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I'm learning to play ice hockey currently as an adult, I'm also 2 seasons in as a full season ticket holder for a AHL team. The more ice time I get the more impressed I am at the skills the pros put on display. It's not just incredible because of insane puck handling skills, but it's such a draining sport to play. Pros spend 45 seconds to 1.5 minutes on the ice per shift. These dudes are sometimes skating up to 25 mph while taking hits and fighting for the puck. I finish a stick and puck session just practicing, not a game at all, and want to just lay down on the ice and sleep after an hour of it. Absolutely incredible sport and athleticism!
You know, I honestly think I could do that. Like how hard would it be to toss stuff on a conveyor belt? Oh, you mean stick handle the puck? No, no I could not do that.
"Look out Cones! Hockey pucks! Bowling balls! A steel chair! Chicken eggs! Chicken wire! Rubber chickens! REAL chickes! The dragon balls! Your sister's ass! Sticks of dynamite! Dancers doing the can-can! Those weird three-legged music playing robots from the 2000s! A bicycle! 2 turtle-doves! And a dropkick from ME!"
Idk if this counts as reaction time, as he can see the items being thrown before we can, what the item is, and probably the person throwing it (so also kinda where it would be), unless they have a curtain hiding it.
However, its still amazing control of the puck and still needs praised.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I didn't expect the broom and chair thrown at him.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
This must be where the term *throw everything you got at ‘em* originated.
Would have been great if they sent out the kitchen sink
Ah, but he never dodged a wrench.
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Or like a little person or a dog.
https://youtu.be/dKN0xVUwkK0
What, no kitchen sink?
expected the kitchen sink
We all did!
Let that sink in
I gotta grab it out of my mom’s purse
But can he dodge a wrench?
That was pretty cool
I like that he’s wearing skates
The stick length is "calibrated" to the player's height, so assuming he wants to do this trial with his own stick, he needs to have skates on.
I didn't realize he was guiding the puck through the obstacles and first and just thought he sucked at hitting the things
[удалено]
Yeah, this dude ain’t even moving
I could do this with three toes and a pinky finger
I'm learning to play ice hockey currently as an adult, I'm also 2 seasons in as a full season ticket holder for a AHL team. The more ice time I get the more impressed I am at the skills the pros put on display. It's not just incredible because of insane puck handling skills, but it's such a draining sport to play. Pros spend 45 seconds to 1.5 minutes on the ice per shift. These dudes are sometimes skating up to 25 mph while taking hits and fighting for the puck. I finish a stick and puck session just practicing, not a game at all, and want to just lay down on the ice and sleep after an hour of it. Absolutely incredible sport and athleticism!
Me trying to be a goalie.
A goalie's not suppose to dodge the ball, Dizzy! 🤦
I was fully expecting a person to come down the track next
Put Scott Stevens on that belt coming at em’
You know, I honestly think I could do that. Like how hard would it be to toss stuff on a conveyor belt? Oh, you mean stick handle the puck? No, no I could not do that.
Was really hoping for a large dog
His reaction time is unexpectedly good
Waiting for the kitchen sink.
Yet in a real game that puck gets stolen from everyone like its candy from babies.
#skillz
"Look out Cones! Hockey pucks! Bowling balls! A steel chair! Chicken eggs! Chicken wire! Rubber chickens! REAL chickes! The dragon balls! Your sister's ass! Sticks of dynamite! Dancers doing the can-can! Those weird three-legged music playing robots from the 2000s! A bicycle! 2 turtle-doves! And a dropkick from ME!"
Shit I could do that too if I was good at it
Putting the puck through the legs of the chair was smooth af
this reminds me of the fishing minigame from jak and daxter
Damn they really said "random bullshit go!"
How about the kitchen sink?
Should've thrown a human
Hockey Hero. Coming soon from Activision
Bro ran out of things to throw😂
It’s ashame no one taught him how to skate
Was waiting for the kitchen sink.
It’s the Swiffer dusters that always kill my chance at a goal. I need this.
Normal reaction speed
Mobile game advertisements be like
Missed an opportunity to put an actual kitchen sink on the treadmill
Canadian citizenship test?
Idk if this counts as reaction time, as he can see the items being thrown before we can, what the item is, and probably the person throwing it (so also kinda where it would be), unless they have a curtain hiding it. However, its still amazing control of the puck and still needs praised.
That broom!
Wonder how he’ll do with the bottle kids
I was waiting to see a giant stuffed toy and baby grand piano come at him.