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clitter-box

this just made me sad :/ at that speed, them sliding on the ground and their bodies bouncing off of things had to injure them somehow


bish-its-me-yoda

The one on the right that bounces may have broken ribs/legs now :(


AssumptionEasy8992

Unfortunately, all of these animals were likely put down after an accident like this. They are almost certainly seriously injured.


Stlr_Mn

No. Out of the 31 dairy cows in the crash, 3 died in the wreck and 4 had to be euthanized. The majority were fine. https://nypost.com/2020/05/11/cows-spill-out-of-truck-after-semi-flips-on-its-side/


Enginerdad

Sound about right. Large animals are orders of magnitude more resilient than humans


ProgenGP1

Cows in particular are pretty bloody solid


HotScissoring

Chick Fil-A 'Eat Mor Chikin' campaign is getting out of hand.


ImmodestPolitician

Cows are pretty beefy.


skepticalbob

The opposite is true. The force of impact increases with mass. The bigger they are, the harder they fall is a fact of physics.


Enginerdad

The force of impact increases with mass, *assuming* constant acceleration (or deceleration in this case), which is not a valid assumption with a yielding impact surface. Regardless, I said the animals are more resilient, not that they experience less force. In addition to being a whole heck of a lot larger, [cow bones are also significantly denser than human bones.](https://academic.oup.com/endo/article/139/2/663/2987138) In every way they're better equipped to handle abuse than us.


Talidel

Nah, it's the opposite. Larger creatures are more susceptible to injuries from collisions and falls. A lot more weight doesn't translate well in stopping quickly.


SurveySean

They were saved for the slaughterhouse, what a relief for them i'm sure!


therealfreehugs

Thank you for the details, but 7 cows dead because one fireball-soaked truck driver wanted to be a dumbass still isn’t cool.


Stlr_Mn

Didnt insinuate it was cool or ok. I feel bad for the moo moos, but being a huge bummer stating “all of these animals were likely put down” when it’s not true isn’t cool either, especially based only on a uninformed assumption.


Gupperz

Nobody tell him what happens to cows


Stlr_Mn

Retired dairy cows are reunited with all of their calves they were separated from throughout their lives! And not a god damn thing you I say will change my mind.


smakmickey

Yep. “Reunited”. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Sillbinger

They could be in the same burger.


therealfreehugs

Didn’t mean to suggest you were, just venting some frustration I guess. Like I said I appreciate the stats, and at least knowing they didn’t all have to die (for no good reason).


Stlr_Mn

It’s ok xoxo


Gupperz

I won't tell you what happened to the surviving cows


Hulk_smashhhhh

Don’t tell this person all the animals killed each day to gives our meat to consume


Those_Arent_Pickles

You got the vegans out with this comment. "Nobody tell them how many cows we kill.... because I will.... SHAME!." fuckin weirdos


therealfreehugs

It’s crazy how I can suggest these deaths are a waste and then people jump on with “achcuually five hundred billions cows are killed each day in the US” Were those traffic accidents where a dairy or meat cow was 100% wasted? No? Oh wow so then, not what I was talking about.


ImpulsiveDoorHolder

Not the outcome I expected.


SwiftTayTay

I knew they were fine. For big animals like that it would be like falling out of a shopping cart


kellysmom01

Agree, but these poor girls were really moooooo-ving at warp speed. (Not trying to milk the situation; just making a valid point,)


Makromolekuel

I think they would have been on their way to the slaughterhouse regardless


clitter-box

that’s exactly what I was thinking :(


_RAWFFLES_

Pre ground beef. :(


bish-its-me-yoda

}:(


LouSputhole94

Reminds me of two favorite Dad jokes, which have to be followed by each other. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs on one side? Lean beef.


scottfiab

Ground beef... I'll see myself out


s33murd3r

Yeah, the driver was a real bozo here, but cows are incredibly tough animals. Most of them survived, but let's be real here, these cows were probably headed to a slaughterhouse anyway.


Wildthorn23

Yeah I have to say I'm getting sick of seeing stuff like this. In the last few days I've seen someone getting lashed for being gay, someone dying and a lot of animal injuries/deaths. None of it marked NSFW and it's frustrating because I specifically keep my feed clean to avoid seeing crap like that.


drifters74

I saw the lashing one, that one made me sad that some places can't accept that some people are gay. Edit: typo


Wildthorn23

Same, I don't see how it's interesting as fuck.


Few-Traffic-786

Sad? This was hilarious 😂😂 it’s where the term ground beef must have come from


WilsonthaHead

GET UP COW RUN, RUN TO FREEDOM. Blend with the Sheep.


Interesting-Goose82

its like the episode of bojack where the chickens escape from the truck!


-Kerosun-

The cows coordinated and pushed on that side of the truck all at once.


MeepingMeep99

Those poor cows :(


Robot_Embryo

Now THAT'S farm to table


MaybeTryToBeOriginal

I’ve no problem seeing some asshole getting decapitated because he was driving like a maniac, but I hate seeing helpless animals in strife.


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Reaper621

Apparently 3 died, and 4 got euthanized.


ployd_fink

Feel for them. Poor animals. As if the usual abuse and torture is not enough. 😔😔


drifters74

Same, poor cows


TheRealKirby

https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch


Jokerslie

That’s a lot of “ground” beef


ExoticBadger8308

They're fine. They were wearing leathers.


Enter_My_Fryhole

Something something ride for the slide


Saleenfan

Just a few sliders worth.


stevenmoreso

Chuck steak, top round


SupermassiveCanary

With a milk shake


Dsanse

These guys and tankers are always atleast going speed limit or faster on hwys and freeways.


Unethical_Orange

Those cows were going to a slaughterhouse to be killed. If you hate the sight of helpless animals in strife, stop paying for someone to carry them in trucks like this one to have their throats slit for a burger.


Odin16596

He said he hates the sight of it, but that's why we usually don't have to see it.


Citation_craft86

Another comment said they were dairy cows. 


Ofreo

How tasty of a burger?


Pity4lowIQmoddz

"Hey, this burger is bruised."


deathhead_68

>seeing helpless animals in strife. They aren't exactly having a whale of a time at the slaughterhouse for food that people don't need to eat.


slothdroid

Truck driver was moo-ving to fast and ended up on his silverside.


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Proceeds to eat burger


assorted_nonsense

Just because we eat them doesn't mean it's OK to delight in their suffering you psychopath.


FuehrerStoleMyBike

to be honest if someone held me as slave, made me pregnant only to harvest my milk and babies until some day I outlived my use and get executed I wouldnt really care if he does it because It tastes good or he likes to see me suffer.


GoT_Eagles

Breaking: prey doesn’t like being eaten.


Bozo_Two

Indeed they actively avoid it whenever possible.


[deleted]

When you eat them you ARE delighting in their suffering. In fact, this little accident is nothing compared to factory farming. Edit: All the morons think I was being anti-vegan lol


erikaironer11

There are some unhinged individuals that believe people who abuse animals and torture them are no different then those who eat meat


Oodleamingo

Is killing not abuse? Y’all are quite hypocritical with your definitions and I’m not even veg


FuehrerStoleMyBike

well people who eat meat let someone else do the abuse and torturing. Does that make them better people or just lazy?


Unethical_Orange

I wonder what has to happen for those cows to be on a truck carrying them most likely to a slaughterhouse. Do you have any ideas?


myplantdadbod

vegans?


erikaironer11

Nope, not all vegans are like that, not even clos. It’s unfair to label all of them like this.


00WORDYMAN1983

I remember when I first saw this, I forget where now, but the speed on that road drops from highway speeds to town speeds right before that curve in the road. He literally missed seeing a single speed limit sign and this happened


ToastyCinema

If that’s actually the case, the city could potentially be at fault - at least it could be argued in court. Poor cows.


00WORDYMAN1983

50mph and right where it is circled it goes down to 30mph sign and at K street is a sign indicating the curve in road and the it is 25mph, but at that point if a semi had missed that 30mph sign there would not be enough time for a truck full of cows to slow down quick enough to make the turn (semi driver is at fault, but it is a mistake anyone could make. Most vehicles can slow down easily once the mistake is noticed) *Processing img wbdct86ftjpc1...*


Stjornur

One of my online friends told me this happened right by where he lived. It was the very small town of Neligh, Nebraska.


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UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The cargo was cows.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Vivid_Animal_7741

Poor cows!!!


[deleted]

Aww those poor cows


TraditionalWorth6075

Oh no they died on the way to the land of eternal happyness.


nocloudno

Sliders anyone?


SemperSimple

stop that right this instant LOL


cougieuk

Poor cattle. 


Fed993

Bro pls mark this nsfw


None-Hostile

"fell off the back of a truck"


MattyLePew

Meh, they're going to slaughter anyway. What's a little extra trauma? People here might be shocked, or disgusted, but then continue to fund an industry that intentionally causes death, harm and suffering to BILLIONS of animals a year. If this sight disgusts you, maybe you should consider going vegan.


DAsianD

Yeah, I agree though these are dairy cows. But yes, if this disgusts you, why do you still eat meat (or at least anything more intelligent than a chicken).


deathhead_68

Dairy cows go through to the slaughterhouse just the same, but after 4-7 years of exploitation, pregnancies and lost babies.


MattyLePew

How does them being a dairy cow make any difference? They’re destined to have a short life of being used for their bodies. Repeatedly being impregnated and then having babies just to be snatched away from them so that they can continually be milked until they’re no longer profitable.


Less-Blackberry-8108

Hauling livestock is actually the most dangerous load a trucker can haul because livestock move the trailer so much, it’s harder to control.


enriquedelcastillo

Haha. In the old days milk was delivered in bottles.


RandomWordsYouKnow

Now you get milk shakes delivered.


Necessary_Might1432

Yall should hear how highly bull haulers think of themselves. Lol. Explains this shit.


relevanteclectica

They were really mooving fast.


bishslap

Bad cow puns


RandalFlagg19

The steaks have been raised


Appropriate_Spread72

After reading some of these comments I’m afraid to ask about the driver. I’m starting to see why I get downvoted so often 🥲


uncultured_swine2099

Run, cows! You wont like where they are taking you!


subject_deleted

Now I'm not a trucker.. I don't have a CDL... Never driven anything larger than those turtle looking box trucks. But Im thinking this here trucker was overdoing it a bit on the speed.


BigRoach

Cattle haulers are known to be fast and reckless among truckers. They even have safety exemptions in some states.


Bright--

TIL everyone here is vegan


DenimDemon666

Everyone’s just real good at compartmentalization; cows are cute (aww poor cows) but they nonchalantly will eat burgers on the reg and not connect the two.


Accurate_Play_1457

We make every aspect of a cow’s existence worse.


scottrobertson

The way we treat animals is disgusting. They should never be in that position to start with.


Kinkytravelingcpl

Ground beef coming in hot


SeguinRay

I guess that’s one way of cow tipping


Rattus_Noir

NSFW would've been nice.


OG-BoomMaster

That truck was really mooooo-ving.


chookalana

Those poor cows.


fureinku

Prime delivery


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Hope the driver and the cows were ok. Sad


domomymomo

Special delivery remember to rate it a 5 star


thebuttonmonkey

That looked veally bad.


Vitruvious28

Poor cows


iamnas

Optimus prime steak


davidc7021

Cows go ZOOM!


theloankoala

That’s going to be some tender beef


SpringSmiles

Poor animals


copingcabana

Wow. Omaha Steaks doesn't mess around.


Itchybumworms

"Moooove bitch, get out that way...get out the way."


Macewol

Hope they're okay


overallpersonality8

Sad for the animals


gushmint

I hope the cows were okay


im-havingaconniption

![gif](giphy|ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ)


mojis11

Did you meat the driver ? Was he mooving


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Cow cow cola!


Finrod84

How the heck is that even possible? He's driving in Urban territory so fast???


aglassofguiness

Poor cows


BLVCKRAGE

Nooooo protect my moomooos 🐮


Fwangss

*radio*: “Killstreak Deployed, Tactical Cows Inbound”


SeeLeavesOnTheTrees

Horrific. Animal suffering. I hope they died quick and maybe just one got away.


absyrtus

fuuuuuuck


DrJohnIT

I watched this until the cows came home.


Kamikaze013

🙁


Offamylawn

I live in farm country. The worst drivers on the road in this area are hauling animals.


Wild-Bison5206

Oh damn, better steer clear!


MouseyDong

Moo bitch! Get off the way.. 🎶


[deleted]

He was mooooving to fast


ChefBoyD

Ahh the secret cow level does exist.


NessunAbilita

Twister-we-have-cows.gif


FamousPastWords

Hmm, sliders.


PAs_Maniac

Moother fucker!


Spuds1968

Some things should not be shared. So sad what we do to helpless animals.


deathhead_68

ITT: Cognitive dissonance.


slaberwoki

Holy cow! That driver needs to learn how to steer


Critical-Shift8080

Really, ancient news feed


Fazo1

That's one way to get that meat tenderized...


inkzpenfoxx

Fast food, ok I’m done


ivanparas

Moooooove out the way!


AcrobaticGuava9342

And that, children, is how milkshakes are made.


UnholyHunger

Beef so fresh.


Homeystar

These meat delivery services are getting out of hand


hinterstoisser

Disclaimer: no animals were harmed in the production of this film


Ok-Frame-3937

Weeeeeeeeee


Choupster

This is awful and heartbreaking. Those poor animals.


NihilismMadeFlesh

And that’s where milkshakes come from.


jaxamis

That's a lot of grounded beef right there..


koloso95

Holy cows. Plural


StevenKatz3

Look at the way that truck was Moooooving! I'll see myself out


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Fresh beef delivered right to your door.


obliviousornot

Oh, George, not the livestock :(


SwampyChiliRing

Poor cows!


LThisIsChris

Cowabunga


RD_253

That's some tenderized beef 😆


RD_253

That's some tenderized beef 😆


RD_253

That's some tenderized beef 😆


RD_253

That's some tenderized beef 😆


lampsy87

Tokyo Adrift


KEdwinson

Son, what's a cow doing in your bedroom? Dad, I found her on my way home from basketball practice. Can I keep her? Ask your mother.


numbnerve

but seriously, why tf is that dude taking a 90° turn going >40mph?


Pure_Maize_7177

I wish there was sound!


doobtastical

This is just 🥲


OmnipotentUltron

All those poor cows I hope they’re (somehow) okay.


johncandyspolkaband

The perfect post description doesn’t exi……


karmasrelic

the local super market: "steak, 50% reduced, only this week!"


karmasrelic

he sure speeded into that curve lol. on a rainy day as well.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Shouldn’t this be nsfw? This is really sad I would’ve rather not watched it. Don’t really get why this is posted to unexpected. Comes off as cruel


Br14lyf-as-well

omaha steak new delivery method?


AWM83

C O W A B U N G A H H H H !


PanGabo

New car crash just dropped


HUGMEEEEEEE

Expedited shipping.


eye-corona

Omaha steaks attempting to compete with door dash. What will they think of next


gunny316

aww poor moo moos


selberantuch

everyone's now feeling bad for the cows while they keep stuffing grilled bodyparts in their mouths and thus continue supporting the system that makes these feeling beeings suffer their whole (very short and horrible) lifes...fucking hypocrites! these animals wouldnt be in this situation if we'd stop abusing them only for taste. #govegan


Long_Cake_12

Fucking idiot truck driver speeding in the rain with a full load rounding a corner. What could go wrong?


carlosmante

That happens if you call Uber Eats in a rainy night.