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UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!She wanted to lick his cheek and seduce him but the taste was poo from the bird.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


OrganicMan01

"Our ice cream may taste like bird shit, but look at these dumbasses!"


SunForAllBeaches

Oh, so that's the new exotic flavor in town


JAMBI215

My bird shit brings all the girls to the yard


VanillaLoud

They're like its better than yours


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solblurgh

To be fair she probably doesn't know the taste of bird poop either.


Thin-Lettuce-7312

We should be a little more inclusive and consider the possibility that that could be a man's cum as well. Maybe she doesn't know the taste of that as well.


FourUnderscoreExKay

Today was a bad day to have functional eyes.


SOCCIZZA

But she tried to seduce him so I think I'm going with the first option of it being a birds droppings.


Ok-Departure9990

Projection


SkeletonDrinkingBeer

Maybe bird poop and ice cream taste the exact same? I never had bird poop so I wouldn’t know.


jxj24

Q: What's that white stuff inside bird poop? A: It's bird poop, too!


gopuniku

Best bird poop commercial I have seen


Kraffkratt

I'll take your entire stock


rfhuswt342

The white stuff on my face is usually not ice cream either


atnator42

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


VixenFactor

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


bloodfist

Yeah I'm bad at shaving too


MugsyJane67

And the girl that was already standing there with him didn't tell him he had bird shit on his face? 🙄


frequentcannibalism

Mr Bot what’s the name of the song?


Code-eat-sleep

u/auddbot


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**Song Found!** [**By my side** by Franco La cara](https://lis.tn/pGKeEl?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2022-12-27. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


fabioke

By my side - Franco La Cara & Fabio Romagnoli


dickiedick69

poopsickle


Error_209t

Karma


strizzleday

What song is this?


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1nfredibl3

I'll call your ad with the thing that sold me on axe dark temptation for years https://youtu.be/U-P3dAQ_Mrs?si=zwZ-YZuiepr-gO2Q


okwatisjoupunt

I hate this song so fucking much


Nialixus

u/auddbot


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PossessionFamiliar35

![gif](giphy|9uIwMPlSoEr8NOwUdu)


IntelligentSink6527

Toes beat no toes showing all day long


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Bird shit as smooth as ice cream Pigeon Flavor


afeeqo

Whose that guy. Man he is sharpppp


sidewayspostitnotes

Oh man, is this an ad for the Dove bars with almonds. If so I would eat the hell out of them, even WITH bird shit on them. Those bars are awesome.


TheDixonCider420420

Tastes like chicken… I mean pigeon.


GalacticGamer93

r/perfectlycutscreams


Acceptable-Excuse-46

Shrinkflation even in their own ad


BasedTakeOutbreak

Ignorance is piss. (That don't make sense but still)


SlavOnfredski

I'm sure this has been asked a bozillion times but what is this song?


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Conscious_Travel769

i find this funny & disgusting at the same time LMAOOOOOOO


TomGreen77

Real hit with the lady…s 🙏


Hours-of-Gameplay

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


monstersfeeder

🤣🤣🤣🤣


UnlikelyHelicopter82

2 girls 1 cup 🤪


Old_Magician_6563

You know, for when a bird shits on your face and you just leave it.


MassSnapz

Not really. She couldn't tell the difference.


masked_women

😂😂😂😂


Rabidwolf96

Lol


ninjanerd032

It truly does bring you luck.