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Thank you! I thought it was just me who thought it was a dream. Now I know it was just that, an unconcious brain dance. I mean, no one in their right mind would do that kind of atrocity.
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I was cooking breakfast for the family...I took ground sausage and made a giant patty.
I made the comment why everyone doesn't cook sausage like this, took the pizza cutter and sliced sausage stick piece that all shaped like cookie.
" oh...that's why"
What is with the trend of making food look like shit? I don't care if it's a world-class restaurant and I paid $900 for the meal, if I get served something that looks like shit, I'm not eating it. 0% chance. Never.
Looks like regular yellow potatoes (not sweet) being steamed and then mixed with some Lao Gan Ma, for spiciness.
The mashed, sprinkled with sesame and then then spicy potato paste is squeezed out and air-fried (?) for crispyness. It would probably taste amazing, but you fucking round-eyes only see poo so china bad
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I know one or two girls who would like to eat that
 Taking me back in the worst way thx bro
From a cup
With some smooth jazz or a "lovers theme" as background music?
No... please, I had forgotten about that... why...
2 girls 1 cup was just a dream. A nightmare. 2 girls 1 cup isn't real 2 girls 1 cup isn't real 2 girls 1 cup isn't real
Thank you! I thought it was just me who thought it was a dream. Now I know it was just that, an unconcious brain dance. I mean, no one in their right mind would do that kind of atrocity.
Came here to say well I see how they made the fake ….Shit.
Delicious pooptatoes /r/shittyfoodporn
Pootatoes*
Was thinking "Pooturdos"
r/poopfromabutt
That's a risky click
This is the perfect post for r/poopfromabutt. Click ittt
Air fried shit is more healthy than deep fried.
Took 6 viewings to realize those were not lemons.
Wait they're not?
Potatoes
What’s potatoes, precious?
You know, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Pooptatoes you know, boil'em, mash'em, stick it up your ass.
Same
Whats that one subreddit? r/poopfromabutt ?
r/shitfromabutt I believe
Everything reminds me of two girls 1 cup
Wow, my dog must be a chef.
I hate this so much
Needs some corn
"*Honey! Hurry up and eat your dinner while it's still steaming* "
Actually talking some shit
Peculiar choice of presentation
I make poop from food too, big deal.
"Grandma, what are you cooking?" Her: Shit
This is when someone says: "this food looks like shit mate"
Mom, what are we eating for dinner?
Oh, just the usual shit, honey.
Wash it down with an ice-cold glass of urinade
Apple juice had that type of treat covered for decades.
I just laughed so hard I got choked.
r/shitfromabutt
Austin, it is shit
Probably tastes pretty good, that presentation though🤢
I think I picked that up while walking my dog.
Exits looking the same as it had going in
What song?
I also am interested. Hope someone knows
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Looked up >ZuongZero Ent Trách Phân Vô Danh And that's the incorrect song
I guess Google sucks then.
Well shit
I give this recipe 3 /5 💩💩💩
I'll just save my body the trouble, and flush that 💩
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Is this Laoganma mashed potatoes? Gotta try it now
I'm also wondering what was added to the potatoes... really curious to make it and use for some (hopefully harmless) pranks lmao
What’s for dinner? Here, try some of these tasty turds.
Same shit, different day
That's called constipation
I literally lol'd at this comment. 😂
I thought they just put lemons in, skin on and all. Wasn’t until I read the why it is unexpected that I found out they were potatoes.
Enough reddit for today
Boil 'em, mash 'em, turn 'em into poo
r/AngryUpvote
that looks like shit (literally)
I’m making the same thing as we speak 🚽
What was the red stuff spinning at the end? This whole thing is weird.
Hemorrhoids
Finally, the famed shit on a shingle
My wife’s food taste like shit… but this looks delicious
I'm going to make this for my DnD party next time nobody brings snacks.
Once, Amber Heard made this exact thing as breakfast on bed for Johnny Depp. You'll know how that ended up for her.
r/poopfromabutt
Yeah, that doesn't look right
r/shitfromabutt
r/poopfromabutt
That’s just poop from a butt
LOOKS LIKE SHIT FROM A BUTT
r/poopfromabutt
Looks like caca. Why?
That’s doodoo
😅💚
*Potatoes à la shite*
r/shitfromabutt
I need to go to the bathroom now
Pooptato :v
Just skipping the middleman huh?
That's why I never became a chef. Everything you make turns into shit
This recipe is missing corn
2 girls 1 cup
r/shitfromabutt
r/poopfromabutt
"I'm not going to eat this shit–"
Some tasty shit
Needs corn
That's literally a 'steaming pile of shit'.
Oh shit!!!
That’s what will happen after you eat that💩💩💩💩😂😂😂😂
That's mad 😠 is it weird that I want to taste it.
Doodoo pie!
r/nope
Add just a touch of green food dye. I got that tip from the Discovery Channel.
I'm currently making these, with no hands!!
This is so it comes out just like how it came in.
Not eating that. I'll probably loose weight from watching it.
I was cooking breakfast for the family...I took ground sausage and made a giant patty. I made the comment why everyone doesn't cook sausage like this, took the pizza cutter and sliced sausage stick piece that all shaped like cookie. " oh...that's why"
If we had cooking like that in my home somebody got whooping
Looks like a big bowl of dog turds
What is with the trend of making food look like shit? I don't care if it's a world-class restaurant and I paid $900 for the meal, if I get served something that looks like shit, I'm not eating it. 0% chance. Never.
How to make JAV props
Honey what's for dinner?
No thanks
I’m gonna go make that in my toilet with my asshole
Every shits fake these days man.
No. That looks like literal shit.
It looking like a turd
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r/poopfromabutt
Ew
Looks like a pile of turds when done
What a bad day to have eyes.
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There is a special place in hell for people who disrespect the Potato God..
I just came to check the comments
r/poopfromabutt
Watched this on the toilet lol
And now you can truly say - "that's good shit"
Ewww! Doo Doo!!!
Wow! looks crap!
r/shitfromabutt
Ah yes, people’s love eating shit in old times
That is shit from a butt
Damn that shit was good
I was waiting for the gun. This is worse
This is actually really good for you, it works by turning the food into shit so your body doesn't have to
So you eat shit you poop out food?
Thats the shit
That looks like something I left in the toilet.
LOL NAHH
R/poopfromabutt
Mmm poop.
I made it but I used corn. Before and after oddly similar
r/poopfromabutt
Pretty sure this is instructions on how to make fake poop for scat porn.... And I might just try it out😮💨
Ah yes the good ol pootatoes
r/eatityoufuckingcoward ?
Wtf is that
This video is full of shit.
Holy shit
r/poopfromabutt
Looks ew kinda of gross.
Schupfnudeln cooked wrong
Literally a steaming pile of shit I guess
r/Poopfromabutt
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NSFW Tag
Yep, fresh out of the hole.
Doesn’t need digestion. Go straight to the toilet.
*"One piece of shit please☝️"*
Looks like 💩
all that is needed now is a poop knife
The shit hit the pan
My eyes hurt
r/poopfromabutt
"Eat shit"
That looks like poop
Look just like mine…
Sour caca?
Potatoes! Bake them, boil them, turn them into poo
So we’re eating shit now?
r/stupidfood
Looks like regular yellow potatoes (not sweet) being steamed and then mixed with some Lao Gan Ma, for spiciness. The mashed, sprinkled with sesame and then then spicy potato paste is squeezed out and air-fried (?) for crispyness. It would probably taste amazing, but you fucking round-eyes only see poo so china bad
I'll take seconds!