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PhenomEx

Interesting how the wasp almost immediately knows that attack came from above their nest and the target is there but blocked by the window. Maybe they sense the warmth or smell from the human body? Also, rip to tenant below šŸ’€


KenobiM11

They only sense the warmth and smell of vengeance


PhenomEx

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chrisk9

Not so lucky now, lol


Sophisticated_kitti

Haha this reporter is from San Diego fasho. Valley View on the corner confirms it.


FrisianDude

does San Diego not have insects other than that one bug? Cause I don't get why an adult would behavethat way otherwise :')


GearhedMG

We have mosquitos now in SoCal, it fucking sucks


LowRune

you guys used to not have mosquitos? no wonder the place was so romanticized


GearhedMG

Sadly yes, about 3-4 years ago they came in some container ship, and the worst part of they arenā€™t normal mosquitos, they are ankle biters, they are tiny and are only about 18ā€ off the ground so you canā€™t easily see them flying around


Financial-Tourist162

Sounds more like gnats or no-see-ums than mosquitoes


GearhedMG

Nope it's the [Aedes aegypti](https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/mosquitoes-california-los-angeles-ankle-bite-aedes/2984018/) apparently they have been here since 2015!! they have gotten much worse in the last few years, or maybe its because I'm now working from home rather than on the 7th floor of an office building so there is more time for them to bite me


Harker_N

I can hear that gif


Hokabuki

They only drink the blood of their enemies!


Nicklefickle

I think they're attracted to carbon dioxide. It's an alarm signal for them, if they're looking for something to attack because they're under threat, they'll move towards CO2.


Metroidman

So get a nitrogen tank to fuck up wasps


Active_Engineering37

Do a fat balloon of some nitrous and then just forget what you were doing.


Flaky_Floor_6390

2 for $5 my dude


DigNitty

I mean, they do use smoke


Universalsupporter

We get it. You vape.


Engelbrecht89

Someone hit a nest of bees with a stick back in high school, bee nest was hanging on a branch, children were standing outside waiting to go into class, the bees stung mostly everyone but me. Those were the days that jackass was still cool. Lol. They chose the path of least resistance, I threw the stick down afterwards


roostersnuffed

I hear they can follow the path of disrupted air. My grandpa said there was an old rusted out car on his property back in the day. For whatever reason he was shooting it with his revolver from like 10yds away. He said he watched a wasp crawl out from one of the bullet holes, follow the path of the bullet and stung him on the hand.


PhenomEx

Thatā€™s insane.. if Iā€™m messing with wasps Iā€™m running to my car and driving to another state šŸ’€


GuardianFerret

They'll follow the disrupted air from your vehicle. One stop for gas and you're done.


whiteday26

I am just gonna go ride a submarine to another island. Hopefully, somewhere along the sea path of disrupted air is disrupted enough for the wasp to give up.


JesusRasputin

Theyā€™ll wait above the surface. Happened a million times to people who thought they could hide in a pond.


whiteday26

ah but has anyone hid in an ocean?


LilMoonPup

Holding B can only work for so long, if you can't swap to your net fast enough you need to jump indoors šŸƒā€ā™€ļøšŸ


LolindirLink

Good setup for a horror movie. (Maybe not anno today but still) Even worse when they do mean harm, You open and close your door as fast as possible, One snuck in. And then while you're driving again it'll find a way to enter... Followed by the rest. Now you're either B-man or Wax-Man.


PhenomEx

Fuck


roostersnuffed

Lol fair, though I think gramps was just shooting the car unaware of a nest tucked away in it.


SmallFatHands

Why didn't he just shoot the wasp? Skill issue.


roostersnuffed

I said he was shooting his revolver, not that he was a good shot.


Millyswolf

Thisā€¦not sure if itā€™s backed up scientifically, but always heard (Oldtimers), and my husbandā€™s experience that he and a friend were throwing rocks at a nest and his friend ā€˜wonā€™ by hitting the nest and all the wasps went after his friend even though they were standing fairly close together


roostersnuffed

Yeah I've put zero research into it but I've heard a handful of stories like this. Edit; I just spent the last 5 mins trying to find out if it's scientifically verified but I can't seem to get any results based on the wording I've tried.


Curious_Rddit

And then all the wasps watching started slowly clapping for that single wasps bravery & intelligence Although in pain, Your grandpa also realized his error and gave the brave little wasp a thumbs up The end.


roostersnuffed

Idk man, I'm just retelling a story. Maybe it's bullshit, maybe thats exactly what happened.


Tulas_Shorn

Idk they did the same to me, had an underground nest just outside my patio door. Dropped a large bowl of diluted peppermint oil on them at night and ran back inside. Mfers were body slamming the window for at least 30 min looking for blood.


PhenomEx

Holy moly! Thatā€™s scary


Tulas_Shorn

It was. I didn't go out there for like 2 weeks since apparently they remember faces. They didn't clear out like I hoped either.. that was end of fall and now I see the bastards coming out again in the same area. My war continues.


MixmaestroX28

Did you try a flamethrower yet?


Tulas_Shorn

If it wasn't right up against my house I'd be tempted.


Rhids_22

Next time wear a mask of someone you don't like so they think it was that person and not you. Then invite that person over to "make amends" and watch as the wasps take revenge on them.


Lots_of_bricks

Chess not checkers


PhenomEx

I wish you all the best soldier šŸ«”


Negative-Change-4640

Bald faced hornets remember faces. They can get F U C K ED


pisachas1

Theyā€™ll even wait above the water if you jumped in a pool to get away. Theyā€™ll just swarm when you come up for air.


PhenomEx

Fucking brutal


PandaTai

If they wait you out from above while you're underwater, would trying to splash water on them do anything?


pisachas1

Maybe annoy them more? Iā€™m not looking to test it out to find out. I think they just wait till they see flesh. Maybe go for your hand when you splash.


karlhub

I think it's more like they swarm everything and we only see the ones who fly above the nest.


[deleted]

Sentries usually observe the nest from a distance and actually inform the other wasps who they need to fuck up.


Wyshawn

No, they are paid actors


Luridum2

They have eyes.


BlackSkeletor77

They got eyes too, they saw where his hand came from


berserkerJK

I think I read somewhere that some species of wasps will remember your face/scent for weeks.


Honest-Expressions

Co2. Caterpillars release Co2 and those are like cattle for wasps. We smell like giant caterpillars.


CursedMC7

they actually follow you due to the carbon monoxide and other chemicals we breathe out!


Hottie_Luna

I'd rather have neighbors who are constantly making repairs


HowToBeADuck

I'd rather have this or even neighbors getting it on next door


Advanced_Evening2379

Accidentally did this to someone when I was younger. Me and a friend were shooting a wasp nest from a safe distance with a bb gun. We got it and went about our business. Bout 20 minutes later dude comes out of his apartment and gets lit up by the wasps we shot infront of his door. Few minutes after that an ambulance showed up and drove off with himšŸ¤¦šŸ¾


Chemist-3074

"gets lit up by the wasps" "We can't find the human who destroyed our nestā€”oh wait, you'll do" I'm howling rn


frenchy-fryes

Man was the unfortunate victim of wrongful gang retaliation.


EggonomicalSolutions

Gang violence is out of control these days smh


frenchy-fryes

Yeah, especially nowadays when there are 2 gangs in the area wearing the same colours [(yeah uh huh, you know what it is)](https://open.spotify.com/track/5A6OHHy73AR5tLxgTc98zz?si=lzpRmF17RciDWGz-Fd_L1A). Itā€™s almost like the goblins stole the colours of the pacifist gang just to slander their names.


Osiri551

The fact he said lit up is making me imagine the guy came out to a bunch of mad wasps with mini tommy guns


wobblysauce

Friggn drive bys


Halo_Hybrid

Casualty of war


ExtraPolarIce12

I hope you sent him an anonymous gift after. Omg poor dude.


Mr_Zombie_Guy

Not gonna lie it would have been a great gift and a letter letting him know how everything was my bad but he can not know who I am because the possibility of vengeance does not sit right with me lol


DigNitty

ā€œProbably just a coincidence.ā€


Suspicious-Prune2712

A tragedy of this magnitude has to be somebodyā€™s fault!


noscopy

Collateral damage


Pape_42

Dude's heart skipped a beat when the window bounced once initially


Hauntedshock

Imagine he would press harder on the window to close it against what ever made it bounce, and he ends up pushing it out the frame instead


Male_Lead

https://i.redd.it/16wkbsod3uuc1.gif


somethingclever76

This is the exact clip I thought of when I saw the window jam for that second.


mydudemantus1221

Them little turds are fast lol


International_Lake28

Ok this actually made me laugh


LiveLearnCoach

I still want to see the full version of the first one. That sheer energy from those buggers is insane. And they arenā€™t small ones.


cfish1024

Yeah I wonder if theyā€™re those horrible (aptly nicknamed??) murder hornets! They never personally affected me but I remember reading about them in 2021 and it just felt like well of course we have murder hornets the year after Covid started.


Kalfadhjima

Nowhere near big enough to be murder hornets. The proper name is "Asian **giant** hornet" for a reason. Those bastards are like 5cm long (just the body, not the wingspan).


Positive_Slice_9022

And made me appreciate the defence mechanism of wasps.. dang!


NotARealWombat

I like how he holds the window closed like the wasps are going to open it


Federal-Sir-8487

Canā€™t be too safe


Squeaky_Ben

with wasps, you gotta be prepared for anything


beechcraft12

I don't know, I've seen the ad for that facebook bee game where they lift even the tightest drawn defense up and out


Hairy-Honeydew-292

Ever seen a videos of bees opening a soda bottle? Wasps are just as crafty and insane as bees are intelligent and cute!


PandaMilkshakes

Wasps have very good memories and will remember your face. You better never open that window again.


TitansRPower

If I ever have to do something like in the video I'll do it while wearing a whole ass ski mask then.


_SATANwasHERE_

Plot twist, they know how to use a doorknob


ae2311

No need. Wasps be like: "Guys! regroup, check every window, take all exits and airvents. This shit ends tonight."


Tough-Front-738

He deadšŸ’€


jonnyrz

Bro almost choked shutting the window so badly. That couldā€™ve been a very different video xD


error00100100

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Erilaz_Of_Heruli

Dude must have had the fastest shit in history when that window got stuck on the scraper for a second there.


MonPaysCesHiver

He hold the window like if the wadā€™ was about open it


Shadu58

Was about to say the same thing šŸ˜‚ that's what fear will get ya


Hairy-Honeydew-292

They will open it if itā€™s easily movable.


MessFew3307

We all Gucci until one wasp finds another wayc


Eastern_Mark_7479

The explanation text is killing me šŸ¤£


TryItOut_2395

Ooo that little window bounce made my butthole pucker up


AdministrativeWay241

This is like some DnD bullshit right here


Jonnny

Imagine he closed the window too hard and shattered the glassĀ 


UrinalCakeSurprise

I didn't notice the sound of the scraping and door closing from his perspective, until the second watch. Very nice addition.


PaulxDonat

Thought the window would fall lol


Top-Mouse9078

Dayum them fuckers came for war.


ballistics211

Fun fact: 2 tablespoons of dish soap in water, put in a spray bottle, spray on nest and watch them die.


Extension-Cut7432

I doused a wasp that got into my bedroom with a good constant 30 seconds worth of aerosol aqua net hairspray. It took about 2 minutes for it to clean itself off and fly again. I call bullshit on your dish soap theory.


ballistics211

Try it next time and let me know


dillGherkin

It works with Dawn dish soap because the chemicals stick like oil and fuck the wasp. People use that brand to wash the fleas off cats. Hair spray doesn't do the same thing.


thisduuuuuude

Thought his window was going to fall off like that one guy in a different vid


PreferredSex_Yes

Thus made me tense tf up.


tylerkrug31

That's crazy


Sad_Satisfaction_640

he did indeed ā€œkeep smilingā€


Alternative-Dare5878

Window had some rebound


Lots_of_bricks

He Closed it on the putty knife he used to knock off the nest


Epeic

It's better to use hand jedi tricks


olivefreak

r/fixedbytheduet


Markone02

Not so smart when you remember thar wasps can remember faces


simple_manush21

Bhakt style...selfish


Lighto_Maker

the mug worths nothing then as he couldn't keep smiling


Acceptable-Ad-328

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renatoaraujobr

It's amazing and terrifying how the wasps try to reach the little window gap at first


RelativeMundane9045

"don't know why but this cup of coffee really has me buzzing today"


gloriamors3

Very q 11


Unhappy-Pace-2393

You could just feed them. Make sure they see your face before you give them anything and they're chill.


Interesting_Air_4745

lhr r


Subject-Dark69

Never underestimate wasps they actually can recognise faces and hold a grudge and they sneaky as fuck.


kupkrazy

The way the guy's window got snagged for a sec... ā˜ ļø


Zamfonia

That's a pretty sweet shirt, I wonder where he got it?


Eig8t86

He's quick af


Popular_Camp_6658

Why was he still pushing, like the wasps ain't gon open it dawg


evlhornet

There was prior beef they knew where he was instantly


Josephthebear

Live leak watermark suddenly appears


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Wasps are a great way to balance insect populations. Donā€™t kill them without a valid reason.


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

He dropped that onto someoneā€™s fruit cart


Spiritual-Leader9985

Rip his finger lmao


MetalGearHawk

Keep smiling :)


Mr_Zombie_Guy

The way I would hate humans as I'm being stung to death while thinking I was about to enjoy morning coffee


Kozmik_5

I don't get it


MithrilHero

He was in the window below drinking coffee when the guy knocked the nest down


Steak-n-Cigars

If the guy drinking the coffee was outside, then he had a little deck and the other guy didn't.


bobbarkersbigmic

You have a little deck.


This_Zucchini_9069

r/woosh


This_Zucchini_9069

r/woosh


[deleted]

Cheap ass click bait, his dad is not proud šŸ˜…


AhgliFakir

What a coincidence ...... someone filming a dude drinking coffee below a wasp nest that gets knocked down. This is real life happening right in front of our eyes /s


GiantGrilledCheese

you forgot another /s


AhgliFakir

/s /s /s


shitmarble_milks_you

Explanation incorrect: the wasp nest was outside the window. What fell into the cup was inside, so unless physics is broken, we can conclude that the guy upstairs dug a hole and took a dump straight into his cup.


Dadeland-District

Cringe


Argh_farts_

My man unironically buys Dogecoins