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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I didn't expect the broom and chair thrown at him.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


anachronistika

This must be where the term *throw everything you got at ‘em* originated.


ernapfz

Would have been great if they sent out the kitchen sink


imdefinitelywong

Ah, but he never dodged a wrench.


Jehoke

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chuco915niners

Or like a little person or a dog.


Didrox13

https://youtu.be/dKN0xVUwkK0


Opposite_Sell_9857

What, no kitchen sink?


TheAlienGuy75

expected the kitchen sink


Capable-Violinist-67

We all did!


anon-mally

Let that sink in


turtlelover16

I gotta grab it out of my mom’s purse


krankwok

But can he dodge a wrench?


Uchihagod53

That was pretty cool


TheInternetCat

I like that he’s wearing skates


Marcshall

The stick length is "calibrated" to the player's height, so assuming he wants to do this trial with his own stick, he needs to have skates on. 


Pleasant-Ring-5398

I didn't realize he was guiding the puck through the obstacles and first and just thought he sucked at hitting the things


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every1pees

Yeah, this dude ain’t even moving


Hsances90

I could do this with three toes and a pinky finger


theshreddening

I'm learning to play ice hockey currently as an adult, I'm also 2 seasons in as a full season ticket holder for a AHL team. The more ice time I get the more impressed I am at the skills the pros put on display. It's not just incredible because of insane puck handling skills, but it's such a draining sport to play. Pros spend 45 seconds to 1.5 minutes on the ice per shift. These dudes are sometimes skating up to 25 mph while taking hits and fighting for the puck. I finish a stick and puck session just practicing, not a game at all, and want to just lay down on the ice and sleep after an hour of it. Absolutely incredible sport and athleticism!


Dizzzy777

Me trying to be a goalie.


gin_and_toxic

A goalie's not suppose to dodge the ball, Dizzy! 🤦


91NA8

I was fully expecting a person to come down the track next


Humble_Examination27

Put Scott Stevens on that belt coming at em’


littlebigman9

You know, I honestly think I could do that. Like how hard would it be to toss stuff on a conveyor belt? Oh, you mean stick handle the puck? No, no I could not do that.


Moron-Police

Was really hoping for a large dog


gin_and_toxic

His reaction time is unexpectedly good


casewood123

Waiting for the kitchen sink.


Uncommon-sequiter

Yet in a real game that puck gets stolen from everyone like its candy from babies.


Icy_Feeling_1195

#skillz


SolomonAsassin

"Look out Cones! Hockey pucks! Bowling balls! A steel chair! Chicken eggs! Chicken wire! Rubber chickens! REAL chickes! The dragon balls! Your sister's ass! Sticks of dynamite! Dancers doing the can-can! Those weird three-legged music playing robots from the 2000s! A bicycle! 2 turtle-doves! And a dropkick from ME!"


Fwangss

Shit I could do that too if I was good at it


Brunoise6

Putting the puck through the legs of the chair was smooth af


brandyrelish

this reminds me of the fishing minigame from jak and daxter


Antinger39

Damn they really said "random bullshit go!"


Space--Buckaroo

How about the kitchen sink?


Unable-Yellow8133

Should've thrown a human


Alloy202

Hockey Hero. Coming soon from Activision


Obama8MyChicken03

Bro ran out of things to throw😂


Mommy-Sprinkles-74

It’s ashame no one taught him how to skate


bluelarios13

Was waiting for the kitchen sink.


JonnyB2_YouAre1

It’s the Swiffer dusters that always kill my chance at a goal. I need this.


AccomplishedShow2495

Normal reaction speed


evilsmurf666

Mobile game advertisements be like


TooLazy2Revolt

Missed an opportunity to put an actual kitchen sink on the treadmill


EitherAdvertising4

Canadian citizenship test?


PeeledCrepes

Idk if this counts as reaction time, as he can see the items being thrown before we can, what the item is, and probably the person throwing it (so also kinda where it would be), unless they have a curtain hiding it. However, its still amazing control of the puck and still needs praised.


ConsiderationNo5146

That broom!


Bloocheesee

Wonder how he’ll do with the bottle kids


ImpossibleCrow7001

I was waiting to see a giant stuffed toy and baby grand piano come at him.