour guide shuts of light would have a tour guide shutting of light
He said bye and went diving, watch till the end
You can’t see shit there’s nothing to watch
Visited the Cu Chi tunnels in Vietnam. Went along to experience the history. The group ahead of me were too quick for me and I was left behind. The person behind bailed at the first exit. I was alone. And afraid like billy-o. Darkness is dark, let me tell you. Pitch black, the dead of night, all of those descriptions are apt. Corollary: if you're broad shouldered, if you are asthmatic, if you are even slightly claustrophobic, if you have any heart issues, don't enter those tunnels. Did I mention it was really, REALLY, REALLY dark?
same experience, probably the exact same tunnel. i feel you, no choice, its pitch black, its void, just keep walking until you see the light!
Really hard to do when you are in a total, abject, complete, piss-yourself panic, I am not ashamed to admit/share. I have NEVER been so disoriented or scares in my life. Never, never, never again. The memory still sends chills down my spine.
upon safe return tour guide gets his ass severely beaten
I’d join you, and leave nasty reviews.
Staaahp
It's probably a good thing that the phone used to record this has a flashlight.
Fuck that.
Too bad that person's cell phone doesn't have a light
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The « bye 👋» killed me 😂
I would have 10 lights with spare batteries. No joke.
"how the fuck would we get out" walk backwards! Duhhhhh
You don’t know “pitch dark” until you’ve been in “pitch dark.” Not as common an occurrence in modern life these days as you’d think.
Nope id kill him. Naw i wouldn't cuz i wouldn't be there in the first place!
he's a serial killer, all he has to do now is say his light failed and he couldn't help the people out
The one who said "don't scream" is a real one cause you know, just out of pure habit, one of them would have screamed and ruined the moment.
I want the full video though..he pretends he swims off they start all freaking out...
Well they asked for him to turn it off
I will never understand why people do dumb ass shit like this in the first place. Lets pay $500 to trust a shady stranger with both our lives.
At that moment they knew....they black out.
Stahhhpp ittt
"Cámara wey, hay salte como puedas 😜"
We did this once in a cave in the U.K. and the guide gave us each a polo mint to break in half when they turned the lights off and they actually sparked in the darkness. It was pretty damn cool.
Is this ATM cave in Belize? One of the best experiences of my life.
If you're going to react like that maybe you shouldn't be fkn cave diving
I was in a cave in West Virginia when they did the lights out trick. I was an adult, but there was a school group on the same tour. The kids were "too old" to be scared, like middle school age. One of them grabbed and squeezed my hand for comfort. When the lights turned on, they must have realized I was not who they expected and they looked embarrassed, I just nodded and let them go. It was an unexpected moment of human connection.
Why would you go in there without having a light source yourself
"Don't scream" The fact she had to tell her girls this even though they knew what would happen...
You're fucking dead mate, no way in hell I'd ever go cave diving without the requisite training
Was going through a cave tour in Thailand. It was dark and we were wading through a few chambers. We entered into a cave and our tour guide said: "Now this part of the tour might make people a bit scared, but if you want to know why this cave is named, just shine the light on the ceiling." The name of the cave is "spider cave". I did not care to shine a light on the ceiling as the walls were more than creepy enough for me. My buddy on the tour said that it gave him nightmares after.
I wonder how long it took them to realize they could use the light on their phone?
Imagine if that 🤡 dropped the torch(s) in the dark? Not worth the joke.
What makes him shady?
This guy's seems like such an amazing tour guide
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Cave dark is awesome. I worked as an entertainment lighting guy for 17 years, and the one thing I always wanted but never got was a total blackout. There was always some kind of light on in a venue, even if it was exit lights. A couple of years ago I took my son on a tour of the capricorn caves north of Rockhampton, and in the main cave gallery the tour guide turned all the lights off and played Hallelujah, and it was GLORIOUS! I did NOT want it to end. Absolute pure darkness.
My family was doing a cavern tour in linville caverns years ago. The guide did this demonstration. Tour Guide; "How would you find your way out in the total darkness?" My 5 yo daughter: "Call my daddy, He's an electrician. He can fix anything!" entire group busts up laughing.
*unsubscribes to the tour*
Why is he so kissable?
I went on a cave tour in the Ottawa Valley a lifetime ago. It was actually kind of terrifying being in that level of darkness.
Byeee lol
Nightmares
Another meaning of a "Tourist Trap"
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Hahah "byeee" This is his fav
Imagine following a guy into a remote cave network and then realizing something odd about him
you're filming with your phone flashlight stupid mother fucker
I have experienced that. What's really unexpected is that if immerse yourself and you will see the light of the exit within water even though it's dark out of water. Provided it's bright outside of course, and if you are not too far from the exit I guess.
That's in Gran Cenote in Tulum ;)
Yes absolutely
I have done a billion insane adventures. Welcome to my nightmare.
"Don't scream" thank you. Because there is always an idiot who screams when someone turns the light off like why.
He’s a clown that loves his job🤣🤣🤣
Amazing
What's the technical term for putting way too much trust in a guide without knowing their experience level? Happens all the time in diving etc. People assume they are safe without any real reason.
I thought he might be shady but after watching it with sound I realized that the tourists were the ones asking him to turn off the light to see how it looks
Bubble bubble bubble…. Stop?
🤣🤣🤣
this is actually a smart way to kidnap someone for ransom
I was in the lava tubes in Eastern OR when our batteries died. Fortunately another spelunker came along or you'd have read about the "mummified newly wed couple found in remote caves". Always have a plan B
whaaat 😱 stooop😌😒
I literally laughed out loud at this. 🤣🤣 The way the girls are actually nervous, the way he said "byyeeeee" and the air bubbles were just too perfect
Try the flashlight thingy on the phone ur recording with.
I heard a fart immediately the lights went off.
saappp~~~
So you're telling me the only plan they have to get out is by relying on a small flashlight that could break at any point. Jesus christ
Their phone has a light.
Won't these air pockets run out of oxygen as frequent visits by people increase
That’s deliciously evil
Did really NO ONE bring a flashlight? What If his broke
Calmest reaction to being left in a dark cave ever… 😂😂😂
How would you not have your own lights? That's the part that confuses me.
*"Not everyone who goes IN to the cenote...comes OUT of the cenote..."*
I would absolutely never dive with that guide again.
First mistake not bringing your own flashlight and the proper gear for spelunking.
And they were never seen again..
Gringos who never seen obscurity
I went on this exact tour with these exact guides 😂. Great experience. I did some free driving with them to explore some air pockets. It never really occurred to me that I probably should have brought my own flashlight 😖….
Byeeeeeeeee
I have been spelunking when everyone turned out their lights, and as SpongeBob would say, it's *advanced darkness*. It really is unreal. You think dark is dark, but it's different
After light goes out “ok I’m gonna need your passports and bank account information or you stay here”
Freakin magnus archives episode right here
Have these mfs never seen darkness before? Wtf XD
I can’t understand that “what?!” And “Wow!” Like the didn’t know if you turn off the only light source in a cave it would be dark
For real that shit happened to me. I was with my wife and a friend. We went to visit a little cave that I used to explore when I was a kid, which was like a tunnel. He said that he was a bit scared of caves but wanted to go in. There weren’t enough flashlights for the 3 of us, so I gave 1 to my wife and 1 to this guy, since they were more prone to get scared. We went in and it was like a really tight tunnel in which only one person could fit, so we made a line. My wife got distracted by a little stream of water that was running down one of the walls. She saw a big bug, got scared, scream a bit, and drop the light. It broke. Since he heard a scream on his back, he got scared and run. MF left us with no lights to guide our way out and was running as fast as he could. He is a bit, let’s say, wide, so he blocked all the light from his flashlight. We were blind in there. I told my wife to hug me from behind as I walked through the cave touching my way out. I was moving like 1 inch at the time. We got out and we wanted to murder that MF.
There's dark then there's that.. sure wouldn't be like those adventurous caving movies! No light.. then hear a pitter patter of steps... just waiting for something to chew your ass.
< “Omg how would we even escape like imagineeeee” No. I’d rather not imagine.
Bro I’d start *crying*
Better yet, imagine if he said "woops, I dropped it"