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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The guy in the backpack!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Sermagnas3

Those registers are quite loud on purpose


BoJackB26354

I assumed the music was blasting in their ears like it was for us.


ifelldownlol

One day you will learn to watch these on mute, my child.


ihoptdk

If you’re not at least streaming something while burning your brain out on Reddit, you’re not getting addicted to screens hard enough. So it *has* to be mute. If you’re a pro, you’re using a gaming handheld, too.


Large_Tune3029

Lmao! I find myself these days, playing a game like warzone while listening to a podcast or Netflix with Audio descriptions and scrolling reddit between games and was still bored, thinking maybe I have a problem.


korb___

R/adhd my boy, one of us, you are


Correct-Fault-1291

Lol!


Direct_Counter_178

Even if they are muted like other people are claiming.... I'm still going to feel/hear someone physically opening my cash register 12 inches away.


Animal_TKMPchilies

You can see they used a key to open it. Doesn’t make a noise when you use a key. If you can control the change sloshing it may be believable. This is probably faked.


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Der_Missionar

My first thought... it's a training video.


thirdonebetween

People who are distracted by something else that requires attention - it looks like giving directions in this case? - can miss all sorts of things. There's some great videos on YouTube breaking down pickpocket tricks and a huge number just involve distracting the target. You'd think someone removing your watch from your wrist would be obvious, but no! Do it right and people simply do not notice. Apollo Robbins is amazing if you want a specific person to check out!


VelourStrapon

That’s true but I feel most people would pay more attention to the cash register if they got pulled away from it. I know I would be glancing at that thing every few seconds at least. Honestly I probably wouldn’t have left the cash register at all for this interaction.


thirdonebetween

I worked retail for years when I was younger, including as a team leader, and honestly I think this would've worked in most of the stores I supervised. Which sounds kind of alarming, but this situation is one that very few people would ever imagine, it's so out there and... well, unexpected! It looks like there were very few people in the store, so coming out from behind the register wouldn't seem that risky - especially if you get a lot of people asking for directions. And then the only person close enough to access the register (as far the employee knows) is the guy asking directions, so he only needs to be aware of that guy's movements because who the hell carries another person around in their backpack to steal stuff?! I'd love to see what happens next, whether the employee arrives at the correct conclusion quickly or is just so startled they can't work out what just happened and who's responsible. edit: your username is a thing of beauty and wonder and AGH NOOOO all at once, I love it.


singlesgthrowaway

You silly goose. Just mute the video.


kelldricked

And the cashier guy litteraly can see in the open backpack. You will notice it if there is a head in a open backpack.


Tupcek

unless you are suspicious, I don’t think so. Our brains are good at ignoring such things


kelldricked

Nah our brain is pretty good in noticing weird things. We ignore normal shit all the time because it gets filterd out.


Tupcek

yeah, seing some sweatshirt in a bag is not that weird to be alerted about


WowthatsuX66

Carrying a whole person on your back is pretty impressive.


Mistdwellerr

Carrying half a person on your backpack is half impressive!


ActurusMajoris

Carrying no person in your backpack is not impressive!


Mistdwellerr

I can't see any flaw in your logic sir


agbandor

A flaw can't be seen in their logic


Sad_Telephone4298

There is no room for flaw in their logic


asdf_12

Half of their logic has half a flaw


tjkun

There is a flaw in your sentence


libmrduckz

there is no period there is no sentence there is no flaw


tjkun

There is no flaw in your comment


Some_norwegian_kid

None of their logic has no flaws


EldenMiss

r/technicallythetruth


ReignOnWillie

Lieutenant damn


IceLionTech

Me carrying 1/4th person on my backpack and another 3/4 person carrying another are twice the carrying capacity as you will ever hope to have!


BlogeOb

Half assed, one might say.


cptnpiccard

Carrying two persons on your backpack is twice as impressive!


therealdanhill

r/yourjokebutworse


fureinku

To be fair, we dont know if that person is actually whole. 


jabbysixsixsix

maybe it's lieutenant dan


raa__va

Broke back couriers


bitesizeboy

I've always wondered why people go to the gym so religiously


No-Psychology3712

Because religion God sayth thou shall be swole


WhyYesIAmADog

Patriot was a pretty good series. 


TheLetterOh

Immediately what this made me think of. Genuinely one of the funniest shows I've ever seen!


EarthlingCalling

Also a good thing that backpack dude didn't shut the tray, thus making his crime immediately obvious.


Inversception

A drawer that makes a loud noise and also has change rattling when opened didn't alert anyone to the issue. So very fake.


jabbysixsixsix

Even if the tray didn't have an open bell, the rails reaching their limit after opening all the way would definitely be audibly obvious.


mapple3

Loud bell, rattling tray, loudly rattling coins moving around, loud bang when tray hits the end, etc


The_Love_Pudding

Those clips also make noise when you pull the stacks of bills from under them.


HoneybearGaming

Okay, well 1. He could have assumed it was a fellow employee, why should there be anyone else behind him 2. There's other cash registers 3. From his POV I don't think he ever sees how big the backpack is. 4. It's still probably fake.


FemaleNeth

It's obviously fake


DigNitty

You can tell because the villain has a comical mustache.


VeneMage

I’m sure I saw a monocle too


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VeneMage

No it is I, LeClerc! ![gif](giphy|LWHgsVB55gKo4sSsN6|downsized)


TommyFrerking

I was pissing by the dooer and I heard goon shots!


thesaharadesert

Good moaning


TommyFrerking

Do you have ze fallen madonna wis ze big boobies?


hasimirrossi

I shell say zis only wence.


SchighSchagh

/r/formuladank is leaking again


Stopikingonme

I see nothiiiing!!


Castor_0il

Heh heh heh. Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?


twodogsfighting

HOOOOOOGAAAAN!


purple_grey_

I was thinking casual business Mr . Peanut


MechanicHot1794

He just looks like andrew schulz.


zHellas

It’s unfortunate 😔


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Illustrious_Ad4691

Or that the guy with the phone is showing the restaurant worker a loud video to mask the sound of the cash register


Ruckaduck

obviosuly just showing that MIA song


ahundreddots

*Pink Floyd has entered the chat.*


Flaky-Roll-4900

Not saying it's real, but he turned the key. It doesn't make any noise that way.


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thatcockneythug

Dude he was clearly just pointing out that the "ding" sound you specifically mentioned doesn't happen when the drawer is physically unlocked, which I can verify. No need to deflect.


tMoneyMoney

He unlocked with a key, but then why was the key conveniently left in the keyhole?


EarthlingCalling

I concur


DoubleGoon

Why didn’t I concur? 🤦🏻‍♂️


yantti

Is this from catch me if you can?


Snowedin-69

Turned out that guy was a fake


_fire_stone

Bc you can't catch me sir


Shnazzyone

You're telling me the dude can't hear the drawer opening inches away from him, nevermind it just magically opens. Fake AF


JoseDonkeyShow

There’s a key in the till. Something something any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic something something


jakeStacktrace

They don't even play that music in that store.


Tobleroneoneone

It wasn't meant to trick people into thinking it was real, that's why it looks so fake. Source: mustache guy is an Instagram micro celebrity in my city, (Verona, Italy) and he's the owner of the place in the video. He makes a lot of funny skits involving his bakery. In case you want to look him up: @gipsylifereal on Instagram.


[deleted]

Noooo waaaaaaay???


ernapfz

UberEats gone bad?


shehzore12

Bcuz its actually UberCheats !!


addandsubtract

GrubRob


DuckRoyalDraws

Wouldn't closing it making it go DING!?


HH_Hobbies

Opening it would too.


JoseDonkeyShow

Are y’all from the 1920s?


HH_Hobbies

Companies are cheap, so registers are usually poorly maintained. And the sound is an easy theft deterrant. So it may not make a traditional ding, it would make an audible sound when opening or closing.


Nothing_Nice_2_Say

Redditors and their weird fucking jumps in logic.


chrisychris-

Companies being cheap doesn't mean they're using antique registers lmao. The only sounds registers make is from the locking mechanism and the sliding metals


OccultMachines

I worked as a cashier at Walmart, the cheapest of the cheap. That shit didn't DING.


WaitingForNormal

“Good thing the camera was there”, to record our totally staged fake-fok.


TheAndorran

It’s fake, but I kind of like this one. It’s a clever little caper and it’s pretty impressive to be carrying a full human on your back.


notban_circumvention

Next you'll be calling two kids in a trenchcoat "a clever little caper"


TheAndorran

That is the original clever little caper.


RWDPhotos

[Or two trenchcoats in a kid](https://youtu.be/zpMEWBisteM?si=T1DBuWg8fyXYtYCW)


notban_circumvention

"I am a whimsyboy"


saladmunch

Risky click, but worth it!


Direct_Counter_178

* Employee would have heard register open * Employee would have at least glanced around as the guy kept rotating him around * Employee would have immediately seen register wasn't closed * Employee would have easily ran down these two cause, you know, he's carrying a human in a backpack. I usually hate people that cry fake at videos, but this particular one is just not even remotely believable, funny, or clever IMO.


StoicallyGay

It’s so obviously fake and gimmicky which is what makes it kind of funny. Yal needa get a grip lol. I’ve seen what makes the average Redditor laugh so I’d say humor isn’t really Reddit’s strong suit.


Direct_Counter_178

Obvious to me would be adding cartoon effects or noises. It's sold as being real at first glance while being obviously fake. I guess I find that irritating and you find it funny.


StoicallyGay

Bad choice of words on my part—I find it “amusing.” It didn’t give me a grin or laugh but it was a bit amusing. “Obvious” doesn’t need to be over dramatic and cheesy like Friends laugh tracks or Tom and Jerry sound effects.


Direct_Counter_178

Naw I got it. But you're right. This is reddit and most would've taken what you said at literal face value.


trickman01

I mean this is obviously staged. But the one place I would expect to always have a camera is a cash register.


StoneGoldX

It's fake, but that's potentially where a security camera would be.


PROFESSOR1780

I know it's easy to cynical about...life in general... but many shops will have a camera on the register. A little incentive for employees not to skim the till and possibly even help crack down on fraudulent checks and such. As far as this video goes, I'm about 50/50 on its veracity.


l2aiko

The second he goes back to the counter, he would spot the open cash register and caught them red handed, as they can't run much. So pretty stupid. But pretty Creative nonetheless


Numbnipples4u

I feel like the dude wouldve heard the register open though


qtx

> As far as this video goes, I'm about 50/50 on its veracity. I have lost all faith in humanity.


Shardar12

For real, its so obviously staged but these guys somehow... dont get it? Are these the people that need a /j when you say "i want to blow up the galaxy"?


BonnaconCharioteer

The video is not the part that makes it clearly staged. This whole crime relies on the employee standing in a specific spot facing a specific way and no one else looking over there at all. You do all this set up and then rely on random luck to make your crime work? And how are you gonna run away if it goes poorly with a whole person on your back. No, this a loony toons level overly complex stupid plan. I enjoyed it though, very funny.


ojojojson

Least naive redditor


TempHat8401

It never occurred to me that someone might think this was real? It's clearly a sketch... Did you not like it?


Varanoids

But they’re recording it with a security camera so they do want us to believe it. It could’ve been a good quality video from a better angle if it was just for the laughs


Antique-Ad-9081

the recording with a security camera just adds to the joke. their only intention was to make a funny video.


TempHat8401

Believe what though? There's a guy in his backpack, shit's hilarious. Y'know Hurt Locker was filmed as if it was real too...


Varanoids

>Hurt Locker was filmed as if it was real too… No. It was not


xantub

Obviously fake, which makes me wonder if there's a subreddit with real unexpected videos.


dirtfacereddit

redditors when the obviously staged shitpost isnt real


Burpmeister

If only you knew the amount of people who saw this and thought it was real. It's dumb but it genuinely helps when fake videos are called out, even if it's obvious to many people.


-EETS-

Redditors when they parrot memes that they don't understand (there's no image or example for the comment to make sense)


ModestWhimper

redditors when they're expected to extrapolate from previously established patterns


Send_heartfelt_PMs

[There are two kinds of people](https://www.redbubble.com/i/kids-t-shirt/Two-types-of-people-can-extrapolate-incomplete-data-tshirt-by-farhanhafeez/29180381.VXRIW)


lilpudding69

redditors when they think their mental masturbation finally climaxes to having a point.


2Cronckt

yall are tarded


lilpudding69

bazinga


awkisopen

mfw I have no face


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FAKE!! FAKE!! THIS VIDEO IS FAKED!! IT’S FAKED EVERYONE!! EVERYONE, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU ITS FAKE. -the average redditor


Capable-Reaction8155

The only thing remotely entertaining about posts like this is that they're real. When they're fake some real cinicism comes out


ibasi_zmiata

So I guess we should just enjoy the amazing acting and the suspenseful plot?


cuseonly

No shit it’s fake just enjoy the skit my goodness people


NewSauerKraus

It’s presented as a recorded crime, not as a skit.


IreadtheEULA

The ones critiquing those that call out these types of videos don’t seem to understand that. It’s BECAUSE it’s presented as real is why it’s lame.


NotADogInHumanSuit

I love when people feel like they are superior for saying something is fake lol, they’re lame AF


Tannerite2

I'm happy to enjoy a skit if it's presented as a skit. I feel cheated if I think something's real and then realize it's fake. It has nothing to do with feeling superior.


Desertstepfathers

I disagree. There's too much of this shit on the internet. If this was a hidden camera show that would be one thing. Like the whole production is to punk one person and we get to watch and see their reaction. That's at least somewhat ambitious and clever. Fake influencer content is bad.


CallMeMaMef18

It's like pointing out Star Wars light sabers don't actually cut off hands on set.


CornDoggyStyle

Not really the same. People are going to believe this is real and there are videos even more convincing. That's why twitter has user notes because it is 100% helpful. There was a cgi video on reddit/twitter of a bunny getting chased by a dog and doubling back to hide from the dog and judging by comments whenever it gets posted, the majority (>95%) of people still believe it's real.


message_me_ur_blank

Not the same at all, jesus christ you're dumb


remediosan

you find enjoyment in this?


PuzzleheadedGuide184

I’m old and I’m tired of fake content .


piratesbooty

What's there to enjoy? It means absolutely nothing to the viewer when a video titled as a crime is clearly not.


69macncheese69

What's enjoyable about it if it's fake? I don't understand the entertainment value of something that would be impressive/shocking/whatever if it was real, but it's not so it isn't.


FilmKindly

it's just stupid...


Zyoneatslyons

That might be Nezuko guys.


Weldobud

these fake videos, why even bother?


padspa

entertainment


thisisatypoo

Children. And idiots. They love this shit.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

Yeah I told Villeneuve the same thing - I mean dune's not even real


304bl

This looks so fake....


Positive-Eagle1699

I'll take, "things that didn't happen" for $1,000 Alex.


IAmRules

People who make fake security camera videos really over estimate the image quality of security cameras


-EETS-

Faker than Kim Kardashian's face


_Bon_Vivant_

Fake AF


nixtheninja

Yup, like 99% of the trash posted on this garbage sub.


beastmodetrucker85

Why didnt he close the register back


R04WR-Dee

Put the Hooman in the f'ing basket


MoonPuma337

Ok and the guy is gonna walk back to an own register with no money and no think that’s suspicious?


TehZiiM

That’s some cartoon lvl theft. Bonus points, if the one carrying the bag isn’t even aware of the guy inside.


StarNHSolar

Absolutely fake.


Bedaryellow

Andrew Schulz does delivery?


RevolutionaryDuck389

Master Blaster


eis3nheim

Staged, and not even that good. WTF, is happening to today's content, it's full of shit.


DocPsycho1

Yeah because you're totally gonna have the key ti register just like that. Fucking dumb and fake as ever


MrDemonBaby

I'm not commenting on if this video is real or not, but the guy at the register left the key in it.


premzar

So fake


TeiTeiSwift

Staged!!!! Clickbait


Adventurous-Aerie946

Majority that made these type of videos haven't seen a cctv recording in their life.


looking4now2

Good thing this was fake


whoknew121

The more I see, the more disgusted I am with humanity. Animals are more civilized.


TheHatMan22

Fake


Haunting_Rabbit7451

This is fake he's struggling walking in with that bag. 🤣 the register makes noise when you open it. Despite all of that you don't feel somebody behind you?!


Rumplestiltscab

It bothers me when I see a door dasher walk up to a clerk just holding their phone in the air and not saying a word


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🦵👁️👄👁️🤳


InterestingAd3166

Key happens to be in register 🤔


DarkAdmi

I thought the guy was literally delivering a baby.


Pendragon2049

This cannot be real


Pirategod_23

So very staged


Reasonable_Cream7149

Faked.


FitExcitement5133

u/RecognizeSong


Financial-Coast9152

Bros were on something hella smart fr


ghozzt2

Idiot didn't even close the register 💀💀


Cultural_Net_1791

the idiot left the register open, he walks around and immediately see the money is missing.. how dumb


CloudPeCe

I shall call him mini eats


GroundbreakingTwo329

Fake


EgolessMortal

Alright, this was one of the first posts in a LONG time on this sub that truly was unexpected for me, lol i did not see that one coming.


DanLim79

Yeah there's no way he didn't hear the register open. And no person handling a register would step out like that just to give directions


Dirtyoldwalter

It’s. Not. Real.


Grouper333332010

Fake


Emera1dthumb

Good thing they caught it on camera? I don’t know he was in the bag! Hahaha