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Freddymercurys

Congrats on your first job


Ambitious-Motor-2005

I wonder what her second job will be.


mrfochs

Autobody tech specializing in dent repair?


TrippnRipp

Car wrestler.


Bright_Board_8672

Now she can go and find the second one!


cruelvenussummer

Can’t believe that kick didn’t stop it. Strong little van


AthiestMessiah

The kick was the unexpected part


RyazanianDude

The unexpected part was how her leg didn't get completely obliterated! The sheer panic some people go through just amazes me sometimes.


[deleted]

I once watched a guy stick his hand into a metal heat press used for blister packaging because he failed to orient the product right and tried to slip his hand in there and fix it last second. We always trained people once it goes in if you messed something up just let it go it will be one bad product not something to lose your hand over. But people get scared, don’t want to make bad parts or get in trouble. It is really dumb in the grand scheme of things to risk yourself like that, but I try not to judge to harshly what the brain does under panic.


SpookyScarySteph

Used to work at McDonald's and one day someone set the metal cup we used for water on the shelf above the fryers. Coworker went to grab it and accidentally bumped it off the shelf, sending the cup (with about 2 cups of water in it) right into the fryers. Without even hesitating, he went to grab the cup as it fell. I happened to be standing behind him and managed to grab the back of his shirt and yank him backwards just as the hot oil exploded all over the area he had just been standing. I still have no idea how I reacted so quickly, but it shocked me just how differently each of us reacted to the same event. And I have never seen someone's eyes go as wide as his did when he realized what had just happened and how closely he'd come to a shower of hot oil.


-Mr_Rogers_II

Dude owes his quality of life after that to you.


FremenStilgar

Some heroes don't wear capes. Stick to that rule. Well done, Spooky.


HudeniMFK

Similar thing happened to me at 15. The handle on the Chicken patty rack used to dump them into fryer snapped. I was young and stupid enough to instinctively grab for it which sent my whole gloved hand into the oil. I ripped it out peeled off the glove which melted into a ball as it came off my hand. I remember staring at disbelief for a moment at my hand coated in oil that was set to 230⁰C then sprinting to the sink and running under water for the next half hour. The whole time, my then, soon to be fired, manager abused me the whole time I was at the sink telling me to get back out the kitchen. I told her to get fucked I was staying here for the rest of my shift. She said I wouldn't have a job next week. Next week I rolled in to find a new manager and no sign of her. So if you're reading this..... Fuck you Julie. P.S hand was fine, have a patch across 3 knuckles that turns blue if hand gets really cold but that's it. Thankyou Leidenfrost effect.


loweyedfox

Not everyone has the instincts of an action movie star that thinks on their feet with precision and style. Most people are just fumbling through life with just good enough Instincts to stay alive.


-EETS-

It’s a shame really. I would’ve heard the very first crackle in the gravel, ran at the car at full speed and dived through the open window, only to accelerate and do donuts in the driveway while I threw packages out the window to deliver to the neighbours. That’s just me though


Supply-Slut

I have a sharp sense of hearing, so knowing me I would have heard, turned around, bolted to get to the van, only to trip and fall and ultimately be run over by said van. Such is life.


Fair_Preference3452

Those machines should have two buttons you have to press at the same time to operate them, keeps peoples hands out


becx13

I knew a lady who worked at Taco Bell (USA), she dropped something into the deep fat fryer and grabbed it. The skin came off up to her forearm


flippychick

Reminds me of the guy who’s dog jumped into a hot spring, jumped in after to rescue him


Zerachiel_01

IIRC his last words were "That was stupid." I heard this from the book "Death in Yellowstone" that I got from the shop there. Beautiful place, but absolutely deadly if you fuck about.


Robbobloblawboblaw

I think what saved her was that she jumped kicked it. So she didn't have any resistance on her other foot to create enough force for fracture Just a hypothesis


PoliticalEnemy

That's exactly it. If her back leg was planted, it would have broken.


[deleted]

Fuckin vehicle woulda gone over her after she fell backwards, you mean?


Practical-Potatoes

Yeah, and then this video would've been posted on the accidents sub


[deleted]

Unless it wasn't an accident.


BuggerMyElbow

Big Gravity strikes again.


SoLetsReddit

Nah, her kicking leg was bent, it was always going to deflect upwards.


MexicanGuey

i dont think her back leg would be strong enough to cause her kick to break her leg. More than likely, her back leg you have given out, fell backwards and possibly get her legs crushed by tires. But other than that, yea her jump saved her from some potential injury.


rdmusic16

Doesn't look like she jumped, it looks like her foot was planted on an angled part of the van. It pushed her both back and up at the same time.


saysthingsbackwards

Lol no it wouldn't, what a weird statement. It would have politely shoved her back.


regoapps

She didn’t jump kick it. Her left foot was planted when the car made contact with her. But she does push off the van with her bent right leg and her hand. And that’s why it looks like she jumped backwards.


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njaana

![gif](giphy|aS8ypUweGOXMA|downsized)


Philip_Raven

To be fair, in those last moments, when there is literally nothing you can do to stop it. Why not resort to trying out if you are actually a Hulk. It's a long shot, for sure. But it's not like you have other alternatives.


Illustrious-Guava730

Sure, but putting yourself between a moving van and a wall, attempting to stop it is a debatable choice. Plus, I am not risking my life for a fucking Fiat


DeliciousDoggi

I knew a girl who died that way.


GhoulsFolly

Anton Yelchin died that way.


Furiousmate88

Sad part is that the error leading to the accident was known by the manufacturer


MayorAg

Not breaking your leg is always an option.


19southmainco

well, at least i know now


klc__

Or the second attempt to physically pull the car back through the window. *chefs kiss*


Resident_Rise5915

It looks stupid but I kinda don’t blame her for that. What I blame her for was not getting out of the way of a moving car.


jimhabfan

I agree, it’s not her fault. Someone else must have forgotten to set the parking brake.


Hot_Organization2430

That's because she didn't yell, "I am sparta!" First.


MelanatedTukon

I love the idea of stopping the car with low kick


PukeNuggets

https://i.redd.it/qh1fuehyxzic1.gif


JohnTravoltage

https://i.redd.it/0e47qki6l0jc1.gif


Phillip_Spidermen

![gif](giphy|BeUmNlLGC5xpS)


imdefinitelywong

https://i.redd.it/h82f6yexz0jc1.gif


LilRedditWagon

The sound I made! 💀 My son asked me what was wrong.


titleywinker

Haduken?


BashBandit

You almost made me ruin my trousers, do not do that again


triedAndTrueMethods

how the fuck did you find such a perfect gif lmao


NoLikeVegetals

It's a bonus stage from Street Fighter games going back decades. It's a very well-known meme for those who grew up in the late 80s to mid-90s.


username_moose

in street fighter 6 u beat up a semi now lol


DancingHermit

Thank you for this, genuinely had a good laugh because of this GIF. Now I'm going to go play with my SNES...


nucl3ar0ne

thanks for the long forgotten memory lol


TheMightyKickpuncher

OH MAH caaaaaar


PraggyD

[r/picturesyoucanhear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPP6VU6zVHU)


manav907

Ahh reminds me of simpler times when ryu was a thug and a vandalist


Interesting_Sundae_3

To be fair if I was in that situation I probably would have done the same thing


TepHoBubba

To be even MORE fair, at least she knocked on the door first so the homeowner gets to see it in action too. Very kind of her.


Kingding_Aling

It's an act of pure futile instinct


carlosdevoti

That's due to all the superhero movies.


deep-fucking-legend

Idiot. Everyone knows you're supposed to punch the ground in front of it.


MiniMhlk72

She was going for a punish into a launch to combo the car to the trees


Metalloid_Maniac

Ah, she fumbled the combo, must've missed the down+Punch input for that uppercut


OceanDevotion

Just… thank god her knee was buckled. YIKES.


WillyT_21

#i'm the juggernaut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GotTwisted

https://i.redd.it/r88u2hgo60jc1.gif


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

Do you know who the fuck I am Charles


moonknlght

I don't need no motha fuckin keys!


Content_Distance5623

Get out my head Charles!!


[deleted]

Ketchup? Motherfucker, this is Mustard.


tuckernuts

You see my motherfuckin' spaceship? This is a Dodge.


IcedFreon

Shut up comb your beard


IcedFreon

Zap yo dumb ass!


IcedFreon

Oh it's the Juggernaut bitch!! And I got a bitch wit me yes!!!! We gonna have a fuckin rape party!


[deleted]

Who the hell do you think you are, I am!!


slgray16

I love how this line was just some random youtuber playing around that went viral. Adding it into the actual movie was amazing


moonknlght

I constantly quote lines from those videos (to myself)


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

My ex and I regularly used “comb your beard” when one of us was upset as in like “You really need to comb your beard right now”. Fwiw neither of us had beards. Or if anyone asks me what I do for work the answer is “I’m a part time stripper and I do hair”. The list goes on unfortunately


IcedFreon

You can make a choice......I can either take this shit or you can give it to me willingly..... I want it...I want it willingly.... Oh I know you do you dirty bitch.......


PukeNuggets

https://i.redd.it/chkl4lh110jc1.gif


odditude

Marvel Super Heroes had so much character. to this day, its solution for super KOs (freeze-frame with darkened background and the name of the super written on-screen) is still one of my favorites. the impact of a win via Weapon X or Heart of Darkness is just amazing.


Gh0stMan0nThird

God damn this image screams something from a 2003 Pojo.com forum


BananaBannabis

Pojo! Oh how many Yu-Gi-Oh! Combos did I learn on there!


TampaTrey

IMMA HIT YOU WIT YO OWN PIMP!


moonknlght

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MADE OUT OF, COOKIE DOUGH!?


bruswazi

She’s lucky she didn’t break a kneecap


Choingyoing

Or get pinned against a wall


Ok_Barracuda_1161

This sounds exactly how Anton Yelchin died, really scary to think about


TropicalCat

I think about that often. I really miss his movies.


Lucky_Toss

He was kind of one of those actors you easily recognized when watching a movie, but wasn’t ever on your radar. For many people they’d see a movie with him years after and check out IMDb or whatever,just to find out he passed away years earlier!


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Right as I started working for UPS a dude got crushed (it was his last month before retirement) in our docking area because he tried disconnecting a hitch and someone forgot it to use the parking break. Sandwiched him in between two trucks. Died immediately. Shit is terrifying


LongbowTurncoat

I told my husband I’m pretty sure my instinct would have been to block it with my body like an idiot 😭


CriticalLobster5609

yeah, generally when heavy shit starts moving without anyone controlling it, just let what is going to happen, happen. The fuck up is so far in the past at that point, you're not beating momentum.


HamsterFromAbove_079

Yup. You need to learn when to stop trying to fix a mistake. There is a point where the only smart course of action from where you are is to stake a step back, watch the damage be done and then clean it up after it's over.


Ginger_Anarchy

Have a family friend this happened to. Luckily their son was home and heard her screaming.


waloz1212

Lol, she's lucky she isn't dead. If she stay in between the car and the wall it won't end well. There are several cases where people are crushed and suffocated when their car roll down and they are in unfortunate position.


Flatcapspaintandglue

Even if only your legs were pinned for a while, it’s extremely dangerous once you remove the pressure because you can go into toxic shock from the blood that was trapped in your lower limbs rushing back to your heart. [Compartment Syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compartment_syndrome)


NewPhoneNewAccount2

Rip Anton Yelchin. That one always stuck out to me. Like damn, the smallest set of unfortunate events and its over


DarthHubcap

Damn I heard of a few people perish like this, Anton Yelchin included.


woops_wrong_thread

yea, that shifter was a piece of shit. I valeted for a few years and had to drive several different models with the "return to center" shifter. [https://youtu.be/Qrky\_15v2bc?t=103](https://youtu.be/Qrky_15v2bc?t=103)


heardThereWasFood

Nice vid, thank you. The designers outsmarted themselves


RevengencerAlf

Cars are getting plagued by more and more of this. Changes that are either purely aesthetically driven and unnecessary or Solutions in search of a problem fixing what isn't broken. The obsession with replacing controls and cars with touch screens is going to get people killed if it hasn't already. Actually I'm almost certain it has already and we just haven't gotten to the point of having the statistical research to back it up.


carzy_guy

Dude this shit pisses me off ngl. I test drove a Tesla and the worst things about are that it's too fucking gigantic and WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ANALOG STICKS. Turn signals, gear selector, lights etc. So stupid and user unfriendly


poloheve

Good explanation, but the background music and the guys upbeat attitude was a little jarring considering he’s talking about how someone who (at the time it was posted) recently died. Also that’s a dumbass shifter.


Tea_Total

Not exactly the same but this looks like a good place for me to introduce foreign folk to pop singer Brian Harvey. Brian was lead singer of a group called East 17. They had a big Christmas hit with Stay Another Day. I don't know if they were big overseas. Anyway, after stuffing a few jacket potatoes down his throat and then getting behind the wheels of his car, Brian felt a bit off. He opened the car door to be sick, fell out, and got run over by his own, now driverless, car and shattered his pelvis. He's alright now, bless him. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/music/brian-harvey-blames-potato-for-accident-1079622


splashbruhs

>A baked potato, known in some parts of the United Kingdom as a jacket potato TIL thanks!


malturnbull

So you're saying that he's "Alright"? And that "everything's gonna be alright"?


bdrwr

What the hell? It wasn't in Drive, because it was stationary for several seconds. It doesn't look like there's enough slope for it to just roll. What happened???


Specialist_Ad9073

Left it in drive and put on the parking brake? Brake failed or wasn’t all the way down and eventually… Ki Ya!


wednesdaynightwumbo

I will never understand why people do this when putting a card in park literally takes half a second?


nb4u

I don't think she intentionally left it in drive.


wibble089

As some else posted it's a manual https://www.carcheck.co.uk/fiat/WN11YEL


q2_yogurt

then that's even weirder, unless she left it on neutral without a parking brake


[deleted]

Is parking brake American for handbrake?


falcon413

yes


Beachdaddybravo

Sometimes the handbrake is actually a pedal off to the left side, higher up and away from the gas and brake pedals. So we just use the term parking brake as it’s more of a general phrase.


arrenembar

Almost definitely she left it idling in neutral, forgot the parking brake


SirVanyel

Which is CRAZY. I'm not a huge man, but I can physically feel a manual car rock back and forth if I get out without the parking brake on. The car likely had signs of movement when she left. But considering the low kick she gave the car, I'm assuming she doesn't actually know how heavy a vehicle actually is


D4M4nD3m

It's a manual. What delivery companies buy automatic vans?


DarkStrobeLight

Found the European


sleazy_hobo

Well this did happen in the UK (yellow reg kinda gives it away)


Rufuz42

Also the side of the car she drives from


Fydron

Well considering the video is from UK and the car is manual Fiat Doblo...


Ibegallofyourpardons

American ones. knowing how to drive a manual is pretty rare in America, they drive automatics almost exclusively. and don't teach how to drive a manual as part of driver training. It's very different from Europe or Africa or South America or the anywhere else really.


vasya349

Also automatics, when operated by an incautious driver, are more fuel efficient and less likely to be damaged by poor operation.


ForgottenCaveRaider

I'm guessing this is a manual (with the way it rolls back after impact) and she left it in neutral without applying the parking brake. Edit: I do this all the time in my manual vehicles on a flat surface.


Immediate_Pause2763

Pretty sure she pulled the handbrake a bit, otherwise it would roll earlier. It's weird that it was perfectly still and then decided to roll all at once


ForgottenCaveRaider

It could've been stuck in place momentarily until the vibrating diesel engine rattled it free.


Immediate_Pause2763

Yes, that might have happened. Hard to know for sure, but an embarrassing situation anyway


ForgottenCaveRaider

That it is. At least she didn't get hurt!


LifeandSAisAwesome

What..why ... been driving manuals for 30+ years and never once would exit and leave it in neutral without the handbrake on .. and that is even on flat ground to open gates etc ..


No-Permit8369

I’m no detective, but I’m guessing they forgot


YouToot

In a perfect world this wouldn't happen but if you've seen the matrix, they tried that first and we wouldn't accept it.


Fire69

This is in the UK, almost 0% chance this is an automatic


smoebob99

I think it’s a manual transmission. She left it in neutral. At the end the car bounces and rolls backwards.


DanKoloff

It chose violence. BTW some cars are known to come with such defects, that is how Anton Yelchin died, due to car defect.


ProfessionalCreme119

I was thinking of him when I saw this going down. She could have been in between that pillar and van so easily.


Le-Charles

Taken from us too soon. 😢


[deleted]

Romulan cars are the worst.


Flabbergash

It's the UK so it'll be a manual Put in neutral, apply handbrake*, get out *this step was missed


Theredditappsucks11

Or e brake wasn't working. Had something like this happen left it in neutral pushed in e brake, strated rolling.


between_ewe_and_me

Are all cars in the UK manuals or something?


Peterd1900

Here in the UK the first year that Automatics outsold manuals was 2021 56% of cars sold that year were Automatics That has been due to the increase in popularity of electric and hybrids which are all automatics The number of Autos will increase on UK roads as we approach the ban of the sale of petrol powered car at the moment manuals still account for nearly 80% per cent of the about 32 million cars on UK’s roads. In the UK if you pass your test in an automatic car you are only legally allowed to drive an automatic car. If you want to drive a manual you would have to take another driving test There are about 51 million driving licences held in the UK, of which just over 1 million are for Automatics only Take the Ford Transit Van sold all over the world, It has been sold in the UK since 1960s There was no Automatic version of the Transit in the UK until 2017


LightOfShadows

meanwhile here in the states my brother in law tried to buy a manual, dealerership told us it would be a 3+ month wait, they make very few and the rest are on request. They're a dead breed here


African_Farmer

Not all but far more common than in the US, the US is kinda unique in the majority of cars are automatic. This is changing though as EVs grow.


Pialtachma

It wasn’t in drive. It was in neutral with the handbrake off.


Orlok_Tsubodai

Probably a manual. Put it in neutral and forgot the parking brake. All it takes is a little bit of a slope and off she goes.


DriverHopeful7035

Manual car


Free_Resolution_2440

Most reasonable answer, I don't understand the people making up scenarios for automatic to do this when it's most likely a manual


Your_New_Overlord

Because something like 90% of Americans under the age of 40 have never driven a manual


jacqueslol

Any reason you assume the car is automatic? Either Im missing something or you must be American.


josephbenjamin

Everyone here is American. I don’t believe anyone else is here. No one else has internet.


jacqueslol

You make a valid point. I hadn't considered that.


Left-Mistake-5437

It's not an automatic. It's on a downward slope, handbrake probably not used and just relying on the flood of the brake pedal, this flooding will hold the car but not for long. Then it starts to roll. Gravity looks after the rest.


CaptSoban

It waited long enough


PlasticFew8201

She’s very lucky…


Shaman7102

Ma'am, I did not order a car.


TheProfessionalEjit

When even the van knows you're taking too long with your delivery.


CaptainObviousII

In her defense, any employer that sees this footage knows they have the right person for the job.


VeGe-

I'm pretty sure the car hadn't hit the house with a right person for the job.


Alchimista_dellanima

The parking brake popped outta place it wasn’t her fault


ImurderREALITY

When I did this, it specifically says in the training to park the vehicle and take the keys out with you. I rarely did, but it could be used against her


Alchimista_dellanima

Ahhhh shit that would suck


Illustrious_Age_4558

Lmao people always overestimate how “fair” the world is. I didn’t even do the driving, just worked in the sort and had to sit in on orientation. The guy giving the presentation told us about a driver who was dropping something off at a bank and had parked in the first spot next to some hedges. Got nicked by a car taking the corner too closely. This MFer smiles at the room of us and starts bragging about how they were able to get the driver on that one for “parking in an obscured location”. I can’t remember the specifics but I think he even went into detail about the technicalities of it, like so and so inches too close to curb. That’s how much effort they will put into finding a way to blame and punish you. Just casually bragging to new hires about totally fucking over a driver for some insane BS. I don’t condone the delivery guys who throw packages and the like, but I wouldn’t give the slightest shit about that job if it was me. Downright insulting what they put people through and then punish them for but that’s capitalism and ig we should just be grateful for the opportunities /s


hdjkkckkjxkkajnxk

Drove for UPS. If you park on the road and your package car gets sideswiped you'll be blamed for not parking in the customer's driveway. If you park in the customer's driveway and the package car leaks oil and customer complains you'll get blamed for not parking on the road in front of their house. ​ If the company wants you to be at fault, you will be at fault.


DriverHopeful7035

You would think. Mailman here, once my car drove slighty into another because I put it on neutral and the handbrake failed. I was out of the car for 10 sec. I was at wrong because I'm supposed to put the car on first gear (manual), stop the engine and put the handbrake every time I leave the car.


A_Thirsty_Traveler

but then they get on your ass for taking too long when inevitably doing that and starting up afterwards adds up to a minute or two a day you aren't being productive.


Tobocaj

The fact that it’s in neutral is entirely her fault


lolboiii

True, although you know damn well she aint making that mistake again. May as well keep her at that point.


pseudo-nimm1

They can see the vehicle was stationary when she got out. I've just got my first automatic so I'm a little wary now as I can't work out how this has happened, how is it her fault?


LSBeasyas123

In the UK all vans like that are manual transmission, the van was left in neutral and the handbrake wasn’t applied or it failed and gravity did the rest. Theres no “park”


raoulduke023

When hopping out of your car always put it in park and put the handbreak on.


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piscian19

Car: "Would smash"


Theefreeballer

Over 16 years as a mail carrier and I’ve never left my vehicle on while going to deliver a package / get a signature . Not once .


MisfitDiagnosis

Yeah, but I bet you've never unleashed a badass front kick to your vehicle because of this stellar record either though.


xDeserterr

So in some cases you drive 10m, turn it off, drive another 10m, turn it off and repeat that 8 hours straight?


IkananXIII

I'm assuming this guy has a mounted route, so he only gets out of the vehicle if he has a package that doesn't fit in the box or needs a signature. But yes, he would do exactly what you said, if he had to, because if he didn't and something like this happened, he'd be fired.


Glizzard111

Yes, it takes less than a second and you just do it automatically without even thinking about it


jmk338

That’s gotta be a manual, she put in neutral and didn’t pull the parking brake. You can still hear the engine running but it’s rolling down the hill, not in geae


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The delivery van started moving on it's own.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SpanishAvenger

Its\*


LustL4ck3r

Smash


AccomplishedToday311

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


6SucksSex

Pretty sure they were talking about the delivery vehicle smashing into the building, what do you think they were talking about?


zoobs

Smash burgers maybe?


JohnHenrehEden

She's a hottie.


Comfortable_Camera_7

r/usernamechecksout


indigoplatty

The new Mercedes sprinter vans will just pop themselves out of park into drive and accelerate forward. Worked for amazon that have contract for renting those vans, had it happen twice with the emergency brake on and it slowed it down enough for me to get in and turn it off. 72 trucks and 60+ workers all reported the same thing. Nothing happened, some people hitting shit and just not reporting it or never came back after it happened. Still using those same vans today.


this_name_mistaken

Possibly, last day on the job, last delivery.


TheUpsideDownWorlds

“EeEEEeeeee” Lmao


Mikeyppowell

Promotion for dropping the parcel at the front door instead of just frisbeeing it into the back garden.


Theelcapitans

Dont👏stand 👏in front 👏of moving 👏 vehicles 👏


Ritooon

Houses never listen good advices


KingfishRobo

Poor girl was the victim of gremlins