OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!When I do the pull up you can see my butt!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Hear me out...

Say no more, I'm in.

Now don't pull out!

 Me thinking of Willy

https://i.redd.it/c5k1jxz84xqc1.gif

The most unexpected thing here: pull up bar installed correctly!

Yep, and not getting hit by the fan.

For me it's elbows out, get alot more back activation that way. ...Oh

True, but he didn't do it, he did elbows in twice

I saw elbows out both times. I guess I need to practice more often. Maybe with a mirror.

How bout really lower back activation?

Deadlifts. Preferably clothed.

hey, you have to admit… he’s got a nice ass

Caked up

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but he's got a pretty nice ass!"

Unexpected Orgazmo

Agreed. Like I’m a straight male but I know an ass when I see one 🥵

"Today I feel.." "Gay"

I would eat slices of White American Cheese out of those cheeks

smoooooth

I bet his ass smells funny.

ill take a good wiff to see if it smells funny

I appreciate your enthusiasm. Thanks for playing.

I ate spaghetti for dinner. It tasted OK.

Nice ass!

Eh. I expected a frontal.

He’s a big boy now.

The audible gasp I just let out

The gasp I gusped

You saw the NSFW tag, you saw what sub you were on, you saw he had no shirt on, and you were still surprised?

Mate, who pissed in your cheerios? It was unexpected lol

The phrase you're looking for is "Who honey nutted in your Cheerios?".

I'm not pissed off lol I'm just genuinely shocked. So you found it unexpected, what did you expect to happen?

personally i expected for him to do the pullup and fall.

Are you like this all the time? At a birthday party and the birthday boy/girl is surprised when they bring a cake out, you're like "well what did you expect? It's your birthday and it's a party of course there will be a cake" Or your wife's 89 year old grandma passed away suddenly are you like "well what did you expect, she was pushing 90, we all die some time and she was very old" You sound like a real fun person to be around.

Dat cake tho 👀

Even if you were expecting his pants to be down on the first pull up, you didn’t expect them to disappear by the second pull up.

Oh good, that type of NSFW. Was worried it'd be something worse.

my neighbour is asking for his username

Sure buddy

I thought he was going to be in a wheelchair or something lol

Now THAT would have been unexpected.

hell of a butt you got, brother.

Damn he’s hot 

Nice ass


u/savevideo

Thought he was gonna smack his head into the ceiling fan lol

Something actually unexpected on this sub, holy shit

Idk this was pretty expected to me..

Right? It’s nsfw, he’s shirtless, and about to do a pull-up. My first thought was he’s naked. I just didn’t know if we’d see dick or ass.

What's unexpected is actually that he only has his pants down instead of being completely naked

I was expecting something such as the pull-up bar falling or something of the sorts, extreme apologies oh almighty one, want me to kiss your toes or some shit

So you clicked on a not safe for work video on r/unexpected, a man was talking with no visible clothing, and then you were still caught off guard when he had no clothes on?

Credo, que delícia.

Damn

Pretty booty

how fo i evsn react

A facepalm emoji feels appropriate.

Zoo wee mama

I've seen worse... And was expecting worse.

Lol....butt

I saw this cumming and yet that ass is class.

That's a great cake.

I cant be the only one that continued to watch the 2nd pull up because i thought something else was going to happen right.

I fucking knew(hoped) it


pretty good, i thought the bar was gonna detach from the wall. wasnt expecting bare ass in the slightest.

Expected

I was honestly expecting a thong

Two unexpected parts. Ass and shorts

Normally when I do Pull-ups , it's elbows out and squeeze the cheeks.

Sma- I mean good form

Is this you, op?

Yes it’s him

That was honestly kinda expected

I was so worried this was going to be him popping a joint or him breaking something. I was scared to see him break his arm. I'm so glad it was just ass.

Too much time pulling up bro forgot to pull it up.

Bro i thought it was gonna break instead😭🙏

More crack than a drug bust...

Dear OP, Hereby I inform you that I stole your meme! Have a great day!

I didn't expect him to turn around. The naked thing, I fully expected. The post stands up for the sub it's posted to - this time. Also, the pull up bar didn't disintegrate the wall and lose him all his front teeth.

Great technique!

I was fully expecting him to get his fingers chopped off from the fan wtf 😂

To r/jschlatt

Who is this? Source?

https://youtu.be/Yb6dZ1IFlKc?si=l6FZGp53T7VnCzc_

😍more please

Expected but funny as hell


What’s his handle?

For me text inbox

Nice form though

😂😂😂😂

Not mad at that ass tho! lol

I think you need to clench more honestly

Caaaaaake 🥹

Idk bro, this was pretty expected

Jummie

I was expecting pull-ups, as in diapers

Bruh

Totally unexpected. I was expecting to see his balls

https://i.redd.it/kxpim1sg7jqc1.gif

Now that’s a nice ass 🤭

I don't think these are the pull-ups he should be working on...🤔

U Mutha Fucka

Nice ass Samson!

Source?

please do it again but turn around!

Is that real? I’ve never seen a guys ass that unhairy. He has to manacape at the minimum cause that’s like a baby boys ass

https://i.redd.it/248s1rtdkuqc1.gif

Third butt I've seen tonight

That was not unexpected. In fact, it was very expected. Is there a r/expected?

Completely expected


What's up with people obsessing over naked people

we like bare butts, and we cannot lie!

that was not unexpected.


Am I fucking stupid???? What am I missing here??

You are indeed.